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Anonymous No.82472151 [Report] >>82472169 >>82472178 >>82472254 >>82472269 >>82472273 >>82472293 >>82472302 >>82472482 >>82472512 >>82472608 >>82472641 >>82473295 >>82473328
As a cute girl, I can say we cute girls need you guys to take regular showers, not to look weird, no weird haircuts and you can date us.
Anonymous No.82472169 [Report]
>>82472151 (OP)
i did all of that, wasnt enough
Anonymous No.82472178 [Report]
>>82472151 (OP)
>not to look weird
This is a codeword for not being sub 8 btw.
Anonymous No.82472254 [Report]
>>82472151 (OP)
I'm a good looking guy with his stuff together but I don't want to date any women because I'd rather be working and playing video games. I am also deathly afraid of women because of my sexually abusive babysitters which doesn't help. But it's mostly these kick ass video games coming out. Also money is nice and women take too much of it.

So excited for Ninja Gaiden 4 bros. What was this thread about again?
Anonymous No.82472269 [Report]
>>82472151 (OP)
>As a cute girl
Proof?
Anonymous No.82472273 [Report]
>>82472151 (OP)
And what would you do to improve my life if we did date?
Anonymous No.82472293 [Report]
>>82472151 (OP)
If cute girls don't want me at my dirtiest and weirdest then they don't deserve me as a clean normalfag.
Anonymous No.82472302 [Report]
>>82472151 (OP)
Sorry lady I ain't changing for no one
Anonymous No.82472482 [Report]
>>82472151 (OP)
As a cute guy, I can say we cute guys need you gals to be 17-19BMI, have a rich dad, no body count and you can date us.
Anonymous No.82472512 [Report] >>82472592
>>82472151 (OP)
>not to look weird,
Sorry but I deserve better
Anonymous No.82472592 [Report] >>82472606
>>82472512
Your fashion reminds me of Elliot Rodger
Anonymous No.82472606 [Report]
>>82472592
Im LITERALLY him/him not he/him cause im HIM
Anonymous No.82472608 [Report]
>>82472151 (OP)
>showers
Twice a day
>weird haircut
I haven't had a haircut since December, it's flowing nicely now
>not look weird
I've got a style but it is defo weird by most folks' standard
Anonymous No.82472641 [Report] >>82473011
>>82472151 (OP)
i did those things for years and im still a virgin, so this is obviously a lie
Anonymous No.82473011 [Report]
>>82472641
you probably just didn't have a nice car such a shame tsk tsk...
Anonymous No.82473295 [Report]
>>82472151 (OP)
YOU KIWITRANNIES WILL NEVER BE WOMEN AND YOU'LL BE LEFT FOR DEAD
https://derpibooru.org/images/3672212
Anonymous No.82473328 [Report]
>>82472151 (OP)
>no weird haircuts

no. i will continue to shave my head to ward off women.
Anonymous No.82473346 [Report]
fuck off
you people never wanted me when my mental health was somewhat fine but in the recent years i've been fucking hit on in public several times
just fucking leave me alone i'm already too far gone and now i start getting hit on? just leave me alone
i guess i look good enough because my dad is a chadlite but 25 years of being a mentally ill fuckup doesn't leave space for relationships no matter if i look decent
doesn't matter because i'm going to drink myself to death long before 40 anyway
Anonymous No.82474275 [Report]
When this life dies in you
Anonymous No.82474569 [Report]
just take a shower bro,
just get a haircut, bro
Anonymous No.82474622 [Report]
That is when you'll see the end
Anonymous No.82474628 [Report]
It puts your life in a grave