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Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82503246 >>82505966
Letter Thread
Letter Thread: writing home edition
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82503255
Maria, I still think about our last conversation

"You have to wait for me"
I love you Maria with all my heart and I will wait as long as you need
"I love you too. That makes me feel at ease"
"I promise it will be Mike and Maria at the beach someday"

I can still see the way you last looked at me and told me you love me more. I hear your voice, and I see the truth in your eyes when you said it.
schadenfoid No.82503265 >>82505422
i hope everyone has a good day today and does their best
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82503381
I close my eyes and I feel you on me kissing. I'm going to shower and go to the garage and work on the cable cabinets im building. I cut all the sheet metal and drilled the mounting holes. I'm now painting it with hammered paint. I'm also playing the last layer of epoxy around the bolts on the wall lumber storage mounts I built.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82503418
Picked up a new diamond tip blade because I was getting a lot of kickback with the metal cutting tool. I used the large mounted grinder to help with the burrs and smooth everything out evenly but it was a bit too much with the angling and it would catch and kick back the metal. Luckily it only caused a small dent and I was able to rubber hammer it out. So I hand filed the rest of the pieces.
Anonymous No.82503439 >>82503508
I am drunk. That is all! The good times have passed but I am drunk!
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82503492
A lot of the parts for my tactical helmet arrived. Two of the side mounted lights were delivered in red instead of black in the back mounted light turns out it was battery driven and not rechargeable so I will need to find a replacement for that. Otherwise all of the ark mounts, double layered "quick clips" I made and the spring loaded 360 arc arms arrived. My earmuffs also arrived, they block out 24 decibels of sound. They also have active noise canceling, so that is more a comfort than a health benefit. I need to strip off the headband and pull the wire out so I can attach them to the spring loaded arc arms. My visor has also not arrived yet. Have to wait until the 24th or so until the base helmet arrives. I think I'll also be buying another build to attached to the back of the helmet so I can pull the front off with the quick clips and swap to the second setup as needed.

I test a pic of some of the parts.
Anonymous No.82503508
>>82503439
Hey I think Ill join you.
Anonymous No.82503536 >>82504364
Dear L,

Your tits were huge, but I didn't get to fuck them. You left me blueballed for a tittyfuck. Honestly, I think your tits are still the biggest tits I've seen IRL. They would have dwarfed my 7 inch, 5.5 girth cock, but then again, I wouldn't know for sure, because I didn't to get to tittyfuck you, you dumb, big, fat titty-monster!

- M
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82503579 >>82503624
I'm still looking into what I want to do for the screen behind the face mask mouth. It is there to protect me from the Sparks when cutting metal but the wire mesh on the front needs to be taken care of. I will be building active (active means powered) ventilation there. I think I'll be cutting a piece of acrylic and drilling a bunch of small holes throughout it and gluing it in place. Then buying a small slimline but powerful face mask mounted ventilation intake on one side and an outtake fan on the other side. The outtake fan may be difficult to find. Also need some form of clips to mount replaceable soft face masks as the back filter.
I would also like to mount a microphone on the inside and a small speaker to the helmet so that when I speak it will project out without me having to take off the mask. I'll need something with action noise canceling. I'll also have to make sure that all of the parts are able to work while corded to a small mounted battery bank, so I want to have to charge the helmet parts I can just do one plug-in into the wall. I'm hoping that the plastic on The helmet is thick enough that I can dremel routing to place the cables into to weave together the power system. Here's some more of the parts.
schadenfoid No.82503624 >>82504607
>>82503579
what are you doing that you you need a helmet this over engineered for??
Anonymous No.82503739
I am killing myself so bye. My final wish is to see you in hell and make out ig
Anonymous No.82504364 >>82504728
>>82503536
L here, kill. . yourself?
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82504607 >>82504644 >>82504706 >>82504804
>>82503624
Is for working in the garage. So I have a pop-down visor and face mask with ventilation for grinding metal, the ability to raise and lower, quick clip mounting to remove off my face completely and mount onto the helmet. Helmet has top side (with forward and outer lights) for seeing cut lines and general work. The earmuffs are really important to use because of the large amount of noise from grinding metal and power tools.

