Thread 82472005

Now accepting volunteers to bench press

>>82472005 (OP)
i just deadlifted two hundred pound

>>82472005 (OP)
Fuck off I'm busy gaming >:(

>>82472005 (OP)
can I pee on ur brests it'd really turn me on pls let me pls

>>82472011
Based, I fucked up my leg on a course so I havent been able to deadlift or squat in a minute. Shit is good tho

>>82472021
Pls no Indian moids in my thread

>>82472005 (OP)
>accepting volunteers to bench press
Sure. How much are we lifting? I keep getting really close to two plates and then failing the lift.

>>82472005 (OP)
>Now accepting volunteers to bench press
Sure, you can bench press me if you let me hip thrust you. Deal?

>>82472243
Lol sounds fair

>>82472296
Yup, I'm fair and just. Want to be my gf? I don't just hip thrust anyone...

>>82472367
>Want to be my gf?
Kinda have a bf already

>>82472406
You can do better than just having kinda a bf.

>>82472005 (OP)
I'm 210 lb skinny bitch

>>82472474
True :(
>>82472497
Height?

>>82472548
>True :(
Why's he only a kinda bf?

>>82472624
Its more of a situationship right now. I caught him texting his ex and he got mad at me for being jealous, even though he made me block guy friends before cause they were flirting with me

>>82472005 (OP)
How many guys have busted on those abs?

>>82472698
>I caught him texting his ex and he got mad at me for being jealous, even though he made me block guy friends before cause they were flirting with me
Why would you stay with a guy like this then? That's never going to change into a healthy relationship. You'll only end up wasting your own time.

>>82472005 (OP)
I'm 250 lbs. you can't bench me. But I can curl you

>>82472816
Please refer back to the 80-20 rule.

>>82472816
I just feel like I already invested so much time and energy into the relationship

>>82472866
>Please refer back to the 80-20 rule.
You mean like 80% of men get laid while the 20% wallows in self pity because they refuse to settle for their lookmatch and only want gigastacy pussy no strings attached?

>>82472969
>I just feel like I already invested so much time and energy into the relationship
Sorry to tell you this but you're just prolonging the inevitable and making yourself miserable. Try to be objective and consider this: Would you want to live with someone like that for the rest of your life? Doesn't sound like an attractive prospect to me. Move onto someone better, like me :).

>>82473003
Kys faggot normie
Total foids death

>>82473044
Thanks :,) you honestly seem really sweet

>>82472005 (OP)
oh my goddd yes she's returned

>>82472005 (OP)
Can I kiss your feet before that tho?

>>82473107
>you honestly seem really sweet
kek friendzoned, thirsty faggot got pwned

>>82473107
>you honestly seem really sweet
I try my best :) Seriously though, youth is too short. You'll need to make a decision soon.
>>82473218
>thirsty faggot got pwned
I doubt she lives anywhere near me

>>82473234
Sorry desperate simpcuck anon, no sloppy seconds for you kek!

>>82473532
Hope your day gets better because you sound sad

>>82472005 (OP)
you look short and retarded so to answer your question, no i wont be dating you, i want my kids to be tall!

>>82473003
If that were the case overt narcissist Chad wouldn't be cheating on op

>>82472005 (OP)
>just one load to ruin the years she invested in that body

>>82472005 (OP)
just because you can bench press my bodyweight doesn't mean you can bench press ME, I'm not a barbell.

>>82473674
>>just one load to ruin the years she invested in that body
Make it a pozzed load

>>82473674
she and I will be using IVF and a surrogate, thank you very much.

>>82473674
which is why she'd be an ideal partner if you have a breeding fetish. you struggling against your instinct while she pushes her mind to not accept the seed.

this user has made multiple posts already and keeps coming back after bans. no timestamps ever btw anons.

>>82473218
>>82473532
You guys are weird and mean
>>82473234
How old are you? :))

>>82473778
>How old are you? :))
I'm 27. Do you live in the UK?

