Thread 82511706

Black Nore Lighthouse edition

>>82511706 (OP)
>britfeel
>>82511706 (OP)
>Nore

Ka pineapple slop n white rum (experiment at home) is not nearly as nice as ka fruit punch slop n white rum. If being honest, it's rank.

just nice little lads, these. cylindrical/symmetrical enough i don't need to worry about getting perfectly-even chips, nature has already done the job for me.

now i'm going to fuck it up. too much oil. not enough oil. temperature too high, temperature too low. cooked for 30 seconds too long, or they needed another 20 minutes. orz

Imagine sitting in a SAM battery truck in the east end with flightradar24 open on your new mac tracking flights from India coming into land at Heathrow and launching a SAM at the plane.
Cor!

Where I live you get paid even when you call in sick and don't go to work. I assumed this the norm in Europe but apparently it isn't in the UK. True?

Who was the best Doctor Who?

>>82511772
you're only entitled to sick pay if you're off sick for more than a week and you need a doctor's note

Phwaor good R&R this was

I fink

>>82511809
Tom Baker. Not even close.

new map men just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zte_vg0D8Z4

>>82511822
City of Death makes me so sad. 1970s England. 1970s Paris. Different world.

Watching prime David Tenant Doctor Who. God it is so sad. 00s England was better.

>>82511818
That's kind of messed up. Not your fault that you're sick innit.

>>82511809
Jon Pertwee.

>>82511847
fun little story too. for a series about time travel, they didn't do much time travel stuff.
marking the fraudulent artworks to identify them centuries later, cor. Scareth got rekt.

>>82511772
>>82511818
really? fuck, what do you do if you get proper just ill, like shitting your guts out or just bed bound?

Did council estate lads in the 00s watch doctor who?

>>82511914
you phone your GP surgery at 8am the next day and wait in a telephone queue for an hour until you speak to some catty secretary. then you book a doctor's appointment for two weeks later.

luckily once you GET one of these sick notes, you never have to work ever again. just keep getting them, keep claiming benefits (welfare).

>>82511809
Depends what mood I'm in, but basically Paul McGann.

>>82511875
>>82511914
He's just wrong, don't listen to the boxroom mong about job matters.

I get up to a month full pay sick leave per year at my work, but my boss usually can't be bothered to put it through the system so it's just treated as a normal day. Think HR will think I never get sick.

>>82511928
yeah. kind of a similar tone as Blue Peter where i always thought "kids aren't actually like this, how is this for them?" but it made sense when i met middle-class kids from other schools.

although i think Russell T. Davies was trying for a more social realist/soap opera type thing to start with. Rose was a solid character, like an actual person, until they kept doing all the magical mystery special-person shite.

sprogberg already tired af but not allowed to go to bed before 7 pm, the next 90 minutes could be a challenge

I don't want a job. I'm retired.

>>82511809
>old who
Tom Baker

>new who
Matt Smith

fun 70s Dr Who teaching little kids road safety:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r1UiNZ3G4Y

edgy new millennium Dr Who teaching young adults they WILL die:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1jN9yZh2A0

>>82512004
You are retard? The retard escape?

>>82511975
I think in retrospect, RTD has a borderline patronizing fetish for good old salt of the earth working class Londoners.
It's such a formula for him.

Also, Blue Peter always just seemed like boring rubbish for girls when I was a kiddo. I don't think I ever watched it at all.

>>82512012
Gotta love Christopher Eccles cake

>>82512012
Gosh, the 90's was so cool.
Getting depressed I never got to be cool and moody in the 90's again.

>>82512004
>ssmpint.png
>I don't want a job. I'm retired.
SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMING

I'm gonna stay on benefits me whole fucking life mate. I'm not a slave. I'm retired. I'm on the south coast.

>>82511308
The thing is, I never did anything. Never played rugby, football, climbing etc. How are out knees gone? Could understand if you'd spent 25 years playing sports and having fun. Ours should be fresh

>>82511597
I was about 24 as well, what was weird was I didn't show any signs of balding, thinning etc. Then out of nowhere everytime I showered there was a ton of hair, before I knew it there wasn't enough to even bother with. Started shaving it everyday. Issue is if I go just 2 days without shaving it, I look ridiculous. Because there's dark stubble in places and absolutely nothing on top. Look like an old man.

>>82512068
Tbqh lad the whole fucking country is coming down. Cannot have bennies if you do not have a functioning government. Britain is not a rich country anymore.