So instead of having to grab my earmuffs every time, face mask, headlamp as separate units to take on and off, I am building it into a single unit that I can quickly grab each piece and shift it or quick clip it to change position.

While the front unit is completely custom built (piece meal),
The rear unit is a prebuilt (attached photo) that I can quick clip reverse placement with the custom built system when in use. I like to go out walking in the snow storms, but wind chill with snow that is similar to BB bullet hail is very uncomfortable, with this I can use the see-through face shield with built-in ventilation system and This will give me adequate lighting, and have hazard lighting for cars and such.

I will integrate the entire system to fit inside of my hood of my jacket. The helmet folds in half and so I'm working on a way to keep that functionality to fit it snug inside the hood.
Anonymous No.82504622 >>82504639
Please talk to me I will take anything at this point just say how disgusted you are with me or that you moved on and found a new gf just say anything I love you so much can't you see it? Do you regret meeting me? Please talk to me I swear I will apologise I will gift you anything just comeback please
Anonymous No.82504639 >>82504703
>>82504622
who do yyou want to talk to you? do they scroll
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82504644
>>82504607
I believe total cost is $1200. I spent about $750 now and will order the rest once I finish speccing out the parts.
Anonymous No.82504703
>>82504639
Well they answered me once but I went full retard mode because I was missing them a lot and constantly lurking r9k. I've said so many mean things but it was not genuine. I wish this person knew that I want to properly apologise and just be around them
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82504706 >>82504740
>>82504607
I will need inner lighting as well. The earmuffs I purchased have Bluetooth connection but the winter mask has active ventilation where they would be placed, so I am using bone conduction speakers one placed at the back of my head at the nape of my neck, bose ultra open ear buds, side and top mounted slim speakers. I already have a neck band speaker that is woven into my jacket. So basically creating a 3D 5 channel surround sound for my music on the go. The inner lining that contains all the speakers is actually built into a baseball cap with 3d printed collapsible visor so I can pop the inner audio system out and wear it in the summers
Anonymous No.82504728
>>82504364
Sorry, but my L would never say that
She's mean not to give me a tittyfuck, but not that mean to tell people to kill themselves
You're a sick twisted bitch, lady
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82504740 >>82504827
>>82504706
The inner lining baseball cap setup has its own outer lighting system, downward facing moonlight for reading and such as well as active ventilation fan that can blow on my face for cooling.

I'm also working on a smart jacket that is pretty fucking insane, but I'll talk about that at another time
schadenfoid No.82504804 >>82504915
>>82504607
this seems so over the top for general garage tinkering, but i suppose it's good to have projects to keep you busy and innovating. gotta say, 24db seems low for sound protection when even some of the most basic foam plugs are good for 33db and are obviously mad cheap in comparison. trying to find components to work in an integrated system is difficult though, im sure. seems like if nothing else, it'll be a good v1 prototype to get the details ironed out on. you'll have to give us updates as things start coming together
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82504827
>>82504740
The baseball cap system is very tightly integrated and covert so it looks like a normal baseball cap that is fashionable to my style as well.

Sleeper build
Anonymous No.82504883 >>82505056
Dear me
You've been thoroughly BTFO. You didn't give your best, but it's okay, you did what you could with how little experience you have. You already forgave yourself and are already moving on. You're taking this as a learning experience which is not what you would have done in the past, in the past you would have been grieving over this as if it were the end of the world.
When she contacts you again, thank her for the dates, DO NOT tell her you concede defeat as your opponent is unarguably better than you, instead just tell her you feel something broke, you don't feel like seeing her again for the time being, and wish her to have a good life, tell her farewell with grace. Don't even think of swearing at her: you are not innocent either. In fact you are the villain of your own story and you know this, you already admitted it to yourself.
You've been through much worse. You thought you'd never get such opportunities again but you were wrong. Look forward to a better future, it will come. Be well and keep your spirits up.