>>82473843
26 :p and I live in the states

>>82474001
>26 :p and I live in the states
Do you want to move to the UK? :D

>>82474041
I would def visit if I wasnt broke lol

>>82474041
I am from the UK, Scotland. I am not Scottish

>>82474132
>I would def visit if I wasnt broke lol
How about moving to another country in general? I don't think I could get used to living in the US. Not at this stage anyway...
>>82474134
>I am from the UK, Scotland. I am not Scottish
You're actually quite close to me. I'm not the femanon btw. Do you want to talk elsewhere?

>>82474169
whats wrong with the US what happened?

>>82472005 (OP)
Ok but will you bounce on my 8in BIC after? (Big Incel Cock)

>>82472005 (OP)
you mean like bench pressing me? i weigh close to 90kg by now, anon
you might want to rethink that proposal, but... it's not like you're anywhere near me anyway so even if you wanted to, you couldn't

i'd still give you a headpat and a shoulder pat for trying however, lol

>>82474184
>whats wrong with the US what happened?
I just don't think I'll fit into the culture. Also, my main hobby (a sport) isn't much of a thing in the US. Plus, I'd like to be able to travel to other European countries every now and then. :p I think this will resolve in time, but for now, I would prefer to remain in the UK. Have you been to Europe before?

>>82474302
That wouldnt fit in me. No thanks

>>82474340
>Have you been to Europe before?
I have barely even traveled outside my state lol

>>82474444
>quads
Checked
>>82474453
>I have barely even traveled outside my state lol
What country do you want to visit the most? I've travelled on my own to another country once and it was fun. Would be a lot more fun with a friend or girlfriend I reckon.

>>82473003
>>82473660
Sluts like her are abuse Chad ONLY

>terrible tats all over
Oh no

>>82474573
These comments are actually annoying lol Most of them were done by my really talented friend and his work doesnt deserve the hate just cause you hate women

>>82474515
Hmm probably France!

>>82472005 (OP)
Is this the muscle girl who posts about femdom stuff?

mif af tats granny

>>82474719
>Is this the muscle girl who posts about femdom stuff?
Possibly

>>82474759
She should be looking for a bf to crush his skull between her thighs instead. I thought that was the point of working out?

>>82474699
>Hmm probably France!
France is beautiful and the food is so good. I think you'll also like Romania. It has lots of French architecture and nice countryside. Please work hard so I can take you to places! I'll also work hard of course.

>>82474791
Most guys cant handle it :p

>>82474943
Train them better, they will get used to it. And cuddle lots after.

>>82474973
Lol thanks. I will try this next time

>>82472698
Is your boyfriend above 6ft?

>>82475161
Yes but Ive also dated shorter guys

>>82475086
Good for you, I am sure your bf will end up very happy

>>82475261
Will post an update lol

>>82472005 (OP)
Can I sniff your ass?

>>82472005 (OP)
I'm a 6'0" 145 lbs black guy. How about it?
>pic is not me, obvs
>I'm more of a runner which is why I'm skinny

>>82472005 (OP)
>look at me, i'm a STRONG woman

hilarious, like a little kid who thinks he's cool for smoking a cigarette

>>82472130
the tattoos on that dumb cunt look fucking stupid, did she think that was cool?

>>82473777
there are a lot of retarded people who think it's really hilarious to make bait threads on here for attention, even though it's a complete waste of their time and life. people can't be trusted with a free speech platform like 4chan, they abuse it with dumb shit like this.

>>82476031
Only after a workout

>>82472005 (OP)
I'm 5'6 so you could bench press me easily I think

>>82472011
i do 3 sets of 10 deadlifts at 220 every other day. 200 is wimpy.

>>82476436
NTA but most people should just pretend they don't work out until they reach 1/2/3/4

>>82476431
Very twinky. I love it

>>82472005 (OP)
Abs built for creamy loads