Thread 82464001

Combe Haven edish

post some music offie
please

>>82464017
I'm looking through my music tab on Youtube. Some nostalgic stuff is coming up.

Patrick Stump (of Fallout Boy) did a cover of Life On Mars for Live Lounge and it's brilliant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhUHdyl1wEo&list=RDHhUHdyl1wEo&start_radio=1&pp=oAcB

Charlie Kirk assassinated
Qatar being bombed
France collapsing
Muslims chimping out x


It's a HHL world nows x

>>82464001 (OP)
Glad you got to make this edish lad
Sorry for the earlier cock block
Peace and love

>>82464090
Nah, you're fine. I've not made one in ages, I forgot about the timer.

>>82464070
Is he still going?

>"Civil war" predictive programming movie comes out earlier this year
>Now the moneylenders are attempting to forment such a conflict within the US

Mind-boggling

a gift to my noughties friends:
https://myspace.windows93.net/

think tracksuit bottoms are cool again, m8.

Is HHL really alive and well or is it someone else? I'm confused, I thought he got a ban.

Haha. Maybe don't take VR games so seriously, m'k?
https://youtu.be/kJcMfc_MX_w?si=xklVRzx5_kgW22qt&t=274

>>82464172
which one am I?

apple pie

how do Brits feel about the current civil war in America?

>>82464182
seems like he didn't really deserve that,desu

Miss my Iryna. Gonna watch asmr now to stay positive.

Wanted me gone

Told you but you wouldn't listen

Me and Sunderland won't forget your betrayal. On our owns now x

Lmfao you call on me for help. We shall see x

>>82464214
Sunderland? Do you like chicken dippers and blue drink lad?

>>82464230
Pipe downs

Got a full wokkle of wodka here x

oh. even the fake new MySpace won't let me

>>82464213
Charlie is with her now, everything is ok.

I am haunted by the ghosts of my former self
I can see them cringe and laugh, its humiliating.

>>82464266
gosh, imagine peaking young...

Welper being perma banned only benefits mongs like Muslim shill poley and anti-white and pro-suicide freak Footmong..

He warned us about them ages ago now Charlie Kirk is dead. Lowkey feel like we could have prevented this shit. Now Welper is permabanned. It's over.

>>82464258
Don't care about right wing men like that. He knew the risk of going into politics.

>>82464318
You do realize Lollers and footmong organised a campaign on discord to get HHL banned. Saying nothing me. It was fucked up though. Poor lad didn't nothing wrong. Feel ashamed for betraying HHL now x

Excessive use of full stops mong is a big ole fibber.

>>82464318
Are you-I mean "is he" actually perma b&?

Pakiboo to this day thinks being brown is a replacement for a personality. Utterly boring cunt

Why perma wan? What happened?

>>82464375
How do 4chan even permaban you? Can't you just do a workaround?

>>82464410
He posted THAT video

>>82464375
Footmong and lollers organised a campaign against HHL on discord and got him perma banned. They are obsessed with taking him down.

>>82464433
Cmon lad, what video? Can't leave me hanging.

All I know, is this is how my soul felt after THAT video was posted.

>>82464468
Hahaha! Fucking hell lads. I'm missing out

>>82464447
I don't really remember his last posts being anything that bannable.Was a while ago now though.

I've got an 18 year old boy begging me for sex

>>82464501
No mate, you seriously don't want to watch it. It's a young lad being raped by a poo

4chan is all HHL had lads!

Any nerd-charva-emo hybrids in?

>>82464512
>I've got an 18 year old boy begging me for sex
Bit gay.

>>82464516
Oh God! I take it all back. Ban him!
>>82464525
Juxtaposition isn't it?

>>82464266
was just chatting to former-you, he's actually a right laugh, hahaha, can't wait to see him again.

current-you? well. you're alright. you're nice. everyone says so :)

>>82464525
All groups disliked me. Mainly due to me being an imbecile.

>>82464528
yes
I'm 39, I've not fucked an 18 year old since I was that age myself. I'm really looking forward to it.

Jews just sabotaged my laptop Charlie Kirk style

Force me into a NPC relaity x

I legit think this Charlie Kirk killing was a fed op to try and push Iryna's murder down the news cycle.

siiiiiiigh, depressed I don't have a cute and based lil tranny dork to hang out with and cuddle.

>>82464584
did you see the clip of the black fella saying "materials" in his body made him do it?

How does this guy piss and not wet himself. Any lads explain this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9wa1q8TXls&list=LL&index=58

kind of funny how the internet threw a spanner in the works
threw a spanner in the werks, threw a spanner in the werks, it through a SPANNER in the werks

The moneylenders want 'order out of chaos', do they not

They do thrive on dazzling the gentiles by means of causing a ruckus

my vision is wrong

gosh, i can't stop saying gosh.
gosh...

Trump is probably more pissed off than he ever has been before. If was Russia or China I.would keep quiet

gosh, what if trump goes flippin doolalley?
goodness...

stay the fuck away from britpol you fucking nonces you have been warned

>>82464819
Fuck up gayboy I go where I want

>>82464819
Fuck off back there you bellend! Don't be starting shit again. We showed you in lockdown and we'll do it again.

>>82464819
gosh and golly...

Russia picked the worst tirne to attack Poland lmfao

Trump is fucking fuming over this Charlie Kirk assassination. Farage knows the score x

It's okay lads. I've gone to britpol and showed them we mean business.

Who was that lad that was memed for years on here, something johans? English lad.

>>82464950
You can post about him again and again and again lad nobody gives a shit about your jahans dolly

>>82464972
Thanks. It's not for anything really, it's to do with a thread that was on another board.
Im not interested in speaking any more about it.

>>82465080
Now I'm intrigued lad. What's this thread?

>>82465080
someone was on this board the other day claiming to be him
someone else said he was on /lgbt/ saying the same shite
where is he now?

Hhl perma wan. Collapse era in full swing

Good night lads! Sorry for complaining about the amount of political posts, just wanted a comfy thread. Was selfish and I should do better.
Have a great day and I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Thanks for putting up with me and may God bless you and yours whatever your beliefs, deviant sexual practices (nonces excluded) or ethnicity (French excluded).

>>82465216
HHL dead
Charlie Kirk dead

It's fucking over x

>>82465291
Nah lad it's just beginning. Change is what makes the world interesting. It's all in the Great Architects plan. Change is what turns the rough ashlar into beauty that lasts generations. Trust in the plan, Brotherly Love, Relief and Truth.

Trump going full scale HHL jesus fucking christ x

https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1965947311718269341

>>82465326
Lmfao what the actual fuck

This is gonna end badly

>>82465326
Lmfao Trump doesn't give a fuck anymore

>>82465326

I lowkey feel like this is the end of the world as we know it. There's no going back to ,"normal" after this shit.

an American died on 11/9???

>>82465326
why does it look like that video is AI?

>>82465361
Shiiiit! Didn't think of that.
>>82465365
I thought that too lad.

>>82464851
stay on your containment board you disgusting fucking animal
>>82464860
you're a pathetic worm and a fantasist
you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag
>>82464868
nonce

>>82465379
Your no even britpol lad. I went and they seemed like nice people. You sir are a fraud! Be off! I cast ye out!

