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Anonymous No.82498110 [Report]
Silence of ther blams sort of morning.
Anonymous No.82498967 [Report] >>82499014
I wish I was beating a seal to death and mixing its fat with some sour berries right now.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82499014 [Report]
>>82498967
Do you tell the seal "you cum, you die" and see it blubber
Anonymous No.82499367 [Report]
>Grey Goose is a brand of vodka produced in France. It was created in the 1990s by American businessman Sidney Frank
>American businessman
Instant goosebumps.
Anonymous No.82499893 [Report]
The Jew vodka is so vile holy shidd, I thought larping as French would make it milder or sumffin.
Anonymous No.82500029 [Report]
When a southron says that ''Charlie Kirk had some good ideas'' and ''All the railways in Norway were built by the Nazis'', so you got to hit him with that blue-eyed stare.
Anonymous No.82500066 [Report]
Do girls think girls are cute the same way I think girls are cute (discouting that vaginas are gross)?
Anonymous No.82500234 [Report]
This boy always puts the toilet lid down, but that also means he pees while sitting down. Take it or leave it, girles.
Anonymous No.82500344 [Report]
Damn. Google tells me the nice California Mexican lady who gave me the best tacoes ever all those years ago only to get yelled at her sussy human trafficer baka manager is no longer in business... Hope ICE didn get er.
Anonymous No.82500423 [Report]
Baka dqad should not have escaped Soviet army and also jail for sussy stuff, so I could not have to exist and suffer cause baka autismo got pregananant.
Anonymous No.82500453 [Report]
>forced to got to a funeral
>it's my baka foid classmate who headbutted a truck while rushing to get seggsed by her bf at night
>her mumm cryin and shidd
>her husbando fell off a ladder and dieded not long ago too
>accidentallty turn off the light around her casket cause am a clumsy baka
Probs the lyfe my mom wished for lole.