Thread 82511902

> 5'5 with apple shape body
> far apart dd cups with wide prominent rib cage which stick out
> bad posture
> acne scars on face and back
> wide jaw and square face
> pale skin with red visible paws and thin black hair with bushy eyebrows
> go onto Omegle and get asked by guys if youre trans or not
> get asked out as a joke in high school
> have your ex old high school friend make fun of your eyebrows , face shape and build
> wide hips with skinny legs and hip dips
> become asocial with no friends and wear a mask every time you go out
> spend most days in bed scrolling on twitter in parents house
Id be happy if I could settle with a guy like Steven Hawkins. Ive never had any positive experiences growing up

>>82511902 (OP)
> red visible pores

>>82511902 (OP)
All of this is fixable. Lose weight, fix posture, wear fitting clothes, "shave" eyebrows.
It's easier to self hate and fish for compliments though. I don't think you will do anything to fix your situation.

>>82511902 (OP)
You sound fairly attractive, at least body wise. Can I be your fat retard bf?

>>82511937
Im litterally underweight hence why my rib cage flares out? Ive got my eyebrows threaded ive had laser treatment on my acne its hormonal. I have pcos I cant change my frame or control my acne. Do you ever see people giving advice in incel threads? Why cant people accept me for who I am

>>82511944
Why do men always lie like this . Youre not interested in me youre larping

>>82511902 (OP)
>wall of text to complain about being fat
You had one requirement and failed

>>82511981
Yes because fat people have visible collar bones hip dips and skinny legs same with prominent rib cage got it

>>82511972
I'm not larping. The description you've given sounds nice. I haven't seen your face so I can't judge that, but I'm never going to complain about big tits and wide hips. My offer still stands.

>>82511987
So you only want me for my body?

Attentionwhore tranny thread. If you replied you will get eye cancer

>>82511902 (OP)
Even whores like this get naked for dudes on Omegle lmao
>I'd be happy if I could settle with a famous person
Lold

>>82511991
I know nothing about you because you've provided nothing about yourself other than complaints about your own body and style of living. How can I want you for anything else yet?

>>82511963
You don't accept yourself for who you are. If you are underweight then you actually need to get some weight. That will fix your hormones.

>>82512003
I didnt use Omegle to get naked you retard gooner. Id use tags like world of Warcraft to try and make online friends. Just say you use jerk mate . Why would I pick Steven Hawkins out of every other famous person? Youre making delusional arguements to be bitter . I wouldnt mind dating someone with als if that sums it up for your retard brain

>>82511902 (OP)
i dont trust the fembot meme anymore, because whenever me or other people ask for tag they cope and say "you just want me for sexxxxx and my boddyyyyy" yet they complain they are ugly and attractive.

kill yourself, larper

>>82512017
>>82512003
>>82512015
>>82512009
Happy eye cancer to you all

>>82511902 (OP)
>apple shape body
Eat less

>>82511902 (OP)
i dont trust the fembot meme anymore, because whenever me or other people ask for a discord tag they cope and say "you just want me for sexxxxx and my boddyyyyy" yet they complain they are ugly and unattractive.

kill yourself, larper

>>82512023
https://voca.ro/1dz557gJ4h7s
>>82512031
Ive had anorexia before and I also grew up chubby . Its just my broad shoulders and wide hips which gives me my shape

>>82512033
So why dont you date women with high body counts if you only want to date for sex? Sex should only be for creating children I dont care gooner

>>82512044
>voca.ro
Not listening to that. Learn to use these sausage fingers to write you lazy cow!

>>82512057
Is finding your earphones that much of a hard task for you? Use your legs you fat cow

Men read "dd cups" "wide hips", ignore everything else and assume op is fucking this

Man I hate men

>>82512066
Wait till they find out big cup sizes doesnt mean having perky tits. Their brain is porn infested yet they cry about purity culture with women

>>82512044
Your voice is cute. Thanks for ignoring my logical reply, foid. Have a nice evening.

>>82512056
the point was you think i only am thinking of sex despite never saying that, youre literally doing the thing i was criticizing you for. kill yourself

Prolapsed nigger butthole

>>82512071
Nigger please you justified your stance by talking about my cup size and hips because you made up a fake imagine in your head . Next time I see a man talking about him being an incel I'll ask for his dick and height to justify wanting to be with him. Also youre fat go lose weight tubby

>>82512066
You seem to underestimate the appeal of boobs. Even if they are not "perfect" big boobs are a huge appeal.

