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Anonymous No.82541273 >>82541332 >>82541336
/britfeel/
Almost weekend, lads. Thank fuck, edition.
Anonymous No.82541317
Grim 'men'.
Anonymous No.82541332 >>82541423
>>82541273 (OP)
Grim little lad
Anonymous No.82541336 >>82541381 >>82541754
>>82541273 (OP)
Nu edishington is it X
Anonymous No.82541350
grotesque bloke
Anonymous No.82541368 >>82541403 >>82541506
Got that pool tonight. Oh aye. Garn neck this wizza and have a shower before heading off out x
Anonymous No.82541381 >>82541398 >>82541522
>>82541336
Corr I could fit my 5 ikea Billy's in that room. That's all I want out of life. Is that too much to ask as a human being?
Anonymous No.82541398
>>82541381
Pretty reasonable request of life to be honest
Anonymous No.82541403
>>82541368
do the lads at pool know that you piss your pants and have to wear nappies, spaccy sean?
Anonymous No.82541413
I'm the professor all I can tell ya is why are you still sleeping and the saints are still weeping.
Anonymous No.82541423 >>82541433
>>82541332
Me, I'm a NEET, I just did this so r wagie frens feel positive.
Anonymous No.82541433
>>82541423
Not calling anyone I just like saying little lad.
Anonymous No.82541506
>>82541368
What's situation with volunteering?
Anonymous No.82541510 >>82541516 >>82541524
Korma coming on strong de lids.
Anonymous No.82541512 >>82541528
Kinda grim to know no one beautiful will ever see the same in you.
Anonymous No.82541516
>>82541510
it looks like vomit i hate Indian food!
Anonymous No.82541522 >>82541567
>>82541381
Me? Running out of space again. Times are dire. The random stacks will start to pile up again no doubt.
Anonymous No.82541524
>>82541510
Looks completely revolting
Anonymous No.82541528 >>82541553
>>82541512
That would indeed be grim. Glad that's not me
Anonymous No.82541532
Is hypalinx gay? Very unusual to get a mortgage with another fella, renting together but not buying. If his house mate ever gets a bird he'll want to sell and that's a right pain for hypalinx.
Anonymous No.82541553 >>82541565
>>82541528
You're not beautiful on the outside or inside.
Anonymous No.82541565 >>82541608
>>82541553
ive dated birds who look similar 2bh
Anonymous No.82541567
>>82541522
Best thing about Billy's is you can store things behind the games/dvds you are already displaying. That or get a bed that is open underneath. I have 4 of them big plastic narrow tubs that slide under my bed. A lot of my stuff is in storage sadly.
Anonymous No.82541587
Anuddah appointment for tomorrow is it

ckin ell. Only the fourth one for this week too lol

Not too womfy that, is it
Anonymous No.82541608 >>82541631 >>82541642
>>82541565
I bet you haven't seen her beautiful innie tuppence like me.
Anonymous No.82541624
Shall be heading out soonish me, for i cannot put this particular supply run off any further. Nay
Anonymous No.82541631 >>82541688
>>82541608
last bird had an innie tuppence, very nice vag actually
Anonymous No.82541642 >>82541688
>>82541608
You've never seen a woman's tuppence expect on a computer screen little lad x
Anonymous No.82541666
why did ruth do this to me? she is probably laughing at me right now.
Anonymous No.82541676
Handled my money well this month.
Anonymous No.82541688 >>82541702
>>82541631
Lying mong.

>>82541642
True but it was meant to be this way. Changing myself will make no difference.
Anonymous No.82541689
your dolly spam spaz out on /brit/ didn't take either did it, sad sack
Anonymous No.82541702
>>82541688
you know I have had girlfriends before
Anonymous No.82541708 >>82541731
Parents just tvmaxx after 6pm. Kinda sad really people just do the same shit every day and don't go anywhere.
Anonymous No.82541731 >>82541766
>>82541708
Replace tv with 4chan and you have described 90% of the people here likely including you
Anonymous No.82541754
>>82541336
>hello, decorators? i'm a landlord, give me the walls in Landlord Eggshell, and the carpet in Landlord Beige, pre-stained if you have it.

just missing the iKEA REGOLIT lampshades tbqh.
Anonymous No.82541766 >>82541798
>>82541731
True but at least I am not fixated on watching the one show, soaps or the state news.
Anonymous No.82541777
Thinking of throwing and/or selling most of my stuff. Just no more worries then.
Anonymous No.82541786
Fantasising more and more about sucking a femboys cock. Grim.
Anonymous No.82541798
>>82541766
Seems a bit like cope but you do you.
Anonymous No.82541830
HHL getting lucky tonight
Anonymous No.82541836
oh my goodness an IN01O0 letter indicating TV Licensing may very well be considering a visit to my unlicensed address.
Anonymous No.82541882
Don't fucking dare mess with a mentally ill man. Someone will suffer indirectly or directly otherwise.
Anonymous No.82541883
One of my favourite pastimes is watching tranny porn and reading the comments section to see if the tranny farts during an anal scene. Makes me laugh like crazy when it happens.
Anonymous No.82541901 >>82541994 >>82542128
Them tyrants took my photo. They won't fucking delete it even with no further action. Tell me why I shouldn't be pissed off. I take their photos and number plates now.
Anonymous No.82541994 >>82542799
>>82541901
if i was one of them and a lad requested a photo to be 'deleted' i might just-so-happen to make a few backup copies.
just sayin, laddie.
Anonymous No.82541998 >>82542036 >>82542211
Dick fell off :c
Anonymous No.82542036 >>82542044 >>82542211
>>82541998
it's okay now your adult dick will grow in :)
Anonymous No.82542044 >>82542211
>>82542036
He should leave the old dick under his pillow and he might get a quid or 50p out of it.
Anonymous No.82542072
my mother wanted a girl instead of a boy.
she would have liked it if i had lost my boy-penis.
i hid such things from her. i suspect she was a closeted lesbian, my dad was wise to leave her to things.
Anonymous No.82542085
"mother, mother, i love you! may i have a Dreamcast?"
"no, son. you may not."

as an adult, i see this for what it was: child abuse.
Anonymous No.82542128
>>82541901
Sad little LARP this lol
Anonymous No.82542136 >>82542162
>Salad Fingers 14: Crows

for fuck's sake. wrap up Spoilsbury Toast Boy it's been 20 years now.
Anonymous No.82542162
>>82542136
Didn't know tilde voiced the character salad fingers
Anonymous No.82542211
>>82541998
>>82542036
>>82542044
Apex kek lads
Anonymous No.82542234
Put off listening to dungeon crawler carl audiobook for such a long time because it seemed very ready player one/reddit style humour. But after a couple of days of huge drives I've finished the first and started the second. It's bretty good, same sort of vibe as listening to a d&d podcast but with an actual plot. Gets my goose for certain.
Anonymous No.82542303
>why o why must i be born a woman? doomed to wither and fade from man's eye. oh, but perhaps i could give in to my biological drives, entrap a man into creating a child? if the thing is a born a boy, and i am unable to live my life un-lived, i shall simply deny it a Dreamcast.
Anonymous No.82542396 >>82542672
been in and out of various forms of therapy for over 20 years. they always say the same things. always goes one of two ways.
>and how did that feel? what did it mean to you? did it affect your view of your parents, or women in general?
calm down love it's not that deep.
or
>didn't Sonic Adventure 2 come out on the GameCube?
yeah, that's not the point.
Anonymous No.82542451
what's funny is, i actually hold the greatest of respect for women. from Eve, to the Gorgons, Helen of Troy, right to modern greats like Margaret Thatcher. they all share a maternal quality that, frankly, men lack. so if anything, i'm sexist against men.
Anonymous No.82542459
anyway, you know what Sonic Adventure 2 'Battle' and Sonic Adventure 'DX' DIDN'T have?
this little thing.
Anonymous No.82542532
i remember going around other children's houses, seeing how much their parents loved them. my favourite part? it meant i was away from MY house. away from my ABUSIVE parent.
Anonymous No.82542547
https://www.childline.org.uk/info-advice/bullying-abuse-safety/abuse-safety/neglect/