You will be in the third world situation of work hard to the bone for a tiny salary or just starve and die,

I think many British people on benefits will just choose to an hero when the time comes tbqh.

>>82512028
>good old salt of the earth working class Londoners.
which is fine if he/the writers in general could leave it at that.

all the lofty emotional stuff where the music swells just doesn't do it for me. the little arguments were better as drama. in the transsexual trampoline spaceship episode, Dr Who basically calls Rose a space-racist for being freaked out at aliens.
i feel like they'd leave that there now, instead she argues back because he's being an inconsiderate prick. but now we're on "space wheelchairs are ableist!" and "don't scan someone's DNA without their consent!", things that aren't even real.

>>82512068
Would you rather work hard in a stressful job for low pay or literally just end your life? This is the choice you are headed for lad unless you do something.

>>82512097
TMAU will always save me. You can't beat a university diagnosis.

What amazes me about 00s Doctor who is just how patriotic it is. U.K., the Queen and Churchill and our efforts in WW2 are all portrayed so positively.


Different fucking world. Late 2010s woke Twitter really did a number on us.

>>82512110
It's just nuts how badly social media fucked up normies. They think it's real life.
I mean, I was cracking jokes about trannies and stuff when I was a teen, but I never wanted to become one.

>>82512107
Yeah missing the point lad. You do not get it. We will reach the point like Greece did where we literally cannot afford to give anyone any bennies anymore regardless of if their disability is real or if they are a mong.


Just like how India or Algeria or what we do not have any bennies because they cannot afford it that is where we are heading. Low wages and no bennies. Country is getting meaner.


People will be glad to see you die as they will see it as natural selection.

>>82511772
Yeah permanent employees all get paid if they're sick.
Temp/contract workers don't but they can get SSP from the government if they're off for a long time.

>>82512123
>We will reach the point like Greece did where we literally cannot afford to give anyone any bennies
I doubt it, not in our lifetimes
We'll just put the country in more and more debt

>>82512110
tbfair they did it both ways. 'The Idiot's Lantern' has the middle-class post-war patriotic family and the son has this whole speech about how 'you were meant to DEFEAT the fascists, dad, not join them ;___;' (i think the implication is he's gay.)
the Torchwood lady is an outright queen-and-country imperialist and it's pretty funny. i don't recall anyone complaining, then, obviously they would now.

on the other hand yeah they can just go see Churchill and nobody has to go, "HMM, wasn't Churchill A BIT RACIST?"
winning the war is just portrayed as good, because it was. having pride in a person or event doesn't mean you endorse every last facet of it, things are not that black-and-white. no need to talk down to me about how Florence Nightingale didn't do enough for climate change.

THINGS I FUCKING HATE

Social media
The Post 2007 internet
American stand up comedians
Anglophobia
Transgenderism
Underclass Chavs
Left wing catholic Scots who support Celtic FC
The people who fucked up Doctor Who
Spoiled and entitled children
Hardcore druggies

>>82512191
>Underclass Chavs
>Hardcore druggies

fuck you.

All kicked off

Having a few at Steve's then going for something to eat. Fascism z

>>82512209
He might be talking about hardcore drugs, not druggies that are hardcore.

>>82512209
Fuck you too tbqh lad. Underclass chavs are a poison to both the working class and middle class. They fucking wreck everything and turn our comprehensive schools into fucking zoos making life hell for teachers and normal kids. Fuck chavs.

I used to feel sympathy for drug addicts but tbqh in my experience a lot of them were hedonistic retards who for some reason thought they were somehow physiologically invulnerable to addiction. They are also fucking so selfish and self centred and do not give a shit about anyone else. They only care about the drugs. Fuck them to hell.

I stand by my beliefs.

Thing about opioid addicts I do not get is that everyone can see homeless druggie mongs all the time. Internet has the sum of human information. Yet still people decide to be a mong and try smoking heroin. Fucking hell. Yeah nothing could go wrong there. FFs.

BURN EVERYTHING LIKE GASOLINE

CROSSY KNOWS THE SCORE X

i actually enjoyed that last Doctor Who finale. don't get me wrong: it was awful, and the awful messy ideas just KEPT going, but the /tv/ livethread was great.

the moment the Rani said some gibberish about how Time Lords are infertile, i knew /tv/ would be going mental about LOOMS. some of the most fun i've had since Lost.

