Thread 82474864

astrology thread. which girls do you like the most? aquarius girls are selfish, aloof, emotionally distant, depressed, eccentric weirdos.

>>82474864 (OP)
>which girls do you like the most?
Which sign is the least niggardly?

>aries girls
zero feminine qualities. tomboys. they're basically dudes. they're not women.
>taurus girls
gold diggers. they only care about money.
>gemini girls
they always have sex with many different guys. they treat men like books, read the whole thing as quickly as possible then throw it away.
>cancer girls
...
>leo girls
narcissists. queens. royalty. they love attention.
>virgo girls
hannah hays, elsa jean, kimberlee (ice poseidon's girlfriend). halloween witch flying around on a broomstick.
>libra girls
they never shut up. always talking, talking. long roastie meat flaps.
>scorpio girls
hyper sexual. belle delphine. they think with their pussies, not with their brains. ruled by pluto. planet of death magic and power.
>sagittarius girls
... adventurous. disney mouse princess.
>capricorn girls
... crafty. materialistic. "workaholic".
>aquarius girls
aloof. selfish. eccentric. ruled by uranus, planet of Rebellion.
>pisces girls
emotional. feminine. ruled by neptune, planet of dreams/illusions.

anyone else have anything to add to this list?

>>82474864 (OP)
I'm a libra guy so whichever girl is best suited for libra

>>82474864 (OP)
>which girls do you like the most?
cancer and capricorn ones own my heart, always did in fact
i only half believe in astrology though, that shit is a coin flip away from being right or wrong
>t. the most stereotypical scorpio dude

I am a scorpio man who has had longest relations with Leo (my past two gf), Aquarius and Taurus.
I am intrigued and repulsed by the zodiac at the same time. Something tells me deep down that there are mysteries of the cosmos which may have some degree of change on humans but I feel like 99% of people are retarded larpers who are probably reading it incorrectly

>>82475482
>cancer and capricorn ones own my heart.
that's funny. those are the worst ones, in my opinion. but I can imagine you like cancer girls, considering you're a scorpio.

>>82475516
well, when you're a fucked up individual, you can't ask for a straight A girl, can you?
but i dunno, beyond that, every girl i felt a strong attraction to, i later found out she was one of those, so... coincidence? maybe not

>>82475546
how would you describe capricorn girls? would you say that they're materialistic? crafty? "workaholic"? depressed?

>>82474864 (OP)
im an aries, which ones will suck my dick?

>>82475594
the ones i've met were crafty yeah, one was depressed, another enjoys her work (not sure if that classifies as "workaholic" but she does her job well), but neither were that "materialistic"
i just feel like they were all down to earth, very very honest (maybe even blunt), and fun to be around

i'm no longer that much into astrology so i wouldn't know how a typical capricorn is like, much less a capricorn girl
but all i can say is that i've been weirdly pulled in by all of the ones i met

>>82475625
women love masculine men, aries is the most masculine sign.

>>82474864 (OP)
the women who have asked my sign always recoil when i say i'm a sagittarius. or they say something like they usually hate sagttarius men and that i'm the exception. why do they hate us?
>women signs
geminis are the most soulmate-like to me. taurus women are solid but too boulder-y a lot of the time. idk enough about the others

>>82475642
>down to earth, very honest (maybe even blunt),
yeah, I think I saw that too (though I don't know them very well. I avoid them, not attacted to them, but I bump into them sometimes)

>>82476006
yeah, that's fine
we all have our tastes anyway, less competition for me :^)
one thing i wonder though is whether they'd be as devoted to a relationship as they are to work or whatever
i feel like they might be... but i'm gonna need a specialist's opinion on that

I want to hear other people's opinions on her sign etc

>>82474864 (OP)
I don't believe in astrology. I'm skeptical and while I want to believe in it, in reality people are much more complex than just a simple astrology sign.

>>82477023
tell me your zodiac sign, and I we can test it out. and tell me which year you are born

>>82477112
Virgo
1999

>>82477137
eazy-E was a virgo Rabbit, like you. make of that what you will

>>82477137
I would say a rabbit a player by default. and a virgo rabbit might either be an ultra player like eazy-E, or if not, then possibly maybe a turbo "hermit in the light house" type of virgo.

i always fall for capricorn, aquarius and taurus girls. dating a taurus girl right now, probably the first one without a cluster B mental illness

>>82477201
>>82477215
I'm not a rabbit. don't call me no rabbit.
I will NEVER be an eazy e nigger rabbit lighthouse

Sag
2001, any reading?