fascinating reading. imagine if we had this back then. things could have turned out very, very differently.
Anonymous No.82542582
my life is a huge curly turd ffs
Anonymous No.82542606
Couldnt give a shit about Sonic
Anonymous No.82542638 >>82542660 >>82542665 >>82542778 >>82542803
I turn 32 tomorrow, never had a job and never had sex without paying for it. Fucking get in there x
Anonymous No.82542660
>>82542638
>I turn 32 tomorrow, never had a job
ok mate no need to brag
Anonymous No.82542665
>>82542638
>I turn 32 tomorrow
Bag time x
Anonymous No.82542671
mm tasty lemonade
Anonymous No.82542672
>>82542396
This'n gave me a good chuckle. Get your sonic story straight next time lad, they weren't born yesterday
Anonymous No.82542722 >>82542751
Two pregabalins, bit of k. I'm a lost cause, I'm just in the wind, I was never here. You didn't see nuffin
Anonymous No.82542730
me and lolly are now garn bed x
Anonymous No.82542751 >>82542758 >>82542770
>>82542722
been following your posts and i feel i must warn you: you are going down a dark path.
Anonymous No.82542758 >>82542775
>>82542751
shut the fuck up marius
Anonymous No.82542770
>>82542751
You are correct. The end is in sight, do not fear.
Anonymous No.82542775
>>82542758
>marius
what the FUCK did you just calls me
Anonymous No.82542778 >>82542834 >>82543111
>>82542638
Me and you are similar lid. Turned 32 myself the other day. I assume you are in the tism club like me?
Anonymous No.82542799 >>82542867
>>82541994
Yeah that's what they do. You need to provide ID to get it "deleted" but they keep copies of your photographic ID.
Anonymous No.82542803
>>82542638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD3FoEarNUg
Anonymous No.82542834
>>82542778
I got a ADHD diagnosis a few years ago and I'm pretty sure I'm on the autistic spectrum in some way too, but I was assessed as a kid and they said I'm not.
Anonymous No.82542836
new walkers max chicken kebab crisps are lush and i mean luush x
Anonymous No.82542855 >>82542862 >>82542877 >>82542881 >>82542896
What's your biggest insecurity about your body?
I have a shit load of acne scars on my legs, so I never wear shorts.
Anonymous No.82542862
>>82542855
Bit boring but just the beer gut.
Like to think I have an okay face, and even had compliments on my arms despite not being "built", but really I have never ever gone outside without a shirt on since I was about 14.
Anonymous No.82542866 >>82542890 >>82542898
They want you to use your closed source operating systems. There is no way I'd ever use Windows again. Bloated piece of shit os that does not respect my freedoms (telemetry, defender scanning everything).
Anonymous No.82542867 >>82542887
>>82542799
yeah from what i read about requesting records and having them deleted, you're then weighing that up against adding the request FOR that TO your records: of course you have every right to know what's in the police database, but asking ITSELF could seem suspicious...

really, the only winning move is not to play. the police have what they have on you. just let it exist forever. it's buried in so much other nonsense you're fine through obfuscation.

one day they'll run some software through it all, solve a ton of unsolved crimes. same way they did when DNA forensics came along. if you are a serial burglar or something, well, you had a good run. maybe prison in the 2040s isn't so bad.
Anonymous No.82542877
>>82542855
my long neck and small penis
Anonymous No.82542881
>>82542855
All of it, I'm fat old and unfuckable
Anonymous No.82542887 >>82542911
>>82542867
No nothing like that me. People think it's fucking hilarious to make up shit to the police and get me nicked. Mostly for my harmless audits on nightwalks. A security mong didn't want me going round filming him.
Anonymous No.82542890 >>82542902
>>82542866
>Linus Torvalds on why desktop Linux sucks
Anonymous No.82542896
>>82542855
I don't really have any other than something about me makes me unattractive. Of course now I naturally hate foids because it makes no difference anyway.
Anonymous No.82542898 >>82542909
>>82542866
this is another one of those cases where i take a step back and realise it's not as horrible as it sounds.
>a forum has changed its rules to block posts on a topic
>"y-yeah but this is the REALLY BIG, super IMPORTANT forum though, social media, it's our free speech and and and-"

the internet itself is fine. if anything, it's good any time Facebook or them take a hit. Discord next, could really do with some true IRC-like alternative.
Anonymous No.82542902
>>82542890
It doesn't suck, though. You just make it your own.
Anonymous No.82542909 >>82542936
>>82542898
We have decentralised/peer-to-peer technology. It wouldn't be hard to connect to each other without a middle man server just for something simple like chatting.
Anonymous No.82542911
>>82542887
if you have the capacity for it, i recommend sticking that one out. do some research, maybe get a decent solicitor. when it comes down to brass tacks, you've done nothing wrong.
Anonymous No.82542931 >>82542943 >>82542966
AB just dropped a banger lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAZGYNOGeLQ
Anonymous No.82542936
>>82542909
Discord was just a strange one because of how much it took over. TeamSpeak/Ventrilo alternative, all right, cool.
THE chatting platform to replace IRC even for software development and shit? how the hell did that happen? of course a modern alternative with formatting and images and all the rest of it is nice, but people were happy with Discord Inc.'s Discord servers using their Discord client/app?

insanity. and it's not like people didn't try (Matrix, Element, that /g/ one)
Anonymous No.82542943
>>82542931
>published 3 minutes ago

you okay there lad
Anonymous No.82542966 >>82542993
>>82542931
cor, that ambiguously-aged "i want you to be my bitch" woman. corrrrr.
Anonymous No.82542977
Holly is the national plant of Wales.
Roses are the national plant of England.
Thistle is the national plant of Scotland.

Crucifixes, dragons, and thorns.

Grizzly
Anonymous No.82542987 >>82543037
Queens of old often threw baddies into thistle fields. No chance of survival in some fields
Anonymous No.82542993 >>82543032
>>82542966
They're fucking mental them far left women. Doubt they ever work full time so lots of time to protest.
Anonymous No.82542999
A vague Western European symbol
Anonymous No.82543005 >>82543023
i don't think people should have signs that say the f-word when there might be children walking around
Anonymous No.82543023
>>82543005
>Fuck Trump

Yeah that would be a public order. Should've told the police.
Anonymous No.82543032 >>82543083
>>82542993
What the bloody nonsense even is left or right of the same daft bird.

Who cares what they say if they arent talking about good socialism, legalizing drugs, and helping Palestinians.

Classism is unnatural.
Note the abundantly wasted land.
In a true collective there is no classism.
The slightest true socialism ends all poverty.
Most jobs have no purpose.
People are better off just loitering around improving the community vibes.. a true job
Anonymous No.82543037
>>82542987
didn't this lady get a boob job?

it sad that we're back on some 90s/00s glamour magazine nonsense, just now it's weird internet culture.
Anonymous No.82543043 >>82543204
Me and the britfeel lads taking our smug pepe signs to protests.
Anonymous No.82543057 >>82543102 >>82543141
Fuck anyone that voted Labour. Cunts.
Anonymous No.82543071 >>82543110
All these protestors think they will make any difference. How cute.
Anonymous No.82543083
Do you worry that Corsica is returning?


>>82543032
Honestly who would try to prevent drugs from being legal except a parasitic invader that would make absolutely anything illegal if they could get it through just for extra suppression points
Anonymous No.82543085
Total shitter of a night tbqh
Anonymous No.82543102 >>82543108
>>82543057
Would you rather have had the Tories be in charge for another 5 more years? 19 years in total. Grim as fuck thinking about that.
Anonymous No.82543108
>>82543102
Rather have a far right party at this point.
Anonymous No.82543110 >>82543127 >>82543134
>>82543071
Protestors make a difference. Good people are organizing and communicating and growing increasingly aware that the world is united.
Anonymous No.82543111
>>82542778
How have you stayed on bennies for that long? Or are your parents supporting you?
Anonymous No.82543127
>>82543110
Indigenous protests are basically a giant party
Anonymous No.82543130 >>82543226
Gotten back me phwoar

Shall now be nourishing meself
Anonymous No.82543134 >>82543205
>>82543110
Award for talking shite award
Anonymous No.82543141 >>82543180
>>82543057
Fuck anyone who still thinks democracy isn't fake and gay
Anonymous No.82543150 >>82543182
No you can't just wear a mask. Why are you hiding your face? That's creepy. Take your mask off now young man. Why are you covered up? You're up to something. You need my permission to put my face online. You're going to put me on a right wing web site.
Anonymous No.82543157
So called left and so called far right are both better than tumour conservative so called semi right. The slightly right seems to just mean only caring about protecting the classism.
Anonymous No.82543180
>>82543141
Waste of time isn't it bothering? Never will vote me. Immigration has been rising for decades.
Anonymous No.82543182 >>82543191 >>82543387
>>82543150
Honestly why do you care?
Suspicious actually. Being only around christains is not good.

It looks good sometimes and its nice to have non-christians around.

It is typically cultural not religious.
Pagan arabs still wear hijabs.
Their culture is welcome.
Respects to the countless of them that died for no good reason.
Anonymous No.82543191 >>82543218
>>82543182
I only care when men can't go round wearing balaclavas to protect themselves from the nasty lefties.
Anonymous No.82543204
>>82543043
me, i'm working on a range of grassroots, non-AI signs that are funded and distributed through decentralised pay-what-you-feel networks.

it is a radical new alternative to those SWP placards that sometimes say very nasty things. even if you AGREE with the very nasty things, what if you do not agree with the SWP? i am offering a truly independent voice created by artists like myself. (they will be printed by Amazon, but that's to keep the prices down.)
Anonymous No.82543205
>>82543134
I suppose you do not go to parties
Anonymous No.82543218
>>82543191
Nasty like wanting more Palestinians here?