Signed, you.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82504915
>>82504804
Yes and no, it is much more expensive than just grabbing a earmuffs, face visor, headlamp when needed, but my system is so tightly integrated and all in one that they amount of time it saves me to do things plus functionality of it, it is completely worth it and makes me functionally much more capable than someone who does not have that system, which is impossible essentially for someone else to have because they would have to come up with the idea and have the same schematics and such as me which I have never found someone who does the amount of work I do with my projects. I've sewn and created custom luggage, built furniture, art, clothing. All unique to me. Essentially every piece of furniture in my home is custom built by me.

24 decibels was the best I could do to get slimline ear pads (a third the size of normal ear pads and flat outer shell) that have active noise cancellation, waterproof rating, Bluetooth with inner speakers and microphone, and rechargeable battery. For whatever reason the majority of these headsets you have to manually replace batteries. The controls for the headset need to be reachable as well with buttons that are unique to touch so I don't have to deal with 3D printed snap in button pusher.

The 24 decibels is without active noise cancellation as well. The most don't realize active noise cancellation doesn't actually stop the damage to your ears. It just tricks the brain to make things quieter.

All of the projects I do are basically end game level things. High cost but completely custom in high quality parts, engineered in a way that I'm able to take any single part out and pop in a new one as a replacement. I build it the best I can with the available parts and spend a lot of time specking things out and drafting schematics so in most cases it is the best way possible at the time of build. Overtime as new more efficient parts are available I will replace them.
Anonymous No.82504997
To: E
From: S

are you here? over. (walky talky click)
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82505011
Attached is my schematic of my animatronic ring girl end table. I built a TV all metal, very high quality enclosure with a slit projector screen and rear inner Pico projector that shows the ring well video , The ring girl is mounted to a automated sliding mount to push her through the slit in the rear projector screen so she crawls out of the TV.
There's also attached a PlayStation 3D TV that can lower in front of the person that it sucks up to my matrix for all the game systems to do system link, or multiple PC setups. There is a wireless phone charger, power station with AC and quick charge USB, side mounted controller holders, drink holders for a soda and water, remote control holders. The side mount system is magnetic so I can move the shelving around. It basically mirrors the same side mounting system with television I have on the other side of couch that I already built
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82505056
>>82504883
Weak. I will never give up or surrender.

In my case I know my worth and value, and I am worth so much more in every way, love and lust, income+ not to be vain but I know I am very attractive. Really fucking everything.

So nah, If she loses me that isn't her loss and she is settling for less in life with a worse person in every way, less compatible.

I know she recognizes this as well. That is why she's hurting for me.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82505082
Weak. I will never give up or surrender.

In my case I know my worth and value, and I am worth so much more in every way, love and lust, income+ not to be vain but I know I am very attractive. Really fucking everything.

So nah, If she loses me that is her loss and she is settling for less in life with a worse person in every way, less compatible.

I know she recognizes this as well. That is why she's hurting for me.
Anonymous No.82505422 >>82505534
>>82503265
If you would have played video games with me it could have been me. I'll never play games again.
Anonymous No.82505517 >>82505724
Dear you

I don't love you anymore. I'm disgusted with you and myself
schadenfoid No.82505534 >>82505825 >>82505913
>>82505422
if the game was armor core/elden ring, our combined executive dysfunction would have led to us literally choosing to bedrot and play vidya until we died in a matter of weeks due to sheer neglect of basic self care and being found as rotting corpses who knows how long after that

if the game was risk of rain, you are literally a child, so no
Anonymous No.82505557
I might go to london with my friend in december. we'll see.
Anonymous No.82505724 >>82505829 >>82505865
>>82505517
Dear you
I'll thank you for everything, make amends, and tell you farewell when I think the time is right.

I don't understand why you're disgusted with yourself and I won't judge. I'm not in the position to, considering I broke your heart and chatted a lot of shit behind your back.

