>>82479740 (OP)
>regular couple things we can't do with a taller gf
>dance in a club
If standing in place dry-humping is considered dancing, then all you have to do is physically go to a club and dry-hump in place. Then you are dancing.
>protective man hug
You can't do this because he's visibly presenting himself as a soft betamale as a mating strategy and you fell for it lol. Obviously he can't physically protect you and you don't respect it hence you're mocking him by saying this.
>take cute photos together
Ma'am the reason you can't take cute photos together with your boyfriend isn't because you're taller than him, it's because of your homely physiognomy. People are cute because of neoteny.
>slouch
I don't get this one. I didn't know slouching was considered cute behavior
>romantic carry
Once again you are mocking him because he isn't strong but also you are a heavy woman. Neither of these things are cute