Thread 82484302

I finally got a job so I'm throwing a party ITT. I decided to go all out so I got a funny looking 32oz can of beer and orange chicken and some crab rangoons

https://youtu.be/AxaLGbTDcdQ?si=Z0LK0YxuY0xg4W9I

>>82484302 (OP)
The feds need to send me some money from one of those incels to buy another iPhone

>>82484302 (OP)
Welcome to the neo serf lyfe, what's your job? I don't have any beer but I'm going multiple blunts and smoke them.

>>82484319
LOL I don't get it

>>82484326
Bookkeeper
I am now a $35,000 man

>I don't have any beer but I'm going multiple blunts and smoke them.
I feel like you would have anyway lol

What are you:
>PLAYING
>WATCHING
>LISTENING
>READING
>EATING
>DRINKING
>FAPPING
>FEELING

>>82484388
Nice dubs. I cut grass, it's cool I like the sun. You're right.

>>82484412
This guy is hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMZYMAkr2Nc&ab_channel=CaseOh

>>82484417
You are definitely a grass man kek
My skin is almost translucent from lack of sun

>>82484453
Why not get some sun? Tans are hot I promise I'm already brown but I roll my sleeves up at work and my arms easily 5x as brown as my non tan skin I love it. But I get it, too, sometimes I just want to sit inside all day and read or play vidya or do nothing and stare at the ceiling. I love my tanned forearms too much though.

>>82484388
I'm going to buy vitamin D supps and one of those sunlight therapy lamps with my new salary

>>82484555
Bruh I swear I meant to reply to you >>82484555

Nice trips

>>82484302 (OP)
Nice congrats on getting the job

>>82484634
Thank you
Salute

>>82484579
GOOD. Never go outside. Grow something inside so you can benefit from the very real benefits of being near plants.
>>82484629
Hehe

>>82484719
The only plant I know is the peace lily from Hot Fuzz

I'll get one of those and one of whatever plant you recommend and then I will have two plants

>>82484302 (OP)
>getting a job
>celebrating it
anon have you stumbled upon the wrong board?

>>82484834
Hell yeah okay I don't much about plants but aloe vera can be grown inside and you can use the juices for stuff like eating it or lotion I rub it on my face feels good.

>>82484834
Congrats on the job OP. Not the anon you're replying to but I recommend you grow some herbs. Herbs grow like weeds and are very low maintenance plants. Pic is my rosemary bush that I grew from a single sprig.

>>82484859
Bro I've been here since 2016 as a proper election tourist
I got banned from /ck/ for off-topic depressionposting and I was so embarrassed to look at the ban page that I moved and settled in /r9k/. Became a master physiognomist just to cope with being unlucky with girls lol. I was actually drinking monster energy and autodidacting with a college anatomy textbook I stole from ZLibrary for no reason in the end
That's crazy wow
Some of the most pointless but fun times in my life in this last decade and I didn't even own a proper PC until recently

>>82484880
I'll buy one and name it Anon in your honor
I'll have it matching in size with the peace lily and opposite it in the room to create some symmetry in the fengshui

>>82485054
I was thinking about gardening some herbs on my parent's unused balcony ever since I found this youtube channel
https://youtu.be/_fYGOfvV2uk?si=OwuihdiCCs9PpNo3
Chefs are so cool
I'll get a rosemary first and name it boosh

>>82485088
>I'll get a rosemary first and name it boosh
Tremendously based. You honor me, OP.
>Chefs are so cool
Chefs are, to a man, all insufferable faggot primmadonnas. The Bear memes on /tv/ are so accurate it hurts. Please whatever you do don't idolize a chef.
t. a former chef
Here's another picture. I've been growing a potted pineapple!

>>82485386
>big nigger jim
Kek is that a Huck Finn reference
Your transformer reminds me of Chef's Labo
https://youtu.be/ePr7los9gAM?si=azyuHYMDz90521lb
He's always got Gundam or Zoids or whatever they are in the shots

>Please whatever you do don't idolize a chef.
Nah I mean the Chef youtubers I watch.
I am addicted to youtube. I have never watched a TV show except Emeril Lagasse when I was a little ass zoomlit hatchling. There's an old Panasonic camcorder video of me as a 3 year old screaming "BAM" in sync with this guy

I have seen the wojak memes that people draw of what I assume is the bear. Idk if I could watch a drama about cooking. I need to just see the actual recipe itself uninterrupted to feel satisfied

I've idolized chefs forever although I was a little bit demoralized when my application was rejected from the only food service company operating in my hometown even though I went to the interview and everything and the guy said he liked me

>>82485604
>There's an old Panasonic camcorder video of me as a 3 year old screaming "BAM" in sync with this guy
That's very cute anon. But man there is nothing like actually working in the restaurant industry to make you hate cooking.
>my application was rejected from the only food service company operating in my hometown
See? Absolute niggardry, right out of the gate.

>>82485756
Thats...I can't argue with the logic

I'm sleepy after the beer
Thank you everyone who came to my party this was a good thread I hope you all had something good to eat too