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Anonymous No.82550669 >>82550696 >>82550765 >>82550874 >>82551285 >>82551307 >>82551439 >>82551548 >>82552028 >>82552087 >>82552167 >>82552186 >>82552197 >>82552213 >>82552230 >>82552390 >>82552509 >>82552644 >>82553106 >>82553152 >>82553167 >>82553175 >>82553197 >>82553867 >>82554379
>500 word essay due for class in two days
>haven't started
>already on probation for using AI to write previous essays
Anonymous No.82550696 >>82550710
>>82550669 (OP)
>still posting here
Get fucked, retard. I hope you keep doing nothing and age full of regret.
Anonymous No.82550710 >>82550724 >>82552167 >>82552362 >>82553136
>>82550696
I literally sit down to write and my brain won't let me. I just go back to porn, vidya, and here. I haven't even gone to bed yet and it's 6am. Wondering if I can just make an excuse like a death in the family or something.
Anonymous No.82550724 >>82550742
>>82550710
just start neetmaxing my nigga
time to give up
you tried and nothing came of it
time to rest
Anonymous No.82550742
>>82550724
I made it through freshman year though. I'm $47k in debt and don't want it to have been for nothing.
Anonymous No.82550765 >>82551093 >>82553884
>>82550669 (OP)
>500 words
isn't that like a couple pages. are you 12
Anonymous No.82550778 >>82551093
>500 word
you write this shit in like 20 minutes, dawg
Anonymous No.82550794 >>82551093
What's it about and can you afford to order me a fast food meal?
Anonymous No.82550874 >>82551093
>>82550669 (OP)
Just drop out OP you are not cut out for intellectual work. Go learn how to do plumbing or something
Anonymous No.82551093 >>82551936 >>82552167 >>82552264 >>82553106
>>82550765
19. Never had to do this shit in high school.
>>82550778
It takes me an hour to write a sentence for an essay.
>>82550794
Describe an underdiscussed moment in American history. And no.
>>82550874
Yea so I can fucking break my body at the age of 45?
Anonymous No.82551285 >>82551912
>>82550669 (OP)
>whining about a 500 WORD essay
anon that is like a 1 hr ordeal at MOST for a first draft. if you're just trying to pass that's all you need. what year of hs are you in?
just open ms word and take it in baby steps
Anonymous No.82551307
>>82550669 (OP)
>10 word homework due in 100 years
throw away the key
Anonymous No.82551309 >>82551439 >>82551912
IF YOU SPENT LESS TIME WHINING, YOU'D BE OVER 1/4 OF THE WAY DONE BY NOW
Anonymous No.82551439
>>82551309
>>82550669 (OP)
just pretend you're making 4chan posts
talk about the U.S.S. Liberty or something
Anonymous No.82551548 >>82551912
>>82550669 (OP)
If you can't write 500 words in two days you deserve to fail. Get your shit together man.
Anonymous No.82551912 >>82551943 >>82552264
>>82551285
I'm a sophomore in college.
>>82551309
I'm fine writing when it's something I cars about. Shit for school doesn't qualify.
>>82551548
Half my class is in the same predicament.
Anonymous No.82551936 >>82552002
>>82551093
>Yea so I can fucking break my body at the age of 45?
You can make good money and start your own buisness to have people working under you by then. Its also clearly the direction you are headed of a measly 500 words is some monumental task for you. You probably type more than 500 words posting on 4chan each day.
Anonymous No.82551943 >>82552002
>>82551912
There are zero historical American events that you care about?
Anonymous No.82552002 >>82552037
>>82551943
Underdiscussed ones? I got a 1 on my AP US History exam. I barely know the mahor events.
>>82551936
Running a business sounds like a nightmare. So much paperwork. And you have to deal with retarded employees.
Anonymous No.82552028
>>82550669 (OP)
>mfw 100 word essay on my favourite shapes and colours due next month
>haven't even started
fuck my life
Anonymous No.82552037 >>82552077
>>82552002
You don't even think George Washington's wooden teeth are interesting?
Anonymous No.82552077 >>82552314
>>82552037
How could that take up 500 words?