Be well.
Anonymous No.82505825
>>82505534
You ruined our bed rotting. We could be rotting right now.
Anonymous No.82505829
>>82505724
I forgot: I ask for forgiveness, but I wouldn't hold it against you if you didn't forgive me. I don't think I deserve it.
Anonymous No.82505865 >>82505956
>>82505724
You can't make amends or give me back the way I was before. Apologies are worthless. What was taken can't be returned to me.
47 No.82505913
>>82505534
recently turned 18.. :(
i haven't been able to play with games or with my penis ever since you left me, either though..
you're so nasty to me..
Anonymous No.82505956
>>82505865
True. I took your dignity, the dignity of a woman that used to love me, and that truly is unforgivable. I'll dearly pay for my sins.
Anonymous No.82505966
>>82503246 (OP)
In Flanders fields the poppies blow

Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
Anonymous No.82506097 >>82506314
Dear V
It's time I came to terms with the fact I've always been in denial about what I feel about you.
Every time I made you feel horrible, in revenge for things you did that didn't even have anything to do with me, I would tell you I didn't feel anything.
I was lying through my teeth each and every single time. I felt awful every time I hurt you. I feel even worse especially now, after I recently said I solely felt indifference after having heard you are dying. That's not right, I feel guilty because I am responsible for it, probably in greater part than I realize.
Had I acted like a man back when I first got to know you, we could have been good friends... And to tell you the truth, deep down I would have liked to be your friend even if there wasn't anything romantic between us. I was in denial about that too.
I accept responsibility for everything.

Sincerely, J
An0nymous No.82506165
Dear K,

I had a dream about you, but this time it was different, and I kind of feel like I can move on now.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82506287
Maria, I'm thinking about all the ways I made you cum. I made you come so many times in a row during the day that your pussy hurt. How you told me you not just wanted my cum in you but needed it. You couldn't stop thinking about me pumping inside of you. Taking care of me every day.

"I know I feel both with you and I can dwell in both love and lust, we will fuck each other's brains out and then care for each other, Spend so much time."

I love you babe.
Anonymous No.82506314 >>82506558
>>82506097
Damn, what a throwback
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82506420
End of a long day. I'd love to have you on my lap pressed against me right now
Anonymous No.82506510
Mike you need help dude
Anonymous No.82506522 >>82506545
Michael will get exactly what he deserves
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82506545
>>82506522
Absolutely. I'll pick Maria up at the airport and bring her home to me.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82506548
I think about kissing you against the door
Anonymous No.82506558
>>82506314
I had to. I don't think it's right to treat anybody that way. I also think the one concrete thing I could do for her is reconcile her with her man which is NOT me.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82506562
My body pressed against yours, pure euphoria with our tongue in each other's mouth. My rough hands all over your body.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82506571
Breathing heavy, every part of your body aching for me
Anonymous !!DFxWrVoYcuK No.82506585
Sometimes when I'm all alone bed rotting, I think of you. You laying on top of me. Covering me in your stink. Watching me play video games all day while you feed me snacks and drugs. We could have had that together. Now I only have memories of a future that will never be. Time to scroll tiktok until I fall asleep alone again.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82506589
One hand around your throat
The other....
Anonymous No.82506915
Dear Mister X
To this day I still wonder what happened and why we suddenly were on bad terms. Was it something I said? Though I don't remember having ever insulted you or talked shit behind your back... If it's something I did but don't remember, I'd like to give you my apologies.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82507247
Im going to give you bruises
:)
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82508058
Two steps forward no steps back
Anonymous No.82508146 >>82508169 >>82508276
SD

