Thread 82505672

For whatever reason only women and trannies have even expressed interest in me. I am a woman and not gay. What causes this?

maybe you're too cute for men to approach. like, intimidatingly cute.

well here come the date me posts lol

you smell like lesbian
ive met a few women who just felt lesbian but turns out they were straight

>>82505672 (OP)
Trans commonly date each other. They see you and assume you are transbian like them instead of a ladyboy tranny who wants to get fucked by men.

>>82505672 (OP)
>What causes this?
who cares, show me your tits and vagina

>>82505672 (OP)
You probably should just approach/talk to autistic lonely/quiet/weird men who look like they don't talk to many girls. 9 times out of 10 they'll become into you.

>>82505691
What does lesbian smell like? I'm imagining some form of carpet.

>>82505688
I have been called cute by my female peers over the years but the males i have tried to go for usually ended up scared of me. I generally like smaller reserved guys and back when I was in highschool they would often start speedwalking when they saw me in the hallways
>>82505715
have tried, result documented above

>>82505672 (OP)
Yes. You are right anon. You must silence Ben Shapiro. You must do this. And you will do it.

>>82505672 (OP)
It's your bulge.

it's time to stop begin delusional, troon

They might be an exceptionally manish woman who is misinterpreted because of odd and frightening behavior rather than merely a cross dresser with an enormous wang.

>>82505672 (OP)
You dont cut your hair like a 8yo boy right?

>>82505790
>clarifies the difference between trannies and women
>calls themselves a woman
I dunno anon- it might not be so black-and-white here.

>>82505814
I do not
>>82505776
>>82505790
I am not a transgender, if I was I probably wouldnt have a problem with this as they usually like women, which is why they try to become them

>>82505730
sounds like you're a gronkette, you gotta bonk them cute boys with a club and drag them to your cave

>>82505964
I guess I am into weightlifting so your proposed strategy may be my best bet

>>82505730
>I generally like smaller reserved guys and back when I was in highschool they would often start speedwalking when they saw me in the hallways
looking for men to prey on ;w;
Pretty terrible of you OP

>>82506181
I think it was partially because I was homeschooled for all of middle school then sent back out into highschool with really maladapted social skills and was often a bit too pushy and stalkerish towards males that really werent into me

>>82506196
yeah, guys like that will be skittish and avoid you cause of that

>>82505672 (OP)
>the males i have tried to go for usually ended up scared of me.
what, why?

>>82505907
>I am not a transgender,
It's your bulge. I mean your enormous mondo size clit. That thing is terrific, I mean that literally like it incites untold terror and nightmares when witnessed even briefly. You CONSISTENTLY parade around in those yoga pants MY GOD.

>>82505672 (OP)
I dunno. I have a buddy that's straight and mostly gets approached by other dudes. Do you want to be approached by men? Do you have a moderate autism or dress really weird?

I could approach you if that makes you feel better but we're kinda just people behind screens.

>>82506196
>really maladapted social skills and was often a bit too pushy and stalkerish towards males that really werent into me
I'm here trying to flirt with you by talking about your bulge and all I really want is to be indulged in stories and dreams describing your ideal state, not this blithering nonsense whining and succumbing to fate.

>>82506258
Im not quite sure what you mean by " stories and dreams describing my ideal state".

>>82505672 (OP)
Normalfags read neurodivergence as homosexuality... many such cases

Divulge all the secret details of your bulge, indulge my curiosity while still in college.

>>82506269
>Im not quite sure what you mean by " stories and dreams describing my ideal state".
Try being a bit more positive. Focus on what you want no matter how stupid it is, not on what you dislike but rather what you like. In general people don't like negativity, we're left guessing why nobody likes you. Prove us wrong that you have serious personality issues and gleam about some wishes and hopes and desires.

Stories and dreams describing your ideal state, not this blithering nonsense whining and succumbing to fate. Don't only talk about all those things that you hate. Tell us what you'd love and what you'd think you'd find great.