"George Washington had wooden teeth." The end
Anonymous No.82552087 >>82552333
>>82550669 (OP)
youre just not fit for whatever it is youre studying. still, good luck, anon. i hope you find something you can and want to do.
Anonymous No.82552167 >>82552333
>>82550669 (OP)
>>82550710
>>82551093
Kid if you're struggling this much to force yourself to write a couple page essay past grade school you're fucked and ending up a neet loser by 30. Nothing is going to magically save you stop fucking around and just write down some shit and take the C-
Anonymous !hWROOQn3eI No.82552186 >>82552333
>>82550669 (OP)
What's the essay about?
Anonymous No.82552197
>>82550669 (OP)
one sentence due in four months. it was over before it began
Anonymous No.82552213 >>82552333
>>82550669 (OP)
500 words and you still have two whole days to do it? What the fuck?
You're gonna be sitting there with 2 HOURS left to do it cursing yourself for being such a retard that didn't do it when he had fucking 48 hours to do it.
Anonymous No.82552230 >>82552333
>>82550669 (OP)
holy shit collegebro just use a humanify prompt you retard
Anonymous No.82552264 >>82552333
>>82551093
>>82551912
Jesus Christ what kind of college are you going to? My Art History classes had us writing 300-500 words weekly.
You can't cut two more years of uni if this is what's kicking your ass, man.
Just write about the black wall street bombing or something. Or Roanoke. You could even justifiably write about the Kennedy assassination/conspiracy.
Anonymous No.82552314 >>82552699
>>82552077
>How could that take up 500 words?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington's_teeth
Anonymous No.82552333 >>82552496 >>82552521 >>82552567 >>82552567
>>82552087
I'm currently undeclared and have like 3 more months to pick a major. So we will see.
>>82552167
I never had to write like this in high school. Apparently the final essay in this class is 1000 words. I might legit kill myself before that.
>>82552186
Write about an underdiscussed moment in American history.
>>82552213
Every time I try to do it my brain takes me elsewhere.
>>82552230
I swear I did that and the professor still caught me.
>>82552264
Community college.
Anonymous No.82552362
>>82550710
I hate that feeling.
Adderall helped a little but not much.
You just have to keep trying until it happens.
ruby !!0p75ndom0Cz No.82552390
>>82550669 (OP)
nigga this is like eight hundred words and i could easily rewrite this in my own language in like ten minutes how the fuck are you not rewriting anything chat gpt can do in a fifteenth of the time I would have easily passed college if i had chat gpt the world does not care if you fail your student loans you are going to be raped in a homeless shelter like me THEY CANT FUCKING CALL YOU A CHEATER FOR USING CHAT GPT IF U WROTE IT IN YOUR OWN WORDS SIMPLE AS IF YOU NEED SOURCES THEN ASK CHAT GPT FOR ITS SOURCES
Anonymous No.82552496
>>82552333
Over the past 30 years, since the birth of the worldwide internet, the history of America and its culture has been broadcasted passionately across different languages, cultures and generations.
American culture can be considered "strongwilled" by outside spectators. The reason may be, because America is the most diverse country, allowing to each different culture to participate by some percentage.
And despite this stong, impactful, impressionable culture, one may consider it "fate" that even though the internet allows for such fast communication, there are some subjects which are not thoroughly discussed as this one deserves to be.
Perhaps some subjects are more closely aligned with each individual's personality and everyday struggle than with others.