>>82512044
>Brit
You're english, aren't you? You sound middle class. You're not an unattractive femcel, you're a depressed englishwoman. Post proof of your body or your womanhood.
You guys almost never do.

Consuming tapeworms
Sucking it out of somebody's asshole like spaghetti
Chewing on segmented ribbon shaped tapeworm and swallowing

>>82512086
Cup size is measured by bust bigger cups dont mean bigger breasts C cups with a tiny waist can look like G cups

>>82512082
i am not the anon that talked about your cup size and your hips. i opened the thread 10 minutes ago. you are a delusional woman

>>82512092
I dont take pictures of myself

Tapeworms are shaped like white segmented ribbons and OP loves sucking them out of other people's assholes like spaghetti

>>82512105
You don't post them to the internet or to a place like r9k because you don't want to be doxxed. Which is rational and understandable. You're not obligated to. Post more of your voice. I like your english accent.
You haven't answered any questions though. Are you english?

>>82512118
No I just think Im ugly lol and yes Im British

>>82512017
Yeah I get your point but the fact is you have a certain type and you'd probably see other people as stupid. Maybe I'm projecting cause I've generally done well in school and been tested at 134 IQ as a kid but constantly have people assume I'm a retard because of who I am. I'm talking people literally ignoring me to my face, stealing my ideas after downplaying them, etc. I've just accepted I'll never have a serious loving gf who isn't a slut because cunts like you want guys who fit a certain mold. Fuck you. You don't know what loneliness or suffering is like

OP once shat out a log of shit that was ridden with tapeworm segments. They were crawling all over the log. What op did was grabbing this tapeworm infested log of shit and slurping all the tapeworm segments off of it. OP loves eating tapeworms

>>82512126
I knew it. You have a nice voice.
You're a depressed englishwoman.
You've low self-esteem.
You're not a femcel.
Are you or are you not middle class?

>>82512133
>>82512118
>>82512126
What do you do when you have pinworms in your eyes? You gotta act quick before they eat your eyes out and render you blind. One of them is biting on your pupil. You scream in pain and fear

>>82512044
You literally have such a perfect voice that it sounds like AI

>>82512161
You're so fucking edgy. Good lord. Did you barely discover this site a week ago? You talk about worms and surgery. This guy is a psycho, he is so unhinged, he's like the joker. Watch out, you never know what an unhinged maniac like him will do.

>>82512148
Would you rather be khhv forever or have pinworms in your eyes and maggots under your foreskin at the same time? They are eating your dickhead! Your penis is rotting and they are eating your penis!

>>82511902 (OP)
You sound fine to me desu.
I would date a girl based off of this description but you probably wouldn't date me even though I'm white, nordic and of average build and height.

>>82512182
>what is derailing

>>82512086
That literally means nothing and just proves my point, im an f cup irl but to you cavemen I'd be put as a c-cup at most because of how my body is shaped

>>82512192
I only date people who suffer from teniasis (having tapeworms in their booty). Do you have tapeworms?

>>82512183
>be in middle school
>be edgelord
>use medically descriptive language in an attempt to be shocking
>profit???
You belong in a psych ward, man.
Society can't handle how crazy and out of control you are.

>>82512133
https://voca.ro/13mUf5GzGKai>>82512177
People always say I sound posh>>82512148
I never claimed to be a femcel Im just unattractive. I dont believe in femcels or incels

>>82512234
So you are a virgin neet? How old?

>>82512227
>pinworms is medically descriptive language now
Your brain on american education

>>82512249
Im a virgin and I go to college . Im 19 and spend most days at home

>>82512249
Just turned 19 last month wbu?
And no i'm not virgin, but i do live on welfare

>>82512260
^^^Ignore this impersonator troll

>>82512234
You sound like MIA and like mark's sister from peep show. You do have a bit of posh in your accent.
You're right, you never said you're a femcel.
>I'm just unattractive
[x] doubt.
You believe you're more unattractive than you really are.
Post proof.

>>82512269
https://voca.ro/15iixf8k2Z5Q Go away tubby
>>82512274
Idk who that is

>>82512274
You're being to sweet and clingy. It lowkey gives me the ick.
Also
>>82512260
>>82512269
This is not me

>>82512234
>I do not careeuh
Lol okay. My point stands that women who talk like you turn out to be extremely demanding cunts, as evidenced by this. You act like no guy would ever want you but at the end of the day you're just a picky bitch

It's better to chase actual Stacylites cause their egos are about the same as yours.
Like I said, again, you're looking for a certain type of guy to idealize, every self proclaimed ugly bitch is like this. Insufferable.