>>82477253
yes, 1999 is the year of the rabbit, chinese astrology. other 1999 rabbits are madison beer, lauren alexis, gracie abrahams, kiernan shipka, belle delphine,

>>82477264
yes ur an awful human being fuck off

>>82477264
billie eilish is a sagittarius, 2001 snake, make of that what you will.

>>82477274
no faggot i love you stop bullying me

>>82477023
From the little I know it's a lot more in-depth than just the single sign, and I say that as a person that doesn't believe in it either. It's all sorts of signs in planets and all that shit. So being a Virgo is just being a Virgo Sun, you could have a Mars Moon and Gemini Mercury and it changes the meaning of things.

>>82477366
nta but I have aries moon as a virgo sun. How does it change things?

>>82477710
It's stuff that flies over my head, but think of each part being just an aspect that makes up the whole of you. Not only that, how each aspect interacts with others based on their position can change the context and how each aspect is read. But it's a lot more complicated than I cared to learn.

I like being a gemini man because for some reason astrology girlies tend to think gemini men are evil. Like yes bitch, fear me.

>>82478015
IRL the alien would've beamed him up when they detected something was recording

>>82474864 (OP)
Scorpio because I'm Scorpio (:

>>82474864 (OP)
I don't believe in this bs

>>82474864 (OP)
libra women are a blessing and i will commit horrors beyond comprehension for them
t. gemini man

>>82474885
>>82475461
My experiences and observations (note: I've never been on a date or in a romantic or sexual relationship):
>Aries
Stubborn, ambitious, extroverted, highly charismatic. Not all are tomboys but almost all do have an obvious (tom)boyish side.
>Taurus
Stubborn, can be somewhat artistic.
>Gemini
Very talkative but have an Introverted side. Can be into new or obscure things.
>Cancer
Nurturing but fickle. Can be sometimes really good friends.
>Leo
Extroverts. Very charismatic. Love attention and sometimes leadership or authority. Say what they think.
>Virgo
Submissive on the outside, control freaks on the inside. Ambiverted or extroverted. Can be perfectionists and/or health-obsessed.
>Libra
Get along with everyone, at least superficially. Can have artistic qualities.
>Scorpio
Have a tomboyish side. Love rebellion and power. Often prefer intense 1-on-1 friendships.
>Sagittarius
Optimistic and somewhat athletic. Adventurous, seek new experiences.
>Capricorn
Hard-working.
>Aquarius
Eccentric and kind of hard to label.
>Pisces
Emotional. Perhaps the most feminine sign. Often more creative, imaginative, or artistic than general population.

>>82479078
i want mi a piece of the aquarius girls

>>82474885
>>82475461
heres something more general:
>fire signs
fun but too much drama, more for short term fun, attention seekers, actually do shit, high self esteem/narcissists, go insane with no validation, hot headed
>earth signs
bit boring and materialistic, good at helping you getting your shit together if they like you, act like smart asses, bossy, clingy, autistic, hung up on rules
>air signs
funny and interesting, thought really adhd like, unstable and have this sudden hot/cold behaviour, thought pretty reliable once you know them for long. also never stfu even when more introverted (if thats good or bad depends on you), more talk than action, not too emotional
>water sign
lol, avoid at all costs

>>82478784
>hydro archon
>air sign
hmmmmm

This is my chart, I hope you like it

>>82479133
nice nude

>>82474864 (OP)
>Masculine sign
>Femboy
This is bullshit anons

>>82479120
>air sign
1 aquarius strange girl then

People may dislike Taurus women due to stereotypes that label them as stubborn, possessive, or materialistic. However, these traits can also be seen as strengths, such as reliability and loyalty, depending on the perspective.

