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Anonymous No.82481668 [Report] >>82481673 >>82481684 >>82481738 >>82482066 >>82482265 >>82482695 >>82483253 >>82483794 >>82483823
I have the stage, hyper specific desire to become an orbiter to a moid. For reasons I cannot disclose, I cannot be in any firm of a relationship, friendship or otherwise. So I often fantasise about becoming an orbiter to a moid. Like being one of a thousand foids he talks to on a server or something.

It's similar to when countless men are fawning over a vtuber or something. I want to cherish any interaction and maybe get complimented, but I want do stay out of arms reach, never actually forging any real collection outside of being one of his many followers that he interacts with.

Unfortunately it's mostly women who have this dynamic going on, not men. So I'm out of luck.
Anonymous No.82481673 [Report]
>>82481668 (OP)
Oh God, so many typos. I'm sorry.
Anonymous No.82481684 [Report] >>82481725
>>82481668 (OP)
You can orbit me but I demand lewds as payment
Anonymous No.82481725 [Report] >>82481908 >>82482157
>>82481684
I'm obviously incredibly insecure. No one online has ever seen my face... and honestly I don't know if they ever will. Maybe if I lose weight one day. I'm pretty fat.
Anonymous No.82481738 [Report] >>82481756
>>82481668 (OP)
>Unfortunately it's mostly women who have this dynamic going on, not men

so basically you want to worship a chad?
huh?
isnt that exactly why men hate women these days? because they all want the highly sought after males while ignoring the rest?
Anonymous No.82481756 [Report] >>82482119
>>82481738
>so basically you want to worship a chad
No, but I find it quite funny that he's on your mind. Many such cases on this site.

I want to interact with someone kind and nice, but with very strict boundaries.

>because they all want the highly sought after males while ignoring the rest?
You clearly misunderstood my post. My desire is quite unique to the point that it seems impossible to fulfil.

Please stop thinking about chad.
Anonymous No.82481908 [Report] >>82482437
>>82481725
how about you just be my friend, instead, fembot, instead of the retarded parasocial crap you're talking about
Anonymous No.82482066 [Report]
>>82481668 (OP)
>For reasons I cannot disclose,
Why can't you disclose your avoidant personality disorder?
Anonymous No.82482119 [Report] >>82482437
>>82481756
>You clearly misunderstood my post.
>So I often fantasise about becoming an orbiter to a moid. Like being one of a thousand foids he talks to on a server or something.

huh?
so basically you want to be +1 to harem of a guy with tons of options?
this is what guys mean by chad, like a top 1% kind of guy
i suppose this is ok, but dont delulu yourself by thinking you are any different than the average girl now
Anonymous No.82482157 [Report] >>82482437
>>82481725
How fat are we talking? What's your BMI?
Anonymous No.82482265 [Report] >>82482437
>>82481668 (OP)
Just add me on discord fembot, you ignored me in the other thread. My discord is typedrobot
There's no expectation and no rejection, I get ghosted within a few days usually anyways so you can just enjoy the attention of me posting memes at you and complimenting you with the occasional acknowledgement if you want to acknowledge me
You can take all of the time you want in adding me but try me
Anonymous No.82482437 [Report] >>82482534 >>82482537 >>82482648
>>82481908
I just don't know if I can.
>>82482119
No, clearly you just can't understand what I'm trying to articulate

>>82482265
>you ignored me
That was not me. You're mistaken.

>>82482157
I have no idea, but I'm pretty obese
Anonymous No.82482534 [Report]
>>82482437
Okay it wasn't you. I can be talking to other people, too, and have things going on. Add me and see. No need for a disaster.
Anonymous No.82482537 [Report] >>82483276
>>82482437
>I have no idea, but I'm pretty obese
Not him but for fuck's sake it takes 1 minute to Google a calculator and put your numbers in you lazy bitch.
Anonymous No.82482648 [Report] >>82483276
>>82482437
What size clothes do you wear?
Anonymous No.82482695 [Report]
>>82481668 (OP)
There are some pretty hot male vtubers out there OP, plus some male streamers (not talking about goblins like asmongold) have a chunky female following as far as I know

Have you thought about maybe trying to see if you find anything you like on these?
Anonymous No.82483253 [Report] >>82483282
>>82481668 (OP)
>I want a relationship where I don't have to risk anything or put in any effort but still get positive attention
Gee whiz, a real woman
Anonymous No.82483276 [Report]
>>82482537
I don't know how much I weigh or EXACTLY how tall I am though
>>82482648
Depends on brand, but often XL. I'm not American.
Anonymous No.82483282 [Report]
>>82483253
No, that's not what I mean. I DON'T want a relationship. Like I don't want to recieve much.
You think I want someone to give me stuff with nothing in return, in reality, I want it to be the other way around.
Anonymous No.82483709 [Report]
What is up with you
Anonymous No.82483794 [Report]
>>82481668 (OP)
Lower your standards and date me even though I'm an incel. Stop being so picky. Fuck your standards
Anonymous No.82483823 [Report]
>>82481668 (OP)
>For reasons I cannot disclose
so basically you're underage
you need to be 18 or older to post here