>>82511902 (OP)
Don't care
>Ugly short mentally ill roasties should be filtered out and die alone
>You're dysgenic and contribute nothing to society
>You will only breed more incel sons
>You're a walking incel factory
Also:
>Settle with a guy like Steven Hawkins
He was a literal famous super genius, even when you roasties "lower" your standards you still want supermen. Knowing that you're an anglo foid, you probably voted for shitskin invaders, tranny child clinics and open borders. KYS. You live life on easy mode.
>>82512081
Based. Give these cuntoids what they voted for.

>>82512288
>>82512279
Denounce the talmud slut

>>82512279
The paper planes chick. I fly like paper get high like planes.
https://youtu.be/DCL1RpgYxRM?si=_HnLsQ4SCQk3cDJU

https://youtu.be/ewRjZoRtu0Y?si=wsDcJFrDyIzkelCB

All i'm saying is the opposite of what you are. You're not as unattractive as you believe you are. C'est tout

>>82512342
>You're not as unattractive as you believe you are.
As i said your compliments reek with "nice guy" energy. It gives the ick even to me

>>82512320
https://voca.ro/1eRNNg5GjMhK
Really got me there

>>82512350
I'm saying the same thing as you are. You're being edgy. She's full of it. We're saying the same thing. She wants to bemoan how ugly she is but is she really?
[x] doubt
I'm calling cap

>>82512226
Are you really OP?
Then none of those things are the reason you are femcel. It's literally that you don't have good hygeine.

>>82512369
No one uses the word ick apart from sissy men the larper is tubby guy

>>82512360
Holy shit you're insufferable as fuck lmao. Good luck fishing for your chadlite bf while spouting the usual "I'll take any guy!" drivel, slag

>>82511902 (OP)
Reality check
>adult
>still lives with parents
Which isnt a problem in itself but
>stuck in the past
>cares way to much about appearance
>concerned about a boyfriend you dont have
Have you tried leaving your parents house and attending college or getting a j-o-b or does wallowing in self pity entertaining enough?

Clock that tea

>>82511902 (OP)
Do you play any games OP? What are your interests? I'll be your friend if you want.

>>82512379
Yes, I'm OP and i love having tapeworms in my belly. I love the way the tapeworm segments tickle my anus when they crawl outside. Also you don't get tapeworms from poor hygiene, but from eating undercooked meat. I buy meat from local pakistani refugees and eat it raw everyday

>>82512403
I play assassins creed unity used to play wow and cs when Im in the mood

>>82511902 (OP)
>Wah wah I'm such an ugly lonely femcel
>Gets dozens of replies, offers of romance and friendship
Haha kek. R9k is simp central.

>>82511902 (OP)
Sounds rough. Want to play Minecraft with me I'm lonely and I'll be nice to you

>>82512403
Of course not. Gaming is for inferior males

>>82512423
I dont like Minecraft I have it on mobile

>>82512423
>I'll be nice to you
Ew >.<

>>82512414
Do you play any of the other AC games? Never played WoW, played a little bit on private servers on some random MMOs but never stuck to them. And I would play CS but I don't have people to play it with and I'm not super competitive. Play Strinova instead.
Most games I play are usually either jrpgs or indie games.

>>82512434
Look i don't care about what games you play dude. Are you underage?

>>82512434
>Play Strinova instead
I mean "I play Strinova instead", sorry

>>82512442
>Look i don't care about what games you play dude.
I was just trying to make conversation...
>Are you underage?
No.

>>82512434
>I'm not super competitive
EWWWWW

>>82512434
Ive never played. I mostly play fps and cs other than that I dont have big interest in games

>>82512432
I don't wanna talk if you won't talk to me nice

>>82512462
https://voca.ro/1d5LfjC9tkS5

>>82512462
Your problem lmao
I got tons of other people to talk to. You're not special

>>82512471
<3
>>82512476
OK I hope they are as nice to you as you are to me

>>82512507
That person is larping as me if it wasnt obvious enough.. this thread is just shit central now

>>82512519
I know. It was very weak larp he didn't even put in any effort.

>>82511902 (OP)
Femanon
Do you have a brother?

>>82512531
Yes and he has tapeworms too

>>82512531
I had one no I dont relate to tomoko

>>82512461
Naruhodo. How good are you at CS? What do you have more interest in then?