People often dislike Gemini women due to their perceived flightiness, mood swings, and tendency to be talkative, which can be overwhelming for others. Additionally, their need for social freedom and change may lead to misunderstandings and feelings of instability in relationships.
People often perceive Cancer women as overly emotional, moody, and sensitive, which can lead to misunderstandings and frustration in relationships. Their tendency to take criticism personally and hold grudges may also contribute to negative feelings towards them.
People often dislike Leo women because they can be perceived as arrogant, attention-seeking, and self-centered, which may lead to conflicts in relationships. Their strong personalities and need for admiration can also make them seem domineering or problematic to others

>>82479120
what's bad about water signs? what's your opinion of pisces girls and scorpio girls? I feel like scorpio girls always try to play the victim, then strike with scorpio tail. pisces girls are feminine, pretty nice,

>>82479078
sagittarius = explorer.

>>82478784
what's so amazing about libra women? I feel like they never shut the fuck up. but yeah they look nice. some of them are very thin. slim. anorexic. many such cases.

Many people perceive Virgo women as overly critical, uptight, and perfectionistic, which can create discomfort in relationships. Their high standards and tendency to worry may lead others to feel judged or inadequate, contributing to negative sentiments.
People often dislike Libra women due to their perceived indecisiveness, superficiality, and tendency to be manipulative. These traits can lead to frustrations in relationships, as they may struggle with commitment and often prioritize appearances over deeper connections.
People often dislike Scorpio women due to their intense and possessive nature, which can come off as jealousy and manipulation. Additionally, their tendency to hold grudges and their strong personalities can intimidate others, leading to negative perceptions.
Sagittarius women are often perceived as blunt and overly honest, which can come off as rude or insensitive to others. Their impatience and free-spirited nature may also frustrate those who prefer more stability and routine in relationships.

>>82479297
>I feel like they never shut the fuck up
nta, isnt that more of a gemini thing?

>>82474864 (OP)
i like serpentarium girls because they're--
oh wait, those don't exist because astrology isn't real

People often dislike Capricorn women because they can come off as overly serious, critical, and standoffish, which may be perceived as coldness. Their high standards and tendency to be unforgiving can also create tension in relationships, leading to misunderstandings.
People often find Aquarius women difficult to connect with due to their unpredictable and aloof nature, which can come off as rebellious or detached. Their strong desire for independence and unique self-expression may also lead to misunderstandings and negative perceptions
People often dislike Pisces women due to their emotional intensity and unpredictability, which can be overwhelming for others. Additionally, their tendency to be indecisive and sometimes perceived as cold-hearted contributes to negative feelings towards them

>>82478019
Why would they care? Do they follow Starfleet's prime directive?

>>82479297
pure charm and sexo looks wise, having a great eye for aesthetic and elegance, wish isnt restrainted to looks but also apply to art or life in general. that with their socia energy makes them a pleasure when they grace you with their mouth that never shuts the fuck up. but the biggest is their sense for bringing harmony and balance into relationships, avoiding needless drama and just wishing every one a good time, never getting to emotional but staying rational.
>I feel like they never shut the fuck up
you make it sound like a bad thing, theyre interesting as fuck and i wish i can talk with them till we drop

>>82479631
Lol, bro chill out idc if you're a libra

>>82479651
nah gem chad here, i forgot to mention their pure and innocent souls, just full of peace, as if they cant see the cruelty and darkness of this world and instead live in their own bubble of light, and even if they did see reality as it is theyd hide their contempt and instead try to push their light outside for the best of everyone. imagine seeig the world like a libra for even a day

>>82479268
theyre evil all of them

>>82479368
>People often find Aquarius women difficult to connect
kinda agree but I thought its autismo thing.

>>82474864 (OP)
There's hardly a single post in this thread that understands astrology in any meaningful capacity.
You cannot simply use Sun signs and say yes or no to the entire practice.
Yes, the Sun sign is immensely important to understanding our path but the Sun is only one small part of our inner solar system; it's our Ego, how we shine, how we illuminate ourselves and others like the Sun. If you DONT resonate with your sun sign, it's not because astrology is wrong, it's because you do not know the rest of your chart, you don't know your Rising sign, your Moon, your Venus, your Mars. Your Sun sign only speaks of your ego and if you suppress or reject your ego, you won't resonate with your egoic perspective.
The mix of one's Sun, Moon, Rising, Venus, and especially their Mars will tell of the blend of energies that make up a person and their experiences. There is no "good" or "bad" in astrology, either, there are polarities and high/low frequencies of each energy so don't ever listen to some asshole or cunt who tells you
>I hate Gemini men because _____
they're fucking retarded and materialistic as shit. Astrology's accuracy proves divine structure and if you can't wrap your head around it, just focus on being miserable and gooning yourself silly.

