Thread 82472991

You go to leave the room and see this blocking the exit, what is your next move?

>>82472991 (OP)
Call the cops and hide in the closet.

it's not blocking the exit though

try to make it crawl onto a piece of cardboard or something and put it outside

>>82472991 (OP)
I'm not afraid of spiders I'd probably throw a heavy shoe at him

>>82472991 (OP)

If you just smash it with a hammerfist, it can't do anything. It will be scary, but you can win with a quick but decisive crushing blow to the arachnid's abdomen. This will disable it, causing it to fall off the wall and become vulnerable to a shinobi deathblow.

>>82472991 (OP)
these are harmless, just pick them up and drop them outside

>>82473185
Yeah, these creepy-crawlies are more afraid of, and endangered by us than vice versa. In Southeast Asia, they eat spiders like we eat crabs

>>82472991 (OP)
I usually put spiders i find inside my apartment back outside but i dont think that fella would fit in a cup

I refuse to believe people are actually afraid of spiders. It's gotta be a hollywood meme.

>>82472991 (OP)
>what the fuck is that *BAM BAM BAM*

>>82472991 (OP)
scream like a lil girl
>>82473317
lol'd

>>82472991 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iesPww2tDko

>>82473317
laughed hard lol

>>82472991 (OP)
Throw a heavy object at it