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Anonymous No.82551277 [Report] >>82551680 >>82551794 >>82553511
this student of the way of fish has received a weird letter from the neet office
Anonymous No.82551296 [Report] >>82551581 >>82553511
all letters i got before this one said sumthing like "mwahahahaha we will force you to clean the toilets!!!! come to the appointment to sign ze slave deal"
but this one says "talkeroooo about your degree situation". is this bait or was i put into the privileged people class? i wont accept anything that isnt instant abitur anyway but i probs will go to the appointment because it sounds like an easy one
Anonymous No.82551324 [Report] >>82551487
i will not tell them any of my china plans and i wont do any of the "hehe *those* bakas will gib and then i am gone" fomo strategies. i will do the usual "crayons look tasty" strategy
Anonymous No.82551361 [Report] >>82553511
maybe i will try the
>i will keep honing the astral katana even if it means going hobo X dying
to let them know that its impossible to get me to accept anything that isnt special baka stuff
Anonymous No.82551461 [Report]
the only thing id consider accepting would be
>new identity with fake past
>free entrance to best uni X everything is paid for X nice place to stay at while uni baka
>4x the normal allowance per month while uni baka
or better
everything else is an instant no deal. i will try to make the neet office give up on the idea of getting me to wagie so id be left alone
Anonymous No.82551487 [Report] >>82551533
>>82551324
>i will do the usual "crayons look tasty" strategy
So if your strategy is acting retarded why would you expect them to not give you any other oppertunity other than cleaning toilets lmao?
Anonymous No.82551533 [Report] >>82551569
>>82551487
if one is a white male they gib the best opportunities to the most retarded bakas
Anonymous No.82551569 [Report] >>82551584 >>82551610
>>82551533
Be realistic Anon. If you were smart you would already be in uni right now. If you had a talent you would be using it right now, but here you are talking about eating crayons in front of neet office clerks. You have nothing to show for, that's why they want you to clean the toilets. There isn't anything else for you
Anonymous No.82551581 [Report] >>82551584
>>82551296
>instant abitur
Bro you didn't even manage to get an abitur?
Anonymous No.82551584 [Report] >>82551590 >>82551611
>>82551569
*the* path works in mysterious ways
>>82551581
i dont even have the hauptschulabschluss
Anonymous No.82551590 [Report] >>82551703
>>82551584
How did you learn english? What happened?
Anonymous No.82551610 [Report] >>82551638 >>82551703
>>82551569
>le just world fallacy
you just posted cring
Anonymous No.82551611 [Report]
>>82551584
It's okay. In a few years the neet office will finance a robot to take care of your down syndrome level iq
Anonymous No.82551622 [Report] >>82551634 >>82551703
Anon a few days ago I saw a white guy cleaning the stairs of the U-Bahn entrance. He looked like a normal white guy you'd expect in an intellectual position. I have never seen that. Times may be changing soon. You better work on your presentation or you'll be doing third world jobs soon - forced.
Anonymous No.82551634 [Report] >>82551649
>>82551622
Couldn't be me. If it ever came to that point, shoot me or put me in the pysch ward. I'd be torturing normies 24/7 smearing shit on the walls and going back and forth between the padded cell and the the restraint char. Constant screaming until they give me thorazine or kill me. Hell of a lot more expensive that way than to just leave me the fuck alone.
Anonymous No.82551638 [Report]
>>82551610
Not really what I meant. I'm just saying if OP actually had any skills or talent or any merit. He would be using it instead of complaining about not getting a free ticket for degrees and shit
Anonymous No.82551649 [Report] >>82551683
>>82551634
Leaving you alone will be what happens. You will be evicted of your home and starve in the streets, where you have to willingly beg for money. You cannot shower, your clothes will stink like piss. Idk man imagine this. I hope you live with your parents or don't get drafted into the streets.
Anonymous No.82551680 [Report] >>82551703
>>82551277 (OP)
the student of the way of fish will soon be really fishing out of a canal and sleep in the bushes near the train station buahahahaha
Anonymous No.82551683 [Report] >>82551696
>>82551649
That wouldn't be how that goes though. I've been homeless before.

