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Anonymous No.82488615 [Report] >>82488646 >>82489320 >>82489528 >>82489813 >>82489920 >>82490272 >>82490321 >>82490466 >>82491220 >>82491304 >>82493135 >>82493183 >>82493623 >>82493919 >>82493965 >>82495272 >>82495755 >>82495974 >>82496000 >>82496057
how do you deal with the fact that big dicks are way superior but extremely rare? meaning one big dick is enough to ruin a girl forever and only a select few men get to experience that?
Anonymous No.82488629 [Report]
Pedos think the same way
Kys nigger faggot
Anonymous No.82488646 [Report] >>82488649 >>82489947 >>82490205 >>82490376 >>82491275 >>82498949
>>82488615 (OP)
wdym by 'ruin a girl forever'? Do you think women are like in your doujinshi, where girls get 'mind broken' after being slammed by a huge dick and can't go back to normal sex?
Anonymous No.82488649 [Report]
>>82488646
Normal sex doesn't satifsy them
Anonymous No.82489320 [Report] >>82489397
>>82488615 (OP)
massive dicks are an extreme rarity, it's like 2 different tiers of male experience in life
Anonymous No.82489397 [Report]
>>82489320
>it's like 2 different tiers of male experience in life
literally the "boyfriend dick" and the "vacation dick".
Anonymous No.82489528 [Report] >>82489545 >>82489701 >>82500469
>>82488615 (OP)
stop watching porn, no they're not, you're just mind-fucked into thinking women like cervix-bangers when people with big dicks specifically tell you otherwise
Anonymous No.82489545 [Report] >>82489547
>>82489528
Women are not satisfied by normal dicks
Anonymous No.82489547 [Report] >>82490263
>>82489545
i've satisfied them with my normal 6.5 chief
Anonymous No.82489701 [Report] >>82489761
>>82489528
Many women are "porn sick" nowadays too anon. They are also dumb enough to believe that porno dick is normal/average because like us, they can go online and see hundreds of them in every video.
Feels like they will always think "the bigger, the better" if for no other reason than for the aesthetics/mental turn on and having bragging rights over their friends for being with a "high value male." They don't care if they can never have a quickie again or the fact that an "average" (5" or so) dick is more than enough to do the job. Average is boring/disappointing. So it's another thing they just settle for/accept in a partner, like you might accept a few extra pounds on a girl who is otherwise a total sweetheart that practically worships the ground you walk on.
At the end of the day, you will pretty much always have to fight back the insecurity that she has had bigger than you (unless you somehow bagged a virgin or actually do have a huge dick) and that she's secretly wishing you were bigger. If for no other reason because that's what turns her on and is what her and her friends talk about on girl's night.
Anonymous No.82489761 [Report]
>>82489701
honestly this has never really been a problem for me, like some say it's what you do with it that matters.
Anonymous No.82489813 [Report]
>>82488615 (OP)
I don't know, I got to ask a few big-dicked anons and they all told me that it could be a hassle at times. I've a microdick due to a genetic defect so.
Anonymous No.82489920 [Report]
>>82488615 (OP)
the same way i deal with knowing anyone has anything better than me. by rubbing one out and/or fucking ur mum and then i stop caring. you'd be amazed how much draining your balls can clear your mind
Anonymous No.82489947 [Report]
>>82488646
>ruin a girl forever
The old school slang for this is being "alpha widowed", basically women fuck Chad once and they can't ever truly accept anything else below that threshold.
Anonymous No.82490205 [Report]
>>82488646
>Do you think women are like in your doujinshi, where girls get 'mind broken' after being slammed by a huge dick and can't go back to normal sex?
Yes
Anonymous No.82490241 [Report]
I have that kind of a dick.
Ex gf still left me.
Even if she'll always think of the sex forever and never be satisfied by anyone else, I'm still single.
So it really doesn't matter does it.
Anonymous No.82490263 [Report] >>82491452
>>82489547
6.5 is above average anon...
Anonymous No.82490272 [Report] >>82490344
>>82488615 (OP)
How big is big, anon?
Relative to the size of the girl then, how big would it compare to her head and her arms?

I would assume my dick is big enough at 6.5" but then what if she's like 5'7 or 5'10? Would probably look small to her tbf
Anonymous No.82490321 [Report]
>>82488615 (OP)
>big dicks
Length? Girth? Angle?

