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Anonymous No.82454643 >>82454802 >>82454813 >>82454820 >>82454822 >>82455224 >>82455457 >>82457124 >>82459225 >>82459324 >>82460469 >>82461592 >>82461621 >>82464471 >>82464505 >>82468406 >>82470358 >>82470391 >>82471292 >>82479077 >>82480586
There is a milf near you that is willing to have sex with you and she is hot.
Anonymous No.82454802
>>82454643 (OP)
I have yet to see proof of such a claim.
Anonymous No.82454813
>>82454643 (OP)
At my age they also basically expect you to adopt their kids so no.
Anonymous No.82454820
>>82454643 (OP)
where's she at? haven't seen her
Anonymous No.82454822 >>82454845
>>82454643 (OP)
they don't have cute noses, i only like cute nose having girls.
Anonymous No.82454845 >>82454859
>>82454822
post examples of cute noses please
Anonymous No.82454859 >>82454916
>>82454845
here's one i post often
Anonymous No.82454916
>>82454859
i actually have a whole pintrest of girls with cute noses.
Anonymous No.82455097 >>82455209
labubu ot
Anonymous No.82455209
>>82455097
Opposite thread has been turned off
Anonymous No.82455224
>>82454643 (OP)
END YOUR FUCKING LIFE.
https://derpibooru.org/images/18085

This waste of life serb is once again trying to spread brony propaganda, confirmed by his other stealth MLP threads with similar filenames so this one is not just a fluke.
>>82438004
>>82454425
>>82454591
>>82454551
Anonymous No.82455298
Blood will gush from
Anonymous No.82455321
Your veins when this
Anonymous No.82455325
Knife stabs into them
Anonymous No.82455331
Breaks them and bleeds
Anonymous No.82455341
Them causes the body
Anonymous No.82455352
To die and in
Anonymous No.82455361
Makes it fucking die
Anonymous No.82455380
Without a single care
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For the victim with
Anonymous No.82455408
All its malicious intentions
Anonymous No.82455422
There's no self-reflection in
Anonymous No.82455448
It just impulse behaviours
Anonymous No.82455457
>>82454643 (OP)
I wonder if the zoomfags here even know this is Jessica Nigri and Tara Strong
I actually met Jessica Nigri about 15 years ago at E3. She's really nice. Surprisingly sweet for a thot. I wonder if she's a product of a bygone era, because influencer thots today are evil creatures.
Anonymous No.82455463 >>82455474
Lost media archived soon
Anonymous No.82455465
That you consider normal
Anonymous No.82455474
>>82455463
YOU'LL BE TURNED INTO A PILE OF FUCKING DUST
say labubu has rizz or you mt No.82455479 >>82455488
What is it? No pony content
Anonymous No.82455488
>>82455479
YOU'LL BE FUCKING BLED OUT