In that situation you're envisioning, what would happen is I would invoke the EMS to take me to the psych ward. Which is extremely expensive. Assuming trump cuts funding for medical coverage, the cost that goes to the taxpayer, which is much higher when uninsured. It's passed on by the banks, and everyone pays for it. So yeah, it's more expensive to fuck with me, than to not fuck with me. Therefore, I think it's unlikely that I'll be fucked with.
Anonymous No.82551696 [Report] >>82551713
>>82551683
I hope you are right because I'm in a shitty situation as well right now. You assume people who aren't at the top make smart decisions with big picture views.
Anonymous No.82551703 [Report]
>>82551590
i didnt fit into the system
>>82551610
almost all europoors who post on the english internet are from the privileged class that thinks they deserve everything they got X everynyan who has less is just retarded
>>82551622
id rather be a hobo
>>82551680
it would kind of be a kino arc so i wouldnt mind
Anonymous No.82551713 [Report] >>82551734 >>82551759
>>82551696
The liberating thing is to truly not give a fuck. Like, if it happens, I know it's gonna be shitty showdown. I'm gonna be shitting on so many walls, making so many fucking nurses puke and want to kill themselves. Everyone at the hospital is gonna be miserable, both the ER, and the psych ward itself. And eventually, I'll get put in a group home, which is based, regardless.

It's another exciting adventure if it happens, and things continue as they are if they don't. I win both ways, I'm unconcerned.
Anonymous No.82551734 [Report] >>82551759
>>82551713
This seriously needs to be kept in everyone's mind.