>>82479827
I don't like cancer girls, I like scorpio girls but they just keep making false accusations, paranoid, then want revenge, etc.

>>82479827
what's bad about pisces girls? I feel like they prefer cancer guys over me. then sometimes they change their minds, it's like, the 2 pisces thing. 1 fish loves you, the other one is cold or whatever.

>>82479631
think ice poseidon, eugenia cooney, luna bloom asmr, I mean, literally never shut the fuck up.

>>82480032
>kikespiel

>>82479631
I admit, some libra girls look nice. and the anorexia is (often) on point. extremely thin. very slim. very nice. the thing is, I want love, and/or sex, affection, emotional (water) or fire (instinct), I don't want an "intellectual" (air sign), whatever the fuck that is. (well I know what that is, but what good is it, if you're a person searching for love/sex) I guess the libra girl could "talk dirty" during sex, but I'm not particularly obsessed with that. also, depending on what she says when "talking dirty" during sex, it could turn you on, or kill the mood...

>>82479078
>Aries
>Not all of them are tomboys.
No. ALL OF THEM are TOMBOYS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
>Aquarius
>kinda hard to label.
just think of a nosering, on a depressed woman's face, ruled uranus, planet of rebellion.
>Pisces
>Emotional. Perhaps the most feminine sign.
yeah, I think Pisces girls are (perhaps) the most feminine sign too.
how would rate them? in terms of femininity? I'd say:
Pisces girls: 10/10 femininity.
aries girls: 0/10 femininity, by default. (automatically 0/10).
taurus girls: 8/10 femininity.
gemini: 5/10 femininity. (sometimes they can be quite tomboy desu)
cancer: 7/10 femininity. (they're usually quite feminine?)
Leo girls: kinda depends. sometimes they're very feminine, sometimes they can be tomboys. but whatever, the feminine leo girls, maybe 9/10 femininity, in my opinion.
virgo girls: 8/10 femininity. maybe 9/10.
libra? not sure, really. they can be quite tomboy sometimes. maybe 7/10 femininity.
scorpio girls: 8/10 femininity.
sagittarius girls: maybe 8/10 femininity. they can be quite tomboy sometimes.
capricorn? I don't know. they're not tomboys like aries girls though.
aquarius girls: lol! maybe like 2/10 femininity or some shit. sometimes straight up 0/10 femininity. just pathetic. terrible.

All Aries girls are tomboys. by DEFAULT! they HAVE NO femininity!

>>82480642
What's feminine about Scorpio and Leo girls? I think Scorpios are just weird and angry.

>>82480761
yeah scorpio girls can be very angry. some scorpio girls are very femininine, (think belle delphine)
I kinda see what you mean about Leo girls, many of them are kinda tomboy lioness, but I don't know, I feel like some of them are very feminine, like eugenia cooney for example. she is a narcissist, a queen, but she's femininine, she's not a tomboy.

>>82480553
>emotional (water) or fire (instinct), I don't want an "intellectual" (air sign)
to each their own, i cant stand overly emotional people and def prefer an "intellectual" connection more when it comes to love and sex.
>I guess the libra girl could "talk dirty" during sex, but I'm not particularly obsessed with that. also, depending on what she says when "talking dirty" during sex, it could turn you on, or kill the mood...
if she made me laugh during sex by saying something completly retarded id marry her with my dick still inside her


also what would kind of connection would earth signs give, if you say water is emotional, fire instinct and air intellectual

>>82480553
>>82481054
>I guess the libra girl could "talk dirty" during sex, but I'm not particularly obsessed with that
also to me talking is highly important during sex, i dont want to just hear moans

>>82480032
Spiteful bump of concurrence

>>82480032
>>82481842
You're just gloating your supposed greater knowledge of astrology without attempting to share any of your expertise or how anyone else could try to educate themselves.