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sems !kltjFCOGEI No.82512200 >>82512327 >>82512387 >>82513234 >>82513302
talk to the obese ugly retarded smelly stupid NEET girl
how to stop being a recluse without a c ar
Anonymous No.82512316 >>82512329
did you really post femquote on 4chan
Anonymous No.82512327
>>82512200 (OP)
Walk (this is also good for your health)
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.82512329 >>82512335 >>82512362
>>82512316
I MADE FEMQUOTE
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.82512335
>>82512329
*fat femquote
obviously i didnt make femquote
Anonymous No.82512362 >>82512373
>>82512329
you owe quote your blood
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.82512373
>>82512362
nuh uh i dont owe quote SHIT
Anonymous No.82512387 >>82512395
>>82512200 (OP)
Whatup Sems.

You got anywhere within like three miles of your place you can hang out? I like to walk to some restaurants down the street from my place sometimes.
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.82512395 >>82512490
>>82512387
i have no money to go to them, other than parks and people go there in groups. i guess i could go to the library but i draw uncouth shit and browse uncouth things v_v
Anonymous No.82512421 >>82512619
Still can't manifest a marriage?
Rape this hack how?
Can't get consent Jeeves!
Mad?
Rape this hack how?
Now his crush he's humping!
Mad?
Thad?
Rape this hack how?
You look all niggardly!
Mad?
Smoke some crack now,
Now he got a PPO on thee!
Mad?
Anonymous No.82512490 >>82512619
>>82512395
Well do you have any interests that aren't uh... well fuckin gross? You could always go read Dune or something. It'd at least get you out of the house.
Anonymous No.82512565 >>82512578
Let me live in your room and I'll drive you around
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.82512578 >>82512642
>>82512565
ok im in new hamsphire and you have to contribute 400 to rent which will lessen once i a m able to work too
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.82512619 >>82512667 >>82512667
>>82512421
i know.>!!!!!!! rape is the most romantic thing
are these lyrics?
>>82512490
i want to start a book club desu
my interests are uhhh
music
and old games
those are the not gross interests
i want to start making clay figures but im too anxious that id fuck it up so i keep delaying actually working on it. guh
Anonymous No.82512642 >>82512730
>>82512578
I would take you up on this if there was some guarantee you would force yourself on me often
Anonymous No.82512667 >>82512687 >>82512700 >>82512838
>>82512619
>want to start a book club
Well you been reading anything lately?

>music
>and old games
Yeah, those ain't bad. Are we talking old like VTM:B or old like Pac-Man?

>>82512619
>want to start making clay figures but im too anxious that id fuck it up
Unfortunately fucking up is part of the process. Cool thing about clay is you can always break it down and go again.

>rape is the most romantic thing
...God damnit Sems.
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.82512687 >>82512769
>>82512667
i havent. ive had a copy of the jungle sitting around but i want someone who will keep up on reading it with me. idk its more fun that way

old like up to pacman era, but i like most games from mid to late nineties up to mid 2010s. i just like things that are kino and a lot of newer stuff tends to be flat out ugly to me in both concept and execution
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.82512700 >>82512769
>>82512667
also yeah i guess. i kinda want my brother to do it with me. i think ill ask him tomorrow after work and ill set it all up tonight so i dont forget to C:
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.82512730 >>82513018
>>82512642
if you lived with me i guarantee molestation and rape would happen at some point
Anonymous No.82512769 >>82512823
>>82512687
Never heard of the Jungle. Last book I read would have been Catch-22 I think. The Watchmen if you count graphic novels.

I like a lot of the Midway arcade games, and PS2 era stuff. Back when graphical fidelity was lower your game had to have a style and I miss that shit. I think Unreal and Unity look like shit compared to most of the stuff from the early oughts.

I do like my tactical shooters though, so whatever I guess.

>>82512700
>ill ask him tomorrow after work and ill set it all up tonight so i dont forget to C:
Neat. I hope you guys enjoy yourselves. Save some pictures so I can bug you about it, assuming I remember
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.82512823 >>82512914
>>82512769
the jungle was an important political milestone in terms of workers rights and sanitizing workplaces where meat is handled
i should read more about its general impact ahh...
catch-22, was it good? same with watchmen

>your game had to have a style
a lot of games are simply lacking any actual stylistic decisions outside of the indie scene sadly. indie will rule thoever

idk if ill be able to take photos of it idk where my phone is auUUUGUHHHHHH
i gotta clean my room and find it
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.82512838 >>82512914
>>82512667
also IDK rape is nice. its an easy way for me to fetishize myself as a big ugly bastard instead of a woman which i dont feel like i feel like a disgusting pest rofl
Anonymous No.82512914 >>82512947
>>82512823
>the jungle was an important political milestone in terms of workers rights and sanitizing workplaces
Oh wait, is that the one that Teddy Roosevelt read that lead to the creation of the FDA?