>>82512547
I like pulling tapeworms out of ny asshole and eating them wbu

>>82512547
I have 8k rating I dont like playing by myself so I stopped for a bit. I used to play with friends I knew online. I just play games to pass time and if its not that I go onto twitter or sleep. I do like baking and reading occasionally . Listening to classical music too

>>82512569
Can you post your feet here please
I can give you money if you want, just post your cashapp account if you have one

>>82511902 (OP)
Post body
I guarantee you beyond any reasonable doubt that you're not as ugly as you think you are. You're really just mentally ill, which is probably fixable. If you wanted to you could find 10 guys willing to love you TODAY

>>82512673
You want to see my body but not my face? You guys call women whores for posting their bodies yet you crave it. My face and body is ugly. I dont take pictures and Im not going to whore myself out. Im not asking to be rated since ive already dealt with it in person. People lie all the time online

>>82512693
0k man

>>82512693
Not him, I asked earlier for proof. Which can be face, body, or both. You said no because you believe you are unattractive.
Getting feedback is not the same thing as whoring yourself out.
To each their own. Can you read a text? I want to hear it done in an english accent

>>82512693
Literally the only thing you wrote about your face is that it's square and you have a wide jaw. You may as well look like picrel with acne scars

OP gone and ded.
Time to pack it in boys

>i'm a femcel, anons
>but i would never, ever post proof with a timestamp
>trust me boyim teehee

>>82512569
Had to search up what 8k rating was...
If you're fine with playing with someone who's really bad we can play together :). I can also introduce you to strinova if you want anime cs.
Trying to get back into reading, though its just a light novel rn rather than a big novel. What do you like baking? Best I've done was making a red velvet cake from the instructions on its cake mix.

>>82512751
https://voca.ro/1ls7EFRNoZbC
>>82512727
She has facial harmony

>>82512790
Nobody is listening to your vocaroos shitstain

>>82512789
I wouldnt mind its better than doom scrolling on twitter all day. I can bake anything ive made eclairs macaroons cakes

>>82511902 (OP)
I would be a fembot's virgin ugly bastard husband. I'm 30 years old and norwood 3, average height (manlet 5'9") yet strong because I lift heavy things.
She would just play videogames and watch tasteful anime with me like Satoshi Kon shit or she could watch seasonal slop and play her videogames and I would love her and provide for her forever.
Sadly women aren't into infinitely loving ugly bastards who give them forehead kisses, make them food while they play their vidya and watch their animu, cuddle with them and even brush their hair, they want the ugly bastards who will rape and molest them.

>>82512790
So what you're saying is that you aren't even celibate? Yeah, you must be really suffering

>>82512806
Everyone can have sex retard . Men fuck anything with a hole. Sex doesnt equate to being in a relationship since hookup culture in normalised

>>82512790
I'm another anon who called you a femcel
It was a misreading and misinterpretation of your overall points.
There is overlap between you saying you're unattractive and common femcel talking points.
Femcel:
I'm unattractive
No guy wants me
My life sucks
You:
I'm unattractive
No guy wants me
My life sucks.

You're not a femcel, but you're on r9k. You've made it clear you're not a femcel.
Will you post proof? Or read a text?

>>82512822
Im not posting a picture of myself like ive clarified several times -_- men my own age and growing up have called me ugly and I believe sex is for procreation not for hookups

>>82512799
Alright. How would you prefer I contact you? disc? twitter? steam? Also, I'm a bit busy so it won't be too often, and we seem to be in different timezones, going off your voice.
So, it would probably mostly be talking/chatting, rather than just playing vidya gaems

>>82512852
I wouldnt mind discord or steam whats your time zone

>>82512835
And as I have said before you're not obligated to so we've reached a stalemate.
It would serve as a means of getting feedback. Is anon as ugly as they say they are? I doubt you are as unattractive as you say you are but that is just me.
>I believe sex is for procreation, not for hookups
How would that work within a monogamous marriage? Every time you have sex with your husband who you'd be married to for the rest of your life, presumably, each and every time you have sex it would only be for the purpose of having children?

>>82512880
Funny for you to assume Ill be married

>>82512820
No you dumb nigger, not everyone can have sex. If you really were so ugly that you couldn't be loved you wouldn't be having sex but you know that of course as you're clearly just an attention seeking whore, as always

>>82512908
Im a virgin you dip shit + incels and femcels dont exist keep coping

>>82512835
You could be my wife. I am your ugly bastard husband. >>82512805
I want our children to play outside though and not have access to the horrors of the internet outside of very limited contexts before the age of 16. Super important to me. Other than that, I bake and cook as, clean, I would want my wife to be doing things she enjoys like anime of videogames in between taking care of our children, the cleaning and cooking can be 50/50. But providing for my wife and loving her as an ugly bastard husband is important.
>>82512852
Damn, good luck anon.