I hope youre proud
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82508167
The thread between us feels as strong as
Anonymous No.82508169
>>82508146
SD,
No, I'm stupid and want to die
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82508173
The thread between us feels as strong as if no time has passed
Anonymous No.82508276 >>82508398
>>82508146
I'm proud of finally accepting responsibility for my actions.
Bed Rot Boyfriend !!YPndPwHb1CU No.82508354
Another day of being all alone in my bed again without you.
Anonymous No.82508398 >>82508467
>>82508276
Even then it wouldve happened anyway. Too many snakes in my camp.
Anonymous No.82508467 >>82512961
>>82508398
Better late than never. Drop me an email or something, I want to have a chat with you.
Anonymous No.82509047
i'm blue dabba dee dabba daa ee
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82509279
Fuck me, huge day tomorrow
Anonymous No.82509934 >>82510234
Forgive me for everything I have done I swear I will take care of you now you give me a reason to live please just answer me I love you
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82510234 >>82511302
>>82509934
Unblock and add me on discord/instagram
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82511119
Good morning!
Attached is a pic of a base cast iron table I created from salvaging two lamps and a candle holder. I'm still hunting for a unique salvage top piece.


Today the plan is:
Lumber shelves = Final epoxy (hopefully) on front nuts, 24 hours dry

Cable/power cabinets = Last coat of hammered paint in am, dry 24hr - It's thick like tar so it needs to settle to texture.

Speaker shelf (wood) =cut to length, paint hammered, wood pole clamp cut to length, paint hammered (dry 24 hr)

Desk underside cable management racks = cut down length, grind, seal, drill, bolt together + add L brackets to create hang hooks. Cut slots in desk back (paint hammered, dry 24 hour). Drill and bolt on cable routing spines.

Cable/Power Cabinet Pole Mounts = assemble, drill, bolt on cable power cabinet bases, test fit power bars, drill/bolt on cable cage on cabinet base, draw cut lines for cable routing spines pass through

Argosy Battlestation right 6" wide extension = Cut/grind/seal metal leg frame to height/depth. Drill and bolt. Cut wood top to depth, paint hammered (24 hr dry)

Argosy Left Hand side pop up 12" extension= drill collapsing shelf brackets, bolt to clamps, screw topper to brackets.

Left hand Argosy hanging retro gaming set up= disemble monitor mount, drill and bolt on desk clamps, drill out vesa pattern on pull out TV mount, drill/bolt on hanging assembled hanging mount, convert hanging pull out tray w/ pull out under drawers into articulating shelf using extra monitor mount arms, drill/bolt on hanging pole mount
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82511206
I'm not trying to brag or anything. I just want to talk about what's going on in my life. You can perceive it however you perceive it. But I am just venting about how I feel.

I'm about to pull the trigger and spend $20,000 on my business. I'm finalizing everything and making sure I've picked the correct items for purchase. This is the most amount of money I've ever spent at a time (besides the house). I grew up pretty poor, so this is new for me and I'm uncomfortable with the feeling of having, spending so much.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82511221
What I do to earn money helps others immensely, Life changing that they would not have otherwise without what I do. So I don't feel guilty about earning money, it's just uncomfortable with the change.
Anonymous No.82511302 >>82511605
>>82510234
You dumb fucking nigger this is not for you!
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82511323
I know you slip into daydreams about me
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82511326
Maria is only for me.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82511338
You feel me again
Anonymous No.82511605 >>82511634
>>82511302
>You dumb fucking nigger this is not for you!

kek
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82511634 >>82511640
>>82511605
Yes it is definitely not for me. Definitely. Totally agree.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82511640
>>82511634
Because if it is for me that would break everything wouldn't it, we can't let that happen can we?
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82512648
But what if when you close your eyes and remember me you do miss me in that way.

What then Maria?
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82512665
FYI someone tried to scam call my mom to talk to me about 15 minutes ago.

That's really pathetic desperate manipulative behavior if it was Colton.
Anonymous No.82512713 >>82512729
Why yes darlings, your mother left me, but I got her back by incessantly spamming a letter thread on /r9k/ day in day out for months on end. How could she not swoon at such a romantic gesture?
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82512720
I'm The bigger person and won't react to such childish behavior.

I am recentering on being home with you.

That's where I choose it dwell.