>>82465326
Trump is going full scale White Nationalist now. He's got nothing left to lose. Gonna be a bumpy few years x

>>82465326
>>82465365
>>82465373
i thought it looked like AI too. but i'm off my nut on ket, so it must be real.

Trump has gone completely insane.

Being pro-Hitler/HHL is a death sentence.

Trump will be removed from power by Jewish-led generals.

>>82465404
Could be a good thing in the long run. Especially if he weighs in on the EU WEF situation. Might be good for you Pro Palestine lads too if he just goes full on anti jew

as kaptain ketamine kontenteur of the night guard, i declare zis politics ALLOWED

Dust off the armour boys. The Crusade is on again. We'll start with Poley and then onwards

>>82465445
blue ticks talking a big game on twitter
bit like when trump was shot at

>>82465413
i thought trump was pro jew?

so a big part of politics is being a good orator. rhetoric and all that.

>...violence and murder are the tragic consequence of...

even my ket-addled brain had an anal-retentive aneurysm at the shoddy grammar there. although, Trump's never been one for agreement ho ho

HHL loyalism playing out now

Fuck the lot x

https://youtu.be/6-7d-xkMOfg?si=5qvN7-4UKbRQHwst

Sad to see tgat blonde lass earlier with that AFRICAN lad. Tony Blair style.

Only reason wein this capitalism negro world is because Americans won WW2 X

Americans ars slaves to the Jews.

It ain't George Floyd's Amerixa anymore.

Jews have abandoned their black allies. Muslims on standby. Watch and learn x

i have come to the conclusion that ketamine is not a good drug.

Wondering how hard it is to be a postman. There's a few jobs going around me. Might apply.

>>82465497
>turning a sombre rock song into a club banger

Vera Lynn next?

The Troubles is to Gen Alpha what World War II was to us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxqnOZxZ-_s
to be honest to be honest to be honest to be honest to be honest to be honest

>>82465611
Don't know what that even means, chap

going to go round all of Glasgow blasting with a big sign saying 'x !!4i5PPG9tdXh' and a boombox blasting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2ICtCO8TCw

it not strange.
it endearing.
like in Love Actually.

>>82465725
wake up crossy lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5Y8tFQ01OY

vhyb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJXPTnPmm78

>>82465784
has anyone ever done this, in the real world, and it's all gone well?

was walking down a rainy street in Durham with a friend once, and some long-haired guitarlad was sat curled up in his open window strumming away. looked at my mate and we both had that psychic click like, "aye, we're in a film."

>>82465837
i'm on that ketamine so you need to explain things laterally. what am i witnessing? football injury? watched probably lots of times, this post took while to make

>>82465847
>"aye, we're in a film."
and you missed the perfect opportunity to kiss

>>82465881
britfeel scum that you are
hopeless pathetic numbed out worm

>>82465888
aye, shame my mate is a lass.

Did welper get a perm ban?

>be american
>get shot
a tale as old as time

>>82466229
Why don't you drive to his care home in Sunderland and ask him. You can drive, right?

didnt have time to eat breakfast this morning before work and now im hungry af

Estimated volume 125 today, will have to wait for the manifest to know for sure, I hope it's lower or at least mainly small packet because the depot shuts early on Thursdays so there's no time to return for 2 trips, kinda annoying desu

>>82466486
At least you won't be stuck indoors lonely and depressed

>>82466500
True lad. Why don't you sign up https://www.evri.com/careers/be-a-courier

>>82466517
I already work full time de lad

>>82466486
Always wondered if there's a delivery in a block of flats and its on the 15th floor do you have to go all the way up? Or is there a post box you can put it in at the bottom?

woke up with a stinging headache, not right imo might have to call in sick

>>82466537
But you're stuck inside lonely and depressed
>>82466559
There might be a post box if it's a posh place, you could call the customer and ask them to come down, or just not give a fuck and leave it wherever, otherwise yes you'd go all the way up

might move to bali and become a surfer

might move to London and get my phone stolen

>>82466486
alright evrilad
which day of week is lowest volume usually

>>82466486
hope it goes well lad. i just made a Star Wars thread on /tv/. doubt it'll do well. but all in a day's work, eh.

>>82466955
Tuesday

might move to sunderland and become a spacker

a spackem, as they're locally known.

Standing back and standing by x

Ngl just woke up. Passed out okntgat couch x

https://youtu.be/6-7d-xkMOfg?si=zT7Q-noIZQ3NsOGM

the spackem is here now

might move to Cornwall and be a racialist

11/9 was 24 years ago not 14 years as i first thought

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj072jg59m0o
>Countdown champion stabbed rival at fans' event

the night is finished.
i am off to beddy-byes.
all my love to the dayfeelers.

Oh me? Yeah. Huge fan of eating the wife's pussy after she's been to the gym. Something about pheromones perhaps, or maybe I'm just a dirty cunt but I love it.

Had a nice pre-sleep shag last night, rare for a weekday that. Unsurprisingly I'm in a much better mood today than I have been for the rest of the week. Funny how that works.

Now, woffee and toast and then off to crank labour for another day so I can maintain what I have worked for.

The Charlie Kirk assassunation is really a game changer in the West.

Battle lines have been drawn. Buckle up kiddos.

Getting a lot more dangerous out there. Like a jungle sometimes makes me wonder how I keep from going under.

>>82467397
Literally who? xZ

PIP came early for my birthday. Oh it lush.

>>82467400
Don't push me I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my head. Haha.

Brother is sulking because he has to go and see his great auntie. He says I better get something when she dies! What a cunt.

>>82467635
I wish I'd seen my great aunt before she died this year, I liked her a lot and I hadn't seen her in years.

Shan't be seeing my dementia ridden grandmother though, not a lot of point in the 10 hour round trip to see someone who doesn't know who I am.

Got that pool later. Staying on it me.

End of an era x

Got them bennies in the bank though x

This is Amerika x

Saw a few posts were deleted last night, 1 of them being mine, so...
TEST.

>HHL permabanned
>Charlie Kirk dead
>Alex Jones having a mental breakdown
>Entire western world collapsing

Welcome to hell x

https://youtu.be/761uRaAoW00?si=xcVKNSVTdEdAEOk9

wonder if I'll spot lollers in any 9/11 threads today

HHL's final post was sharing this Star Wars clip. He know what coming. He treid warning us. Now Charlie Kirk dead. It not right.

https://youtu.be/NNPahqVkNFA?si=lL2pMtjxG5E4iqZn

>>82467810
I'm glad HHL is gone. Lad was a fucking lunatic. Genuinely one of the few legit insane people to grace this general.

>>82467763
Are we entering the phase of the Children of Men dystopia, where the rest of the world crumbles, and Britain is left as this island bubble of civilisation, somehow just carrying on?
There's so much predictive programming in that film, I swear.

>>82467833
>Britain is left as this island bubble of civilisation
Not him but, kek. Thanks, needed a laugh this morning. This country is potentially the worst for dystopian feels.

There is no proof that HHL is permabanned

>>82467862
in the sense that the government and the institutions will continue just going on, like cockroaches, while the rest of the world is a pile of rubble.

