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Anonymous No.82506111 >>82506167 >>82506241 >>82506261 >>82506303 >>82506358 >>82506385 >>82506523 >>82506641 >>82506836
Have you tried jestermaxxing ?
Anonymous No.82506118 >>82506134 >>82506175 >>82506525
If anyone ever sees me act like that in public you have my full lifelong consent to shoot me right in the head.
Anonymous No.82506134
>>82506118
I bet he crop dusted those women
Anonymous No.82506138 >>82506157
Based McLovin
Anonymous No.82506157
>>82506138
In this moment he was thinking inside of his head "god i hate women"
Anonymous No.82506167
>>82506111 (OP)
Look at all the girls he got attention from
Anonymous No.82506175 >>82506207 >>82506380
>>82506118
>awkward nerdy kid out having the time of his life
>you: i would never hurr be de burr burr burr shoot me in the face burr be durr
Nobody wants to see you in public at all. Stay inside in your fatty chair and keep judging people who are actually doing something with the gift of life, everyone here believes you are so cool.
Anonymous No.82506207
>>82506175
Im level 75 on lineage 2
Anonymous No.82506241 >>82507235
>>82506111 (OP)
if that guy really has the confidence he's projecting in that video he'll clean up anyway yeah I've tried but women don't really get my brand of comedy and would in fact prefer it if I didn't speak at all so now I'm lifting heavy and gruntmaxxing so that maybe I can find a gal who just wants a walking slab of meat
Anonymous No.82506249
>acting like a jiving nigger is popular with girls
Anonymous No.82506261 >>82506521
>>82506111 (OP)
Yes, I'm hilarious
But that just makes me an awesome +1
>omg anon you HAVE to come with me to [place] it would be SO boring without you!
It never led to fucking a girl, because I guess my humor disqualifies me as a sexual candidate
So I save it for my actual friends and shut up with women I'm actually interested in, which works. But I hate that I can't be myself around them
Anonymous No.82506303
>>82506111 (OP)
DBDR did a video about his jester phase. I related it to it a lot. I'm a recovering jester, sometimes I get the impression other guys are too.
Anonymous No.82506358
>>82506111 (OP)
>dancing is being a jester now
So this is what we're reduced to?
Anonymous No.82506380
>>82506175
Found the dancey dancey pancake bitch
Anonymous No.82506385 >>82506504 >>82506513 >>82506525
>>82506111 (OP)
do those girls think he's charming or are they laughing at him?
Anonymous No.82506504
>>82506385
Yes girls love gay guys who knows how to move it move it.
Anonymous No.82506513
>>82506385
take a wild fuckin guess
Anonymous No.82506521 >>82506763
>>82506261
yeah suppressing your personality doesn't work out long term
Anonymous No.82506523
>>82506111 (OP)
>he thinks this is jestermaxxing

yeah ur lowiqmaxxing 4sure
Anonymous No.82506525
>>82506385
I'm sure this kid has a girlfriend because even if 99% of girls find it cringe having the self-confidence to be silly in public will still get you laid.

>>82506118
this robot is definitely a virgin though
Anonymous No.82506534
I've tried jestering but normies think it's cringe... one time a foid was like "anon has jokes" basically telling me I'm not funny
Anonymous No.82506641
>>82506111 (OP)
>Have you tried jestermaxxing ?
I have dabbled in it infront a certain group of girls I sew in the smoking area of my base when I was in service. Things like going on one knee and offering a Macdonalds' free big mac coin (that was a big coin made of metal and was given at the Macdees I was visiting on ordering a big mac meal) and going "you, me, candles and a big mac, what do you say?"; And stupid stuff like that, to practice confidance as I had social anxiety and were unable to talk to girls. It got a wide range of reactions from laughs to disgust, depending on the girl and wether she was a stuck-up bitch or not. In the end I did fuck one of them eventually, though, so I must have been doing something right.
Anonymous No.82506763
>>82506521
Also true
I'm now just a bitter misogynist that gets laid occasionally
Anonymous No.82506836
>>82506111 (OP)
it only works when you perform 24/7
it only works if you never relax ever
this is the reason why medians have such a higher suicide rate and rug addictions

Captcha: how her pussy wets the moment you get out of character to rest even for a second, showing that you are a human being and not a fictional character
Anonymous No.82507235
>>82506241
maybe your sense of humor is that of a gay man
Anonymous No.82507253
Not gonna be your fool