Thread 82455797

girls of r9k, teach me how to speak to girls online

>>82455797 (OP)
They don't know. If they were on the receiving end of their low effort messages, they'd fucking explode.

they like when you say "step on me mommy"

>>82455856
Got to add the whimper too drives them crazy

>>82455797 (OP)
Why'd you post this at exactly the same time I post a thread asking the same thing baka

I call plagiarism

Then again I have taken your pepe in penance so I suppose that will have to do

>>82455797 (OP)
What kind of girls do you want to talk to anon? Normie/Stacy kind of girls or like cute retarded girls on 4chan and weird Instagram groupchats? There is overlap but I can give a more detailed game plan for you depending on what youre going for

step 1 of dating never ever take a girl's advice on dating

Pretend they're just another guy

Not a girl but I've been using interpals to practice

>>82456171
This. They will - probably subconsciously - tell you what seems virtuous. They won't tell you what actually gets women because acknowledging what actually gets women is so awful that just saying it gets you branded a raging misogynist.

Explain why my older bro can hit on every grill online and win every single time and absolutely fail irl

>>82456489
What do you mean by win

>>82456504
It would be like him pulling a girl off this board and get in her pants if they live nearby

>>82455797 (OP)
lovebomb the stupid or insecure girls who can't tell you're doing it
just don't be mean to stupid naive girls, they're angels on earth

tell girls who are smart that they're pretty and there's something about them that you've never felt before, even smarties fall for that

>>82455891
Also lay on your back like a dog submitting whilst wagging your cock around

>>82455797 (OP)
>don't sexualize them immediately
>treat them like a human being

>>82455797 (OP)
>Unsolicited dick pic*
>"You like?"
Never fails, trust.

>>82456879
HELP i need the part about how to lean into flirting or indicating i wanna be lovey dovey
I feel like I lean too hard into being interested in them and wanting to know more about them (I DO) and cant progress further

>>82456913
I too need help with that

>>82455797 (OP)
have you tried messaging them

>>82457174
Not op but I message them, we have a nice initial conversation for one night, then they put less and less effort into later chats before ghosting me.

>>82455939
nta but this speaks a lot if you're willing to dissect it
>"Girls don't know what they want!"
but the inverse somehow also rings true
>"Guys don't know what they want!"

>>82456473
I tried this but im too autistic and we always end up talking about politics or history, got banned for making turks mad. How do you start convos?

>>82457263
kek.
I don't know. I try to ask something on their profiles or just ask for their interests but some of their English is so awful.
Currently I'm not sure if I'm talking to AI , a catfish or a girl with really bad english using AI.
She is cute though, and is at least responding to me.

>>82457526
There are a lot of catfish on there. I know of at least one dude who has a bunch of bbc/bwc fetish profiles and he makes posts then replies to his own posts with more fake accounts. If theres guys doing this then there are almost certainly some just pretending to be girls for attention.