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Tomoko Kuroki >< No.82475049 [Report] >>82475083 >>82475103 >>82475126 >>82475131 >>82475184 >>82475221 >>82475240 >>82475292 >>82475300 >>82475307 >>82475424 >>82475439 >>82475466 >>82475471 >>82475874 >>82475888 >>82476733 >>82476771 >>82477677
Anon, what would you do if a girl appeared in your room (naked) and started to give you a blow job for free?
Anonymous No.82475083 [Report]
>>82475049 (OP)
i wouldnt feel anything because im cut desu
Anonymous No.82475093 [Report] >>82475120
probably assume she is trying to frame me for a sex crime, I'd run away, phone the police and lawyer up
Anonymous No.82475103 [Report]
>>82475049 (OP)
I woke up to a girl fucking me, I was of half a mind to beat her to death, but I was too tired to bother
Tomoko Kuroki >< No.82475120 [Report]
>>82475093
Dude, don't be gay like that, no girl's would ever want to frame a Chad like yourself.
Anonymous No.82475126 [Report]
>>82475049 (OP)
I would ask her what in the world is she doing, then I would cum and be like, nice, that's cash money . but still, it would be very surprising. like, pee comes out of there bro. I wouldn't suck my own dick.
Anonymous No.82475131 [Report]
>>82475049 (OP)
>__sample
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Anonymous No.82475184 [Report] >>82475542
>>82475049 (OP)
I'd tell her to stop and tell her to leave. Sex is gross and blow jobs are utterly disgusting conservative bullshit. That's literally the place men piss from. It's so fucking demeaning. God I hate sex, it's so disheartening that women want that shit so much
Anonymous No.82475221 [Report]
>>82475049 (OP)
cry and ask her to stop
Anonymous No.82475240 [Report]
>>82475049 (OP)
I'd ask who she's and what's she doing at my house, obviously.
Anonymous No.82475282 [Report]
depends on how attractive she is desu
Anonymous No.82475292 [Report]
>>82475049 (OP)
kill myself, nothing stops what's planned
Anonymous No.82475300 [Report] >>82475308
>>82475049 (OP)
>how the fuck did you get inside
Anonymous No.82475307 [Report]
>>82475049 (OP)
i'd wake up
Anonymous No.82475308 [Report] >>82475333
>>82475300
>t-that's the power of love, anon!
Anonymous No.82475333 [Report] >>82475466
>>82475308
>calls my name at the end
Consider myself dead, enjoy the spooky sloppy bj and say my prayers
Anonymous No.82475424 [Report]
>>82475049 (OP)
I'd stop her, explain I don't do hook ups, ask her who she is and why she is here, then give her some clothes to wear
Anonymous No.82475438 [Report]
You aren't a woman anon, you are a dewd
Anonymous No.82475439 [Report]
>>82475049 (OP)
i'd give her some bucks for managing to get through a 40mm padlock and/or a bunch of iron bars that surroud the entrances to my apartment and still had the gall to wait for the owner to show up
a blowjob would be nice but i'd much prefer a hug instead, or a dozen
Anonymous No.82475466 [Report]
>>82475049 (OP)
Check if she has a dick with ants in her cola scented pubes and inhale deeply.
https://www.sexylosers.com/comic/173/

>>82475333
>Consider myself dead, enjoy the spooky sloppy bj and say my prayers
Her angelic labial halo would certainly bring out the holy spirit all at once. Trippatrips best of bunch, ichiban.
Anonymous No.82475471 [Report]
>>82475049 (OP)
obviously I'd watch carefully to see if she spit or swallowed.
Anonymous No.82475542 [Report]
>>82475184
>That's literally the place men piss from.
I'd drive my double double wideload delivery van tractor trailer right up her hershey highway and ram it straight in the loading ramp at her fudge packing factory.
Anonymous No.82475874 [Report]
>>82475049 (OP)
How was your day Tomoko
Anonymous No.82475888 [Report]
>>82475049 (OP)
this nigga right here is gay, everyone. be careful around this anon who thinks girls will pay him any mind at all.
Anonymous No.82476733 [Report]
>>82475049 (OP)
I would force my penis into her vagina instead because only about 1 in a billion women know how to properly use their mouth/throat. I really doubt she would be one of those incredibly rare women
Anonymous No.82476771 [Report]
>>82475049 (OP)
I'd probably say
>Y-you too.
Anonymous No.82477677 [Report]
>>82475049 (OP)
>Anon, what would you do if a girl appeared in your room (naked) and started to give you a blow job for free?
Stroke her hair and hope she wants fucked in her pussy and ass too.