I enjoyed your indirect communication here
>I have a huge crush on a girl at my workplace. I'm 28 and incel, very spergy, and thought I already my peace with the idea of never having a gf. She has the female version of my name and we also look kinda similar, I think we are made for each other (yea I know.) Everytime I see her and don't do anything to get closer to her besides casual greeting it's tearing me apart from the inside because there is no scenario I wouldn't completely embarass myself if I actually tried and made a move on her.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82512729
>>82512713
You're the one who chose to be here and communicate this way.

You know how different it is, how much better it is in person hanging out seeing me and spending time with me.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82512764
So stomp your feet and roll your eyes.
Say ugh, I hate Mike (I hate how much I love Mike)
Just know that I still love you and I still accept you.
If you want to throw a feisty latina fit at me
I get it. You can't help it.

I'll still hold you in my arms
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82512781
If you were here I would bend you over my knee,
tear off your shorts and panties
And spank the fuck out of you
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82512856
I will say being attacked did work in my favor because my folks were just stopping by to borrow some tools and I wasn't planning on chilling today because I am focused on my work. Not a great way to wake up from a nap to get spooked by someone in my house. But we're going to go out to Olive garden now and I'll spend some time with them which is always good.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82512926 >>82512982
If it was him though

Just know that I will protect my family to the bone.

I won't condone that manipulative pathetic desperate spineless behavior. If you need to fight me fight me IRL and I fist fuck your face until it's a concave fucking pit of despair and you have to sip through a fucking tube the rest of your fucking life.

Never try anything against my family.
Ever.
Anonymous No.82512961 >>82513102
>>82508467
Sure
www.nfl.com
Just check it out.
Anonymous No.82512968
I am exhausted of any romantic love and don't think I can regain it. Maybe an extreme affectionate, motherly matron could sexually torture it out of me, but otherwise I've given up.
Anonymous No.82512982
>>82512926
Woah, watch out for the tough guy here
Anonymous No.82513027 >>82513036
You piss me off Mike
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82513036 >>82513072
>>82513027
Only because you open your mouth every time I have to take a leak
Anonymous No.82513072 >>82513077
>>82513036
Thats pissing on, not pissing off
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82513077 >>82513079
>>82513072
Pissing off happens after you swallow
Anonymous No.82513079 >>82513085
>>82513077
You can swallow my load, anytime.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82513085 >>82513095
>>82513079
Not interested in treating you as anything other than a toilet.

Now flush bitch
Anonymous No.82513095 >>82513184
>>82513085
This toilets only got a reverse option, Brochacho
schadenfoid No.82513102 >>82513116
>>82512961
hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut
Anonymous No.82513116 >>82513145
>>82513102
>foid
Post tits
schadenfoid No.82513145 >>82513186
>>82513116
don't worry, i already paid my dues
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82513184 >>82513193
>>82513095
Oh my God I just figured out why you kept telling me your favorite TV show is dukes of Hazzard and winking at me

You sick fuck
Anonymous No.82513186
>>82513145
Im special. I get my own
Anonymous No.82513193 >>82513225
>>82513184
If you like Dukes of Hazard so much, why dont you marry Dukes of Hazard ?
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82513225 >>82513240
>>82513193
You kept harassing me please please please please watch dukes of Hazzard with me. It's only 22 minute episode with commercials and I'll work hard to fast forward those.

What the fuck were you talking about working hard to make the commercials go faster????
Anonymous No.82513240 >>82513252
>>82513225
You do push ups during the commercial breaks,
Give me 20, now.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82513252 >>82513255
>>82513240
And then you kept talking about how the reRUNS never got old and always felt fresh
Anonymous No.82513255 >>82513259
>>82513252
Yeah you better start running now,
2 hrs on the treadmill, nonstop
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82513259
>>82513255
No dukers for you!

Only number one. Don't you want number one? It makes you feel so special to get #1. Daddy's so proud of you champ.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82513293
I feel like you are (pic related) and autistically don't understand clever humerous poop puns.
Anonymous No.82513304 >>82513320
Mike = Dyke
schadenfoid No.82513320
>>82513304
wouldn't that be something
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82513334 >>82513759
I'm just surprised is all...