>>82467763
>>82467833
On the day we remember the worst terrorist attack the West has ever had to endure, when foreign enemies came into our lands to cause death and destruction we must now, 24 years later, conclude that the enemy is no longer simply a foreign agent. The enemy is already within, in large numbers, and it is up to us to stop them. Join the marches on Saturday the 13th and make your voice heard.

>>82467872
Fire is needed to cleanse this world. Burn it all then start anew.

Me? I miss Welper's late night drunken Hitler rants. Was always a fun read in the morning before work.

>>82467878
gonna stay at home and play Nintendo Switch, but best of luck to ya.

>>82467878
Yawn, doing your duty by posting this in every UK thread or general you can find are you? Saviour of the white race are you? Fat, smelly, terrified shut-in are you?

Get a life.

>>82467908
I'll be out on the streets showing my support for a proud, white Britain while you mock the very people that will one day need to save you from the invaders.

This weekend will see thousands of arrests. The government are planning something, they want to push a race riot. Be careful out there, don't get separated.

Everyone just calm down.

We all have the same goals

But sadly, well... the bad guys. They don't think like us.

https://youtu.be/UKMdAccrM1M?si=af_CQNNzHwoyir5-

Been trying to get into crosswords mates.
Turns out I'm a proper thicko.

Still wissed af me. Might go waccies in a bit. Just pre-orderd that FC26. Cheers x

>>82467997
>Just pre-orderd that FC26
Normie filth

>>82468002

Pipe downs x

I do what I want x

Call me king of the Kings x

>>82468038
I'm just salty mate as I only liked career mode and it's been a neglected feature for donkeys years.

WHEN I WAS YOUNG I HAD NO SENSE
I BOUGHT A FLUTE FOR 50 PENCE

>>82468051
the sociopath stare in full swing there

>>82467892
Literally the same post every time he gets drunk, you can go to the archives and read them, lad.

EDDIE HOWE'S A SEX OFFENDER
SUNLUN BOYS ON A BENDER

Aww mate I got that pool later. Fucked right up lmfaoo. Lost me card as well. It overs x

Radiohead is shite and I'm tired of everyone else pretending they're not.

>>82468077
I like em, tad overrated mind

bennie dolemongs the lot of you

Might as well judt stay on it now.

It all Steve fault x

>>82468086
I've worked for over 10 years by this point mate

>>82468077
Background-core music.

>>82468097
NTA but, same. It really annoys me. Over the nearly 50 years I've been alive, I've worked almost 10 years. I've paid my dues, and fed up of these layabouts pretending they're productive members of society.

Timeline absolute SLOP

>>82468115
>50 years I've been alive
>worked almost 10 years
Corr billy big nuts over here

>>82468136
Yep, as I matured I realised I needed an income, so at the ripe age of 42, I decided to get a paper round. Best decision of my life, bit of money to do things. Early starts are a killer, but luckily dad's retired so he drives me round the route. Back in time for a butty and a brew from mum.

never ad a job, but I did two years part time voluntarily, and helped put up a fence once. I've done my bit.

End of an era x

https://youtu.be/QcLD8qBr6Y4?si=Px1wQmPXyvBBOIZQ

>>82468162
Bag time? Might aswell go out in style

>>82468156
>bit of money to do things
Back when I was a young lad the paper round was 20 quid a week.
That enough for you to get by laddy? Has inflation made it like 100 a week by now?

>>82468170
Fuck that noise x

Got that pool later x

I stood up for Sunderland last night. Got stabbed in the back Charlie Kirk style.

Know where I stand nows x

Flamingo Land lids know the score x

Wish I could live there all year round. At least they understand me.

Had that brief hope this retard was dead. Shame.

>>82468179
I can't do it anon, I've tried LARPing a few times, but always feel guilty about fibbing to the anons when it comes to details (I'm weird, I know). Sorry, I'm just a regular dosser.
I do need to find a way of getting money. WFH, part time, an employer that tolerates somebody who's a bit disabledy, ZERO skills, non customer service.

Knocking back that AU nows.

Fuck the lotof yas x

>>82468221
Youre a fucking nonce and belong in jail

>>82468239
I mean I know you was fibbing I was just rolling with it.
Most of that you can get with like an IT/coding job, but "WFH" and "0 skills" isnt a combo you're gonna come across outside of customer service which you also ruled out.
Otherwise I guess it's just data entry shite.

Need Poemfella to drown out this noise

>>82468249
A nazi nonce, no less.

>>82468280
qrd on Poemfella?

I just want lads to post more emo really.

Heil fucking Hitler x

https://youtu.be/cQKq-ti1CSs?si=RR-j7xH8Jzo1LGW8

>>82468278
>Otherwise I guess it's just data entry shite
I think that is my only option.
>govt site, 5 of the 6 jobs are for a payday loan company.
Welp, that's that then. Joking, I'll have to check one of the agency type sites.

>>82468313
You are asking for a fucking lot mate. Part-time, WFH, with no skills.
Agencies will have more aye. I also know someone who got like a 2 hour job every evening basically being a transcribe. They just sat on a call and typed up everything they said.
AI might nick that job or people might not trust it, dunno.

I just want the lads to post more death metal really.

>>82468313
>>82468323
closest you can get is wfh 3 days a week, office 2 with the civil service. Which is what I do now, monday and tuesday have work, the rest of the week is literally doing fucking nothing

How it should be x

https://youtu.be/S2LW3eP1io4?si=utHRdBn2yvHerwAa

>>82468331
Got tons of that lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ048qYhrc4

britfeel on the ropes

>>82468343
Does Sandra know what you are posting here?

>>82468331
I got you bruh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObntvRcKMrE

>>82468350
very nice, I wish to start a band, shame its quite hard to find people but I shall persist. Decided to finally try that crowbar band people keep shilling and I actually quite like it, heavy riffs, fairly slow though but thats doom innit.

posting pictures of his family is it, big man?
have you done him, king?

>>82468375
Can always combo the death/doom so the doom isnt always slow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o4KdTsolWY

Ban youtube links on 4chan

I wonder if I could get into emo, I do like midwestern emo, although I dont actively seek a lot of it out, I do also really really like title fight but I dont think thats emo. Theres an emo bird at my fuck around civil service job I notice sometimes, got black hair with the emo fringe, skinny jeans with the emo belt type shit.

>>82468396
I simply do not click them. Haven't got a clue what the music and video lads are posting, better just to assume it's all garbage (the descriptor, not the band).

>>82468401
Those lassies aren't into actual "emo" music though, usually pop punk thats about self harm or teenage woes.
She won't gobjob you over American Football. It's just an aesthetic to most chicks and it's like "goth-lite".
Scene girls are fucking banging though, granted.

>>82468408
What is actual emo music, neway? What's the good stuff? I just remember MCR being around, and thinking it was a bit gay.

>>82468323
>You are asking for a fucking lot mate. Part-time, WFH, with no skills.
I've not got the typing skills to type out a conversation between others, as it happens at the moment.
>>82468338
I'd be a liability in the office, I have some motability issues, incontinence issues, so me entering a workplace isn't going to happen.
Oh well, I'll just wait to become fully disabled, then see what choices I face.

>>82468396
whats so wrong with lads sharing music?

