Thread 82477349

Why haven't all of you millennial anons gotten yourselves a qt zoomer gf yet? It's practically your God given right.

>>82477349 (OP)
Too busy eating my neighbor's garbage, you wouldn't believe the stuff he throws away

>>82477349 (OP)
That guy looks pretty good for being 35
Good for him on getting a cute gf

>>82477349 (OP)
>Zoomer men will screech about age gaps meanwhile their women are getting dicked down by millennial chads
Zoomers are truly the most cucked generation

Busy playing video games and jerking it to anime girls.

>>82477349 (OP)
well, there are several reasons, but being too lazy to lift is one of them.

>>82477349 (OP)
>too lazy
This. Also, literally who the fuck wants to actually be around other people.

>>82477461
>anime girls.
completely soulless

>>82477349 (OP)
This that type of motivation a mf might use to blow their heads off with

None will date me. Im ugly and wont make effort to look good so not even ugly ones will accept me

>>82477349 (OP)
They are retarded with no skills hobbies hell even a personality. If I just wanted a fuck doll I would just buy a fuck doll. Would be cheaper in the long run and they do have ones that can make heat. So what use is a zoomer girl?

>>82477349 (OP)
I did? Except I'm a little older than that guy. Also I married mine a few weeks back, so I guess she's not technically my gf anymore.

Left is aging like gas station sushi. What's the evidence they're dating and it's not just for porn sales?

>>82477349 (OP)
I'm lazy, and only recently started 'trying'.
im still 28 BMI, but my income/career is improving and hopefully ill buy a house soon.
idk how to get a gf, but im not normie enough for most women.

>>82477418
>anon is a raccoon

>>82477349 (OP)
Im a zoomer boi and this is hot af we need more generation cucking vids this webm would go well in a compilation with vids of zoomer boys being beat up by millenial men while Zgirls are gooning and ahegaoing with their vibrators and being dominated by big virile milleial MEn with their rockhard hug juicy cocks

>>82477349 (OP)
1990 boomer with a 2004 zoomer gf reporting in

>>82478008
Did she ever ask you what 9/11 was like?

>>82478004
fucking kek I hate our culture so much

>>82478067
Yes, she didn't believe me when I told her everyone at school bullied the Arab kids for months after 9/11. Sometimes I deliberately annoy her by starting my stories with "Back in the old days" or "During the last millenium" when I talk about shit that happened before she was born. She's kind of gullible and naive. When she was talking about labubus I told her about furbies and convinced her they were made as a replacement for extinct IRL furbies that people used to keep as pets.

>>82478189
>When she was talking about labubus I told her about furbies and convinced her they were made as a replacement for extinct IRL furbies that people used to keep as pets.

>>82477449
He should get a haircut and drop the pubic hair beard. But miring the gains, yes.

>>82477349 (OP)
>Why haven't all of you millennial anons gotten yourselves a qt zoomer gf yet? It's practically your God given right.
Because they are Chad-only.
I can't even get a GILF fuck-buddy, FFS!