Anything poop related your the town go to poop player

Did you already hear my jokes in your poop joke book or maybe didn't hear them with your poop hat on
Anonymous No.82513426 >>82513442
D,
I love you please be with me be with me be with me be with me be with me be with me be with me be with me be with me be with me be with me be with me be with me be with me be with me be with look at this cat I've met during my trip same color as yours please I have no one to send this. I want to talk to you so much. Please you mean so much to me
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82513438 >>82513514
So Maria,

So you made this moon thread toward me that I don't think you noticed it's creation at 12:23 p.m.
>>82512530

Same as the exact distance between us 1123 miles
Same as what the song said "easy as 123" mentioning my city and my girl coming home
Same as the time you texted me that next day after months of silence 1:23 pm

And now I just got a notification from my smart bed that I woke up at exactly 12:23 p.m.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82513442
>>82513426
Nice pussy bro (not original)
Anonymous No.82513480 >>82513581 >>82513665
i hope you get your face stomped in. i could have been with him but you ruined that for me. your only purpose in life is to make other people miserable. nobody wants you around.
Anonymous No.82513514 >>82513665 >>82513781
>>82513438
What does a smart bed do? Sounds expensive. Do you mean a smartwatch that you wear to sleep?
Anonymous No.82513566
won't someone 40?
wwanna someone 2 years younger?
wowah what a pedo!
lmao
did someone traumatize you you little when they the one woman pretending to love a schizophrenic sociopath convinced they're liquid chris?
im sorry bro
Anonymous No.82513581
>>82513480
What's your story? Sounds interesting.
Anonymous No.82513582 >>82514118
she was 2 years younger than me mike xD
Anonymous No.82513586 >>82514134
would u rather be with a respectful cute young man or a disgusting fat 32 year old who only knows what being a angry pedophile neck beard is like
Anonymous No.82513592
won't fuck someone 40?
wanna fuck someone 2 years younger?
wowah what a pedo!
lmao
did someone traumatize you you when they fucked the one woman pretending to love a schizophrenic sociopath convinced they're liquid chris?
im sorry bro
move-on :D
Anonymous No.82513604
>move on
>continues to directly interfere in my life while using made up self diagnosis to justify his retarded behavior

kek. imagine directly sabotaging a relationship. they were so cute and would have been good for me. you are nothing but a nuisance
Anonymous No.82513616
your antisocial traits are the LEAST of your problems. i wish there was a lobotomy exclusively for extreme egomaniacs
Anonymous No.82513626
>move on

>continues to harass you over social media
>continues to call you off voips
>continues to spam your email
>goes as far as to manipulate your very cute coworker who had a romantic interest in you by literally impersonating you to him

jealous washed up good for nothing hag.
Anonymous No.82513631
You abuse children.
You hit them.
You shout at children.
You enjoy making little children cry.
You have sadistic tendencies that involve hurting children that aren't necessarily sexual.
You touch children.

I avoid children because they are little shits that require too much care and attention I do not want to provide.

You abuse children, I don't.
Stop projecting. Be nicer to children, stop hurting them.
End of.
See me in real life, say it to my face. See what happens.
You won't cunt.
I see right through you.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82513665 >>82513933
>>82513480
Exactly. Proud of you.