>The TMI (Total Member Index) formula from the South Park episode "T.M.I." is TMI = [(length x diameter) + (Weight / Girth)] / Angle of Tip ^2. This formula was used by Randy Marsh in the episode to quantify something's "TMI," which in the context of the show is a humorous and fictional way to measure excessiveness, not a literal or scientific measurement.
The absolute state of Google AI in 2025.
Anonymous No.82490344 [Report]
>>82490272
Average dick is 5"
Anonymous No.82490376 [Report]
>>82488646
>that big dick was kinda nice, why should I ever settle for something smaller than that? I deserve the best.
It's just unchecked narcissism. The dick doesn't even have to feel good, it's just an excuse to be more selective and build up her ego.
Anonymous No.82490466 [Report] >>82490481
>>82488615 (OP)
who cares broooo lol
Anonymous No.82490481 [Report] >>82490486 >>82490516
>>82490466
>mfw it just looks comical
It's too big, anon
How tall are you? I'm guessing around 5'8 - 5'10m
Anonymous No.82490486 [Report] >>82490499
>>82490481
6ft2
Anonymous No.82490499 [Report]
>>82490486
Jesus fucking christ, and with a package like that? Attaboy, anon!
Anonymous No.82490516 [Report] >>82490593
>>82490481
It's clearly shopped anon
Anonymous No.82490593 [Report]
>>82490516
what about mine anon what about mine
Anonymous No.82491150 [Report] >>82491180
The real second tier of make experience is looking like a model and having a 75th percentile girth dick.

Dock size matters slightly. They don't care about length. They don't want it to be huge. They was 75th percentile on an incredibly attractive man. Women would 100% choose Brad Pitt with a 4" penis over almost any man on Earth.

They are looking for Le Good Genes not Le Big Penis. And here is the complexity for the autistic: Le Good Genes are what turn them on
Anonymous No.82491180 [Report]
>>82491150
I've heard how it's described that men love parts of a woman, while women love the whole of a man
BUT the parts make the whole so in a convulated way (and a win/lose depending on how you view it) is that if she's all-tits or all-ass, she's perfect but for a man to be perfect, *everything* has to be perfect
Anonymous No.82491185 [Report]
This is why dudes are ok with girls being whores but get mad if she slept with a black guy cause they're worried she had a bbc and they couldn't compare
Anonymous No.82491220 [Report]
>>82488615 (OP)
Idk. I have a big dick, so I'm one of the lucky ones. Girls unanimously like it.
Anonymous No.82491257 [Report] >>82491277 >>82491300
Women on Reddit say they're terrified by big cocks
Anonymous No.82491275 [Report]
>>82488646
If they like big dick they are ruined forever for small dicked men.
Anonymous No.82491277 [Report]
>>82491257
>women on reddit
They're somehow the biggest whores on Earth and the voice of reason
I feel like, with a lot of things, it's just fantasy

