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Anonymous No.82469513 [Report] >>82469521 >>82469582 >>82470761 >>82470952 >>82470963 >>82470978 >>82471183 >>82471232 >>82471254
Flight is the most fun superpower you could ever have
Anonymous No.82469519 [Report] >>82471373
it has to be paired with invincibility though otherwise youd get shot down for violating some bullshit airspace laws or whatever
Anonymous No.82469521 [Report] >>82469533 >>82471137
>>82469513 (OP)
False, the most fun superpower you could ever have is stopping time.
An0nymous No.82469533 [Report] >>82469593 >>82471137
>>82469521
>stopping time.
So you can rape a lot of girls, right?
Anonymous No.82469582 [Report] >>82470887
>>82469513 (OP)
the constant wind in your face and the cold would become obnoxious very quickly though
Anonymous No.82469593 [Report]
>>82469533
woah woah woah buddy, you said it not me
Anonymous No.82470380 [Report]
I'm bumping my own thread
Anonymous No.82470761 [Report]
>>82469513 (OP)
How you gonna breath dumbass nigga?
Anonymous No.82470846 [Report] >>82470945 >>82470989
>not timestop
>not mind control
>not invincibility
Anonymous No.82470887 [Report]
>>82469582
you can get clothes and glasses/helmets for that

i was thinking it would fuck up your ears
Anonymous No.82470945 [Report]
>>82470846
I'm talking about fun superpowers, not overpower ones
Anonymous No.82470952 [Report]
>>82469513 (OP)
>g force tears you in half
Rip
Anonymous No.82470963 [Report]
>>82469513 (OP)
Flight isn't a superpower. Get a pilot license.
Anonymous No.82470978 [Report]
>>82469513 (OP)
Flying would be scary as fuck. I wish I had a healing factor but also age gracefully and die at old age.
Anonymous No.82470989 [Report]
>>82470846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frPICCbO3bQ
Anonymous No.82471137 [Report]
>>82469521
>>82469533
I thought about this power alot and the more I think the more I realize its impossible and actually lame. If you stop time you wouldnt be able to process it. Lets say only your body would be unaffected, in order to move you would have to move at an incredible speed for it to not be noticable by anyone else. The signals in your brain wouldnt even allow you to process that you have stopped time. In order to manipulate objects with time "stopped" you would have to move millions of times the speed of light and your nervous system would have to be millions of times faster than that. Even if time wasnt dependent on speed, you would have to enter a new universe on every time manipulation no matter how small.
To stop time would be to destroy multiple universes unintentionally.
Flying is simply cooler.
Anonymous No.82471183 [Report]
>>82469513 (OP)
You can do that in real life by getting a pilot license
Anonymous No.82471232 [Report]
>>82469513 (OP)
Master of space/time. Like Hiro from Heroes.
>make money
>rape girls
>go on adventures in history.
A lot better than gay-ass flight.
Anonymous No.82471254 [Report]
>>82469513 (OP)
WRONG NIGGA
its obviously teleportation, its just flight but BETTER
Anonymous No.82471360 [Report]
Flight would be fun but personally I would take elasticity and shapeshifting like Plastic Man or Mister Fantastic. I could become anyone or anything that I want, or just use it to grab shit from other rooms without having to stand up. Or use it to get incredibly freaky. Probably the sexiest power to have.
Anonymous No.82471373 [Report]
>>82469519
The air would also rip your skin off at high enough flight speeds