Thread 82509637

fried edition

soggy >>82490020

First for soggy biscuit with /r9gay/

second for only if i get first bite!
>>82509777
nice trips btw!

>>82509637 (OP)
my worst case nightmare scenario is getting a bf and having an amazing fucking time with him only for me to find out one day that he's a troon with agp.

uhhhh NIGGA I'm going to CUM !!!!

>>82509637 (OP)
>fried chicken
hey! I just made that yesterday. Yummy

>>82509882
they're making a fourth game.

maybe i should go back to taking drugs everyday after all...

>>82509777
trips of truth....
so when is it gonna happen?

>captcha H000P

These threads are creepy and sad. Stop making them.

>>82509951
I'd ask a question about one thing but this isn't drugfeel so out of respect for this general I won't
but damn it'd love a bf like that.. cuddling on psychedelics must be awesome.

>>82509637 (OP)
>fried edition
Anon...

Morriessey is a nigger. I do not like his music.

>>82509964
I'm a creepy and sad feller.

>>82509964
You being creepy is making me sad, please stop.

>>82509951
i wish i could take drugs everyday....
>>82509969
>tfw no psychonaut bf who i can have bad trips with

What's a good face moisturizer to use?

>>82510158
baby foreskin cream

>>82510158
If your skin is normal you're pretty much good using anything. A heavier moisturiser might make your face look shiny though.

>>82509852
But what if she made you the best fried chicken you ever tasted

>>82510204
I don't like fried chicken so I'd beat his ass.

>>82510237
You aren't a vegan by any chance are you?

>>82510294
If I say yes will you give me very eager & passionate head?

what if i actually took my meds instead of just lying about it

but i don't like it, it makes me feel fake

>>82509980
I am ambivalent on veganism (mostly because I don't want to think about the horrors of the meat industry) but I must say that Meat is Murder is probably one of the best albums ever. If not the best.

>>82509852
just make sure they're older than 25 and chances are those dreams are dead. in my thirties and all my trooning out dreams are dead in the water. well they always kind of were because i'm 5'10" and have always been extremely masculine. if i would have made a good tranny i would have trooned out ages ago but i'm not delusional enough to deny how i look.

>>82511794
Same, except i only wanted to be a femboy but knew i couldnt. Only in my mid 20s rn but i know it's impossible and im fine with that now.

Every day I open up Xitter and see thousands of gay guys thirsting over men who are my looksmatches. And yet whenever I try to talk to men IRL I am treated as an ugly weird freak. Why is this? Is it my normie-repelling autism?

>>82511893
yeah i was 5'10" and looked like an adult male by 15, puberty hit my dad early and fast too so probably his genetics. unironically i probably would look good if i lifted because i have a good frame. i'm just lazy and can only stomach regular cardio. the potential to be a feminine male was just never there for me genetically either. you can't force the femboy look if you're masculine since you just end up looking like a gross fag.

>>82511896
If the angle and lighting of this pic were different I'm sure you could make him look like a freak too.

>>82511929
Yeah i never had the face or hair for it. Built more like a linemen which is fine. Ive always been stronger than my friends but at times i wanted to be a more feminine guy. I go back and forth with what i want, chad or twink.

>>82511896
Maybe its because of how you talk

>>82512167
I don't say looksmaxx irl

My ideal boyfriend is my five year old self

Creepy ass thread

Mahouteq! Is a silly visual novel anime-ish game made in Ms paint and it barely qualifies as a game in my book but the story is so enjoyable I didn't care. Adorable derpy graphics and some sick music as well.
Slip n slime is mechanically and visually the best sokoban puzzle game I ever seen. I still have many levels to beat tho.

Why is it 90 degrees if September? Fucking hell bring on fall already.

>>82512857
Looked it up and there are a billion games exactly like this on itch io

>>82512874
do you live in fucking africa or something??

>>82512891
No just the midwest which is currently having a heatwave

>>82512909
praying for you bud. i have been in weather that hot literally only once in my whole life.

>>82512874
Everyday I'm so blessed to be a eurofag because god it's been so cold. We're actually so back it's not over just yet. Also I'm having a bottle of wine because my work has annoyed me and I'm finally off of work.