As if there is any other politics now.

And the Falklands are not Argentina.
Anonymous No.82543226
>>82543130
i see our theft of each other's images goes both ways.
not calling it theft, mind. just merely pointing out that you are stealing from me. at least i am honest with what i am.
Anonymous No.82543260 >>82543363
>protests about anti-protest bill
>protestors gradually get bored
>said bill is now an Act of Parliament

i mean, if you ever needed tried-and-tested proof, there you go.
don't even get me started on "let's all not pay our energy bills".
Anonymous No.82543277 >>82543292 >>82543294
>local death metal gig saturday
>got me new jeans and niche death metal t shirt

it might not be for you, but it is for me and even though its not for you, it is for me oh aye, pre game drink then I'll attempt to be social
Anonymous No.82543292 >>82543327
>>82543277
maybe THIS time you will make a gig fren. a proper one.
Anonymous No.82543294 >>82543327
>>82543277
enjoy it lad, hopefully you'll get a nice goth slag bouncing on your cock by the end of the night
Anonymous No.82543327
>>82543292
well, I can only keep trying, first time I spoke to no one, second time I did, third time I will attempt more. Got another one lined up early october as well, quite a few in the autumn months
>>82543294
moreso trying to get some gig frens but who knows what will happen, I wouldn't be opposed
Anonymous No.82543363 >>82543404
>>82543260
Only invaders oppose the freedom to protest
Anonymous No.82543368 >>82543386
might go round death metal gigs selling postcards of my hand-drawn apus for one pound per print.
Anonymous No.82543386 >>82543564
>>82543368
cor someones edited my oc
Anonymous No.82543387 >>82543414
>>82543182
My Arab cock has been tugged to that slut
Anonymous No.82543401
at least my farts have stopped smelling like death
Anonymous No.82543402 >>82543424
I think things like cat-calling typically are good for community. Obviously there is bad sorts but the good sort is really good for keeping a people together.

Too many dead silent streets and lonely people. Its just nice when a society knows how to chirp in good ways.
Anonymous No.82543404 >>82543432
>>82543363
i don't oppose it. if anything, it was not opposed ENOUGH.

but it does fuck all, doesn't it? everyone's trying to recapture some past protest or riot or general strike where it once worked a bit, and the desired effect is LESS than chance. if anything it might even be counterproductive: protest against thing, they clamp down on anti-thing protests. gg.
Anonymous No.82543414 >>82543448
>>82543387
Sus

More likely you arent Arab and youre just trying to disparage
Anonymous No.82543424
>>82543402
How would you rate your last fart in smelliest
Anonymous No.82543432 >>82543609
>>82543404
An invader is anyone who opposes the freedom to protest.

Simple as.

Brits have a voice.
Brits party.
That is true politics.
Anonymous No.82543448 >>82543466
>>82543414
You got me lad I have tugged my little pink cock to that slut though
Anonymous No.82543457
>tfw no Bella gf ;_;
Anonymous No.82543466 >>82543495
>>82543448
Creepy
Creep
Anonymous No.82543495
>>82543466
Which part is creepy lad?
Anonymous No.82543521
One again I am saying...
ARIIIGATTOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!
Anonymous No.82543564 >>82543626
>>82543386
steady on there champ, not 'yours', is it? i worked VERY hard on this.
Anonymous No.82543595
My fart count is high but the smell is low to nothing. Love a good fart me
Anonymous No.82543609
>>82543432
what gets me is we can move to all this app shite for the NHS and police and whatever else, why can't we have more direct democracy, then?
maybe not literally "every decision ever is a referendum in the Your Gov app", keep SOME representative/expertise aspect to it, but what is currently the gov.uk petition system could be closer to affecting actual Acts of Parliament.
Anonymous No.82543610
Fucking ripe with farts tonight
Anonymous No.82543626 >>82543743
>>82543564
your interpretation innit, just edited and created this meself
Anonymous No.82543733
Think I'll head off for the night. Tomorrow could be better?
Anonymous No.82543739
Luv nourishment me
Anonymous No.82543743 >>82543907
>>82543626
yeah i respect your right to artistic freedom if you're using my work.
that said
>All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
not asking for credit, or anything. but if you're using my work, i would like some royalties.
Anonymous No.82543759 >>82543866
>All trademarks and copyrights
I read copypasta I need off this site ffs.
Anonymous No.82543794 >>82543814 >>82543860
About to do that daily job search I am. Oh aye. LinkedIn, Indeed, Govjobs and a few others x
Anonymous No.82543814 >>82543869
>>82543794
Not doing that lad good on you tho
Anonymous No.82543840
HHL shat up /britfeel/ and I'm glad he's gone.
Anonymous No.82543860
>>82543794
I don't have LinkedIn as I honestly expect to get poached and I don't want to be.
Anonymous No.82543866 >>82543873
>>82543759
it about artistic integrity
Anonymous No.82543869 >>82543882 >>82544099
>>82543814
Don't really wanna do it tbqh with you mate. But I only get paid 400 quid a month from the job centre and it's wank. I'm considering warehouse or retail (asda/tesco) work. I've mostly just been applying to admin stuff but never get any response. I reckon they probably just hire girls for admin since they sound better when you pick up the phone.
Anonymous No.82543873 >>82543940
>>82543866
I'm a metalfag and I can tell you that you're missing the key component to appealing to the kind of other fags who sit in /metal/.
Anonymous No.82543882 >>82543950
>>82543869
Hang in there mate, despite the mockery this thread will give me for it, a 9-5 with pay can really sort you out if you're used to sitting in a dark room for your 4th fap of the day. You'll do it lad, I believe.
Anonymous No.82543907 >>82543956
>>82543743
created it first m8
Anonymous No.82543911 >>82543919 >>82544233
Already spent all my PIP gambling. Fuck sake
Anonymous No.82543919
>>82543911
win bigly?
Anonymous No.82543925
>Wolfgang
WUT
Anonymous No.82543940 >>82543969
>>82543873
we've all the top researchers on it, and yet the metalhead market penetration for deodorant remains at 0%. there is NO WAY to appeal to them.
Anonymous No.82543950 >>82543962 >>82543980
>>82543882
>if you're used to sitting in a dark room for your 4th fap of the day
True that lad. Since being unemployed I've been going bed at 4am and waking up at 2pm. Everyday now for months. Cause I have no reason to get up. Bit depressing. Although the alternative is getting up at 7am on cold rainy day and getting stuck in traffic with other commuters. Just ain't no winning in life is there matey
Anonymous No.82543956
>>82543907
>Security:
>This file came from another computer
Anonymous No.82543961
Got to get a job before Christmas
Anonymous No.82543962
>>82543950
Try 5am for a 7am start, 9 is crap really as you lose the morning and the afternoon, prefer 7-3 but the winter mornings aren't very fun.
Anonymous No.82543969
>>82543940
Nah you're wrong mate.
You need to make the image promote an INHERENTLY quality, and you'll get a bunch of schizo /mu/ metaltards swamp to you.
Anonymous No.82543972
no Crossy tonight?
Anonymous No.82543980
>>82543950
I dunno mate, I'm a fucking boring shutin loner, and I'm a sucker for the 9-5 routine. Even a shit deadend job is more purpose than doing fuckall except add to the cumstains on the gamer chair.
Well even if it's not a purpose, it's a distraction, which still helps to me. At least you're getting paid for it either way.
Anonymous No.82543986
my estaa estaja never took off, unhelpful unhelper, the antagonist of apu
Anonymous No.82543989
These dragon claws symbolize all Wales and Isle of Gurl and North Ireland.

North Ireland can leave anytime and will keep the claws.
Anonymous No.82543996
Sensing a leftist win this election
Anonymous No.82543998
Any lads here regularly watch Eastenders? A lot of you lads are just like Joel
Anonymous No.82544000 >>82544044
very short lived on britpol
Anonymous No.82544044
>>82544000
would call this lad 'herbert the tall'
Anonymous No.82544053 >>82544068
Wolfgang thou
Anonymous No.82544068 >>82544084
>>82544053
>roon
More like troon
Anonymous No.82544084 >>82544116
>>82544068
>literally me
lmfao
Anonymous No.82544088
Apparently Columbus was Egyptian and Spanish and Italian.

Egyptian.

