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Anonymous No.82509982 >>82509995 >>82509999 >>82510006 >>82510008 >>82510085
My highly logical standards for females
>female
>loves me
>racially White(Northern European) or East Asian(China, Japan, Taiwan, Korea)
>virgin(or a widow, or body count of 2 or lower if they were genuine attempts at romance and they weren't black/brown)
>16 to 45 years old(16 is legal in my state)
>4'11"(150cm) to 6'2"(190cm)
>15% to 25% body fat
>AA to G cup
>short, uncoloured, functional finger/toe nails
>no face or body piercings or gauges
>no tattoos
Anonymous No.82509995
>>82509982 (OP)
>this but I also have to get along with her and she has to want kids
It's never happening though
Anonymous No.82509999 >>82510014
>>82509982 (OP)
standards are so high. my only one is

>male
Anonymous No.82510006
>>82509982 (OP)
shut up you retarded little faggot no one is reading that shit
Anonymous No.82510008
>>82509982 (OP)
Its healthier if they have sex with a couple black boys before its your turn, so she gets it out of her system. Otherwise a girl will start watching bbc hypno and install a dating app and feel pressured to hide the app on her phone. Next thing you know shes going out for a walk or to the store and doesnt invite you along, and she comes back home with little jeromes in her pussy.
Anonymous No.82510014 >>82510035
>>82509999 (checked)
Doubt it. But if true, what are you like?
Anonymous No.82510035 >>82510052
>>82510014
holy fuck i got quads

i dont fit ops standards, thats for sure. at least, im chubby, so too fat. im a khhv and im suicidally depressed and autistic. just want someone to let me love them even if they dont love me back or wont even pretend to love me back. they can be physically deformed, obese, short, cheat on me, idc anymore
Anonymous No.82510052 >>82510092
>>82510035
>chubby
How chubby we talking? Like obese or like... well anything below obese?

I've got suicidal ideations. And the 'tism.

Anyway I don't mind talking if you want a friend but I can't promise it would develop into anything.
Anonymous No.82510085
>>82509982 (OP)
>over 18
>not much older than me
>not fat
>pretty
>fun to be around
>at least half-white
Anonymous No.82510092 >>82510104
>>82510052
definitely not obese, just a little overweight. most people dont even think i am the weight i am because my fat distribution is pretty good too

im all good on that anon, im not really interested in friendships, but thank you tho
Anonymous No.82510104 >>82510136
>>82510092
Up to you, but I think jumping into a relationship without being friends first is a bad idea. If someone isn't willing to be around you without the expectation of romance or sex then they won't stick with you through the bad parts of the relationship. And there will be bad parts.
Anonymous No.82510136 >>82510168
>>82510104
you are right ig. but either way theres gonna be bad times because im willing to date anyone. ive had guys in online relationships ghost me for days to months to cheat, ghost me because im on my period, get angry over me literally speaking at all, i just dont care anymore. ill take any bad parts as long as i can love them
Anonymous No.82510168
>>82510136
I know that you know that's not good for you. I understand being desperate for affection and connection (God knows the things I'd do to be able to hold a woman's hand again) but for your own sake you have to have boundaries and standards.

And again, I'm sure you understand this, but you have to be willing to get better in order to get better. Sinking to the bottom and staying there is how people end up hanging themselves.

I'm more than willing to talk if you want because I hate seeing people that don't deserve it suffer and I know what it's like to feel isolated and to torture yourself. I just can't promise that we'll like each other that way because I think having that expectation is unhealthy. But ultimately thr choice is yours.