>>82468331
Here is my contribution
https://youtu.be/9dpcIa7GNkg?si=DxEkPUWm3z3WWM0t

>>82468390
I like that there are basically infinity combos of metal subgenres to suit whatever you desire, its got hints of mortician that. There was a bloke on britpol who was making a one man mortician inspired thing, he had 3/4 songs recorded but was working on cover art, I shall ask him if hes still doing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DencCEwzcoE

>>82468295
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/Poemfella/

>>82468396
I filter youtube links on r9k I do not care about what zoomer brained millennial babby men watch on youtube

>>82468415
midwest emo or basically "screamo with less aggro". MCR arent emo, they're pop-punk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-SWkpGKdP8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro9NzQ15254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh5kkXf5-Y4

This kinda shite. It's basically more indie rock with touches of punk when it gets more aggro.

Fuck this shit. I'm going to get higher, listen to a choon or 20 then doss about on dayz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8vKZPPHJO0

>>82468408
do scene girls even exist anymore? ive not scene one since like 2010

>>82468434
They dont, sadly. There's been a minor resurgence but its usually LARP so young girls get attention on insta or tiktok and shit.

>>82468425
>Morticia
Like the Adams Family?
The aesthetics of metal are so weird to me sometimes. Where does it stop being kitsch, and become serious? Do they know anymore?

>>82468430
That sort of closed mindset won't get your anywhere in life

They want to snuff us out Charlie Kirk style. Time be smart. We're living in dangerous times.

*be's 45, white, from t'norf, and loves this*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jdM6StLr30

>>82468425
cant say I'll ever listen to Mortician thanks to /metal/ turning it into a fucking meme, may try it eventually.
but I get your point, I don't really like a lot of doom but I love death/doom and black/doom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNqh-40sWt0

>>82468453
kek that's me, only 36

>>82468449
Lad it says Mortician you twat. You know thats a real thing right?

>>82468432
I don't think I like this at all.

>>82468449
I think its just a case by case basis really, some bands seem more serious but shit like mortician is kinda gimmicky, shit like slam has got to be 100% not very serious though.

>>82468466
I thought they were being cute. Guess they're just boring edgelords.

>>82468425
>Mortician mentioned
Very based. You have great taste in death metal lad.

fink me favorite bdm album has got to be tales of necrophilia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axa6f8L6hdU

>>82468467
Not many do, its not that mainstream for a reason.

>>82468453
from't North*

Death metal filters out the normies. Keep it coming.
https://youtu.be/XAnsHjenFYw?si=oAVw41X-UynWEsFE

>>82468484
I really can't stick BDM, one of the few subgenres I can't get into. I love Cryptopsy but they're barely "brutal" at all.
Tried Brodequin and the likes, does fuck all for me.

>>82468451
They want to snuff out important people, nobody even knows who you are your self-aggrandizing twat.

I think SSM will soon be the only dole dosser in the UK that has an iPhone 17

>>82468489
idk, man. I think I'm too old. All of this try hard angry music just sounds hilarious to me now.

>>82468450
I've achieved more in life than you

>>82468515
dont really get classic goth music, kinda just sounds like 80s pop but slightly less bright

>>82468501
>I think SSM will soon be the only dole dosser in the UK that has an iPhone 17
fascinating

>>82468518
Then why are you replying to a post that was aimed at me, champ?

Smashing a few more voddies then crashing out me x

Know where I stand nows x

>>82468489
cor deeds of flesh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcFR_5xk7wE

>>82468516
I just like it for the riffs and the groove innit, I like music with a bit of balls to it

SUP DEVILS

Choon

https://youtu.be/6-7d-xkMOfg?si=Wse63gVMI2LEVMqJ

>>82468536
>that slim wrist
lol

https://youtu.be/NI02FUXj0VU?si=SXe23iQXFtWSClAE
I dont even like the first 1:30 of this song.

>>82468533
ohhhhhhhhh fuckin reeeekttttt

>peter mandelson sacked
it over the bad guys won

>>82468567
Good fucking riddance. Hang the cunt by the rafters. Peter was raping children on that pedo island with his best mate Jeffery epstine, it's all going to come out eventually.

https://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/crime/office-of-mp-sharon-hodgson-hit-by-fire-and-vandalism-5312468
HHL was this you?

Happy 9/11 de lids.

>>82468584
Fuck off woke mong, peter was one of us x

>>82468595
Bit of an awkward birthday party for me. I was eating cake and watching cartoons and the TV just automatically changed over to the news. Mum came running in and was shocked, I had no idea what was happening I was only 8. Probably got gameboy color games and geomag or something I can't remember.

>every government has been infiltrated
>every country is full of corrupt officials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTZoJ01FpD8

>youtube algo giving me this out of nowhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HccoiA2w03E
pretty good tho

>>82468595
In a few years it'll be as far in the past as the opening of the Twin Towers was to 9/11

>>82468567
whos he agen,chip?

>>82468601
What a paedophile?

>>82468623
Not all paedophiles are criminals. We didn't ask to be born.

Isn't choon posting fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5joTyy3CCov=cMOAXm94VWo
>>82468550
I concur.

Marks been to CEX to trade in some idums. 588 pound cash voucher for the new iPhone 17. It lush and I mean lush.
https://youtu.be/4MFrOywmvkw?si=8SPs-zBjgLVWmb6g

>>82468595
>Happy 9/11 de lids.
That you Lollers lad?

>>82468643
Little fat bald spacker dancing like a right proper mong over a new shitslop phone17. Grim

>>82468643
>Marks been to CEX to trade in some idums. 588 pound cash voucher for the new iPhone 17. It lush and I mean lush.
fascinating

>>82468643

Trading in items for a big loss might be for you but its not for me!

There'll always be an England

They won't snuff us out Charlie Kirk style. Fuck Qatar x

https://youtu.be/EGrES89AKz4?si=3qq2srSj497s9YQp

Been "fascinated" twice today lads. It lush. It lovely.

Fuck Qatar and UAE cringe globohomo capitalist sponsorships. Fuck Sky Sports too x

Charlie Kirk is dead. NPCs watching that Sky Sports News. Russian drones over that Poland. Time for another episode pf tbe Chase. Oh aye x

24yo woman doing cushy wfh job while her bf has to go work a real job outdoors. She'd be so depressed if she had to do real work. No wonder productivity is low in this country when half german bints like this have got it easy. In the old days women would be in the factory producing goods instead of importing cheap tat, iPhones and fast fashion made by child slaves in india and china.

you lads believe in predictive programming?
idk, it's interesting how certain themes seem to appear in the media at certain times.

Why is Sean always so negative/angry when drunk? Very unwomfortable

Kek I love it when Welper goes full scale. Absolute madman.

>>82468687
>24yo woman doing cushy wfh job while her bf has to go work a real job outdoors. She'd be so depressed if she had to do real work. No wonder productivity is low in this country when half german bints like this have got it easy. In the old days women would be in the factory producing goods instead of importing cheap tat, iPhones and fast fashion made by child slaves in india and china.
And?

>>82468674
Charlie Kike died like a pig being gutted in the Abattoir for all to see. Good riddance. That's what you get for shilling Isreal.

beans on cheesy chips
fishfinger sandwiches
pie and chips
jacket potatoes with cheesy beans
we have the best comfort food in the world!

