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Anonymous No.82545841 >>82545845 >>82545846 >>82545918 >>82545945 >>82545953 >>82545958 >>82545985 >>82546000 >>82546463 >>82546555 >>82546846 >>82548161 >>82548687 >>82550451 >>82550578 >>82550596 >>82550911
Big news for the unemployer
/ourguy/ Asmon has lost his dad RIP he was diagnosed with cancer only like a month ago
There's no justice in this sick world
Anonymous No.82545845
>>82545841 (OP)
as much as i hate this nigga i gotta say rip to his father
Anonymous No.82545846 >>82546096 >>82549981 >>82550596
>>82545841 (OP)
>faggot boomer dies
>OOOOH THE HUMANITY
nigger i hope you get cancer next
Anonymous No.82545875 >>82549403
I can't believe this faggot makes millions of dollars and decides to live in filth. This man is mentally ill.
Anonymous No.82545918
>>82545841 (OP)
Any time I hear cancer I dip out because I know these ppl are fucking toxic
Anonymous No.82545923 >>82545933 >>82546326
everyone saying rip to his dad is retarded, how much a fucking degen do you have to be to that you raise a kid that lives like this, even when his son became rich he still does nothing noteworthy or positive, still lives in a crypt, like what the fuck, how can you be okay with your son living like this?
Anonymous No.82545933
>>82545923
he's a fucking adult
Anonymous No.82545945 >>82550000
>>82545841 (OP)
funny how he would've been kinda cute if he took care of himself a little.
guess it doesn't matter either way since money gets him pussy.
Anonymous No.82545953
>>82545841 (OP)
holy fuck I forgot how fucking ugly Asmongold is Jesus Christ
Anonymous No.82545958 >>82545990
>>82545841 (OP)
>kills his mom
>kills his dad
dangerous man
Anonymous No.82545985 >>82546014 >>82546274
>>82545841 (OP)
fucking rip
hope he doesn't become too depressed about it
we still need good content from him
he has a lot to catch up on now that he's been gone for a couple days
Anonymous No.82545990 >>82546026
>>82545958
Who's next?
Is anybody safe?
Anonymous No.82546000
>>82545841 (OP)
there is no justice, wish my old man would die in 1 month from now but yet im sure his ass will live to be 135
Anonymous No.82546014 >>82546022 >>82546052 >>82546324
>>82545985
>sees thing
>uuhhhm yeah so this is like bad/good
>yeah I'm not an expert or anything but this is definitely bad/good, like-
there you go. you never need to watch him ever again.
Anonymous No.82546022 >>82546045 >>82546069
>>82546014
and yet he's the most entertaining political content streamer, crazy huh?
Anonymous No.82546026
>>82545990
the ceo of twitch will be cannibalized by cthulugold and replaced by a clone controlled by him
Anonymous No.82546045
>>82546022
>wake up
>read a headline
>not sure what to think
>get stressed oh fuck
>watch a streamer to unwind
>he tells me what my opinion should be in in less than 10 words
>the world makes sense again
sign of the end times
Anonymous No.82546052 >>82546071
>>82546014
not even remotely true if you've ever watched a single video of him covering current event topics
Anonymous No.82546069
>>82546022
>entertaining political content streame
Oxymoron
Anonymous No.82546071 >>82546279 >>82546324
>>82546052
I have not, because I'm not a brainrotted faggot. How about you tell me what my opinion on him should be in less than 10 words so we can move on in peace
Anonymous No.82546096 >>82546762
>>82545846
>people care about family members that weren't stereotypical shitty boomers (his dad let him stay at home even when he wasn't getting boomer level success in a postboomer prosperity world)
Anonymous No.82546274
>>82545985
>good content
Whatever makes you sleep at night, man.
Anonymous No.82546279 >>82546324
>>82546071
>admits to not watching videos
>says what happens in his videos and being completely wrong
Anonymous No.82546324 >>82546399
>>82546279
Wrong.
>>82546014
>>82546071
two different anons.
Anonymous No.82546326 >>82546344 >>82546386 >>82546515 >>82546729 >>82546846
>>82545923
He is not some failure of a father because his son streams. That line of attack is lazy. The reality is Zach built an audience of millions. That audience gets monetized. Companies pay to reach that audience. Whether you like the content or not, he created value in a brutally competitive attention economy. You can scoff at him living in a cluttered room, but that same "crypt" setup has supported him for over a decade and built a brand with more cultural footprint than most people ever leave.