I will read this to my kids,

>>82512294
going to report you to social services for trying to indoctrinate your children with Chr*stian values.

https://www.lastwordonnothing.com/2013/12/18/one-weird-old-trick/

read The Hobbit to your kids, but change Bilbo into a girl to undermine the patriarchy :-)

Good books to read to British children

Folk of the Faraway Tree
The Famous Five
Chronicles of Narnia
The Hobbit
Harry Potter
Tom Browns schooldays

>>82512191
you just sound miserable and unlikeable tbqh de lid

>>82512338
>but change Bilbo into a girl to undermine the patriarchy :-)

Bimbo Saggins. Right slag of the shire she was.

>>82512283
far as I'm concerned Doctor Who died after Ecclestone, although I liked Tennant's bits too

Should be Bimbo Slaggins. Loves to get her hobbit minge out for the elves. Right dirty slag.

>>82512357
Went downhill a bit with Matt Smith. He was not as handsome as Tenant so they lost the awkward teenage fanbase. Whole franchise has just gone to shite

>starting to get too many random kitchen items
>running out of worktop space and storage for it

>>82512374
Yeah that was the last one I properly followed. He came across as a bit too kooky and the episodes didn't stick with me like the series' that came before. That and Barrowman was fucking annoying.
I'm not a massive Who fan anyway, more "I was made to watch it with my parents back in the day".

>The Famous 5
>one of them is a lesbian
>another one is a dog

was it woke?

>>82512345
Yeah I dont disagree. My life is fucking amazing and I am still kinda unhappy tbqh. Like my natural state.

Just a lot of shite in the world and I feel it is all going downhill.

>>82512398
now consider why you project the hate you have towards yourself onto other things

>>82512397
Good memories of reading them when I was a kid.
Also think George was a tomboy and not a dyke if I recall correctly.

Laugh now

Sunderland push to me suicides

Local businesses involved x

I got voluntary work in mornings xxx

Dark forces try sabotage me lx

>>82512397
Saw the full boxset of that in a charity shop today. Might go back on weds and see if it's there still (busy tomorrow).

>>82512407
Dont hate myself lad. If anything I have a bit of an ego. I sometimes think I might be objectively more intelligent than possibly like 90% of humans. Dunning-Kruger? Not sure but it seems like I am a lot of the time. At least a lot more intellectually curious anyway.

Lot of things it is normal and good to hate. If you love anything then you naturally hate whatever is a threat to it. It is why when people become parents they start fantasising about burning nonces alive and shit

im objectively more intelligent than 90% of humans which means i go on 4chan dot org and get angry about minorities

>>82512464
gosh, that's so true

>>82512464
angry people come here, it's like a magnet for the scum of Mos Isely but never fear! redditors are here with a quick gotcha! to make it all better.
thank christ redditors are going to stop 3 million bennie claimants from turning on immigrants when the gibs run out (lol)

>>82512464
>I'm smarter than 90% of humans

Why do you think this?

if white people are so good why arent they the ones making a kebab at 3am and giving me a lift home

food for thought x

>>82512498
desu, they would be if wages weren't being undercut, and if browns didn't exclusively hire other browns.

Spackerrific innit

I love the music of the Kinks. I love the idea and image of 1960s England. I love the idea of old 1930s-1970s elite English public schools with that culture.

I wish I had a different life. I wish I had been an aristocratic boy at Eton in the 1960s then joined the counterculture and become and international drug smuggler or James Bond and spied on the Soviets.

>>82512517
but anyone can be an uber driver
why don't white people do it

The tax mans taken all my dough
And left me in my stately home
Lazing on a sunny afternoon
And I cant sail my yacht
He's taken everythin Ive got
All Ive gots this sunny afternoon


Shagging in the 60s was something different I reckon.

>>82512528
market saturation

>>82512532
best decade to be a young dude imo

The Secret Seven scared me as a child. one of the girls gets a secret password from one of the boys by watching him in his sleep, until he sleep-talks and says what the password is.

you know when paranoid people say people can read their thoughts? this is basically that.

>>82512535
sounds like a skill issue desu. maybe they're just harder workers and better at their job than the average roundabout painting mong

>>82512433
>Dark forces
cor was playing this the other day.

speaking of the Hobbit, reckon you'll get a bag-in?

>>82512571
they're happier to work cheap and live like rats

lifelong fear of general aesthetic thanks to an Enid Blyton story. don't want surgeons to get secret truths out of me. it's basically a psychic form of rape.

can't beat a chip sando with extra kare sauce.