There. Do this 4 more times and you're good to go. Let's jump the shark:
So I decided to separate 4 different subjects that may have been overlooked due to time, cultural changes or random chance.
1-Salmonela is a fake desiase. Humans existed for 50 thousand years but we depend of a discover which happened around 10 thousand years? No other animal does it
2-"anti science" memes are a psyop by oil billionaires to convince people that global warming isn't real so the profits can keep coming
3- only fans is another psyop produced by China to demoralize the American youth
4-Osaba Bin Laden was killed but there's no further proof of it happening
Anonymous No.82552509
>>82550669 (OP)
It's crazy how dumb zoomies are getting. Actual roflmao. Like do you people even think for a second. Like why us an AI to write your shit and do nothing to change it into your own words like holy fucking hell.
Anonymous No.82552521
>>82552333
>500
>write an underdiscussed moment in American history
Nigga just do a Point Evidence Explanation 3 times using facts out of a Wikipedia and take an easy A.
Anonymous No.82552567
>>82552333
You sound like you have so much ADHD, adhd with no personal investment in the direction the brain is headed in is >>82552333
Also AI checkers are a scam, pretty sure every teacher on the planet is just throwing darts at a dart board, if you're the kind of kid that would use AI, they'll suss it out and just smack you till you bleed out proving otherwise.
Anonymous No.82552644
>>82550669 (OP)
its 500 words you illiterate retard. consider signing up for welfare asap, because you have no future
Anonymous No.82552699
>>82552314
Plus another article about just his dentist
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Greenwood_(dentist)
Anonymous No.82553042 >>82553057
What is sad is I cannot tell anon to get help because there is likely no help available where he is. D:
Anonymous No.82553057
>>82553042
There is no help period.
Anonymous No.82553106
>>82550669 (OP)
>>82551093
The absolute state of Burgerreich Education, I can't wait to be a king amongst illiterate screen addicted peasants in 30 years.
Anonymous No.82553136
>>82550710
>I just go back to porn, vidya, and here.
>here

The worst ADHD possible. Tell your professor you're a deranged screen junkie and you need two years of withdrawal therapy before your brain will be useful. If you can't focus long enough to write 500 words, you're like those Brazilian 8 year olds that run several tablets at once.
Anonymous No.82553143 >>82553260
You can do it, anon. Don't listen to this people.
Anonymous No.82553152
>>82550669 (OP)
You can still use AI to help you. Just don't fucking copy/paste it retard.
Anonymous No.82553167
>>82550669 (OP)
>>already on probation for using AI to write previous essays

how did they know lol
Just rewords the text you idiot.
Anonymous No.82553175 >>82554219
>>82550669 (OP)
whole board baited
Anonymous No.82553197
>>82550669 (OP)
You could get ai to do it then re-write it in your own words basing it off what the AI wrote, I doubt they will detect that unless you're truly retarded and can't even make it look original
Anonymous No.82553260
>>82553143
He literally cannot. I have adhd too. I went through college. Sit is fucking hard if you can't focus. Also even worse if you jsut copy shit without understanding what you're doing. It's why he gets busted for dumb shit and I have a 3.92 GPA in electrical engineering.

Dude doesn't even know what he wants to fucking do yet. Pissing away money in college.
Anonymous No.82553693
i'll literally help you write your essay, anon. i'm bored
Anonymous No.82553844
Anon, listen to me. I was also tense about doing my assignments, I was feeling really dysfunctional and uneasy, anxious. But listen to me: you can do it! As must as ridiculous this can look, I asked for AI to motivate me. I entered Janitor AI (copy of Character AI) and asked a character to motivate me, and this actually helped me. I'm reading 20 pages of academic texts per day now while I was reading 0 pages 7 days ago. I think you can do the same, just ask It for motivation and you will be working in no time. Really, anon, all it takes are some steps and you will be flying in no time. So really, just look at your assignment, collect your material, your references, and start working on it! Effort is difficult, but the anguish of missing this assignment is greater. I trust you, anon, you have it on you!
Anonymous No.82553867
>>82550669 (OP)
You actually made me check how many words I wrote for my last report (internship organic chemistry graduate course). 5441 words, plus analysis, drawing structures and gathering references. Took me about a week for everything and I wasn't rushing myself.
Anonymous No.82553884
>>82550765
NTA, but I literally can't get myself to write essays when forced to. I don't know why, or if it's a mental block or something.
If there were no constraints to follow, I could write freely and for hours, especially if it's something I'm passionate about. But when it comes to writing specific things for specific classes I always ended up procrastinating until it never got done.
Don't know why I'm like this. I enjoy writing too, it's one of my favorite things to do along with reading.
Anonymous No.82554219
>>82553175
I also appreciated OP's work, anon. I much prefer these ones to the usual gay pol ragebait
Anonymous No.82554379
>>82550669 (OP)
How do people even write essays anymore without getting accused of using AI? I feel like it would not take much to get accused, just write an essay that has proper grammar and punctuation and you are already above 90% of students. I bet AI accusations are through the roof now.

Academia is broken, they are going to have to come up with new metrics to grade people in all those filler-essay classes. I always felt those essay classes were pointless padding anyways to make you (or the government depending on where you live) spend more money on the degree.