>>82505672 (OP)
>women>>82505672 (OP)
>trannies>>82505672 (OP)
>interest

>>82506322
>images (1).jpg
why do you have this picture saved multiple times

>>82506332
>why>>82506332
>this>>82506332
>multiple

>>82506322
>>82506332
>>82506334
These are exceptionally homosexual to a degree you'd never see expressed at a pride parade even with a rainbow fireworks display, lasers, rainbow glitter manthongs, cop mustaches and arseless pants.

It's as if someone has concentrated all the homosexuality in a 30+ occupant bathhouse orgy into two posts.

>>82505672 (OP)
Unironically probably just luck and the social circles you spend time in

Hi larping anon. Hope you have a good night!

Romanesco bulge.

The bulge made of bulges of bulges of bulges of bulges of bulges.

>>82506449
>>82506460
do you have schizophrenia? or perhaps some other mental illness of that sort?

>>82506470
No I am merely creative, but, unmotivated to shitpost anything less shitty. Literature is a passive hobby of mine but nothing I've ever studied.

"Is there good in this world? Is it worth fighting for?"

Fighting for good is a mistake, as good does not fight against evil. Good instead overwhelms evil much like light overwhelms shadow.
All good things must one day come to an end, but great evil never disappears from the world. That is why we must never lay down and give up the will to fight. We must stand on guard every day for the one day when our backs are turned and evil sees the chance to strike. Good grows like a spring flower blossoming then wilting, fading and crumbling back to nothing. In order for good to overwhelm evil it requires an abundant variety of good in a potency far beyond what evil could ever hope to bear. Every one of us blooming uniquely, briefly but brilliantly. We're all alone in this together.

>>82506470
>schizophrenia
It's common to misuse this term in common language without being aware of the psychiatric diagnosis or symptomologies associated with the variety of schizophrenic disorders, personality or otherwise.

You probably couldn't follow the connections between my posts or identify that this post >>82505776 included the very same romanesco broccoli sprite overlaid where the penis "bulge" was on the original 4chan screenshot. These shallow references to 4chan memes and self-reference and self-similarity akin to fractals in romanesco broccoli are in fact making a joke indirectly about a homosexual being turned on by another homosexual's bulge, thereby spreading like an unstoppable wave of boner AIDS throughout a large crowd.

>>82506526
no i got your joke you just post like you have some sort of mild derangement

>>82506541
Reading and writing are extremely easy for me and I enjoy them. Most people fucking HATE reading and writing, which I in fact enjoy provoking and inciting by writing excessively more than required.

>>82506541
>mild derangement
I'm at best 129 IQ (measured by a psychologist correctly) so I'm not rare, at least 1/40 or so.

"Normies" who do not enjoy it would certainly find it mildly off-putting. Only those who enjoy it would be in on the joke or be capable of understanding why I'd invest what appears to be so much effort but is actually minimal to zero effort.

YOU MOTHER FUCKER WHERE'S MY PUDDINS
WHERE IS IT
WHERE'S IT AT!?
IF I FIND OUT YOU PUDDIN' MY PUDDINS IN UR MOUTH SO HELP ME CHRIST ALMIGHTY LORD IN HEAVEN'S WRATH BE DELIVERED
I EVEN WRITE "KEY REEEE SUUUU" ON
U NO READED? R U STOOPID?

Look at these fools trapped inside their box unaware of the bounds and limitations of their own world, their reality. Have they even stopped to imagine us gazing upon them from outside the screen free of those bounds? By the way that Makise brand pudding was delicious.

KEEEEEEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SUUUUUUUUU ANGRY

>>82506322
>>82506332
>>82506334
Why does gay porn cause a visceral disgust in me yet I self insert as the girl in porn

>>82506709
what is your age/height/weight my favourite little lunatic

>>82506776
old/tall/thin

>>82505672 (OP)
Only black guys approach me so I started dieting. I figure when they stop I'll have lost enough