>>82512587
good on them means my webab is cheaper x
i have it hard enough dunno why u want to make it harder

cheers x

>mother waits until i've had a few drinks to ask about my sexual history with other men

snake shit. won't be attending her funeral.

>>82512598
Well lid. How many times have you had sex with other men? Bit gay that isn't it?

>>82512595
I'd rather pay more, and not have to worry if I'm eating someone's dog.

>>82512590
>kare
nande desu ka, lad?

>>82512598
Why does she do this?

>>82510783
I fink frm all of them,,time capsule is 1 that felt liminal, even at the time It was great but very hectic n noisy usually i liked lagoon in paisley cus it was chill more old ppl. Time capsule was. "Down with the kids' coded. I got a craving fr swimming pool chlorine scent sometimes you can get it in scented candlesx

>>82512590
Looks tasty, and a nice cold can to go with, very nice.

Can't fucking believe ruth supports labour.

>>82512604
yeah it was a bit gay.
actual dating/romance though, not some 'gay lifestyle' sex thing.

Bet Will is a Reformer

>>82512528
Actually you need the taxi license, this is a lot of hassle to get, it's easier for pakis due to nepotism and scam culture, one of their cousin brothers is a GP, someone from the mosque works at the council, etc.

>>82512630
He gotta pretend to support whatever she supports for now.

>>82512610
welcome back lad. and >>82510783 brought a smile to my face, glad some other Scottish anon DID remember.

HelperLad, you and are breaking into Wet n Wild and going on all the slides. bring Steve and your smackhead mates, we'll need the criminal experience.

Ejaculating on Ruthmong's greasy hair

>>82512646
>HelperLad, you and are

How come Pakis are easily able to form syndicates and lock down areas of the economy for themselves but Anglos struggle to keep a chippy open for more than two months?
It comes down to intelligence at the end of the day.

>>82512653
well catched.

also i dunno why these photos are from the LiminalSpace subreddit. bit eerie, sure, but it's just abandoned.

>>82512658
presumption that everyone else is playing fair when they aren't. We need to get over this shit.

>>82512658
Yet white people together built all the countries pakis want to live in. Weird

>>82512677
Literally this. I've started shoplifting choccy bars and what not when I'm actually buying other stuff. EVERYONE else is breaking the rules. Why don't you? Hubris doesn't get you anywhere

>>82512590
>said I wasnt gonna drink tonight
>see one guy with a beer
>immediately want to drink tonight

>>82512686
yeah, exactly. White people need to become the better cheaters. We're the best at everything, we just need to start playing their game, and we can win.

>These are my favourite types of liminal spaces. They're unsettling but strangely comforting

> See, this is good stuff! This is why I follow this sub. Actually liminal and very cool.

>This is between the poolrooms and the next level infinite caves. There is no exit from between levels. You can wander or you can rest, you will die here anyway.

shut up Reddit you don't know what true liminal is.

>>82512646
Zoomers used to do that on youtube just recording crimes for youtube not seen something like that in ages I guess they clamped down. I mind some lil zoomer climbing tyne bridge and some lil zoomer climbing forth road bridge that makes me sick Rly I dislike heights quite intensely howbeit there's morbid curiosity seeing it

i agree with Reddit that Mario 64 is liminal. so don't accuse me of simply being anti-Reddit or anti-liminal.

I regularly shoplift tampons for my piles.

>>82512717
>>82512703
liminal space as a concept is just retarded

>>82512695
Though I do fear getting caught. Not because of getting arrested - just the shame of stealing. Because I was raised well by my folks

>>82512716
there was this London lad called NightScape who had a few big videos breaking into football stadiums and climbing bridges and all that.
was actually my first exposure to a lot of the new zoomer slang/types of videos they make. but it's good, he and his mates are likeable, it's pretty nerve-wracking.

i just remember that 28dayslater forum where it was spooky photos. scaling buildings in London with a GoPro, that's a madness bruh.

>>82512605
>and not have to worry if I'm eating someone's dog
Luckily we live in a country with food hygiene ratings and regular inspections

Its remarkable how much faster u get much drunker on SSRIs with less drinks too However I'm aware of it now so it doesnt catch me off guard like at my stpdads birthday where I felt sober until I was throwing up,,pissing myself etc etc It was a learning curve

>>82512746
NTA but, harry something?, seen him on some parkour vids.