I've heard how they say a big dick once in a while is nice, but every fucking time? It will actually hurt them
Like, some guys have an incest fetish sure but to actually indulge in them? And even if it's RP-shit, to do it every fucking time? Yeah, I get them now
Anonymous No.82491281 [Report]
idk I have the most average dick ever of 6x5 and no woman has turned me down mid sex because it was too small, having a big dick would be cool, but it would also be cool to be 7 foot. It aint gonna happen. I'm just glad its not 3 inches or something, I'm also glad Im not in the battle of stalingrad or starving to death in some african shithole.
Anonymous No.82491300 [Report] >>82491317 >>82491352 >>82491389
>>82491257
There's basically no point in having anything more than 6.5 inches of length and 5.5 inches of girth. Bigger ones can look impressive and may score you a woman, especially a slutty one, but for a long term relationship they'll prefer a guy with something a little smaller.
Anonymous No.82491304 [Report]
>>82488615 (OP)
I love it, makes things exciting
Anonymous No.82491317 [Report] >>82491389
>>82491300
This is incomprehensible to the incel mind
Anonymous No.82491352 [Report] >>82491468
>>82491300
What if I'm 5.5" and 4.7"?
Anonymous No.82491389 [Report]
>>82491300
>>82491317
> but for a long term relationship they'll prefer a guy with something a little smaller.
yes, because they don't have to worry about that guy running away you cretin
Anonymous No.82491452 [Report] >>82491464
>>82490263
I am 6.5 but I'm also 5'7"
Anonymous No.82491464 [Report]
>>82491452
Also you don't have to be aroused to take it, just bend over and let him have it.
Anonymous No.82491468 [Report] >>82491540
>>82491352
Pretty decent. 6 inches, like 6 feet, should be seen as quite tall. Anything over that starts to become absurdly big.
Anonymous No.82491540 [Report]
>>82491468
> in muttmerica 6'1 is seen as absurdly big
if things don't work out for me over here I WILL move to the US
Anonymous No.82492193 [Report] >>82492217
It's so over for me
I am only 7 inches
No girl will ever want my micropenis
Anonymous No.82492217 [Report] >>82493019
>>82492193
yeah but u can be a cute bottom
Anonymous No.82493019 [Report] >>82493111
>>82492217
>bottom
I am not gay though
Anonymous No.82493037 [Report]
makes me want to stretch my penis for 4 hours so i can get an extra inch. fuck i just might
Anonymous No.82493111 [Report] >>82493911
>>82493019
You can call yourself heteroflexible if you want. Where you live, lil guy?
Anonymous No.82493135 [Report]
>>82488615 (OP)
imagine have a big dick and you fuck ugly bitches

truly tragic
Anonymous No.82493183 [Report]
>>82488615 (OP)
any man can.. you just gotta go down in size.
i hence provide the theory that all playground commandos have a small penis.
Anonymous No.82493623 [Report] >>82494759
>>82488615 (OP)
I used to come onto /r9k/ and I haven't been here in a long time, but I wanted to post here because I think it fits with the terrible doomposting this site has inflicted upon me countless years.
I'm 6'5, I have an erect penis which reaches 8.5 inches, I am white, I am not bad looking.
I am also an autistic man. You can choose not to believe me, you can choose to believe I came here to lie.
What is pertinent though is this. I am autistic. You are autistic. You know you have spent countless years also to fit in. You could have everything I have and still be miserable.
Maybe you still think I'm lying. You want so badly to be embraced, to be loved. You will never get this, not because of any physical qualities, but because you are autistic and that world is forever lost to you. In fact, it was never available to you. You can panic, double down on the evo-psych, leave the house, go to a bar, play video games, you're still going to be lost. Because that's how it will always be unless you embrace being alone. The fact of the matter is that you are gravitated to these places because you want to learn how to leave. But you can never leave, because being ostracized is ever-present in your life. You do not want to believe a person could have these qualities and still lose because you don't understand what autism really is yet.
Anonymous No.82493911 [Report] >>82493995
>>82493111
>heteroflexible
I am not attracted to men
Anonymous No.82493919 [Report]
>>82488615 (OP)
Theres millions of big dicks, which is why its so demoralizing
Anonymous No.82493965 [Report]
>>82488615 (OP)
of big dicks were truly superior and actually a biological advantage, in a few generation every single man wouldve had one. pure natural selection.
Anonymous No.82493995 [Report] >>82494116
>>82493911
You can close your eyes and I can be anything you want, pretty thing
Anonymous No.82494116 [Report] >>82498276
>>82493995
You can't though
Anonymous No.82494759 [Report] >>82500009
>>82493623
lol don't project your loserness onto other people
Anonymous No.82495272 [Report]
>>82488615 (OP)
this is a rare 8 incher desu
Anonymous No.82495356 [Report]
lmao reading this thread just makes it seem terrible for asian men
Anonymous No.82495755 [Report] >>82495958
>>82488615 (OP)
I deal with it by hurting women any way I can
Anonymous No.82495958 [Report]
>>82495755
this is fucking insane. desu
Anonymous No.82495974 [Report]
>>82488615 (OP)
i dunno i guess i get really mad all the time at guys that have big cocks or something
Anonymous No.82496000 [Report] >>82498982
>>82488615 (OP)
Men with small penises love big dicked men more than women ever could kek. You've put so much weight into one singular perceived shortcoming as a cope to distract from all your other failings that are cumulatively far worse than whatever micro situation you have going on.
Anonymous No.82496057 [Report]
>>82488615 (OP)
the big dick cope is so fucking overblown it's insane. there have been so so many surveys and studies on this and all of them come to the conclusion that for like 95% of women, 6 inches is the ideal length, which is only like 10-15% above the median.