>>82468702
you forgetting saus rolls lad

She even went to the fucking beach too during working hours. We are truly fucked for productivity. Stick all women in tightly controlled working spaces with stricter targets. It isn't right men keep society going and just give bints like this easy lives.

>>82468709
>She even went to the fucking beach too during working hours. We are truly fucked for productivity. Stick all women in tightly controlled working spaces with stricter targets. It isn't right men keep society going and just give bints like this easy lives.
so?

>>82468702
Beans are a staple in the British man's diet. No true Brit goes a day without eating 10 tins of beans.

>>82468701

Civil war soon bruh. I'll remember this post x

Spammong doing his Ruthmong routine that he hijacked from the real Ruthmong. Sad!

Never forget how the leftist mongs and Muslim scum celebrated Charlie's death.

Battle lines have been drawn x

AI written speeches in Britain's House of Commons visualised

>>82468715
Millions of people aren't going to war in their own country's over a Mossad shill like Charlie Kike. Don't be do daft. It will be forgotten about by the end of the week, the wheel keeps turning.

>>82468718
It's why they all seem "mongy" as it is the same mong doing all routines now.
Nobody seemed to want to fight against it, so I guess the thread has made its bed.

>HHL weltdown and Ruthmong routine at the same time
we eating today, dolly bros

>Mandelson sacked as US ambassador by Starmer over emails to Epstein


Mandelson sacked as US ambassador by Starmer over emails to Epstein

>>82468730
The same mong that made more posts pretending to be Shippy than Shippy made. Grim terminally on 4chan shut in.

>>82468729
Aye you're right there. I actually agree. Everything is a distraction the capitalist machine keeps on churning. Money makes the world go round ect..

Them huge black triangles in that sky though. They watching and waiting x

Based triangle bros vibing in that sky. They know the score x

State of that tiny garden too. Expect the rent is extortionate for the privilege of a tiny open space.

>>82468751
Small gardens are good - less clean up and fixing. Thought that one is a little small

Mam got me a M&$ biscuit selection. Corr it this what it feels like to be middle class?

>>82468751
You could make it cozy if you had vision

>>82468751
Looks very comfy imo

>>82468077
They're absolute shit, Creep is up there with Mr Brightside as one of the worst songs ever written.

>>82468759
Know what I'm getting for Christmas now (with my Raffaello coconut and almond things) - corr

>>82468751
Your parents have a big garden? Further proof that you're incredibly privileged.

>>82468709
I wish I could leave my 9-5 at 10 am, get on the train to the beach and then come back to work at 3 pm. Oh but if we all did that eh? This country would be in deep fucking shit.

Little baby faced hate speaker gets his gullet blown open. LMAO!

>>82468751
Corr look at all those sunflower seeds she could harvest and eat and spit out. Corr!

I pray for the day triangle bros come out during the day. Would scare a lot of people. Might need to happen x

Spent hours shitposting here all morning. It lush.

>>82468742
I suspect the same sadsack bounces around the British generals on this site.

>>82468687
holy fucking shit she is LITERALLY me right now, this is me when I wfh lmao. I USED to work outdoors as a site ranger for a SSSI (site of special scientific interest) and a heritage site, loved it, felling trees, planting them, repairing fences, building leaky dams, dry stone walling, making paths, restoring a Victorian garden, newt monitoring, building and putting up bird boxes, making massive bonfires in vvinter, invasive species removal etc etc but the pay just didn't keep up so I gave it up because I couldn't fucking move out, shit really, if they paid for that sort of thing id still do it.

>>82468772
It's already in deep shit so get your Speedos on and hop on that train.

>>82468787
I'd bet on him being a dramafag on /brit/ not so much brit/pol unless he uses two devices to samefag and seethe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIwLYyqkDGU
tune tho
what genre music this?

>>82468709
I wish youd drop a link to this bint id love to have a seethe but you never do when I nicely ask :(

>>82468800
I've looked on Brit/pol/ and seen ID's that post 1/4 of posts made in a thread that dies ~ 400 posts.
Or multiple 1pbtid's that all say the same thing, attack people the same way. To me? It seems obvious what is happening.

Just remembered I have voluntary work at 2pm. Fuck that noise.

>>82468757
Rather have no garden to be honest. Just go to the park if that's still free.

>>82468762
>>82468764
Not much cozy about that to me. Seems like high maintenance. Sure she leaves it all to the bf.

>>82468770
It's only "big" because that's how homes used to be back when immigrants didn't flood in.

>>82468774
Hope she has an allergic reaction to be honest.

HHL works for free lol

>>82468835
Mongy post made by a mong

>>82468798
This is me also except thinkpad and bennies. Work for me, the british man.

>>82468826
>Or multiple 1pbtid's that all say the same thing, attack people the same way. To me? It seems obvious what is happening.
Aye, resetting your phone IP and waiting to make another post is nothing when you've got fuck all to do all day everyday but repeat the same posts over and over on threads on 4chan. Grim life.

I have let people down today. The wooze.... has won x

The regime is truly dead. It's all nostalgia now. Flamingo Land will be handed over to rebel forces at 5pm x

>>82468799
I don't have any swimwear. It'll have to be my underwear.

>>82468835
youve done her big man shell never recover from this scathing attack you made on her on a thread on 4chan

>>82468852
Enjoy working for free while I'll take a nap, retard.

The regime might be collapsing.
Flamingo Land might be lost
But we can still go out on a bang.

Prepare the missiles. If we're going down we're taking Qatar down with us x

>>82468814
It that tattoo bint.
https://youtu.be/5X3eSbE1mt8

>>82468863

I'm not even garn you mong. I'm finishing off me wodka then garn beddingtons. At least I give something back to society. You live in your parents boxroom. Time is ticking lid. They aren't gonna live forever.

Spammong is a tattletranny

>>82468869
>I'm not even garn you mong
>At least I give something back to society
?

>>82468860
She's a fucking priviled snob with rich german parents. Everything so far has been handed to her very easily.

*drops the MOAC in the thread*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMv37cheYAo

>>82468866
What a whore. May as well just show her pathetic tits. Not like anyone cares. Stupid ugly freak! Still... I'd fuck her. You know, for the lads.

He's selling some of his items. He needs money for the new iPhone 17

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XaxdEk8etAU

Dion Dublin is quite a zesty lad, isn't he? *Walks up the stairs, towards the bedrooms.*

>>82468904
I can't see how CeX would have used iPhone 17s for sale this early, unless he is planning on waiting 6 months.

>>82468915
From other people like him who take out contract phones and sell them immediately

>>82468913
Has he taken over purple aki's role?

>>82468887
>She's a fucking priviled snob with rich german parents. Everything so far has been handed to her very easily.
And?

>>82468904
Already posted it mate.

I'm still sad about her. Watching her blood trickle out all over that floor really affected me. All because of a mentally ill black monster with a pocket knife. Unprovoked attacks are scary shit. No one could save her. Black people nearby just like "white girl dying ain't my problem" and walked away.

>>82468949
Once you eventually physically harm Ruth people will say it was an unprovoked attack aswell

>The YouTube woman sits in her back garden.
>Yeah the YouTube women with tattoos.
>Yeah she's privileged. She is.
>The YouTube man is selling some of his gadgets again.
>The YouTube man wants the latest iGadget he does.