If nothing else; Be fucking disgusting and make the normal middle class/upper class people miserable if they decide to fuck with us. In all facets of society. Random shit just gets broken sometimes. It's weird.
Anonymous No.82551759 [Report] >>82551773
>>82551713
>>82551734
I couldn't do it.
I'd be concerned about my parents and family overall being embarrased.
Or my dignity would be damaged.
All the power to you.
If I were to become homeless, I'd setup a little divination fair and charge money for readings like a gypsy until some teens come over and kill or rape me to death, which I have forseen so I moved elsewhere in time.
Anonymous No.82551768 [Report] >>82551785 >>82551802
the german baka asking me about how i learned english is the perfect example of how germans see the institutions. you only can know stuff if you are an activist approved good boy according to them. i will never get any of *their* degrees. id rather cut open my tummy with a wakizashi
Anonymous No.82551773 [Report] >>82551795
>>82551759
This is how I can tell ur middle class (or pretending to be)
lol, they really don't envisage what shit they're getting themselves into sometimes
it's funny, they just don't realize what it means to be divorced from needing high amounts of money to have fulfillment in life.
Anonymous No.82551785 [Report] >>82551797 >>82551798
>>82551768
That's honestly just stupidly stubborn.
I'm totally with you. Fuck the degrees and educational system. But it is possible to still breeze through the system, even with bad grades. Did you not even put an ounce of effort into it? Then you are all to blame. I was a lazy fuck too, still made it somewhat, despite shitty grades. What's your plan for the future?
Anonymous No.82551794 [Report]
>>82551277 (OP)
thought i filtered your faggot ass out of my catalog.
Anonymous No.82551795 [Report]
>>82551773
I'm lower class incel, why the fuck would I be here otherwise. My situation is bleak with a few remaining wisps of hope that slowly dim.
Anonymous No.82551797 [Report] >>82551814
>>82551785
i am not going to spend 10 years sucking black cock to get a "this white boy has proved he will spread the activist agenda to the world, he may go to university" paper
>What's your plan for the future?
escape to china
Anonymous No.82551798 [Report] >>82551814
>>82551785
You are what is known as being unprincipled. It's very common on middle class and above.
Sometimes people have believes and stick to them based on the *principle* of doing so. It's a sign of having integrity. To stay by what you believe in, even when it's hard, or it puts you at a disadvantage. It's why Mutual Assured Destruction works. A principled person means what they say and says what they mean.
Anonymous No.82551802 [Report]
>>82551768
Maybe you should just go to China where they will be baffled at how incredibly stupid and unremarkable you are.
You wouldn't even be good enough to clean their toilets
Anonymous No.82551814 [Report] >>82551823 >>82551826
>>82551797
>sucking black cock
1) quit /gif/ for your own good and 2) No one has to suck black cock to remain at the bottom rungs of society.
China is even worse.
>>82551798
I'm principled with being a healthy and determined man trying to make the best of my life, with the little opportunities I get. You are just a lazy bum (which is ok, just concerning)
Anonymous No.82551823 [Report] >>82551847
>>82551814
>You are a lazy bum
Still ethically superior to Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk. Who cares. You're infected by the disease known as protestant work ethic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protestant_work_ethic
Anonymous No.82551826 [Report] >>82551847 >>82551865
>>82551814
>China is even worse.
youre a victim of cia brainwashing
Anonymous No.82551841 [Report] >>82553511
https://youtu.be/PBPi6c7RQok
Anonymous No.82551847 [Report]
>>82551823
>You're infected by the disease known as protestant work ethic
I don't think so. I avoid work for others like a good little slave, but try to work on what I want. Exploring my creative output and projects that bring me joy. This thread isn't about me as well. You also aren't superior to Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk. No one inherently is, as long as you don't subscribe (are infected, as you say) by a system. What are you infected with? Think about it.
>>82551826
Go to China and expect to be treated nicely for being "below average". Do you think you won't be judged in China?
Anonymous No.82551865 [Report] >>82551878
>>82551826
"Chang why you not get A+? No eat for month"
I do sure wanna go to the country where parents act like this to their children. I'm sure they will welcome me with a warm embrace
Anonymous No.82551878 [Report] >>82551896
>>82551865
American parenting.
No. I won't read to you. I'm busy.
*Puts you in front of an TV*
*Puts you in front of a computer*
*Puts you front of an iPad*
*Refuses to slap the discipline out of you when you are rude to your teachers*
*Ego is so big he thinks the teachers are the problem - Does homeschooling*
*Thinks homeschool means leave kid in front of TV all day*
*Ends up dooming the kid to work at mcdonalds for life, ruining his/her life*
*But i was scared of the school shootings!!!! even though you are more likely to get hit by fucking lightning than get shot in one*

I wouldn't go to CN, but food for thought.
Anonymous No.82551896 [Report] >>82551931
>>82551878
Sure that is bad too, but that doesn't negate how shitty asian parenting can be.
Anonymous No.82551927 [Report]
sumthing that i need to keep in mind if i ever get tempted
https://www.esv.org/verses/Genesis+14:21%E2%80%9324/
Anonymous No.82551931 [Report] >>82551952
>>82551896
In china though, the "no food for month!" thing you claim (with racist language, fuck off) is also untrue