stop watching so much porn, porn actresses literally get local anesthesia via fucking injections to be able to deal with the disproportionate monster cocks that get inserted into them. no woman in real life finds that pleasurable.
Anonymous No.82496136 [Report] >>82496238 >>82500535
I'm 5'10' with 5.5"...I'm comfortable enough with it that if a girl said she needed more, I'd strap up and bruise her cervix if she wanted. When you realize that some girls take unhumanly large dildos...I mean watcha gonna do?

>besides I love eating pussy, I'll do it for an hour easy.
Anonymous No.82496204 [Report] >>82498995
Should I post my 7" bwc?
Anonymous No.82496238 [Report] >>82497264
>>82496136
>When you realize that some girls take unhumanly large dildos...I mean watcha gonna do?
I would honestly love a bad dragon gf, knowing that no man alive can give her literal monster dick would make me feel way more secure than with a normal girl who's dreaming of a very attainable extra inch and a half
Anonymous No.82497264 [Report] >>82497505
>>82496238
>bad dragon gf,
you wouldn't want that
desu
Anonymous No.82497505 [Report]
>>82497264
Stay wrong, brainlet. I love sex toys, I have like a thousand dollar collection of rubber holes and poles. A gf who is with me on this would be a dream
Anonymous No.82498276 [Report] >>82498936
>>82494116
I'm good with who I am, lil boy. Time to make you good, too.
Anonymous No.82498910 [Report]
I'm sorta annoyed that they took away the comments on terk and there is no comments on fleshed either.
Anonymous No.82498936 [Report] >>82499540
>>82498276
Why do faggots insist on hitting on straight men? Go fuck a faggot
Anonymous No.82498949 [Report]
>>82488646
you never get over a big dick owo
Anonymous No.82498982 [Report]
>>82496000
the only men interested in dicks of any size but big ones especially are gay or bisexual.
Anonymous No.82498995 [Report]
>>82496204
Yes please
orig
Anonymous No.82499208 [Report]
i made this guy cum on discord b4
Anonymous No.82499335 [Report] >>82500554
The size of your penis doesn't matter. Women have terrible biology for sexual pleasure when it comes to normal sex. Most women don't orgasm from penetration. Your cock size isn't useful.
Anonymous No.82499540 [Report] >>82499860
>>82498936
From one hetflex to another.. I'd rather pipe you, sonny.
Anonymous No.82499860 [Report] >>82500271
>>82499540
why don't you go sexually harass other faggots instead of straight men?
Anonymous No.82500009 [Report]
>>82494759
you know exactly why you're here looking at big dicks anon
Anonymous No.82500271 [Report] >>82500384
>>82499860
>other faggots
nigga, I'm straight. Just because you personally happen to be down to take a thick log up your ass doesn't label us anything. We may be hetflex, but we're still het
Anonymous No.82500384 [Report]
>>82500271
you're not straight
stop coping
you are literally asking to fuck another man
Anonymous No.82500469 [Report]
>>82489528

This. I view a whore review board and guys with big dicks complain girls cant take or they have to be extra careful by going slow and shallow depth. Sounds horribe.
Anonymous No.82500535 [Report]
I feel I almost understand girls, but in a different way.
You see, I have a micro dick, between 3-4 (maybe 4.4-4.9) inches when hard.
>>82496136
>if a girl said she needed more, I'd strap up and bruise her cervix if she wanted.
Smart guy here.
So I can't get a girl, and no girl would want me. And In decades I have not been proven wrong.
Cause girls can't prove they want my size.

Anyways, when sex isn't an option, intelligence and science, philosophy, classic literature, and other stuff is an escape.

When you look at things from a bigger picture, you see how pointless and small life is.
And sex matters less.
Girls get easy sex all the time, so it becomes pointless to them as well, but in a different way.
Anonymous No.82500554 [Report]
>>82499335
Yup and thats why women sometimes grind themselves on us in cowgirl to rub the clit but for us men that does nothing for us and we prefer up and down motion