Maybe that is why a pyramid is on the USA symbols so commonly.
Anonymous No.82544093
still remember the golden age of herbertposting
>feeling short? have a herbert!
>[herbposting instatutes]
>tall herbert is tall!

all the classics
Anonymous No.82544099
>>82543869
how many do you apply for. I only apply for couple jobs a day.
Anonymous No.82544102
THIS NIGGA CALLED WOLFGANG!
Anonymous No.82544116 >>82544124
>>82544084
lowkey tho fr
Anonymous No.82544122
Lost at pools x

Getting wissed nows. It overs x
Anonymous No.82544124 >>82544147
>>82544116
not even metal
Anonymous No.82544126 >>82544147
Wolfgang, have you actually changed your name by deedpoll to 'Wolfgang'?
like a trve metalhead.
Anonymous No.82544138 >>82544168
how's that lad getting on in Viking Minecraft?
Anonymous No.82544147 >>82544276
>>82544124
of course not, although saved from here june of 2024 and I occasionally wear aic dirt, so amused me
>>82544126
born with it

right its bed time, wish me sweet dreams
Anonymous No.82544163
Just bought a wokkle but feel like I cba to drink it nows x

It all Qatar fault x
Anonymous No.82544168
>>82544138
>in Viking Minecraft
...Valheim?
Anonymous No.82544206
Fuck it let's get wissed x

https://youtu.be/XXnSpDmd2QA?si=ADN-57VUF8wITn-D
Anonymous No.82544233
>>82543911
What kind? Better be a proper game like poker. Not shitty slots or sports betting
Anonymous No.82544243
The regime is coming back x

Just wait and see x

https://youtu.be/juVKpvYjb-8?si=-0wh34wegygRjjZ3
Anonymous No.82544245 >>82544280
>We will call him Wolfgang
Anonymous No.82544276
>>82544147
>born with it

you know, however you turned out, that's fitting.
metalhead? sure.
into pop? great, sounds like a Swedish pop star.
more classical? makes sense.
like your hip-hop? Wolf. gang.
Anonymous No.82544280
>>82544245
>we will call him penis cheese
Anonymous No.82544305
>Redditlod called 'Ninja Salad'
>apparently because of Naruto

feel very old. i guess there'll be an influx of Danaeryses at some point, checking into hotels and things.
Anonymous No.82544330
We will call him Welperking x
Anonymous No.82544348 >>82544389
Sometimes I wonder, are we all just monkeys who wear suits and pretend to be civilised?
Anonymous No.82544383
Just garn get drunk and go on Fortnite tonight. Not garn on waptop. Don't trust meself x

Better safe than sorries x
Anonymous No.82544389
>>82544348
Humans are just really intelligent Apes. We're still animals at the end of the day.

Aliens know the score x
Anonymous No.82544407
Just look at your hands right now. They are literally ape hands. We are all animals. Based Greys fucked with are DNA thoughs so now we're smart af.
Anonymous No.82544409
I want Helper to fucking off himself and improve the world as a result.
Anonymous No.82544442
I want Welper to keep living and enjoy his life.
Anonymous No.82544446
I will outlive all my enemies.

Cheers x
Anonymous No.82544455
It really is a HHL world. We're all just fucking living in it.
Anonymous No.82544508
Really regret fucking around during school and my college years. Came back to bite me now, hasn't it? It's funny cause my maths teachers in high school used to tell me I wouldn't amount to anything if I kept fucking about. He was right at the end of the day.
Anonymous No.82544536
We are and have been for a while now coming out and speaking in the public and we're proclaiming to the public that we are speaking on behalf of - or rather we are sent by the command of the Imam of The Time, Imam Al-Shippy, the 12th Imam, Ahmed Al Greg Austin Al-Askari
Anonymous No.82544571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QQmhKvNz_k
Anonymous No.82544598
Bit ot Steps x
https://youtu.be/EsuRgxsd6bk?si=-hGYEGrlm2dMdUR6
Anonymous No.82544602 >>82544648
Making passionate homosexual love to Sean's arsehole
Anonymous No.82544613
i was a loyalist in the Arbroathy Army.

then she posted THAT video.
Anonymous No.82544635 >>82544688
me? watching that Red Sonja.
low-budget swords-and-sorcery guff. that's all i'm after. i can NOT be disappointed.
Anonymous No.82544640
Watching AB get sexually harassed.
Anonymous No.82544648
>>82544602
Feeling Sean's arsehole grasp your knob? What do you think lad? I think yes. I think I want that. You?
Anonymous No.82544659
Friday night, and the feeling is right, to put cock in Sean's knob
Sean is a guy from Sunderland, I want to put it in his thunder cunt
Love lad, Sean lad!
Hey I want to keep sean perfect
Because you know...Sean's gotta go
Bye Sean <3
Anonymous No.82544661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nn-uHUlknY
Anonymous No.82544670
HEY! You gotta keep Sean Helper Lad perfect!
OH WOW! Don't you want to see Sean?
Don't you love Sunderland?
Anonymous No.82544688 >>82544875
Is it just me or is it suspiciously warm tonight?
>>82544635
Original or the new one? I like the actress in the new one but haven't watched it yet.
Anonymous No.82544712
Im better than you and your family x
Anonymous No.82544721
Is this the future for us NEETs?
Anonymous No.82544741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU0G0IWe4H8
OFFICIAL SHIPPY ANNOUNCEMENT No.82544843 >>82544859 >>82544869 >>82544885 >>82544892
Dear people of /britfeel/

Greg "Shippy" Austin has issued the following commandments

Balance a coin on your nose for 20 seconds.

Hum a note, then match it on a phone tuner.

Draw a perfect circle once-no corrections.

Speak a sentence without the letter "e."

Count backward from 97 by 7s, eyes closed.

Hold a plank for 45 seconds; note the exact second you wavered.

Stack five random objects; photograph the tower; delete the photo.

Boil water; stop the kettle one second before the boil.

Memorize a four-line poem; recite it twice, an hour apart.

Fold one paper crane; place it somewhere no one will notice.

Identify three sounds in the room; map their positions with your finger.

Write a haiku about a mundane object on your desk.

Toss a coin ten times; log the sequence; don't interpret it.

Whistle a major scale ascending, then descending, without pausing.

Hold your breath; count heartbeats; record the number.

This is the word of your LORD
Anonymous No.82544859
>>82544843
I will obey my lord
Anonymous No.82544869
>>82544843
Thank you father I will do this
Anonymous No.82544875
>>82544688
new one.

'salright. feels like it's been chopped up in editing a lot. weird acting from the Irish pick n mix lad from Misfits.

but i'm in the mindset of "it's like watching some LARP kids making a fan film" and you know what, good for them. running around the woods, with their swords and things.
Anonymous No.82544885
>>82544843
I hope other people remember to do this. It's my strong and stark memory
Anonymous No.82544892
>>82544843
Only Shippy could come up with this obvious truth
Anonymous No.82544950 >>82544992 >>82544998
Just got back from a Kneecap gig. AMA
Anonymous No.82544981
there is a transsexual in my Red Sonja film.
Anonymous No.82544992
>>82544950
were you merc'd by any feds, or was your opsec game legit?
Anonymous No.82544998 >>82549035
>>82544950
Was the crowd as obnoxious as you expected. And how many times did they mention Palestine
Anonymous No.82545043
Still drinking that VK me. Got a wokkle of wodka thoughs.

Fuck Qatar x
Anonymous No.82545083 >>82545155
I do suspect the old thyroidnibba do be broken somewhat. Something physiological at least. Ze light within me has went out a little bit. No optimism anymore, just despair. Oh well oh well. Hopefully I can fix it. But no I think I'm just broken and that's that.
Anonymous No.82545150
I stood for Sunderland not the rich elite who rule the world x

In the end I will be betrayed by my own people just like Jesus x
Anonymous No.82545155 >>82545181
>>82545083
don't torture my heart with your Chika-like posting
Anonymous No.82545160
Trump is president again

2018 vibes x

https://youtu.be/ddJqNY__9U8?si=t9Hf6E2xEjioro5J
Anonymous No.82545181
>>82545155
Real deal I'm afraid. Who the hell else would post such cryptic weird bloody rubbish! I mean to others it probably comes across that way but to me it makes perfect sense. I'm not so well these days. Not so well.
Anonymous No.82545191
You're all a bunch of NPC faggots x
Anonymous No.82545247
Just looked up at that sky me fucking all clouds they cover up them triangle UFOs

Fuck the lotnof yas x
Anonymous No.82545267 >>82545294
*gets out marker*

le sigh...
Anonymous No.82545289
Triangle bros know the fucking score xxx
Anonymous No.82545294 >>82545340 >>82545356
>>82545267
I won't be staying. I probably won't be able to post longer term anyway. I mean maybe I'm being a hypochondriac but I don't feel good. Bro is cooked, as they say.
Anonymous No.82545340 >>82545354
>>82545294
Ngl bruh I am cooked too. I spend my days drinking and obsessively watching videos about them aliens now. Guess it's better than being on the wokey tho x
Anonymous No.82545354
Idk what Clair Obscur even means but it do be unbelievably kino. Best game I've played in years. It's the peak, we cannot reach it again. We cannot.
>>82545340
We all cooked in life x. But yeah nah frfr we all have parasites and undiagnosed thyroid disorders I reckon.
Anonymous No.82545356 >>82545377
>>82545294
been garn Beehive everyday.
describing your vibe.
saying you owe me a tenner.
whole toon's oot for your blood.
Anonymous No.82545377 >>82545431
>>82545356
Look man
Money isn't even real anyway
Anonymous No.82545431 >>82545448
>>82545377
i would accept fake money
it's how people buy their narcotics, so i have heard

at any rate i hope you are well you tight git
Anonymous No.82545448 >>82545473
>casually drops 10/10 story, gameplay, OST, aesthetic style vidya in your path to help you cope with depressions and irl turmoil and health issues
Thank you video game industry sama, very cool.