>shitty indie pixel visual novel game mentioned
Going to use this opportunity to plug my favorite shitty pixel indie storygame gamedev because I find his shit to be incredibly charming and want more people to know of him.
https://fileto.itch.io/

Im on my third run through now. Got "cursed" by some weird spirit i found and i now everytime i hit 30 years old i get popped into a new existence as a 13 year old. Really sucks with growing pains as it takes around a month for all the new memories to soak in. Old life just pops out of existence it seems, or im in an alternate universe, cant really tell. I got a few more years before the next one i think. Its supposed to end at some point but not really sure when. Maybe ill roll a twink again, that would be cool.

I want fast food again so bad, but I have a fridge full of stuff to eat and things going bad in a couple days but the pull of the laziness is strong.

>>82511896
>whenever I try to talk to men IRL
Stop lying, you never tried that. You need to try harder

>go outside
>see a cute guy
>think about talking to him
>imagine the look of utter disgust that will spread across his face when he sees an anorexic 5'9"let try to speak to him
>don't say anything
>he leaves
>never see him again
>go home
>kill myself

>>82513329
Approaching people like that is hard. Eye contact is key, it's how flirting starts. Make eye contact, look away. Then look again. If your eyes lock for a few seconds, it's game on.
You know someone designed a tool with you in mind, made specifically to bypass the awkwardness inherent to real life flirting. A tool that lets you flirt from a safe comfortable distance, and let's you know if they're into you before you make the first move

i'm going to be a really annoying retard for one time and one time only and put my disc server in here and probably get cucked by jannies but this is My one time doing it. If i do it again you may shoot me down and murder me IRL
disc0rd.gg/twinkie

>>82513450
You have all the motivation in the world to try flirting with these anonymous strangers over and over again
But you never have the courage yo do the same fucking thing to gay people who live near you. I'll never be okay with such discrepancy

Jonah supposedly has a bf, so why is he talking to other gay men over the internet? Does his bf know?

Didn't Jonah get a hinge bf? Or was that a meme

>>82513492
I don't flirt online, point blank. That's not me, I came on here looking for friends with the tripfag, kept it since because it's just been there, why part?
>>82513512
This isn't supposedly, I've talked about it and still do when it comes up. He's aware of all of my activity online and knows of my trip.
>>82513517
Not a meme

>>82513524
Not about you, cheating slut. My comment was addressed at every other gincel in this board

>>82513585
My bad, I got tagged. But also, I don't cheat.

>>82513450
do you post hole there?

>>82513839
No, I don't post nudes at all.

>>82513653
Is your bf just another e bf online fling?

>>82513869
No, he's not. I don't do 'online flings'

>>82513848
what is the point of that shithole than?

worst fucking part about having an oneitis is them being a cute twink and you having no history of sexual attraction to the same sex before. i still don't want to fuck guys but he actually looks way more feminine and cute and is funnier and well-opinionated than actual women in this place and if i ever tried to confess i would basically ruin my life and be known as an homo forever
putting that aside i doubt he even shares the same feeling seeing as i am a gigasperg brownoid with a gamer physique, our relationship isn't bad but i think it's just at the level of a regular friend but we've done some stuff together
what the fuck do i even do? do i try to pursue or just accept that it's another lost opportunity? there's only one schoolyear before i have to choose some branch to follow for the remainder of school and we lose contact forever, i really want to make something out of this but the stakes are just incredibly mortal. im gonna need some advice here

>>82513879
>came here looking for it
Go be with your bf then, silly.

>>82513906
I want friends. I want people to talk to and laugh with. Like I said, only time I'm posting it.
>>82513918
Came here looking for what? I came here before I met him looking for friends nigga

>>82513916
closeted gays are so boring

>>82513930
im not a full-blown fag, but he is just too cute to ignore and the loneliness is starting to get to me

>>82513927
>want friends. I want people to talk to and laugh
Hard to believe you actually have a bf in real life if you have to resort to anonymous forums in search of that

>>82513949
Yawn, like I said: boring

>>82513916
>i really want to make something out of this but the stakes are just incredibly mortal
first, find his orientation. you can ask if he's into dudes or girls in normal conversation.
if he's gay, then just start with incremental flatteries. see if he accepts them and if he reciprocates at all. unless they're mega autistic, a lack of reciprocation is a clear sign they probably aren't interested in that kind of relationship with you.

>>82513999
I do, but it doesnt mean that I'm with him constantly.

>>82514110
It's not just that. People who have to resort to anonymous forums for friendship are not the same type of people who have a bf in real life. I'm pretty sure you're just bullshitting but I don't care that much so don't bother

>>82514110
proofs? proofs?

>Friend thats like a little sister to me wants to set me up with a girl.
How do I go about this. Do I play along or just say no. Im still im my confused era btw