>>82513514
Here's a link. I have the queen. It was about $11,000 and $400 for 3 proprietary sheet sets

It has active fans built into it that Cool the mattress and pull heat out from under the sheets. It does heating as well. I dual sides. There is a large speaker built into the bed. A lot more.

https://www.tempurpedic.com/shop-mattresses/tempur-active-breeze/v/4154/
Anonymous No.82513666
gonna have blue shits later
Anonymous No.82513675 >>82514017
i stopped talking to you because i was moving on to him. i cannot wait until you actually are dead and i no longer have to deal with your harassment.
Anonymous No.82513702
what ntr fetishism fueled trauma leads a diagnosed autistic sociopath schizophrenic to hurl pedo accusations at everyone except himself
while convinced he's the liquid chris a
on god-given journey to stop someone from fucking two-years younger than themselves they aren't laughing with you
drama happening over rejection salt is what's up :D
Anonymous No.82513731
point-proven
keep your distance and i leave the fucking 40 yr manchildren alone
Anonymous No.82513740
intimidation threats
coercion threats libel
defamation
in response to someone's refusal to fuck you isn't doing Eliot Roger favors
:D
Anonymous No.82513749
i haven't spoken to your faggot secretclub in over 3 years Moron
Anonymous No.82513759
>>82513334
Ever the poop lover I see, Micheal. Does Maria know about your scat stat?
schadenfoid No.82513781 >>82513812 >>82513933
>>82513514
it's like a normal bed but it collects a bunch of data on your sleeping patterns and health metrics and shows you a cool little display of your sleep metrics over time, and then the bed company sells that data advertisers so they can have more personalized data on things like if you wake up early or stay up late, if you have insomnia or sleep apnea, if you toss and turn or get up to pee a lot during the night, what your heart health is like, if you have respiratory issues, if you sleepwalk or wet the bed. they then take this info and show you targeted ads for any number of products or services or medication specific to your private health information. pretty neat, huh? but hey, you get a lil app on your phone that shows you when you hit rem sleep through the week and that's really cool, too
Anonymous No.82513812 >>82513880
>>82513781
Why would they want my sleep data ? To know that I dream of sucking big titties ?

Scary times anon
schadenfoid No.82513880
>>82513812
literally just to try and sell you products. if you were getting mad boners and 'night emissions' during your sleep while dreaming of booba, you'd probably be served up ads for anything from christian counseling services to hyper-advanced gooner toys depending on the rest of your targeted advertising data. the bed company is just a middle man that sells the product that collects the user data
Anonymous No.82513894
Oh, you want to double-down?

You walk down the street towards your house. On the way there, you think to yourself, little Timmy lives in that house to the left. Small Sandra is on the house to the right.

You see Gabriel skipping down the road to and from school and think: "Just on time, taking the path she usually takes".

My brother, I just want the little freak to move out of my fucking way because I'm going to buy dinner.

I'm the creep? Get real. You're not protecting shit. You're doing more harm than good to these kids and obfuscating the issue by scapegoating the problem to someone literally uninterested in EVER formulating a relationship with a child.

You know what? You need to be involved with children. Haha. That is indeed the funniest part. That is why your projection is so ironic.

You would suffer greatly if your access to children was taken away... And I'm the narcissist?

Get fucked. I don't want to go near your little shits.

And yet here I am, setting a better example to them. Precisely because I haven't abused them, unlike YOU.

Manipulative fuck face. Get fucked. Go die.
Anonymous No.82513928
> diagnosed autistic sociopath schizophrenic

KEK
Anonymous No.82513933 >>82514048
>>82513665
Some of that seems very gimmicky. Why would you want a speaker built into the bed? If I'm struggling to sleep and need white noise I blast it from a cheap bluetooth speaker next to my bed. I guess the heating aspect is cool.

>>82513781
I find that information really useful, but I get it off my smartwatch. I'm sure its being used for advertising purposes but whatever. as an insomniac tracking my sleep phases and oxygenation has helped me recover to the point that I can now get 5 hours of sleep a night.
Anonymous No.82514017
>>82513675
did you ever tell them you were moving on to another person? how did all this play out?
schadenfoid No.82514048
>>82513933
sometimes you gotta weigh the the value you get out of a product versus the 'this product is absolutely exploiting and selling my data', and at the end of the day, not slowly dying of horrific sleep dysfunction is actually kinda worth it. certainly no judgment here
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82514118
>>82513582
Who was 2 years younger and what are you talking about?
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82514134
>>82513586
Pedophiles are horrible and you should rope if that's the case.