>>82545431
It not possible to be well in a sick and dying world is it? Well it's not int it?
Anonymous No.82545473 >>82545498
>>82545448
that does sound lovely. i don't have the money for a fancy games machine. but maybe some day.

are you still with the missus? (this is NOT bigotry it is jovial japes, nobody come at me with your fuckin -phobias and -isms)
Anonymous No.82545498 >>82545534
>>82545473
What sort of comment is that. Bloody ell. Words, CBA with them. Too tired.
Anonymous No.82545510 >>82545635
Packing Ruth and Laura's fudge
Anonymous No.82545534 >>82545556
>>82545498
mate i am doing all the hedging
you could call me a hedge hog
Anonymous No.82545548
>go hospital to sick aunty
>see the hatred in the eyes of the sick and dying

Genuinely unnerving. Life is cruel enjoy it while you can lids
Anonymous No.82545556 >>82545619
>>82545534
Hedgenibbas
Dunno what you're saying anyway
Anonymous No.82545572 >>82545614
You know that scene in Silent Hill (2006) when the little burned girl stares at the nurse. It was like that.

It freaked me out x
Anonymous No.82545580
Mahler there's a bit in Mahler Symphony Number 6 which is the best thing I have ever heard.
Anonymous No.82545614
>>82545572
When I was younger I went to hospital to see a sick relative and seen some horrific things. A severely disabled girl whos bones were always loudly cracking and her skin was bleeding. One of the worst things I've ever seen. Her mother looked mentally exhausted too. I don't wanna know what happened to her that brief interaction was bad enough.
Anonymous No.82545619 >>82545640
>>82545556
we talk the same and yet you do not hear.

how's thinsgggs with the beefo, boyo? you dig you dig?
Anonymous No.82545635
>>82545510
Don't think I could ever imagine them doing such things.
Anonymous No.82545640
>>82545619
Not really. Look I'm tired. I'm tired boss.
Anonymous No.82545668 >>82545738 >>82545752
HHL era choons x

https://youtu.be/s3a4OQR-10M?si=yJCHtB-v26zoAtVp
Anonymous No.82545683
Gucciarse digestive R&R this hath been phwoar
Anonymous No.82545712 >>82546581 >>82549726
Being a wagie must be the most depressing thing ever if you can't ever experience relationships, sex and job progression. Why bother playing a game you can't win?
Anonymous No.82545738
>>82545668
Corr decent choon that.
Anonymous No.82545752
>>82545668
Listening to that song imagining HelperLad sitting in Beehive drowning his sorrows loser style.
Anonymous No.82545839
HHL will never ever know what pussy feels like. Kate Middleton will make sure of that.
Anonymous No.82546009
Am all welpered out me x

Garn grind some Fortnite and finish off this wodka x
Anonymous No.82546032 >>82546432
I donate bloods tomorrow. I do more for society than all the haters here x
Anonymous No.82546135
>you lived to witness the end of Britain and the HHL era

It over x

https://youtu.be/LlN8MPS7KQs?si=SAlPJbEwkWjLvJoP
Anonymous No.82546189
HHL is just another fanatic. England lives on. The likes of HHL told us to surrender to Hitler. We don't surrender. Not now
Not ever!

https://youtu.be/EGrES89AKz4?si=IC734YcFFlPH0IO1
Anonymous No.82546202
why does Chika not donate blood?
Anonymous No.82546299
for context, homosexuals cannot donate blood.
Anonymous No.82546355 >>82546462
Manchester smackhead mate Just video called me he's fucking off the rails.

Kinnells x
Anonymous No.82546403
Unskippable 90 second ad on my new fridge freezer - door only unlocks after video finishes. Just wanted my chilled water before bed fuck sake.
Anonymous No.82546414
No5h8nt but bunch of fascists xxx
Anonymous No.82546432 >>82546623
>>82546032
Never donate blood in case it goes to an immigrant or female. Took myself off the organ donor register too.
Anonymous No.82546462
>>82546355
Fuck off Sean you spastic little twat
Anonymous No.82546581
>>82545712
would shag the ginge desu
Anonymous No.82546623 >>82546756
>>82546432
>Took myself off the organ donor register too.
did you tell them its useless taking your organs since youve been dead inside for years? x
Anonymous No.82546756 >>82546832
>>82546623
They won't be of any use when I'm in pieces over some rocks.
Anonymous No.82546832
>>82546756
your heart is so cold it wouldnt even need putting in one of those coolers they have
Anonymous No.82546876
Wouldn't even let the pigs in like this woman. Imagine being told to apologise to someone for something you wrote online. Fuck off.

https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/police-totalitarian-attack-free-speech-apology-5HjdDDC_2/
Anonymous No.82546889 >>82546997
just took my contacts out, you know what that means?

ftnjosdjkof dksop vgfv asd
Anonymous No.82546997
>>82546889
it means glasses on little lad
Anonymous No.82547130
Taking Fortnite by storm tomorrow me.

Everyone needs 5o Pipe downs x
Anonymous No.82547167
Do not make me go full Jurassic Park clips mode nows. Pipe down losers x
Anonymous No.82547180
Pipe down ya fucking freaks x

Especially you Karl and Ryan x

Perverts x
Anonymous No.82547194 >>82547311
Obsessed with your Ryan being a "loser" just like that Mark. No one steals my limelight. Fuck off freaks.
Anonymous No.82547210
Humiliation rituals on tap I couldn't give a fuck.

Fuck Amy Lea and fuck Kate Middleton x

They want working-class mackem lads to die of cancer x
Anonymous No.82547237
Ros humiliates her son Mark he is disabled. She goes on like the cunt is the most disabled lad in Britain. He's not.

It's all a fetish and it's wrong. Time for women of Britain to grow up.and stop humiliating their disabled kids because they think theu they will be financially rewarded. It's not happening anymore lmfao. Losers x
Anonymous No.82547250
And WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHITE WOMEN OBSESSION WITH THE WORD "LOSER".

WHAT IS THIS SOME CRINGE 1980s MOVIE.

FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS. I'M A LOSER AND PROUD. FUCK THE LOT OF YA X
Anonymous No.82547311 >>82547340 >>82547349
>>82547194
Who is Ryan lad
Anonymous No.82547323
Fuck off with ya cringe American capitalist bullshit.

No one cares about being a "loser".

I sponsored by McDonald's
I SPONSORED BY apple
I SPONSORED by Intel


See no one cares

Fuck off freaks
Anonymous No.82547340
>>82547311
Ask Laura Lemure ASMR x
Anonymous No.82547349
>>82547311

She might gaslight Ryan but not me
https://youtu.be/L1n4A_2Fl74?si=3qsp8RtsZNQ9aj8n
Anonymous No.82547376
Heil Britney

Fuck Kate Middleton x

https://youtu.be/t0bPrt69rag?si=HZxehWXxuFZguBkg
Anonymous No.82547420
I take over American 90s high school

I know what to say now bros
Anonymous No.82547448 >>82547499
Send me back and I'll sort it out and stop Charlie Kirk from being snuffed out. I'll keep it dreamcore and pro-HHL.
Anonymous No.82547499
>>82547448
Welper you would get eaten alive in 1990s era USA high school. Not even joking. You would be bullied into oblivion.
Anonymous No.82547533 >>82548432
he did not complete his 40 day fast
Anonymous No.82547545
HHL time travelling back to 1994 to preach about White Genocide in an American High School just to get immediately ostracised and bullied into suicide.
Anonymous No.82547669
SHE'S SO LUCKY

SHE'S A STAR

https://youtu.be/4vvBAONkYwI?si=PJX4q2lBwRF0LKDA
Anonymous No.82547690
Fuck those who have signed on to humiliate me.

We'll see who is humiliated in the end.