>>82468896
She's middle class but looks like some gypsy trash with all then tattoos. Disgusting. It's fucked up to keep wanting new tattoos. She is going to look so shit when her skin loses its youth.

Turns out it's not just politics that gets people all uppity, it's Countdown as well

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj072jg59m0o

Imagine stepping in her still warm blood pool realising you have no shoes but you persist in trying to save her because that's what a man should do.

>>82468961
>Stop discussing thing guys!

I quite like that dry creek wrangler bloke, looks like a cowboy caricature but hes got wisdom, peaceful to listen to. One of my favorite channels is a south african bloke who is adamant were living in a hell dimension and I like his videos where he just pontificates.

>>82468958
I'm not an evil black man. I'd take care of a girl.

>>82468973
Quantum of Conscience was one of my favourite schizo tubers to listen to a while back. Bet he's still waffling on about reality being false and stuff. He's probably right an all.

>>82468970
>have no shoes

Charlie Kirk in Hell with that Ukranian lassie. Heaven only for black peepo now.

>>82469000
Is it really true some lads here don't have shoes? If you don't go out I guess you'd still have some old shoes somewhere at the very least. Your feet stop growing into adulthood.

>>82469006
Jewish pervesion x

>>82469007
>true some lads here don't have shoes?

Garn owa Steve's for a few drinks me.

Fuck voluntary work x

alright chaps. Enough. We're going to the good dimension. Everyone collectively focus your good energies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX9x8ibuwok

Threads have been utter shite this week lads

>>82469032
focus your positive energies.

I'd have made such a good wife.

I don't have shoes but my feet have developed thick callouses and protective hair, not dissimilar to a Hobbit's foot. I could walk on hot coals and not feel a thing.

gosh, you feel that good energy?
Gosh, I'm such a flippin wizard
Gosh....

Laptop is okay. No smashed screen for me de leeeeeeds. That's all I care about. In the clear to have a good times now x

Helperlad's neck has been studied thoroughly and early conclusions suggest he is descended from a mythical line of humanoid worm people.

White women would tear down their BLM posters after watching her death. They avoid the news as much as possible. Ignorance is bliss.

>>82468968
>BBC
Ch4 are their rivals, so of course they'll slag them off.

>>82469069
>White women would tear down their BLM posters after watching her death. They avoid the news as much as possible. lgnorance is bliss.

>>82469069
Maybe he noticed her tattoo and was against them?

fake ruthmong is shite and he does shite impressions of his other thread dollies

>>82469069
She should have been sent to the frontline to suck off her fellow countrymen for moral. Make women useful during wartime.

>>82469068
He has worm like features

get this down ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVVb8hOyQnQ

#supportyour/britfeel/brothers

>>82469092
If you cut his head off it grows back stronger and with more far right rhetoric.

>>82469087
Go out and touch grass. Staying in all day reloading britfeel is messing with your head.

theres a hollister advert on youtube and it has this really nice guitar track and I have no way of knowing it because there are no lyrics

Debian 12.12 released and just updated the 32 bit machine. Only OpenSUSE is supporting 32 bit for the foreseeable future, though.

>>82469130
You're fucked in 2038 mate

>>82469128
never heard of shazam de lid

>>82469128
Record it on your phone and make it your ringtone.

>>82469141
Probably will have no use by that point. Firefox will drop 32 bit support. Those machines will work offline just roll back the clocks on them.

>>82469142
NTA but, it's amazing how many people have never heard of that. Probably one of the best apps in history. I was surprised at the amount of things it recognises, it's really good.

>>82469152
Pretty sure it's built in to Apple's ecosystem. Thought they acquired it years ago.

>>82469128
Link to the ad, lad? See if we recognise it, or if the app picks it up.

Why no 128 bit computers yet?

>>82469151
Back to the 70s for you lad

>>82469164
its one that plays randomly, idk how to find an actual advert

>>82469161
When I had a Google Pixel it would show on the lock screen what song was playing in the environment. Kind of miss that feature now I'm on a Motorola.

S'only thundering.
>>82469175
Ah, I forgot they just appear on youtube. Obviously I know they exist, but I Ublock originmaxx.

Remember when you'd get a free song download on iTunes when you bought a multipack of coca cola in the 2000s? Those were simpler times.

Post a screnshot of your desktop with a neofetch
>I've disable the screenshot for security reasons.
Take a picture with your phone
>I don't have a phone
Go and borrow one of your parents phones
>I can't leave my room, I've got no shoes

>>82469190
I'm not adding an extra 100kb of bloat bu downloading a screenshot package. My desktop is very personal to me. I don't need to show it off like those redditors.

I've never seen a middle class ASMR lass using GNU/Linux when I'm on my nightwalks

>>82469216
They might be asleep?

>>82469216
don't post this image it's very orrid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR8kUuNqP6k

Poundland lass deleted her video and reuploaded an edited version without the children.

Lightning as well now. Corr, love a good storm.

Time for a nap me thinks de lads

FLIP, ITNS' LIFE BRILLIANT!
OHHHHH, FEEL THAT!

>>82469252
>OHHHHH, FEEL THAT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlpZmqGS8rc

Why won't HHL stop drinking so much?

>>82469259
life is shit, why wouldn';t you

>>82469266
LIFE IS FLIPPING BRILLIAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Sjkr0KuCDk

>>82469272
ALL OF YOU
RIGHT NOW
TELL ME TEN THINGS WHAT IS FLIPPING BRILLIANT
FLOIPPING WONDERFUL
G'ON

Homeless man convicted for not paying the BBC nonces. What a mong engaging with them.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/tv-licence-conviction-homeless-disabled-woman-bbc-b1244097.html

Bit miffed how I'm disabledy when the uprising is about to happen.
Might show my support by standing in my doorway and banging some pans together.

>>82469274
1. Bacon
2. Big wibbly wobbly arses
3. Rabbits
4. Guitar
5. Isometric RPGs
6. Books
7. VHS
8. Friends and Family
9. Fred Dibnah
10. Friends

No real order to those.

>>82469344
My bad lad, 10 was supposed to say frens as in you guys.

>thermostat says 19.5
>I say fuck off nobhead thermostat
Think it is time to get the cold weather clothing out, I'm freezing. I wonder if it's to do with the MS and lack of thermoregulation from the ole hypothalamus. It's a reality as I have neurological issues caused by a plaque build up on the myelin sheaths that protect the neuroal pathways.

Will be doing a solo incel excursion to the beach on saturday morning, its not far, hoping its overcast, wouldn't even mind a bit of storm. A show of natures force makes me feel alive. Yep, up and down the beach, might find cool shit washed up, may even take some pics.

Right lads I might have a bird over in a few months so I looked up condoms for the first time in my life since I'd not had a sex ed lesson in probably 12 years.
After running the numbers apparently I need to buy large ones. Surely that's not right. I thought I had a small willy.

protect ya neck

>>82469392
>a few months
christ, why so long? also I swear they make them a lot thinner than average because mine is average yet a normal size absolute strangulates the base of my wilbert so where if I have one on for a bit I get a very deep sore ring

>>82469392
I'm average sized at bang on 6 inches length and 5 inch girth and yeah the large ones are much better, mediums just strangle it and make it harder to cum

da mystery off chessboxin, me? memphis rap

the old dears at the chemist go all weird when you ask them for LARGE condoms though, I swear all the ones in the back sidled round to have a good look at me.
I was flattered.