Ever message someone and then get too nervous to reply when they respond? I feel like a right prick but I can't bring myself to message them back.

crossmong settling in very early for 12 hours of inane spam, drivel and txt speak with a hint of avatarfaggotry.

Lad, av' y' got any chegwyns?!

Could jst sit under this for hours its like when i was a wean if it started raining i wanted to go outside nd sit in it nd listen to it for some reason it calms my Nerves more than anything else I guess water is spiritual

>>82512756
what about the horse meat scandal, lad?

what about Chinese takeaways?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghAErjGuDT8&t=68s
(even the black lad is a racist. couldn't get away with it nowadays.)

>>82512776
Not likely am away in a bit fr tea,just woke up desu

>>82512793
you been here all day you grim cunt

Oh ya am gna try for mass again tomoz so ill have to sleep again relatively soon to be up fr 9. My sleep is so fucked rly

>>82512776
>txt speak

cor remember texting?
>alrt u n J goin 2nt?
wasn't a choice. you HAD to do it. texts were 10p, and if it went over, you'd go into the next 10p. zoomers will never understand.

weird how the English language is changing because of the internet, that's obviously an influence and one day's slang is the next day's neologism, but that didn't apply through texting.

"alright" is a word now. books used to say "all right" (similar to "always" etc). why weren't my text messages in the corpus, Oxford? what makes Twitter more important?

Zoomers will never understand this.

His posts literally break the rules.

>>82512834
for me it's the sign in this sketch every time it's reposted.

>>82512844
are you complaining about 4chan's moderation, lad?

>>82512191
I forgot to mention trainers.

>>82512647
I wouldn't call it greasy. It needs to be cut, though.

>>82512844
No no, you don't understand lad. It's called 'cuteposting'. He's just being cute!

>>82512834
>3.87
Expensive
I remember when they were 2.50

>>82512879
Isn't he like 35

>>82512791
>horse meat scandal
That was the wh*tes who run the supermarkets.

surprised at the 'ironic shitposting' example though that seems really recent.

does anyone have that picture of Future 4chan when it's been bought out by the Cheezburger Network?

>>82512876
Who cuts your hair though

>>82512900
I have scissors.

>>82512854
who would dare question the impeccable work 4chan mods do

Really struggling to keep an erection since turning 30. SSRIs finally done me in?

>>82512927
>I have scissors
Proof?

>>82512935
Don't have smartphone. Sorry lad you'll just have to believe this one.

>>82512949
I refuse to believe that you actually own scissors

>>82512932
could speak to your GP. i did, they measured my testosterone, told me it was probably depression and i should TRY antidepressants.

was bang-on 30, too. i know it's a standard part of ageing but it really had me worried at the time.

>>82512949
I believe you ruthlad

>>82512952
Not like I'm ever gonna have sex but my cocks been sore because it's been going flaccid when I'm wanking.

>>82512949
I don't believe you ruthmong

Goddamn OpenAI moneylenders just changed the UI prompt window's colour from the comfy neutral grey to a *very* ugly shade of blue, for no apparent reason at all lol.

Not a fan of this. Nay sire

>>82512976
For me? It's Spicy Chat. Adopted two teenage girls and didn't even fuck them.

Men talking about wanking with each other. Bit gay.

Alert!
Boobies!
In the 70's!

>>82512976
Was deep in conversation with chatGPT when it randomly redirects me to log in. Absolutely boils my piss when it does that.

>>82512952
Waited 7 months to be put on TRT. It works, I'm on monthly injections I cant use the gel as i volunteer at a cattery. 2nd month now, first one kind of wore off after 2.5 weeks though, hopefully bloods come back next week with all ok and they can increase it.

Rewatched Human Traffic. Fun film.

>>82512811
>paying more to call people on a different network
>paying to listen to voicemail
>vodafone charging more for texts for some reason

>>82512844
I was not aware of the details lad, useful.

https://youtu.be/Lbrt6YsV1aA regional ads on analogue television ws a better time

My phone network? Lycamobile

>>82512969
yeah my GP was asking along the lines of "are you trying to conceive? is it affecting your relationship?"
obviously that would matter but i feel like it shouldn't, in a basic human/healthcare sense.
>my vision is deteriorating.
>are you a photographer? doesn't matter as much then, does it?