I'm watching you pal x
Anonymous No.82547707
Be a shame if something happened to Britney x
Anonymous No.82547727
Israeli men are not happy with Britney

Keep me out of it Jake style x
Anonymous No.82548184 >>82548301
Must be brushing and washing her hair a lot being in a dry country. Look at that hair loss.
Anonymous No.82548301 >>82548340
>>82548184
Post your hair line, big man
Anonymous No.82548307 >>82548336
Let's stick a few immigrants in her home and see how long she stays on the left.
Anonymous No.82548329
The little brother of a middle class girl from school hadn't even seen a foreign person until he was 9 lmao
Anonymous No.82548336 >>82548359
>>82548307
What the fuck is that shoulder to hip ratio
Anonymous No.82548340 >>82548388
>>82548301
You can't compare male hairlines to females. There is no excuse for them. They don't get the baldness gene.
Anonymous No.82548359
>>82548336
She's not a very tall lass. Probably 5ft 2.
Anonymous No.82548382 >>82548461
AM GEDDIN IT TOMORRA
>AM GEDDIN IT TOMORRA
AM GEDDIN IT TOMORRA
>AM GEDDIN IT TOMORRA
It lush. Marks just gone and bought himself a nic new Apple Watch. It lovely. Good for SVT. By the way he's getting it tomorrow.
https://youtu.be/phhuImFd05U?si=36b5ozT2VuPEijLj
Anonymous No.82548388
>>82548340
Ive seen balding/bald women IRL
Anonymous No.82548432 >>82548443
>>82547533
Wiki sez he's alive thoeverbeit
Anonymous No.82548443 >>82548922
>>82548432
https://x.com/Monarch/status/1968794957998899654
Anonymous No.82548461
>>82548382
Cex getting a new apple watch ultra 3 on Sunday. Oh it LUSH and I mean LUSH
Anonymous No.82548482 >>82548519
>on busy bus
>female gets on and says would you mind letting me sit down
>I just stare at the creature to make her go away
>she just mutters some words and stands up

The fuck these females think they are making demands like that to a man? My bag is not going on the dirty floor. That the way it is. No one mess with me or I cause a scene. Stand the fuck up bitch. We equal now. No special treatment for you.
Anonymous No.82548517
>police woman approaches me on street on one of my bad days
>"are you ok, what's your name?"
>fuck giving my name out so she can do a check and get me arrested for her power trip against men
>not required to give my name to anyone
>just ignore her and stare at her like a psycho
>male officer says "you know it's rude not to reply to a woman"
>trying to bait me into saying misogynistic stuff
>just continue my silence and only keep my stare at the female pig
>they walk off
Anonymous No.82548519 >>82548538
>>82548482
Last time you've been on a bus?
Anonymous No.82548538
>>82548519
2009 I think. Back when they had them noisy small buses which angered the disability mongs.
Anonymous No.82548581
>white and brown police officers asks me questions
>only answer white man questions
>"is there a reason you don't want to answer my colleague?"
>tell him is it a crime to selectively only answer to one person
>"noo but it's rude"
>tell him to shut up pig, you serve me, no one will ever respect you
>tell him to jog on, lucky I'm not mentally ill enough to suffer the consequences of my actions
Anonymous No.82548712
120 parcels today, nearly 100 are small packet or postable though so should fit it all in. Wish it showed you the dimensions/weight, then I'd be able to estimate better before I go in, like the standards are usually boxes but sometimes they're just big packets from temu because of the weight, and sometimes the packets are actually boxes just misbanded, I usually judge it off the ratio of total drops to small packet+postable
Anonymous No.82548717 >>82548800 >>82548815
Vive cola, just as nice as pepsi or coke but cheaper. Making big saving I am
Anonymous No.82548733 >>82548739
Me and HHL making out on the disability toilet
Anonymous No.82548739
>>82548733
the only thing HHL has done in the disabled toilet is get swirlied by small children laughing at him
Anonymous No.82548755
Me CV is worthless
Anonymous No.82548787
Me life is worthless
Anonymous No.82548800 >>82548815 >>82548825
>>82548717
I know mate little Tory boys on here calling me grim for drinking it. It's not a bad substitute. Considering real coke is almost 5 fuckin quid for a 6 pack.
Anonymous No.82548815 >>82548825 >>82548846
>>82548717
>>82548800
For me it's professor peppy
Anonymous No.82548825 >>82548834
>>82548800
Any coke bought in cans is a ripoff. Most coke you can get more than a 6 pack for 2quid in a 2l bottle. Less on sale. Never buy canned cola or whatever, it's always worse value.

>>82548815
That's me favourite too but I stick to pepsi for my day-to-day drinking.
Anonymous No.82548829
big day of dog shit today
Anonymous No.82548834 >>82548912
>>82548825
>2l
Coca cola ain't done 2l bottles for years lad
Anonymous No.82548846
>>82548815
Cant drink professor peppy me it turns my piss a neon yellow color. Can't be good for the body that.
Anonymous No.82548847 >>82548855 >>82548869
miles cant be dead wtf nahh
Anonymous No.82548855 >>82548864
>>82548847
Most surprising thing to me is that he was born 1999. What is it with these zoomers and looking like they're 40
Anonymous No.82548864
>>82548855
I think being bald makes you look a lot older.
Anonymous No.82548869 >>82548888 >>82548922
>>82548847
Did the Taliban turn him into a Bacha bazi boy or something?
Anonymous No.82548888
>>82548869
Taliban Shipman gave him a lethal dose of glucose
Anonymous No.82548912 >>82548924 >>82548928
>>82548834
...Yeah they are? I walk past them all the time and buy some when they're like "2 for 3" in tesco.
Anonymous No.82548922 >>82549082
>>82548869
>>82548443
26 years old too, not right

His last stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCD1L9uiMRY
Anonymous No.82548924 >>82548951
>>82548912
Coke Zero is fucking wank mate. Full sugar or nothing.
Anonymous No.82548928 >>82548951
>>82548912
Diet and zero aren't real coca cola, doesn't count
Anonymous No.82548951 >>82548967
>>82548924
>>82548928
Ah right you lads want your teeth to fall out. Then fair enough.
Guess you gotta go Pepsi then as I'm pretty sure those full sugar ones are still 2l.

Either way I still reckon full sugar coke is cheaper in the bottles than the cans. Cans are a mental ripoff.
Anonymous No.82548967 >>82548977
>>82548951
Nah lad the real coca cola has been 1.75l for years, they do 1.25l as well, used to have 1.5l but not sure they do those now
Anonymous No.82548977 >>82548982
>>82548967
Then my lack of full sugar experience is the problem here, my b.
Anonymous No.82548982 >>82549023
>>82548977
It's alright mate, can't expect everyone to be a coca cola connoisseur
Anonymous No.82548994
You get the best coca cola from polski skleps, polski coca cola has 31g sugar per 250ml, we used to have 29g sugar in ours years ago but they dropped it to 27g
Anonymous No.82549023 >>82549032
>>82548982
And I'm also a filthy Pepsi lad too anyway.
Anonymous No.82549032 >>82549042 >>82549046
>>82549023
Pepsi rots your teeth lad, my auntie drinks her body weight in Pepsi Max every day, literally rotted her teeth, she spent thousands getting whatever done then went straight back to drinking Pepsi Max
Anonymous No.82549035 >>82549048
>>82544998
Yep and constantly. I like their old tunes. My brother showed me them in like 2018 and they're pretty meh since the English lefties got to them. It was basically all about Palestine.
Anonymous No.82549042
>>82549032
Your aunt is subhuman, sorry.
Anonymous No.82549046
>>82549032
Well I'm also the sugarfree lad so it's not an issue for me
Kinda funny though, I've drunk Pepsi Max or other sugarfree cola for my main source of hydration for over 10 years now. Like 2-3l of it a day. Only in the last year did I cut down.
Had my first dentist appointment since I was a kid recently, was just too lazy to ever bother so I'd not been checked in all those 10 years.
"No problems here mate, maybe get a hygiene appointment sometime and that's it"
Anonymous No.82549048
>>82549035
I only like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgfWl6THOPU
Took it off my Spotify when I found out they support palestine though. Fuck gaza
Anonymous No.82549054 >>82549092
Dogberg on the rampage today, tried to attack a lab and two spaniels. Must've woken up on the wrong side of the bed.
Anonymous No.82549082
>>82548922
>03:49:00
>To be fair, when I was standing up talking to Morgan I did feel a tad dizzy. A tad dizzy. I wonder what that is.
Anonymous No.82549092 >>82549132
>>82549054
I fucking hate dogs desu
Anonymous No.82549132
>>82549092
Think Muslims have it right about dogs, any animal that has the ability to lick its own arsehole is dirty and disgusting. Little dogs have this gland up their arsehole that you have to take to the vets and pay to have them stick their fingers up there and squeeze this gunk out. Grim.
Anonymous No.82549137
Time to move on in life make changes and be a better me, me.
Anonymous No.82549160
Good wuttington just now
Anonymous No.82549169
Mature lasses and black fellas oh aye x
Anonymous No.82549172
White lasses and black lads corr
Anonymous No.82549180 >>82549193 >>82549214
watching those poverty documentaries, asbolutely grim. 32 year old single mum who looks 50 taking out 200% interest loans to pay for her bills GRIM