>catch-22, was it good? same with watchmen
Catch-22 is a pain in the ass to read because of how often the perspective and timeliness jumps around. Also the fact that there are no normal people in that book, everyone is crazy. Still worth it though, and I could relate to a lot of the pain of military service.

Watchmen is a classic for a reason. I highly encourage thumbing through it if you like comics.

>indie will rule thoever
The indie scene is pretty nice. Luv me Kenshi, Luv me Starsector.

>idk if ill be able to take photos
Damn. Well I guess I'll check if you have them.

>>82512838
>easy way for me to fetishize myself as a big ugly bastard instead of a woman
I can't get into the psychology of that as well I guess. But as a big ugly bastard myself I don't think I'd have the heart for it. I see sex as Avery sacred thing and hate the idea of hurting whomever I'm with.
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.82512947 >>82512954 >>82512983
>>82512914
>Oh wait, is that the one that Teddy Roosevelt read that lead to the creation of the FDA?
yep!
>Catch-22 is a pain in the ass to read because of how often the perspective and timeliness jumps around. Also the fact that there are no normal people in that book, everyone is crazy. Still worth it though, and I could relate to a lot of the pain of military service.
i have a book lying around called the good soldier. idk if i still have it, should find it wherever it could be. it was very haunting when i read small bits of it
>The indie scene is pretty nice
well its passion projects and not a board of soulless jews money maxxing so... of course it is !
>I can't get into the psychology of that as well I guess. But as a big ugly bastard myself I don't think I'd have the heart for it.
i want to hurt people and rape them
Anonymous No.82512954 >>82513632
>>82512947
what if i rape u first what will you do about that, huh?
Anonymous No.82512983 >>82513632
>>82512947
>the good soldier
May look into it. Unfortunately I do have an attraction to awful shit because hardly anything gets a rise out of me any more.

>passion projects and not a board of soulless jews money maxxing
Dear God I wish people would make things because they enjoy them and not just to cash in. Corporations were a mistake.

>want to hurt people and rape them
Why? Is it because they hurt you? Do you feel like you need to force someone to love you?
Anonymous No.82513018
>>82512730
Good ok I'll be moving in soon
Anonymous No.82513234 >>82513632
>>82512200 (OP)
So, I'm just curious. I'm a fit guy who has his shit together, I have everything I want except a fat g/f. I can get thin women whenever I want, but I don't like my women thin. I want a lazy fat 300lb woman who wants to stay in all day. I can't seem to get them to give me the time of day (I guess they think I'm not serious?). How do I find women like you? How do I convince women like you that yes, I 100% serious.
Anonymous No.82513302 >>82513632
>>82512200 (OP)
There you are. I was looking for you yesterday. I was drunk and needed a fembot to talk with. I hear chickn is a bad person, could I at least have you as my r9k waifu? Iris is gone and well, we already know what happened to ciara. Does remember vivi? She had such a nice voice. I hope she is doing well these days
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.82513632 >>82513688 >>82513709 >>82513760
>>82512954
be annoyed IDK
>>82512983
>Unfortunately I do have an attraction to awful shit because hardly anything gets a rise out of me any more.
youd like that book then, it twisted my stomach up
>Dear God I wish people would make things because they enjoy them and not just to cash in.
theres even a scene in indie for that now, friendslop or friendlikes o algo
>>82513234
i believe i am fundamentally unlovable in all manners so IDK. you could propose to me on the spot and take me to a beautiful home with all of the things i like telling me its mine and id go home and sit on 4chan wallowing about how i dont deserve it and that i should just be alone, or even if i stayed id spend every day thinking its a sham of sorts

because i should
im sure theres a cute fat slob out there for you though, the best way is to just make them feel special unless theyre immune to it from insecurity like me, i cant igve good advice on this topic im a failure ROFL
>>82513302
i dont want to be your waifu and i dont want false affection. i can try to be your friend though
Anonymous No.82513688
>>82513632
sems why don't you just throw out your insecurity and get a loving ugly bastard husband who will give you forehead kisses while you play your retroshit
he doesn't rape and molest, but loves and supports
asking for a friend
Anonymous No.82513709
>>82513632
>i dont want to be your waifu
Too late. No questions asked.

>i dont want false affection
Not false.

>i can try to be your friend though
I'll take it. I'm smiling now.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT0Qbi3BmoQ&list=RDuT0Qbi3BmoQ
Anonymous No.82513739
does anyone have a folder of sems pics
Anonymous No.82513760
>>82513632
>twisted my stomach up
Let's fuckin gooooo

>friendslop or friendlikes o algo
Sounds weird. They any good?