>>82469402
>christ, why so long?
British women don't like me, just Americans for some reason.

Been nearly ten years since I last used a condom, nice little fact that. Been nearly ten years since I got with wifeberg, of course she was girlfriendberg at the start. How time flies.

>>82469423
american anon from bitpol who had an america gf who ended in disaster then started talking to another one on shitcord and playing vidya with her???

>>82469425
phwoar how many sprogs have you got

>>82469425
cor, recently ended things with previous gfberg due to her behavior, hope to find wifeberg one day, previous gfberg was certainly not wifeberg material. Where did you meet?

>>82469426
No, just one of the old waifuposters from yonks ago.

>>82469419
Next time say, this is a bit embarrassing but THESE LARGE CONDOMS ARE A STILL A BIT TOO SMALL FOR MY PENIS, do you have any larger?

im sure u can get better value for money but i just get the red thin feel ones bc i dont shag strangers often enough to care

ahem, due to the GIRTH of my MEMBER I require the LARGE yes you heard that correctly *ahem THE LARGE ones in the back yes, yes due to my monstrous girth, I require the cute chemist girl to get them, no not you, youre 58, I want the 22 year old to grab the LARGE condoms, for my WILLY you see. Thank you.

Excuse me love, but do durex do binliners? I think that is the only option I have because of MY HUGE PENIS.

>>82469464
audibly laughed at that

Any Saucer Drinkers in? Remember when Karl got Suzanne an industrial sized box of condoms for her birthday?

Is Wikipedia being a cunt for anyone else?

>UFO hearing.
>UFO shot down by a missile.
>NASA announcement about Mars.
>Charlie Kirk assassination.
>Russian drone attack in Poland.

They're distracting us so well, throwing a flood of information at us all at once

>>82469482
Helper calling in them black triangle UFOs. All kicking off in Nepal too.

>>82469427
No sprogs lad, not for me. Against all the ragey poltards I'm actually gonna get the snip once her coil runs out.

>>82469432
Badly behaved bergs are a blight on all of us, had to deal with a few of them myself. We met at uni, banged a bit but casually and then got did our own thing, reconnected few years later and hit it off. Married last year.

phwoar thunder and lightning innit

yea we womfin

>>82469520
Check your tires before you go! My dad had the snip and got a flt on the way home (mother driving) and he had to change the tire. Ended up on the sofa for like 2 weeks.

really hope its pissing it down with rain on saturday for the beach, beach + bad weather is kvno

Black triangles standing back and standing by x

>>82469539
Oof lad yeah that doesn't sound like a good time at all. I'll remember the advice always.

>>82469539
Fuck me lads, just woke up and that was piss poor let me retry that. Wouldn't believe I'm and English grad kek.
Check your tyres before you go! My Dad had the snip and got a flat on the way home (Mother driving) and he had to change the tyre. Ended up on the sofa for like 2 weeks.

>>82469554
Alright fuck phones. You get what I'm saying

Had the opposite of that condom lad experience once. Remember one time a girl who had only given me handjobs before finally got me round for a shag.
She seemed to think my dick was huge, and had got large jonnies especially, which didnt fit and just kept slipping off.

At first it was nice going "corr she thinks im big" but not so nice when she gets the reality check of "actually he's just a bit above average" or at least "bigger than the small nobs she's used to".

I simply do not care what women think of my average size penis. Why should you care what women think uncontrollable aspects of you?

>>82469568
It's not caring about what they think, it's just a nice ego boost if you got a big'un. And it's more aesthetic.
No one should care though as, like you said, its uncontrollable. For whatever reasons its just a contest us lads constantly bicker over.

6.1x5.1 - 4.8 girth and I wish I had an absolute hammer for a penis, it would just be fun to whip it out on the rare occasion, sadly it is very much proportionate to my very average height as well.

I'd be more concerned with why you're scared to talk to women than what women you're scared to talk to might think about the size of your penis.

not even scared of women anymore I just dont care about people in general, think ive ascended

My knob is long but not that wide, which makes sense considering the rest of my proportions. Bit of a shame as I know girth is important for the ladies, my showing isn't pathetic but definitely a bit pencil-esque. Can't have it all and I've never had a complaint or a giggle over it.

I have a huge knob but I'm trans, it just causes dysphoria and distress. It makes me sick

>>82469589
I'm a fellow pencil dick, so I can relate, but like you it's never been an issue. I assume having a decent length is still a boon.

was going to bone my gf and she enjoyed having a couple fingers in but my willy was a little too much for her and upset her

had to crank one out in the middle of the night

>>82469598
>it just causes dysphoria and distress
Given how many large knobbed trannies shill on OF or porn in general, it doesn't seem to cause that much distress.

>>82469606
Are you unfamiliar with the concept of people doing things they don't want to do in exchange for money?

In that Steve's me

Fucking off pool me had too much to drink playing it safe

Crashing out soons x

>>82469622
That many? Something that is apparently a daily trauma?
That and I've also seen at least one of them go "I have dysphoria but not about my genitals" which is a weird take.

>>82469632
>That many
You mean the sex workers who are the only ones you're familiar with? You know nothing of the outside world.

>>82469641
Okay tranny expert.

>>82469644
doesn't take an expert to realise porn isn't real you mong. get out of plato's gooncave and into the real world fuckass

>>82469660
Didnt ask, mong

God I need a shag and Hinge is shit

>>82469605
Crankposting is it lad? Can't believe they've got you cranking your lever out of hours for no renumeration. State of victorian workhouses these days.

>>82469632
Yeah. It's actually pretty hard to get a normal "career" type job if you're trans. I'm under no illusions, people often find us unsettling and don't want us in their offices. So a lot of us turn to sex work. It's basically that if we want any kind of high paid work. The "dysphoria but not about genitals" thing sounds weird to me too, I've never heard that. It's the opposite of how I feel.

>>82469675
not even bothered to get back on the apps, bit scared of the apps 2bh, not sure how much they have changed or how badly it will mess with my head.

Getting wissed nows.

I have been betrayed. Gaslighted to suicide by freaks. They think not working is grounds for humiliation rituals.

Fuck Kate Middleton x

Britain has an underlining fetish for humiliating disabled/autistic lads. Rife in care homes. Women led.

>>82469679
are you a cute tranny tho?

Autistic British men are being humiliated for the enjoyment of some sick people.

>>82469690
I'm genuinely a bit terrified of being single and turning 27 soon.

>>82469722
I'll let you into a secret lad. Very very few of us are actually "cute trannies." In the right lighting, with the right make up, and the right retouching afterwards? Sure I can look very cute and feminine, and that means I could probably do sex work if I wanted to. But in real life? No. Definitely not.

>>82469738
ooohhhh, someone needs a huggy wugs

>>82469731
I'm a sick person who would enjoy that, how can I get in on it?

>>82469703
>Fuck Kate Middleton x

>>82469738
speak for yourself i get called cute all the time
any party i go to i get adored

got raped last week tbf so its not all sunshine and roses

Kate Middleton's fanny and arse

>>82469738
I can't tell if this is LARP or not anymore but some can still be cute even if not "feminine", at least to a bifag like me. But yeah obviously I assume its 90% makeup and filters.