so glad im too much of an incel to ever reproduce and get trapped like that
Anonymous No.82549181 >>82549216 >>82549313
Who the fuck is Jimmy Kimmel and why should I give a shit if he's fired?
Anonymous No.82549193 >>82549259
>>82549180
Incredibly grim. Literally der untermenschen. Can't believe we put up with and actually incentivise these sorts of people to proliferate.
Anonymous No.82549214
>>82549180
WONGA!
Anonymous No.82549216
>>82549181
Another American TV mong that tells Americans their opinions on politics and culture, like the other twat who got cancelled
Anonymous No.82549217
Me? I don't take blood money
Anonymous No.82549242 >>82549375
Air Max trackie for me job interview
Anonymous No.82549259
>>82549193
i also absolutely hate the way they speak, no femininity at all, hair tied back in a tight ponytail, hoop earrings. what is wrong with these women
Anonymous No.82549313 >>82550065
>>82549181
>why should I give a shit if he's fired
Being cancelled for your views is shit, whichever end of the spectrum you are, but he was also an unfunny preachy cunt so it's not a big loss.
Anonymous No.82549349
had a nice night out with my pals yesterday. bit sleepy today aha x
Anonymous No.82549375 >>82549458
>>82549242
White string vest a bucket hat and adidas stripe trackie bottoms for a job interview.
Anonymous No.82549435
The wapu shall be wecuperating now x
Anonymous No.82549446 >>82549581
Woke up at 7 and now I'm tired again, going to go back to sleep. Why not.
Anonymous No.82549457
Belly button is starting to get sopping wet through again. I stick my finger inside it comes out all wet and smelly. Why does this keep happening?
Anonymous No.82549458 >>82549486
>>82549375
i cant go to job interviews, always embarass myself horribly
Anonymous No.82549473
Dick tangled in ceiling fan
Anonymous No.82549486
>>82549458
i'm usually fine once i'm in the interview proper, but its the shit like arriving and finding out where im meant to go and the introductions that make me spaghetti all over the fucking place
Anonymous No.82549581 >>82549609
>>82549446
>Why not
Should be looking for a job
Anonymous No.82549609 >>82549705 >>82550067
>>82549581
I can't sorry. 4 hidden disabilities. Would have worked all my life it it wasn't for them. For many it's misunderstood but for me I have to live with it. Didn't ask to be born.
Anonymous No.82549705
>>82549609
>hidden disabilities
No such thing
Anonymous No.82549726
>>82545712
I'm in a long term relationship, have regular sex and a career. Wageslavery is still miserable

The only benefit is money and being able to afford a house of your own
Anonymous No.82550065
>>82549313
I dunno, I kinda feel like the shoe has been on the other foot for a very, very long time. There are no principles in politics, you either win or lose and I'd prefer it if my friends won and my enemies lost. More I say.
Anonymous No.82550067
>>82549609
Four?! Damn, lad, I've only got three myself. What are your four? How can I hiddendisabilitymaxx harder?
Anonymous No.82550071
he playing roa-roa-roa-roa-roa-road to demascus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO2P9tubq3o
Anonymous No.82550092 >>82550348
Google Engineer. PlayStation Technician, volunteers through the day, when it comes to bills he's good for the pay.
We ALL could learn a little bit from the SeasideCREED.
He battled the bookies and won. You can afford a items when you're not squandering it at the betting shops.
Anonymous No.82550125
Sadiq Khan started pronouncing Gaza as 'Harza' kek. You can take the paki out of the middle east, but you can't take the middle east out of the paki. He's not one of us and he doesn't even pretend to be lol.
Anonymous No.82550160 >>82550212
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Anonymous No.82550170 >>82550261
Just woke up on couch me. Fascists try to stop and sabotage my blood donations. I still goes. Few wuppas in me and a shower. Sober me up x

Fuck the lot of yas x
Anonymous No.82550184 >>82550189
My blood will save a life

What have you done

Fuck all x
Anonymous No.82550189 >>82550231
>>82550184
ickle baby
I've comforted two people leaving our mortal plane.
Anonymous No.82550212 >>82550228
>>82550160
if Biscoffs were on the BDS list, i'd still eat them.

i have my principles. i also have my exceptions.
Anonymous No.82550220
mind you, one or two of these with a coffee somewhere, just a nice treat. basically malted milk biscuits, you only get them in cafes, would be a bit sickly having more than two wouldn't it?

going out and buying them, now that they're some trendy thing? absolutely awful. they taste burnt.
Anonymous No.82550228
>>82550212
Caramelised biscuits are indeed on the list.
They have a lot of potential.
But still we remain loyal to the classics. The Custard Cream fulfils most of dreams whilst being accessible at a low price point, some of us even pray for the Bourbon Biscuit.
Anonymous No.82550231
>>82550189
Fair play x

We all have to make the world better in our own ways. Too many evil people out there nowadays. Capitalism corrupting souls. English people thinking they're in the Truman Show when in reality a rich Qatari is probably the main character. It overs x
Anonymous No.82550244
Knocking back this wuppa now

https://youtu.be/juVKpvYjb-8?si=vF2g6YIKpWiB_S0f
Anonymous No.82550261 >>82550334
>>82550170
You always fall asleep on the couch like a grandpa now when you're drinking. Getting old.
Anonymous No.82550282
why 'Chika' doesn't give blood donations?
Anonymous No.82550304
just saw one of my neighbours carrying about 10 unassembled cardboard boxes from her car to her flat, drop them off, then drive off again.

also checked her car and the colour is wrong (DVLA has 'Green Vauxhall', really more blue)

shall be making a note of this.
Anonymous No.82550309
looked a bit 'arty'. maybe in her 20s or 30s.

not judging art people, mind. just have a feeling those boxes aren't being used as boxes, if you catch my drift.
Anonymous No.82550334
>>82550261

Rather that than staying up all night sniffing shite. At least I'm okay now and ready to go for blood donation. If I was on packet last night I would be ill af in beddingtons right now whole day cancelled. Not about that life anymore.
Anonymous No.82550342
Might but new Sunderland hone shirt today. Fuck it. Better than giving it to the wrug wealers x
Anonymous No.82550348 >>82550377
>>82550092
He gives off strong nonce vibes though imo
Anonymous No.82550377
>>82550348
no he doesn't. in what sense does he give off 'strong nonce vibes'?

in my opinion, we should relegate this to actual nonces. you're cheapening nonce-accusations. false-nonce-accusers should be subject to de-ageing and fondling by genuine nonces, IMO.
Anonymous No.82550380
NIGGAS IFFY UH
WELPER GOT THE STIFFY UH
Anonymous No.82550546 >>82550573 >>82550581
Don't think you can donate blood when you're drunk
Anonymous No.82550573
>>82550546
vampires get drunk off tramps.
Anonymous No.82550581
>>82550546
You can't because the blood has to be clean and they won't risk taking blood from someone who has been drinking in case they do hard taking blood from a drunk.
Anonymous No.82550638 >>82550643 >>82550662
I was hoping for a 12+ hour doss session today, but need to be up early in the morning to help my mum with something.

