Thread 82500027

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Anonymous 9/14/2025, 2:47:03 PM No.82500027 [Report] >>82500033 >>82500045 >>82500057 >>82500058 >>82500063 >>82500679 >>82500704 >>82500962 >>82501127

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Making a child watch Lord of the rings should be a crime

That's like your first time being with a beautiful virgin girl that loves you, but then you break up and all you can get later is ugly roasties

Anonymous 9/14/2025, 2:48:16 PM No.82500033 [Report]

>>82500027 (OP)
I have never watched lotr and have never had a girlfriend, sex or a kiss

Anonymous 9/14/2025, 2:50:05 PM No.82500045 [Report] >>82500059

>>82500027 (OP)
I'm kind of jealous of zoomers who grew up suffering through nothing-sincere-allowed snarky gen x writing and then later in life went back and experienced the glory of LotR.

Anonymous 9/14/2025, 2:52:20 PM No.82500057 [Report]

>>82500027 (OP)
This is why you make them read it with you first, and you learn the elf language and shit together.

Anonymous 9/14/2025, 2:52:48 PM No.82500058 [Report]

>>82500027 (OP)
>slop
Uh huh

Anonymous 9/14/2025, 2:52:55 PM No.82500059 [Report]

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>>82500045
I got to experience nothing good or fun in my childhood
But I do have knowledge of what was popular
Also I'm a big fan of CS Lewis books and I can tell from his admiration of Tolkien that TLOR was special

Someday I'll prepare a banquet and watch it alone

Anonymous 9/14/2025, 2:53:35 PM No.82500063 [Report] >>82500072 >>82500084

>>82500027 (OP)
making a child watch Lord of the Rings should be a crime because it's boring and shit

Anonymous 9/14/2025, 2:55:09 PM No.82500072 [Report] >>82501004

>>82500063
Only all the talking is boring, the fight scenes cool

Anonymous 9/14/2025, 2:57:39 PM No.82500084 [Report]

>>82500063
This board is for White people.

Anonymous 9/14/2025, 4:31:51 PM No.82500679 [Report]

>>82500027 (OP)
>That's like your first time being with a beautiful virgin girl that loves you, but then you break up and all you can get later is ugly roasties
That's someone's life right now kek

Anonymous 9/14/2025, 4:34:50 PM No.82500704 [Report]

>>82500027 (OP)
When I watched Lord of the rings I didn't thought much about. It was cool and all, but not something worth of all clamor. But then I started watching other stuff and the difference in quality really is laughable
Even an average girl looks more beautiful surrounded by fat bitches, imagine a good surrounded by absolute slop