Thread 82503546

why not just date a successful, mature, single mother with a cute daughter?

hmmmm, oyakodon very tasty indeed.

>>82503546 (OP)
matching swimsuits that's kind of a cute idea I guess

My wife has a pretty good looking mother, all things considered. Since she's only 60 I'd still tap that if an opertunity for an oyakodon ever came up.
That said, I'd much rather have a shimaidon with my sister in-law.

>>82503694
>you can marry a moid and he'll still want to fuck your family
Kill. All. Moids.
Total moid death.
Spare not a single one.

>>82503722
What even makes you think all males would want that? I had chances to hook up and I declined because I don't want meaningless sex. Why would you lump me in with them? A lot of guys wouldn't want that either.

>>82503755
Nah. You'd fuck your girl's mom or sis.
Every guy would.

I did. She makes it very clear, through her actions, that her daughter is her number one priority no matter what. At best you'll be second place, but more likely than not she's also taking care of her parents, siblings, etc. all of which who come before you. Also, if she can even have kids, she probably doesn't want anymore. Baby daddy is also probably in her life still. Basically you're just a part time bootycall and she calls you to fuck every now and then

>>82503546 (OP)
Only Chads are able to fuck their partner's family members.

>>82503546 (OP)
I dated an older lady, who basically strung me along to marry her autistic daughter (my age).

>>82503546 (OP)
>mature single mother
sure
>succesful
heh

I don't think those exist irl, nonny

>>82504153
sounds perfect, what was the catch

>>82504198
An autist wife

>>82504216
yeah yeah I got that but what was the catch

>>82503885
>You'd fuck your girl's mom or sis.
I only want one person in my life.

>>82504216
how autistic are we talking here

>>82503722
Calm down zister you got some skeletons in your closet that would piss us off

>>82504224
>>82504228
Really, like needs taking care of.

>>82504216
but was she qt?

>>82504251
oh...yeah that's not ideal. an autistic quirk chungus is one thing but that is another

>>82503885
>tfw I will never date a girl and one by one seduce her mother, aunts, sisters, and cousins and have various group sex pairings with them

>>82504265
Yeah. Not like a potato, but definitely mid-low functioning and incapable of independence.

>>82504254
She's pretty like her mother, but it doesn't make up for the difficulty otherwise. I mean I care about her but she's a handful. Her mom to help is a big ease but the fact of needing that is worrying.

>>82504153
So do you get to fuck both?

>>82503546 (OP)
I was talking to a 45 yr old mother and she kept talking about her 21 yr old daughter and showing me photos of her. Even though she has two other kids. I'm like are you saying theres a two for one deal?

>>82504313
I do get to, yes. Not trying to act like it's some totally awful situation I regret, just that there was a pretty big drawback with it.

>>82504379
Yeah I get what you mean. Still must be weird though. Does the mum even like you? Does the daughter even know what's going on?

>>82504438
We've been together for some years now so we've gotten used to the dynamic. And honestly it's not like I got some harem tapping them both regularly. It's mostly just me and the wife (daughter), and then on occasion me and her mom fool around sometimes.

But yes, me and the mom get along. She likes me but we're more friends now than romantic partners. As for how much the wife knows, it depends what you mean.

>>82504341
She looks like a villain designed by a Japanese dev for a game set in America

>>82504341
>>82503546 (OP)
>>82504153
Mothers whoring out their daughters for suitors is a timeless tradition

>>82504921
why would they do this though? surely they can just find a guy for their daughter to date right

>>82504995
As always im here to remind you that some moms whores out their daughters and some dont

>>82504483
>We've been together for some years now so we've gotten used to the dynamic. And honestly it's not like I got some harem tapping them both regularly. It's mostly just me and the wife (daughter), and then on occasion me and her mom fool around sometimes.

>>82503546 (OP)
>why not just date a successful, mature, single mother with a cute daughter?
I dont have a house (yet).

>>82505010
ok but why would ANY mother whore her daughter out

>>82505144
>ok but why would ANY mother whore her daughter out
its incentive for the guy to hang around even though shes an older single mother with baggage

>>82505144
Cunny is a great motivator to stay with a single mom

>>82503546 (OP)
those are trannies you disgusting fuck

>>82503546 (OP)
>allowing your prepubescent daughter to wear a bikini

>>82505402
nigga have you been to the beach lately? holy shiet girls that age are running around in fucking thongs they're practically naked it's insane

>>82505411
This is true nice dubs
T. Florida man

>>82505415
yeah I visited Miami last winter and every girl who was younger than like 50 was wearing a tiny thong and a lot of the college girls wear wearing next to nothing.

>>82505411
I live next to a small waterpark and the mothers bringing in their young daughters making you think the mom is planning to sign her up for onlyfans tommorow

>>82504341
>14 year old
>her tits are as big as her mother's
How?

>>82503546 (OP)
only if i get to molest the daughter

>>82506561
she drank a lot of milk also some girls just grow tits early do you not remember middle school at all

>>82505411
>>82505415
>>82505429
>>82505466
I hate modern society so much

>>82504341
Michael Jackson? Canada bros, what do we do?

>>82505049
damn wtf bitches will do ANYTHING for chad, incredible

>>82506829
thats just the tip of the iceberg, we've haven't even gone into mother daughter escort teams yet

>>82503546 (OP)
>single mother
No thanks.
>with a cute daughter
Okay I'm listening

>>82507723
I'm going to tribute this for no one.

>>82503546 (OP)
I find it interesting not many want to talk about the shifty things women get up, I guess they are afraid they'll lose pussy access

>>82503546 (OP)
My wife and I like FFM's. Wife's got a touch of the bisexuality. We use an app called Feeld to find girls. The absolute number of sketchy ads where women post photos with themselves and their middle to high school age daughters is fucking insane. I report every last one I come across. For the love of God, ladies... Stop it.

>>82505144
Have you ever met a woman? Specifically a single mother? Many of them have absolutely no limits on their behavior which is how they ended up in that situation in the first place. The calculus for them is all about provisioning and maximizing returns for themselves. If that means they have to turn a blind eye to what their man and their daughter is getting up to, they'll do it as long as the rent gets paid.

>>82504251
does she swallow cum? how often do u fuck her? does taking care of her mean choking her as she begs for cock inside her? how quick does she cum

>>82507587
bro it was an accident, whats wrong with you?

>>82504341
normies will say you should fuck right instead of left

>>82511417
Both is best