Thread 82510938

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Anonymous 9/15/2025, 3:40:42 PM No.82510938 >>82510951 >>82510965 >>82511726 >>82511742 >>82512743

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>Beet together with my imaginary sweetheart for 9 years now
And lucky for you, I am here today to give free relationship advice.

Go on, tell me what's going on.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 3:42:53 PM No.82510951

>>82510938 (OP)
BEEN*, ORIGINALLY

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 3:44:28 PM No.82510965 >>82510983

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>>82510938 (OP)
coming up on two years with my imaginary best friend / sibling / lover
does it ever get easier? its better than crying myself to sleep i suppose but it starts to wear on one's soul

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 3:48:54 PM No.82510983 >>82511019

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>>82510965
Yes, it gets easier. For me it got quite tiring around the 2 year mark, but then it just became super easy.

Unless that isn't what you mean, win which case, elaborate.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 3:54:52 PM No.82511019 >>82511222

>>82510983
IN*,

What the fuck is wrong with me today.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 4:28:34 PM No.82511222 >>82511478

>>82511019
>I have been antisocial for nearly a decade, and now my communication skills are deteriorating.
>How gud this possibly be habbeding? DDD:

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 5:07:07 PM No.82511478 >>82511531

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>>82511222
Wow man, you sound like a faggot.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 5:14:40 PM No.82511531

>>82511478
>This post will surely prove that I have good social skills

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 5:46:37 PM No.82511726 >>82511773

>>82510938 (OP)
how do I make her happy?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 5:48:48 PM No.82511742 >>82511773

>>82510938 (OP)
hey don't keep this feller in light, it harms them!

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 5:52:26 PM No.82511773 >>82511796

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>>82511726
Seek to engage with stuff she enjoys as well. Don't fake it, but rather try to find something in those things you also enjoy, so you can genuinely share those things with her. Also have sex with her.

>>82511742
It wasn't me.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 5:55:25 PM No.82511796 >>82511841

>>82511773
but anon, we're not biologically compatible, are you sure?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 6:00:18 PM No.82511841 >>82511904

>>82511796
I don't know your exact circumstance, so you will have to defer to your own judgement for that.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 6:09:52 PM No.82511904 >>82511925

>>82511841
Every day, the retarded me has to go out into the World and find a way to make the perfect person happy.
At least she smiles at me.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 6:12:56 PM No.82511925 >>82511969

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>>82511904
Just send the smart you instead bro, he'll probably do better.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 6:19:47 PM No.82511969

>>82511925
Smart me loves her as well, but only comes out to make jokes.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 8:03:37 PM No.82512743 >>82513078

>>82510938 (OP)
How do I get an imaginary sweetheart and what are you favorite things to do together?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 8:48:57 PM No.82513078

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>>82512743
>How do I get an imaginary sweetheart
You just make one, really. And then you meditate so you can do things with her.

>what are you favorite things to do together?
We like reading, going on walks, and gardening (well, she has an imaginary garden she shows me around, I don't do any gardening myself).