>>82469764
NO!
HORRIBLE THING TO SAY!

>>82469760
There's exceptions obviously, what's your job lass?

>>82469760
>got raped last week
Details?

>>82469775
it was a lad who used to post here
called himself "the ambassador", his name is Andrew

went to his flat in south london and he forced himself on me

Wifeberg has always been quite shy telling me about her past lovers which turned out to be because she'd only had actual PIV sex with one, and hj/bj with another. When she did finally describe it to me she said 'I remember wondering how it was going to fit inside me', alluding to pretty big size. Still gets me off that does.

>>82469792
do you have any proof of this, chatlogs perhaps?

>>82469808
Wholesome if true.

>>82469808
Nice. I love that kind of stuff.

Ere' kid. Pull my finger.

>>82469854
*pulls your finger*

>>82469856
*turns into a nigger and rapes you*

>>82469808
>alluding to pretty big size. Still gets me off that does.
Cuck energy

>>82469520
>I'm actually gonna get the snip
Utterly pathetic kek but for the best you're out of the gene pool

Finishing off that wodka now x

Garn maccies later x

>>82469869
Cuck fantasies are hot. Obviously actually doing it is another matter

>>82468889
Sad pic
Shame that our previously nice countries are ape infested favelas now

>>82469892
strongly disagree mate

>>82469892
You sound like a total mong desu

Zoomer slang for emigrating the uk is "ape escape"

>>82469874
At least it's intentional lad, you're out of the gene pool and furious about it.

>>82469974
It's because they don't like to say the word rape.

>>82469978
Your shitty beta cuck genes tell you to get the snip, not a free choice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6Y2epJdF4Q
Beavis was so real for this

>>82469974
ape escape is too old for zoomers

Literally all healthy women will get the ick from a man with "the snip" sooner or later and cheat so they can have kids with a real man. You can pay for them. LOL
By the way women with 1 previous sexual partner are more likely to cheat than women with 10+. 0 sexual partners is much less likely. 1 isn't a good number. Look it up champ

Ick? From the snip? Don't be a drip

I wouldn't mind a woman with the same amount of sexos as me (8) but vastly higher just isn't comfy innit

Common sense though really. 0 partners she's made a moral choice, 10 she's over the novelty of sex but 1, 2? Then getting tied down to some oaf that gets "the snip"? Obviously her mind will wander back to that night and What Ifs.
Theyre not principled enough to have zero partners, so part of them wants to be a slut and they resent the man for taking away their right to be a slut.Affairs happen really fast once women feel unsatisfied. Just something to look out for

decided to become a better man in the vague hope that in the future I can be a potentially decent husband and sprog-haverer

i have awakened. good morning to all my /britfeel/ friends. got that 1g K to 10ml water pipette going. oh aye.

>>82468515
>>82468527
>sounds like 80s pop but slightly less bright
how goth should be. love Bauhaus.

>>82468689
it is all NLP. my post arrived according to schedule.

>>82468968
i think you'll find i already posted this, >>82467293, not saying you can't post the same thing mind, just saying.

Yes lads, drains cleaned out (twice cos I puked in it too due to smell), washing up done, recycling bin out, Rabbits cleaned. That's me done. What have I missed?
Some top Middleton tits there, any of her sisters arse?

From my pov, if I was a woman and I gave up my modern day right to be a whore, I cant even join in the office goss when girlies are discussing naughty things, cause I've got no experience! Other than this... "guy" who just told me he's getting the "snip". Is this really how I pictured my life turning out? Eugh. Ick. Think I'll text that lad from work that gave me his number.

>>82470072
weird how you think so much like a woman...

Never mind all this bollox lads, new bread is needed ASAP

>>82469332
>5. Isometric RPGs
WHICH?

>>82469392
>>82469402
>>82469404
LADS there is a solution there is a company called Mysize who make condoms at different sizes: you print out the chart, cut it out, wrap it around your todger, and put in the number. then you can buy snug sheaths.

pic is today's Wordle. not sure why i missed that ONE vowel, but it was worth it.

New comfy edishon please

>>82470085
Original BG. Planescape Torment, Disco Elysium, Pillars, Tyranny. At the moment Pathfinder WotR and Rogue Trader.

(apologies for breaking up my posts, there. spam filter on a mad one because i am replying to people with backlinks.)

>>82470067
i don't think it's rite that magazines post pictures of ladies without their permission (photography is not a crime, but this particular photography is not nice)
however
have you descaled the kettle? absolutely nothing if you stay on top of it. and buy some decent trainer wipes/sponges/solution for your trainers (open to recs here)

>>82470045
>10 she's over the novelty of sex
im at like 15 and not over the novelty. no matter how many people u fuck your mind will always think "what if they were better"

>>82470053
Guten [insert time of day here], as the Germans say.
I only like a couple of their songs, this is my favourite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxqq5vahHKk

Did you hear what her husband did? He got the snip? The snip? Yeah like he got snipped so he can't have kids. He got snipped? Yeah and he's proud of it. Oh he got snipped. Ewwwww

>>82470141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFwv0i65elo

>>82470104
was thinking pixel art type isometric graphics (e.g. picrel) when that was hip and happening in the 2000s. some amazing animated GIFs, Habbo Hotel type stuff.
Final Fantasy Tactics? don't care about the story. not even the game, really (gets irritating when they add more laws) but damn it looked pretty.

D&D-style CRPGs, aye, should revisit those. only ever played Baldur's Gate and Planescape, i think. maybe Icewind Dale on a whim. sort of thing where it's worth going for the remasters? fine with witnessing pixels and all that, just want general QoL/modern PC stuff.

>>82470153
I'm a turn based lad at heart. I could not recommend Rogue Trader more highly, severely underrated.
If you haven't played it though I would get yourself SWKOTOR it's my favourite game of all time. Just an absolute beast of a game. Still holds up.
The remasters of BG just allow it to work really, there's been a few quality of life updates but it's the same game really.

>>82470153
Also, if you like FF Tactics buy any of the Disgaea games. So much fun if you can put up with the BS anime wank. It's unhinged what you can do. Stack people, invent chars with multi/multi/multi classes. Gamble on the fights. Even go to the underworld court system to make a court case to introduce game mechanics. Shame it's so degenerate.

>>82470153
used to love Megaman Battle Network

It's ok lads, I'll do 1.
NEW THREAD
>>82470194

>>82470194

>>82470168
oh aye, replayed a bit of KotOR a few months ago. get pure obsessed with that first planet mind, have to do EVERYTHING (i mean, i'm sure i can always go back later, right lad...?)

nowadays i just want the computer game equivalent of 'easy listening' that they have for those old folks. nothing complex, nothing offensive, just elaborate worlds full of reams of interwoven lore and lacklustre actual gameplay like Morrowind (nah, i have no fucking clue what i want. are there 'micro' RPGs, beat them in a few days...?)

>>82469993
Oh I am laughing, you're literally a parody

>>82470208
gotta get on that Hypnospace Outlaw.

>>82469934
I sound like a total mong because I have a wife and you don't?