Thread 82508832

Good morning, sir. Your government mandated girlfriend had arrived.

>>82508832 (OP)
I would actually accept. She might be a bit chubby, but I'll still love her for who she is. Thanks Mr. Government.

Eh, could have gotten much, much worse. Kinda unfortunate we only have 5 more years before she's guaranteed to start popping out autist babies, but I'll make do.

>>82508832 (OP)
Government mandated? Better put a baby in her asap before she turns into a childless wine aunt type.

>>82508843
She's not a bit chubby she is morbidly obese and if you're gonna lie about it you're our enemy I'm tired of seeing obese twats with fit boyfriends

>>82508832 (OP)
not bad for a white woman but i STRONGLY prefer asian

>>82508832 (OP)
PLEASE!!! SOMEONE KILL THAT THING!!!!

>>82508832 (OP)
wishful thinking, it's one of these

>>82508832 (OP)
Cute face, why the hell did she get so outta shape

>>82509031
life of junk food and scrolling her phone in between getting pumped and dumped by tinder chad lites

>>82508832 (OP)
Yes I'd like to file a complaint. I've already located the forms, in the back of the dusty cabinet in the cobwebbed room with the lamp out yes.
>So what's your complaint?
My waifu has arrived already pregnant.

>>82508832 (OP)
8000+ updates and almost 6000 comments.
Female loneliness is a myth.

>>82509453
>it's all downhill for women after thirt- ACK!

>>82508832 (OP)
these are the type of females who libel you incel btw

isn't this a solved problem with ozempic?
sounds like a sound strategy. get a landwhale to fall in love with you, and then make her take it so she becomes nice and slim.

>>82509479
you are delusional if you think she will stay with you after that

>>82508949
She's still cute. I guess we are enemies now.

>>82509472
well, she is 35, obese, and a single mom and still can and does have more sex than I do, so it really isn't like she is wrong. There's over 5000 replies to her post and they are all probably from desperate men trying to get attention from her. Women ever dropping in sexual market value is cope.

>>82509479
ozempic doesnt reverse aging and her eggs are long depleted already
>>82509481
good point

>>82509486
Misread the no kids part but she is still old and obese.

>>82509486
fucking grim
especially because some foids will see this, realize she is still getting bombarded with attention and they will decide to keep their disgusting unhealthy lifestyles knowing they will always be desirable even if they are sub3 in looks

brutal

>>82508863
>guaranteed
Not even, there is a higher risk with older sperm and younger wife vs just a normal 40 year old woman having a kid google it

>>82509501
I gave up because of this realization. It's the same as working. Like you can work your entire life and maybe make a miniscule crumb of what some person who never lifted their finger in their life makes. How the fuck are you supposed to look at this shit and think "yea, I wanna participate in this!". I dont understand how normalfaggots do it.

>>82508832 (OP)
oh thank god now sit over here and watch me play tropico for eighteen hours. don't talk to or look at me.

>>82509526
I totally get you anon
like I don't condone rotmaxxing personally but I would never neetshame or mstowshame people who do it
like
work
work for what?
for this infertile abomination to suck you off once in a while
so fucking brutal man

Maybe she has a nice personality.

>>82508832 (OP)
>almost every single highly upvoted post on that sub is a woman obviously advertising her onlyfans
I really really really cant fucking stand internet whores

>>82508832 (OP)
>Good morning, sir. Your government mandated girlfriend had arrived.
imagine how many gym guys and niggers came over for a plap

>>82508832 (OP)
I say this in the nicest way possible, ma'am. Please, lose the fupa in the front. You'd be doing yourself a favor.

>>82508832 (OP)
>workout pants at home
>clearly doesn't workout
that would be my roast but she seems like a decent person otherwise