>>82512863
EST. I'm assuming you're BST, but I could be mistaken.

>>82512943
Whats your steam or discord?

>>82512946
my discord would be sugumaborusu

>>82511902 (OP)
>could easily get a bf
>chooses to cry on /r9k/
literally walk up to a man and ask for his number, retarded faggot.
are you a virgin?

>>82512977
No but u don't understand they only want me for sex and shit yes sex no actual relationship yap yap yap yap
thread hidden fuck op fuck you simps for nto saging and fuck all of you including me for even replying to this shitty thread

>>82513347
OP found her bf already
Now we wait for another femanon to claim they get no hoes

>>82511902 (OP)
not falling for the orbit bait, reporting thread for spam posting/troll posting outside of b

>>82511902 (OP)
you should go fine a nice black man

you are definitely bbc certified

have you considered dating outside of your race?

>>82511902 (OP)
Of course you're ugly when you're not even trying. Lose weight, invest in skincare, wear pushup bras and shapewear, pluck your eyebrows, wear makeup, get hair extensions, stop being a depressed loser. Easy

>>82511902 (OP)
as a doctor i prescribe you with thick black girth cocks so you can stop shilling

>>82511902 (OP)
unironically over for you, engage in this and lower your standards a bit

I kind of relate, I'm 5'2 with an inverted triangle body shape (broad shoulders and narrow hips). I also have a square face and my jaw is recessed from the side and I also have thick masculine eyebrows and pheno since I'm med, and I've had acne and acne scars since I was 12. I also have lots of body hair everywhere, even around my nipples, so I'm pretty sure that I might have PCOS or something. So yeah because of my build and facial structure I look like a troon manlet. I also get pimples on my butt or back sometimes, which often leave scars. I'm also pretty sure that I might be autistic or some shit, so that doesn't make my situation any better. I also sound like a prepubescent Russian boy. My boobs aren't that horrible besides the nipple hair part, but I'm paranoid about them sagging in a few years. I don't know if I will ever manage to become beautiful, since I'm already starting to develop nasolabial folds despite being young. My weight is normal, not too skinny but nor too fat, but my body still looks like dog shit. Males have always either ignored my existence or made fun of me for being ugly and autistic. I've never made long-lasting friends at school or hung out with anyone or partied. I just wish I was hot and had a pear shaped body.

>>82512044
idk about your physique but your voice is really attractive at least

>>82512017
you play wow? wanna be my wow playing gf and push keys and do raids?
europe pls

>>82513832
i used to not anymore

>>82513859
Why is sex only for reproduction? Why do you believe sex is only for reproduction?

>>82512017
God this fembot is so cute, she even keeps typoing Stephen Hawking.
The anon who slipped into her DMs is really lucky. You better not hurt her, you retarded faggot.

>>82513902
because people turned it into a hobby which destroyed this society. now there are children being raised by single parents and women and men who dont want to hold the responsibility of bearing a child.

>>82513942
what about a long term relationship though

>>82513859
i just want to meet my gamer wife like all those stories of people. they met their wife in game and it's so cute but i can never have it cause i missed the bus

>>82513942
Can you vocaroo that? I want to know if ur legit when you say that

>>82513952
if it doesnt result in marriage whats the point? youll just be seen as an easy person who sleeps around

>>82513751
>Males have always either ignored my existence
I would literally date you though

>>82513976
https://voca.ro/1md1bstmbQfZ

>>82511902 (OP)
>still won't date an asian guy
kys

>>82514008
>>82513981
>>82513942
What are your thoughts on birth control?
Is it a good thing? Bad thing? Would you use condoms or any form of birth control if you were in a monogamous relationship with a man (or woman? Maybe you a gay) who is ur long time boyfriend or husband

>>82513981
If youre saving yourself for marriage thats respectable. The way you responded sounded like you would only sleep if you want children actively

>>82514032
i dont care what people do with their bodies if they use contraceptives and what not. i personally dont want to intefere with nature and believe sex should only be for procreation

>>82514049
Are your standards for a man unrealistic?
What kind of man do you want?
What race?
Height?
Age?
How much money?
Religion?
Virgin?
What are you looking for in a man?
How old are you?

>>82514049
do you shave? do you swallow cum? how often would u fuck? do you cum quick?

>>82514008
Can you call me an ugly bastard in your cute voice? Please, if it's not too much trouble.
"you are an ugly bastard, but you're my ugly bastard"

>>82514090
just a man whos respectful and virgin

>>82514116
What if they were respectful but have had the sex with a woman or man?