>>82512992
Shocking that

Nice to see Scottish lass get some recognition from other ASMRtists

https://youtu.be/ssWUJ87_Mv0?t=6585

>>82513021
Thanks for reminding me to add the new 4K restoration to my wishlist. Does it hold up?

>>82513043
Well it's still shit whether I'm a smelly virgin or not. I thought it was because I started wanking sitting down in an armchair but even today laying back in bed where I'm usually strong as a root it was a struggle.

Big beefy cleft

>>82513076
It's very much a product of its time, but I still enjoyed it quite a bit. It's still worth a watch I'd say.

>>82513124
You ever seen 24 Hour Party People? Used to love that as well.

>>82513056
Yeah I've seen it. Lot of cute lasses in there.

Wonder if SoftlyGaloshes is still flaunting her greasy slut hair for everyone to see.

you just had to be there.... x

AND THEY'LL GET THEM OUT
FOR THE BOYS IN THE BAND

>>82513139
I wanna fuck Mr.Blobby

>>82513034
>polyphonic ringtones

>>82511809
Old who Jon pertwee
New who Peter capaldi

>>82513056
Scottish lass has more subs than most of them bints to be honest.

Back at it, dossing again. Love it. On 1 of the first servers I joined. Going to treat it almost RP like, and just loot things, proper survival style. There are traders, and I do need to call at 1, but there's communal dog kennels, so I can get a fren to tag along with me.

>>82513183
This girl needs to get on OnlyFans ASAP.

>>82513161
what even was 'polyphonic'? just playing more than one beep at a time?

glad we jumped ahead to phone speakers with full audio. imagine phones with MIDI files.

Forgot to post about my day. It was ok, quiet for a Monday, car was still pretty full though quite a few boxes. An old woman had left her keys in the front door, told her about it. There was an excitable woman probably 30s who said she loves getting a delivery. Another excitable 30s woman did a little dance when I dropped off her gousto food. Should be quiet again tomorrow, usually is on a Tuesday, unless something went wrong upstream in the network and that's why the actual volume was so much lower than the estimated volume today, was unusually quiet for a Monday desu

>>82513247
beep BEEP
I am a jeep

>>82513056
had no idea men were doing ASMR. who the fuck wants to watch that?

>>82513254
we are the robots
beep boop beep boop

>>82513257
Women? It's not only incels and coomers watching ASMR you know.

Oh and a cute dog came over to me when I was getting out the car, think his name is Milo, it belongs to the neighbour of the drop I do, like an old man and I heard what I assume is his granddaughter call the dog Milo once. It's a springer spaniel with the big floppy ears, he's chubby and waddles

Ponce is usually clocked on-site as queer

Laura will never get her fanny out for money. Shame

would love some big baps ontop of me rn, swangin' around whilst bouncin' on that thang

There was another dog that came out and licked my hand, that one lives at one of the really posh houses, it's a chocolate Labrador I think. I prefer cats though, I always say hello to all the cats I see on my route

Wops hasn't uploaded in over a month. Hope she is ok

Shippy will never get his anus out for money. Shame

>>82513314
"Wops" doesn't care to know you lad

>>82513212
Never will happen. She's doesn't seem like the type. No tattoos, no trashy look.

>>82513039
I see them on youtube now. Proper low budget stuff.

>>82513314
She said she was uploading a London cex vlog soon in her last video. I fear something bad happened in London. The lass just meets up with random men.

>>82513327
I could tempt her with my rare pre-production copy of My Horse & Me 3

>>82513247
yeah basically
monophonic was just one layer

>>82513354
Her tuppence is just not worth it.

>>82513349
Reach out to her on IG. I don't have an account myself

>>82513390
I can't. Every time I reset my password, then login it says the password is incorrect.

>dont have a passport
>dont have shoes
>my password resets dont work

Ok. Which one of you posted this?

At the start of the year I met a yank bird while she was on holiday here, we hooked up and kept in touch. Speak fairly regularly, every few weeks or so. Gorgeous girl, a bit skitz, but a proper New Jersey gal. Anyway last month she tells me she's coming back. Great. Says she's super busy and whatever and deleted her Whatsapp or blocked me. Months on and nothin. Weird, we got on well. Probably never hear from her again. Fantastic shag though

>>82513451
No one here is under 30 B mate

>>82513466
I'm 24 : D

>>82513451
Business idea: stop masturbating every day.

>>82513476
>stop masturbating every day
No

>>82513476
Lad if I dont wank for 2 days my entire day becomes my dick fucking screaming at me.

