Thread 82548544

How to COPE with being flat and having no curves?

>>82548544 (OP)
By masturbating with random men on 4chan's /r9k/ board

Masturbate and cry while looking at superior women

there is no way to cope you're a pathetic inferior foid

>>82548544 (OP)
now thats a woman, brb jerking off imagining myself feeling up her ass and breasts

>>82548544 (OP)
Im a curvy man

>>82548544 (OP)
hit the gym. train legs. take estrolibrium or something. eat more than your fill.

i watched this video 10 times and only just noticed her face was oldish

>>82548571
youre stupid bro, thats prime milf right there
noticed that shit on first play

>>82548544 (OP)
Got some sauce for us, anon?
>inb4 Yandex
Didn't show results

Maybe try belly inflation? I dunno.

>>82548597
i didnt mean that in a bad way tbqhwy

>>82548544 (OP)
Flat and no curves female or female-wannabe?

As a flat and no curves male the solution is eat up, fatty. Also just deal with it, what are you? A little girl? You sound like some sort of pussy. Are you gonna cry?

>>82548544 (OP)
>tfw no oiled up sunburnt mommy gf

Once your balls drop let me know so we can talk about something that matters. Not your feelings and emotions like some sort of little pussy crying baby. You're fucking pathetic. Be ashamed then deal with it and bury your feelings like we all do ya little fuck.

>>82548622
This shit cannot be good for your insides

Curves are about shape, not size. Big tits more often than not have pancake nipples and hang like gourds once the bra comes off. You've got nothing to worry about

>>82548544 (OP)
By having a cute face

You're gonna need to man the fuck up one way or another. It's not up to you. Do or die, that's how the world works. If you can't deal with it why the fuck are you here in the first place?

>>82548544 (OP)
If you're not a tranny, just eat and you'll get curves

>>82548652
idk about air but I heard doing it with water is beneficial because it flushes out the colon like an enema but idk I'm not a doctor.

>>82548622
This but the pump is my penis.
>>82548652
It is if it's a pregnancy.

>82548544

>How to COPE with being flat and having no curves?
Nice webm coomer

>>82548544 (OP)
On the bright side, you can dress like a boy and nobody could tell the difference. ShroomsQ is flat, she still finds willing guys to perform with her. Having big boobs sucks, they get in the way and make some clothes look bad. Wide hips are way more important.

>>82548609
Miapolerina / Missaustralia / Bellamia99 / Missaustraliagaming

>>82548703
DO NOT SPEAK AGAIN UNTIL YOU KNOW THE WAY OF SWEATY LESBIAN BUSTY BOOBY FARTS.

>>82548703
CALM YOUR TITS AND SUCK ON ONE OF THESE.

>>82548551
post disc tag NOW

>>82548544 (OP)
>How to COPE with being flat and having no curves?
hope you are short so you can be a fake jailbait pornstar

>>82548544 (OP)
she looks mean spirited bpd

>>82548544 (OP)
I wish I had a flat no curves GF

>>82548544 (OP)
get fat and then you will have boobs and curves

>>82548544 (OP)
just be confident and grab your man by the bussy, you'll get a date femanon

>>82548853
At 3:40:59AM 4chan time?

>>82548544 (OP)
Probably your best bet is ass development.

>>82549574
ew, just fuck a dude at this point jesus christ

>>82548544 (OP)
this webm always gets me so erect that its almost painful. i can legit feel my ass hole quivering a little during each throb and my right ball is even raised a little, indicating that i would probably be a hair trigger and am prepared to let out a load out.

>>82548544 (OP)
Have you tried going on hormones? You might have a hormone deficiency.

>>82548544 (OP)
Fertility goddess, I kneel

>>82548853
Are you fembot?

>>82553763
It does look watery though when women go on estrogen for sure. I mean pregnant women grow bigger boobies too so its not like finally living decently wouldnt also do something.

>>82548544 (OP)
>23.5 years old
I know this bitch isnt even 40.

>>82548679
im anorexic but i also want to feel desirable nigga (not op)

>>82551300
not everyone is a nigger with a fat fetish like u

>>82554125
anas are desirable