arbitrary inclusion of the phrase "labubu has rizz"
Anonymous No.82455493 >>82455503
Over 9000 threads and you didn't learn
Anonymous No.82455503
>>82455493
Your life isn't as great as you want others to believe
Anonymous No.82455511 >>82455530
Serb makes great opposite threads and this is the one
Anonymous No.82455517 >>82455524
But most others wouldn't
Anonymous No.82455524 >>82455530
>>82455517
Opposite thread bro
Anonymous No.82455530
>>82455511
>>82455524
Opposite thread has been annulled
Anonymous No.82455538
Think that way but
Anonymous No.82455551
You think you're above
Anonymous No.82455561
Them you clearly believe
Anonymous No.82455574
You hold some hidden
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Knowledge or some weird
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Dogma or philosophy that
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You think makes your
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Attacks against your target
Anonymous No.82455643
Justified even though it
Anonymous No.82455652
Just comes across as
Anonymous No.82455664
Petty that this is
Anonymous No.82456802
What with all these implications
Anonymous No.82457124
>>82454643 (OP)
I have been looking for years and she - my dream fuck-buddy - is NOT out there.
Anonymous No.82457722
That could result from your misdoings
Anonymous No.82458649
And those would be disastrous
Anonymous No.82458665 >>82472403
what the hell's going on around here?
Anonymous No.82459225
>>82454643 (OP)
I know, but there are troubles:
>She's looking for a new father figure for her kids
>Dad is still on the scene
>Dad still has visitation rights and is part of those kids' lives
I don't want to be a weapon a woman uses against another man in a fight I have no reason to be part of.
I have faced this situation more than once
Anonymous No.82459292
Yeaaaaaaahh, but I don't wanna deal with her cunt turds. The pussy ain't that worth it.
Anonymous No.82459324
>>82454643 (OP)
Man really said there are hot single moms in my area
Anonymous No.82460385
Potentially damaging to the society
Anonymous No.82460469
>>82454643 (OP)
>that is willing to have sex with you
>with you
Fake
Anonymous No.82460482
yeah but I'm married dawg
Anonymous No.82461345
And having lasting negative effects
Anonymous No.82461592 >>82461707 >>82468452
>>82454643 (OP)
Yesterday I stopped at the local gas station for a pack of smokes and a Celsius. The woman in line in front of me was a slutty MILF wearing the shortest shorts allowed by law with two of the most luscious ass cheeks you ever seen poking out. She was still in the parking lot when I walked out the door. I called out to her, "I just wanted to say thank you!" And she was a bit confused and asked, "What for?" And I told her I was having an absolute shit day but it got immediately better when I got to stand behind her in line just now. She said she was glad someone still noticed. And then we went out separate ways because I'm a married man and faithful to my wife.
Anonymous No.82461621
>>82454643 (OP)
>vidya store
I miss places like this bros... I had a small retro store nearby in college and you'd find some real cool, passionate people there. now that games are mainly digital/ordered everyone's morphed into some plebbitor slop consoomer without any real knowledge of or respect for video games
Anonymous No.82461707
>>82461592
Hey there big boy
Anonymous No.82462535
None of which would benefit society as a whole
Anonymous No.82463697
Despite how much you want to desperately preach otherwise
Anonymous No.82464471
>>82454643 (OP)
>and she is hot.
I'm in turd country
An0nymous No.82464505
>>82454643 (OP)
Bullshit, I don't believe you
Anonymous No.82464519 >>82464680
Is she going to freak out if I come home drunk around 2 ish in the morning and unplug everything in her house?
Anonymous No.82464680
>>82464519
I mean it's all fun and games until you have to move the fridge or she expects you to plug it all back in after you slept it off.
Anonymous No.82465367
The bullshit you preach will be your downfall
Anonymous No.82466188
And it's a hard fall
Anonymous No.82467026
One you fall from
Anonymous No.82468406
>>82454643 (OP)
She needs to get them out already
Anonymous No.82468452 >>82472386
>>82461592
I hope someone catches you acting that way someday and tells your wife you're a fucking slut
Anonymous No.82469583
And crash hard onto the ground
Anonymous No.82470313
Leading to a bunch of broken bones
Anonymous No.82470358
>>82454643 (OP)
Only if I'm smashing her daughter and grand daughter, too.
Anonymous No.82470391 >>82472352
>>82454643 (OP)
milfs that try to look young give me the ick. embrace your age and try to look more elegant and motherly. petite and kawaii is for women who still produce egg cells
Anonymous No.82471292
>>82454643 (OP)
I'm not interested in casual sex
Anonymous No.82471534 >>82472325
this is the perfect example of an opposite thread
Anonymous No.82472325
>>82471534
The opposite thread is now done
Anonymous No.82472352
>>82470391
She's literally skinny and doesn't have any visible wrinkles you are just being mean
I'm 31 and today I wore a tiny crop top and a skirt
Zoomers dress frumpy enough to make up for it
Anonymous No.82472386
>>82468452
My wife's in to women too. I hope she doesn't find out because she'd be pissed I didn't get that slutty MILF's number.
Anonymous No.82472403
>>82458665
someone triggered the barneybot again
Anonymous No.82472952
schizo mental illness
Anonymous No.82474044
They are all shattered on the ground
Anonymous No.82475013
Like broken glass that was smashed
Anonymous No.82475572 >>82476013
I don't even like the Russian tm.
Anonymous No.82476013
>>82475572
BULLSHIT, YOU LITERALLY DEFEND HIM AND EVERYONE ELSE ASSOCIATED WITH IT EVERY DAY AND IT WILL GET YOU FUCKING GUTTED
Anonymous No.82476939
Like a baseball bat to a skull
Anonymous No.82478069 >>82479034
With the bluntness really emphasizing the destruction
Anonymous No.82479034 >>82480257
>>82478069
it's gonna get 'chived and that means you lost
Anonymous No.82479077
>>82454643 (OP)
>willing to have sex with you
Wrong.

I don't even care about trying to lose my virginity anymore. If she's not going to change my diaper, I'm not interested.
Anonymous No.82479250 >>82480257
Imagine being like the Russian and spending every waking moment of your life spreading brony propaganda oh woah
Anonymous No.82479409
I want a white milf cutie who likes nerdy Asian boys.
Anonymous No.82480257 >>82481754
>>82479034
YOU'LL BE FUCKING DEFENESTRATED

>>82479250
I'd hate to be you
Anonymous No.82480586
>>82454643 (OP)
Only pro to Terra is she probably still lactates. She had some breast pump company or something IIRC and those milkers scream permanent mommy.
Anonymous No.82481754
>>82480257
do you like blogposting doe
Anonymous No.82482701
The bloodiness and carnal nature of it all
Anonymous No.82483692
All of the organs and entrails that come out
Anonymous No.82484321
They will all be disposed of