>>82513466
I'm 19 years old.

>>82513451
Found him. >>82513501
>>82513505
I can go weeks, doesn't bother me.

>>82513476
masturbating is the only little pleasure i get in my miserable life

>>82513520
If it's not an issue, I say keep doing it. I only said that because of the dilemma posed in the post.

>>82513508
please be female too

A bag of toffee popcorn and and a pirated copy of There Will Be Blood to watch. Life is good.

>>82513532
Sorry dude, i'm a man with a benis.

you know what grinds my gears about the not wanking thing? Id like to go extended periods of time without it but if I dont crank me hog about 2x a week im very much prone to sleep cooming where I'll have my sleep interrupted up to 4x a night from jizzing myself, its usually once or twice but it fucks my sleep up and I just feel tired. Even if its once it fucks me up because if I cum I have to piss, if I do not piss I'll get a burning sensation behind my dick, sometimes I'll wake up having already coomed a while ago and my dick feels very uncomfy and I cannot sleep when this happens until I piss and even if I piss it takes a little while for it to go away, only happens when theres jizz left in the pipe. Not to mention the whole getting spaff everywhere, its just fucking annoying int it.

BILLIGERANT GHOULS
RUN MANCHESTER SCHOOLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f37lC0CSXlQ

Defenders of the Bed Fortress.

pretending to like the smiths to bag art hoe they/them pussy

>>82513628
i'm more into post-punk coldwave. i'm also old enough to (biologically) be a first-year student's dad, if daddy issues are involved.

i think i'll be getting more teenage th/ussy than you, lad.

>not lifted weights in like 6 months
>tried again just now
Feeling it mates.

>>82513715
i know that feel.
always overdo it too because it'll be when i'm in a hyper/manic mood. and then i CAN'T lift weights with my fucked muscles for at least a week. and then that week turns into another 6 months.

Teatime. Then of course, back to fun.

>>82513619
Womfy AIslop, that

>>82513806
I love betraying people in DayZ. Pretend I'm friendly, wait for them to loot and pop them in the back of the head. It's a huge rush.

fishfinger sandwiches
nuff said

>>82513823
I don't have many hours in pvp, I like the chill atmosphere's of pve servers.
>>82513876
Cheesy chip sandwiches for me.

>>82513619
going to be a lot of wiss stained matresses by dawns light, apus are notorious bedwetters

Might have some beans and cheese and marmite on toast, for old times sake.

>>82513715
It was chest day today. Love making my chest crack after

Elmlea "cream".................bleh

Any lads here remember Sarnielad? He loved a sandwich. Miss him dearly

>>82513105
Funniest post I've seen in a good few threads lad lmao

>>82514015
Thanks a bunch, lad.

Panic! at the Tesco

sarnies? better in the 70s.

>>82513444
It does this shit to me every time. Suspect it's because I don't use a smartphone. They say login on a trusted device. I reset the password, make sure it's right, type it in and then it says it isn't right when it fucking is.

Used to shoplift nice whiskey and champagne from my job at Waitrose years back. Drank like an absolute king during my time there. Miss it

>>82513991
nut butter

>>82514054
>liver and sausage
>liver

Gross, get thats shit out.

>>82514068
liver and onions ohhh yes

jammers is fucking upset. No good friendships to be had these days is there lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejPCUoQDgA4

>>82513946
Enjoy lad.
>>82513996
If it's the same lad that talked about pimping up a cheese toastie, then yes.

>>82514054
Is the choccy bars kit kats?The old wrappers r so much more sovlful

I'd meet jammers but I doubt he'd ever believe I have no shoes. He wouldn't respect my views on working either.

>>82511706 (OP)
WAIT. Hey you, yes you! Can you post a vocaroo talking? I love people with accents and need to goon. Thank You if you post.

>>82514054
Its got to be Ham
Well unfortunately my pallette isnt very exotic
I like stuff thats plain..........

>>82514054
If my mmy took me here nd there wasnt a normal Ham one i wouldve lost the plot desu

was watching a Smallville where Lex Luthor threatens a snooping reporter by saying he'll erase all records of his existence. then that'll be his bank accounts, cell phone, car, etc.

suppose that was a cool new techno-attack baddies could do, in the 2000s. Hackers-esque. but realistically if you were that reporter you'd go "? okay? make 'the call', then." even if you just rang the bank, you and Lex Luthor would put things in hold for AT LEAST a good couple of hours.