If you are not the target demographic, fine, but sneering that his dad somehow failed because Zach did not turn into a corporate drone misses the point. He chose to live outside the mold, and millions voluntarily give him their time. That is not nothing. It is proof he did something notable, whether you like it or not.

The bottom line: the guy entertains, he sells ads, and he does it well enough that you know his name. That is more of a mark than the vast majority ever make.
Anonymous No.82546344
>>82546326
>Zach did not turn into a corporate drone
Huh?????
Anonymous No.82546386
>>82546326
Asmon also ran OTK and some other shit outside of streaming
Anonymous No.82546399 >>82546565
>>82546324
here's a video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59U9P4cxpj0
Anonymous No.82546463
>>82545841 (OP)
The rules say if you want to be famous you have to sacrifice people close to you
Anonymous No.82546515
>>82546326
so you're a fan of the Kardashians?
Anonymous No.82546555
>>82545841 (OP)
His dad looks kind of chadly. Why did asmongold come out looking like that?
Anonymous No.82546562
what a loser, muh daddy waaaah
go cry on youtube about it for clicks faggot
Anonymous No.82546565
>>82546399
>reaction video
>constant pausing
>fake laughs at the TTS in the video calling fags/trannies 'fruitloops'
>paused to that
ah. man I'm just gonna let you have this one because I really don't want to watch this tripe.
is this just what streamers do now?
Anonymous No.82546585
I feel bad for him as that's rough for anyone
on the other hand
he's an egotistical asshole who rarely feels sorry for others so it's hard to care about his losses
Anonymous No.82546729
>>82546326
>The bottom line: the guy entertains, he sells ads, and he does it well enough that you know his name. That is more of a mark than the vast majority ever make
Which makes me think: did most of these internet influencers sell their soul to the devil or something? The bar for entertaining content can't be this low, can it?
Anonymous No.82546745
this guy killed asmongolds dad
Anonymous No.82546762 >>82550911
>>82546096
>he was one of the good ones
I'll piss and shit on his grave.
Anonymous No.82546814 >>82546891
"/ourguy/" yeah fucking right.
dude could've AT LEAST gotten a new home or renovated his current shit hole. He chose not to, and let his parents die in squalor to keep up his image of "the greasy gamer that lives with his parents".

no wonder his mom died, she was breathing in black mold and piles of dust while her multi-millionaire son was farming for his new WoW mount upstairs.

rest in piss bozo
Anonymous No.82546846 >>82546931 >>82547017 >>82549471
>>82545841 (OP)
>his dad is dead
Wait really? I'm not going to say retarded shit like prayers but having both of your parents dead really sucks.

>>82546326
Amusingly with the dead of Charlie we can really see all the retards chimping out as what they are, retarded evil leftists. I'm not surprised. I'll never take them seriously anymore.
I don't necessarily like the guy and think that some of his takes are completely retarded, but to say that he's not an important internet figure at least is delusional.
Anonymous No.82546891
>>82546814
truth nvke
>asmon is selfish
Anonymous No.82546909 >>82546943 >>82550911
its over for worlowawa
Anonymous No.82546916
I liked watching asmon when he played games and shit. But that dude turned into me when i 13 18 years ago just saying edgy shit to say it. if he could call people niggers and faggots on stream he would and the crazy thing is i dont even think he hates them he just loves negative attention for no reason. Its weird as fuck watching a 30 year old man act like that
Anonymous No.82546931 >>82546945
>>82546846
>the father of a streamer dies
>LETS MAKE IT POLITICAL
Anonymous No.82546943 >>82547015
>>82546909
i was recommended one of his videos and he talked about his mom and how she would take out credit cards and spend the money on dumb shit and duck them and never pay it back or how she'd get 20 bucks and immediately spend it on fast food because why not
he defended her by saying she lived life her own way and she knew what she was doing
like i get that he loved his mom but it seems to me the entire family was mentally ill trash
Anonymous No.82546945 >>82547000
>>82546931
You are retarded. I pretty much said this in my post, but thanks for confirming it.
Anonymous No.82547000 >>82547305
>>82546945
"pretty much said" what? you're saying shit about "retarded evil leftists". this shit has NOTHING to do with Charlie Kirk and you have the memory of a goldfish if you think the internet doesn't make fun of EVERYONE when they die
Anonymous No.82547015 >>82550911
>>82546943
his house was full of rats, garbage and rotting food. she saw no problems raising a kid in that and look how he turned out.
Anonymous No.82547017
>>82546846
>Those big meanie leftists are engaging in the evil taunting I've made into normal internet discourse over the last 10 years
>HOW DARE THEY!? Don't they know that's reserved for me?