Oh well, let's get to it, I suppose.
Songnotrel, just getting in the mood. LET'S GO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka06pEYj5jE
Anonymous No.82550639
woke up with mad anxiety for some reason today lids
Anonymous No.82550643 >>82550662
>>82550638
>Songnotrel, just getting in the mood
Think you fucked up the link, mongy.
Anonymous No.82550658
Got my m85 czech army jacket for the winter.
Anonymous No.82550662
>>82550638
Me again, there's loads f decent clothing (or drip as the kids call it).
>>82550643
Ah yes, so I did. I won't correct it. That's a vid of a server I'm thinking of looking into. Also thinking I might start some PvP stuff, see how long it takes me to get bored of constantly being killed.
Anonymous No.82550664 >>82550670 >>82550672 >>82550687
Britfeel died with Eva6.
Anonymous No.82550670 >>82550674
>>82550664
Wasnt she a nonce nest character?
Anonymous No.82550672
>>82550664
With the proof of discord mongs trying to troll the thread, I think we can say the userbase broke it. Ego driven userbase.
Anonymous No.82550674
>>82550670
>she
Oh no.
Anonymous No.82550687
>>82550664
eva6 was actually an 'open access' thoughtform. project onto any sizeable dreamscape, you can host your own eva6 instance if you have the occupancy.
Anonymous No.82550698 >>82550701
HHL is worthless
Anonymous No.82550701
>>82550698
Well yeah, no shit mate.
Anonymous No.82550703 >>82550711
depressed lads. Keep seeing brown people outside.
Look, they're not wanted, okay?
Anonymous No.82550707 >>82551066
>flat inspection again next wednesday
why? wtf do they think im doing in here?
Anonymous No.82550711
>>82550703
Loads of wogs around mine now, not right, not right at all
Anonymous No.82550717 >>82550728 >>82550741
Elated lads. Keep seeing sexy brown women outside. Corr!
Anonymous No.82550728
>>82550717
>sexy brown women
Nonsense it's literally all ugly men
Anonymous No.82550735 >>82550748
HHL is cute
Anonymous No.82550741
>>82550717
Curry or chocolate? Got loads of them in my area and they are actually very decent ya know
Anonymous No.82550748
>>82550735
This is what the Nigerian nurses at his care home are saying about him. It lush x
Anonymous No.82550749
Imagine being in the emergency room after a horrific accident and you need a blood transfusion ASAP but they give you HHL's mong blood that's full of alcohol.
Anonymous No.82550756
idk how people give blood, how do you lose that much blood without passing out? id be on my arse before the bag thing is half full
Anonymous No.82550766 >>82550922
don't mind tea-coloured women tbqh.
Anonymous No.82550773
would you rather get HHL's or Shippy's blood?
Anonymous No.82550861
Really tired but the show must go on x
Anonymous No.82550904 >>82550931
Imagine if Unite the Kingdom just turned into one big uprising. What would they do? Lock up half a million?
Anonymous No.82550922
>>82550766
Would have to be very milky tea coloured desu
Anonymous No.82550931 >>82550978
>>82550904
this was Extinction Rebellion's whole thing
>"they can't lock up ALL of us!!!"
>some of them get locked up
>mostly go free
>twee middle-class organisers, in particular, are completely fine
Anonymous No.82550942
what big rallies/protests are scheduled tomorrow, then?
shit's like checking the weather now.
Anonymous No.82550946 >>82550967
Lock up all NEETs
Anonymous No.82550967
>>82550946
yes lock me up daddy i've been very naughty
Anonymous No.82550971
Just donated that blood me. Garn for a few jars nows x
Anonymous No.82550978 >>82551024
>>82550931
They didn't turn out in huge numbers. Most people hated them.
Anonymous No.82550989
Lock up everybody that's a virgin after 25. We need more british sprogs and if you refuse to do your part you need to be removed from society.
Anonymous No.82551024 >>82551067
>>82550978
yeah they were just an irritant, but in real life so are anti-immigration protestors.
goal is to get things changed, and i've lost any faith 'direct action' can do that.
maybe if you assassinated an archduke or something, but you won't.
Anonymous No.82551062 >>82551077 >>82551078
Don't know why anyone feels sad for that Charlie. I'm still upset for her.
Anonymous No.82551066
>>82550707
Get naked and do an eagle spread on the couch when the (((landlord))) arrives. That will make them think twice about coming over.
Anonymous No.82551067
>>82551024
>yeah they were just an irritant, but in real life so are anti-immigration protestors.

This

Blocking roads (its not like the dosser junkies need to be anywhere) then smashing bottles everywhere and burning bins of the local shops, pair that with all the kids who treat it as a night out and its flat out fucking retarded

Council just leave the mess so there is now multiple melted bins/trolleys suck to the roads which you need to avoid or your tyres are fucked
Anonymous No.82551068 >>82551085 >>82551100
>simping over a dead girl
Anonymous No.82551077 >>82551100
>>82551062
Like i said, give it a week and its old news
Anonymous No.82551078 >>82551100 >>82551129
>>82551062
Who is that? And why do you keep posting the same woman over and over you little spastic.
Anonymous No.82551085
>>82551068
Ruthmong is that deprived of the touch of a woman he is obsessing over dead women now. Really creepy and weird. In a few years you will see a shoeless mong grave digging corpses at the local cemetery on the news at 10
Anonymous No.82551100 >>82551140
>>82551068
It's worse to watch her bleed out than ACK man.

>>82551077
Shame really. I'll always remember her.

>>82551078
She was slashed in the neck by a black on a train randomly. Died within minutes. Go watch the video.
Anonymous No.82551112 >>82551127
We all donate bloods in life x
Anonymous No.82551114
waitin fort' air to dry then off tu't barbers, then m and s for some scranlingtons, may pick up gfberg flowers. Notepad currently spamming 'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm' in order to keep me online on teams oh aye the wagie life
Anonymous No.82551127
>>82551112
Never donate blood me. Couldn't care less about normies. Would not accept blood either. Rather just die.
Anonymous No.82551129 >>82551173
>>82551078
Remember that if she was ugly he wouldn't give a flying fuck.
Anonymous No.82551136 >>82551164
Ruthmong whats your opinion on anal sex?
Anonymous No.82551140 >>82551186
>>82551100
>Go watch the video
No I fucking won't you little sick weirdo. Why do you keep shilling this here? Fuck off.
Anonymous No.82551150 >>82551177
Think my neighbour has offed himself or something bad has happened. Coppers at the door asking if i'd heard anything and a couple of people i think are his relatives sitting in a car and van outside. He was a certified schizophrenic who'd been here three odd years and only started saying hello a few months back. I tried to get the coppers to tell me but they just said "an incident"
Anonymous No.82551164
>>82551136
I have no experience of any sex activities.
Anonymous No.82551173
>>82551129
I probably wouldn't save 50+ photos of her but I'd still be pissed off to be honest. Without the video I guess she'd be forgotten.
Anonymous No.82551177 >>82551216 >>82551221
>>82551150
Why do schizophrenics suicide so often :c
Anonymous No.82551186
>>82551140
You should though. It's brutal reality. Makes you think and want change. No woman should die this way.
Anonymous No.82551194
>No woman should die this way
Telling.
Anonymous No.82551200 >>82551278
>HHL has self-harm scars

well. now i feel sad.
Anonymous No.82551203 >>82551230
Mum getting fast food tonight. Personally wouldn't pay the price of a McDonald's meal but she doesn't mind. I'm NEET anyway with no bennies.
Anonymous No.82551207 >>82551240
If I was Ruthmong's father I would just stop feeding him and keep no food in the house. Eventually he will get so hungry that he'll leave the house and then I'd change the locks.
Anonymous No.82551216
>>82551177
idk if he is dead, it's been really quiet here, he would usually dissapear for several days, I think he would stay with his mum, his brother was a prick the one time i met him. Anyway, i was thinking, hmm, haven't seen "x" around for a while or heard him, he was one of those door slammer types, oblivious to other people. A few years ago he did threaten to kill everyone in the block and set our bodies on fire, so there's that, maybe he got well enough to make a moral descision not to threaten people or even, act on his delusions and offed himself.
Very sad if he's done that.
Anonymous No.82551221
>>82551177
Gee I wonder why. Right mystery that.
Anonymous No.82551230 >>82551241 >>82551258
>>82551203
If your mother can afford to buy McDonald's why doesn't she buy you a pair of shoes?
Anonymous No.82551240 >>82551265
>>82551207
I'd camp out in the front road in front of all the neighbours they get on with. They'd soon let me back in like that one time when I was 18.
Anonymous No.82551241
>>82551230
Magdolands
Anonymous No.82551258 >>82551294
>>82551230
Wouldn't be much point anyway. There's no where to go really. Impossible to get a job these days (long-term unemployed).
Anonymous No.82551265
>>82551240
I wouldn't desu
Anonymous No.82551278 >>82551297
>>82551200
That pic is not HHL
Anonymous No.82551294 >>82551299 >>82551301
>>82551258
You know Ruthmong. You are lucky your parents are rich enough to support you. And you aren't at the mercy of the DWP. Think yourself as blessed in life.
Anonymous No.82551297 >>82551317
>>82551278
he's been going on about giving bloods for days though. pretty sure that's him.
Anonymous No.82551299 >>82551321
>>82551294
Not sure being perhaps one of the biggest retards in this country is much of a blessing for the degenerate waste of space.
Anonymous No.82551301
>>82551294
I want to leech from the hateful government. I really do. They give the money to single mums and immigrants.
Anonymous No.82551317 >>82551343
>>82551297
Do you think they let you give blood when you have alcohol in your blood? I'm pretty sure they check beforehand.
Anonymous No.82551321
>>82551299
He doesn't have to work nor does he have to worry about the government's hand of death hovering over him taking his bennies whenever they choose. I would consider that as blessed.
Anonymous No.82551327 >>82551353
Purchased this game inspired by that lad who played it a while ago. I'm that depressed I haven't even plugged it into my gameboy yet to see if it works. Fucking hell.
Anonymous No.82551343 >>82551373
>>82551317
they just take your word for it. again, homosexuals cannot give blood. there is nothing stopping a homosexual from simply saying, 'me? straight as an arrow.'
yeah the perfect solution would be to test all blood, but they can't.
Anonymous No.82551353
>>82551327
cor. i never went back to it tbqh. as far as i'm concerned, PRIK is stuck in that first town forever.
Anonymous No.82551373
>>82551343
They make you watch gay porn to see if you get aroused
Anonymous No.82551381
Next thread>>82551372


Do people complain about pubs existing?
Why ban weed?
Anonymous No.82551616
I can't fly the WIG by myself
Anonymous No.82552707
Kebab tonight. Don't mind if I do.
Anonymous No.82552945
We just leaving the thread unfinished then
Anonymous No.82553734
Went home
Mama cried
Asked why?
Lord Miles died