Did their mean words make you sad inside, snowflake?
Anonymous No.82547305 >>82549195
>>82547000
NTA but just about all of Asmongold's haters are retarded evil leftists like Hamas Piker.
Anonymous No.82547532 >>82548155
I wish faggot kills himself or someone else does it. I can't help because I am not american and I am crippled sadly.
Anonymous No.82548155
>>82547532
Perhaps thoughts like this are why God made you crippled and non-American.
Anonymous No.82548161
>>82545841 (OP)
>/ourguy/
sorry but i am not part ghoul...
Anonymous No.82548687
>>82545841 (OP)
F. My small family have all died.
I'm just waiting for death now, hoping to keep my 'bux, and die long before 60.
Anonymous No.82549195 >>82549951 >>82550911
>>82547305
but thats not even true. I don't hate him because im a leftist.
I hate him because he's a shit streamer that ruined twitch by adding more fuel to the political fire.
Anonymous No.82549403
>>82545875
>This man is mentally ill.
In his own words he was literally trying to kill himself slowly, there was no doubt about his mental state.
Anonymous No.82549471 >>82549597
>>82546846
>YOU MUST UPDOOT MY E CELEB OR YOURE AN TERRARIST1!1!
As of today I will no longer call myself right wing but instead identify as a right leaning independent. It has become too shameful to be associated with the snowflake MAGA right.
Anonymous No.82549597
>>82549471
Exactly. Your political alignment depends on who you follow on social media now.
You like Sam Hyde's comedy? NAZI.
You watch Destiny streams? COMMIE
You don't like hasan? REACTIONARY SCUM
Anonymous No.82549951 >>82550163
>>82549195
>I hate him because he's a shit streamer that ruined twitch by adding more fuel to the political fire.
t. leftist
Those are the only people complaining about it. You are the only people taking L's right now in everything driving more people to the right. Keep being shitty human beings and exposing normies how you really are.
Anonymous No.82549981
RIP, no one should have cancer.
>>82545846
either a female or a non-white reply, same class of subhuman either way
Anonymous No.82550000
>>82545945
>guess it doesn't matter either way since money gets him pussy.
He struggles to get onlyfans whores even with millionaire streamer money.
This world was not meant for 4chud /v/idiots. We gotta LDAR.
Anonymous No.82550163
>>82549951
fuck you retarded MAGAT i'm a literal centrist.
im more interested in what happens on twitch. would you have understood my sentance more if i said i don't hate him "because i'm a leftist
Anonymous No.82550451 >>82550590 >>82550596
>>82545841 (OP)
>asomn's father dies
>his haters as they prepare to post the most vile shit that every single co-worker, family member, real life friend, and random members of the public would be disgusted by as if it's a normal thing to say
Anonymous No.82550459
Asmon looks like a homunculus his dad made using a philosophers stone but it was actually a urinal cake
Anonymous No.82550578
>>82545841 (OP)
He was already really old, but yeah that's too bad, RIP.
Anonymous No.82550590
>>82550451
>hey is this starbucks, one of your employees said something bad about a roach-eating twitch streamer's father, can he be fired please?
Anonymous No.82550596 >>82552494
>>82545841 (OP)
>>82545846
>>82550451
He was a Hasan enjoyer. RIP to a real one!
Anonymous No.82550911
>>82545841 (OP)
That man really had that dad-look. May he rest in peace.

>>82546762
You would and you may get treated in kind when the time arrives. Maybe you won't care by then if you're really as nihilistic as you portry yourself as. If you're a LARPer, you might come to regret your callousness some day.

>>82546909
>based on true events
QRD?

>>82547015
Well, he lives like a savage, but he makes a more than decent living, so something went right despite it all.

>>82549195
That's fair enough. Personally I dislike how this case gets politicized here. Someone's father dies. The father wasn't publically engaged in politics. So regardless of the Son's shit opinions, just leave Red team vs Blue team out of this for just one moment while a man is grieving
Anonymous No.82552348
Lost all sympathy for this grifting kike when I learned his dad was a jewish millionaire. Most likely everything about his public life is fake too.
Anonymous No.82552494
>>82550596
That's just him trying to build bridges, clearly.