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Household_responsibility_system
Anonymous No.82551952 [Report] >>82551960
>>82551931
Ching chong bing chilling.
Asian tiger moms.
Anonymous No.82551960 [Report] >>82551970
>>82551952
you're so rude.
like, completely and totally uncalled for.
Anonymous No.82551970 [Report] >>82551987
>>82551960
You called me a racist. That's even worse. That's defamation, I could sue you for that
Anonymous No.82551987 [Report] >>82552014
>>82551970
good luck, i'm outside your extradition radius by a laaaaaaaaaaaaarge margin pal
Anonymous No.82552003 [Report]
preparing the aged white tea X defrosting the raspberries X reading the tutudawang
Anonymous No.82552014 [Report] >>82552044
>>82551987
You some kind of ccp shill? You think OP would make a good Chinese citizen? He can speak and read Chinese apperently
Anonymous No.82552044 [Report] >>82552058
>>82552014
I'm not a shill for anyone or any cause.
I just read the posts, respond critically.
That's all I do. I argue in good faith.
It's not something you have to be on a side to do.
Anonymous No.82552058 [Report] >>82552074
>>82552044
You talk like a biological girl lol. Are you actually a foid?
Anonymous No.82552074 [Report] >>82552105
>>82552058
>biological
I literally rolled my eyes
Anonymous No.82552105 [Report] >>82552210
>>82552074
That was like a punch in the balls for you. I have to be extra specific these days. I can also say
"Are you a bonus hole haver?"
But you might consider that rude
Anonymous No.82552210 [Report] >>82552220
>>82552105
jokes on you, i'm mtf, bigot.
Anonymous No.82552220 [Report]
>>82552210
I don't think you should be a motherfucker. Incest is taboo.
Anonymous No.82552304 [Report]
Reading the tutudawang makes the globohomo glowies sneed
Anonymous No.82552748 [Report]
Gib girl to get tea drunk with
Anonymous No.82552982 [Report] >>82553511
the tea time is over. gib intercourse time
Anonymous No.82553157 [Report]
snaccing the salami snacc... gib beef jerky. i am too poor for it
Anonymous No.82553256 [Report]
damn, i dont want to talk to the neet office baka but that appointment is probs too easy to be worth losing sum buxx for. all they had to do was throw a bone to this fish sum years ago. instead they chose to radicalize this fish. its too late now. nothing they can gib is worth accepting for this fish
Anonymous No.82553278 [Report]
the hyperborean soul flame is very strong in this fish. nothing they can do will demoralize this fish
Anonymous No.82553411 [Report]
some days ago baka had a dream where he was offered university entrance. usually those dreams fugg me up and baka does le "pls pls gib". but that time baka was like "go away cracker with your matters that are below this black king"
Anonymous No.82553458 [Report]
this fish has done 17 months of astral blade honing already. the time of deals with germany is over. only beijing or washington can gib this fish a deal worth accepting
Anonymous No.82553511 [Report] >>82553534
>>82551277 (OP)
Baka finally poasted...

>>82551296
Interesting... maybe baka's strategy worked

>>82551361
Baka is committed to the way of fish...

>>82551841
Dear General Exercise is my favorite version

>>82552982
Two more weeks until intercourse time...
Anonymous No.82553534 [Report] >>82554497
maybe snaccing sum chipseroooos
>>82553511
>Two more weeks until intercourse time...
baka jinxing the intercourse time...
Anonymous No.82553677 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uII0aWlB5vE
Anonymous No.82553713 [Report] >>82554497
communist music X old nazi music is bussin because its meant to morale maxx you. capitalist music is meant to demoralize maxx you so youd be a good obedient consoooomer
Anonymous No.82553742 [Report]
*they* want you to be demoralized because it lets *them* control you. my hyperborean soul flame gibs immunity against demoralization
Anonymous No.82553838 [Report]
the decadent west will be blacked out of existence while the chinese ethnostate will take over this world. the wypypo did it to themselves. they were hubris maxxing without even playing the game
Anonymous No.82554074 [Report] >>82554497
the raspberries are in the tummy... gib more
Anonymous No.82554133 [Report] >>82554497
damn, i havent drunken alcohol for almost 2 years
Anonymous No.82554371 [Report] >>82554497
this white boy will soon find a cute chinese corpo wagie wife who will let me leech
Anonymous No.82554457 [Report]
one of the best things about learning chinese is they very often gib subtitles (because apparently lots of chinese bakas dont understand the normal chinese). japanese subtitles for anime are often made by western patreon scammers who dont understand stuff so they are heckin unreliable
Anonymous No.82554497 [Report] >>82554600
>>82553534
The intercourse will either happen with me or not at all

>>82553713
80s capitalist music was bussin thougheverbeit

>>82554074
>raspberries
Enjoy le seeds being stuck in your teeth

>>82554133
Wtf, baka became straight edge after divorcing his e-wife...

>>82554371
Gib
Anonymous No.82554600 [Report] >>82555783
go to chinatown -> eavesdrop on bakas who think this white boy doesnt understand it -> sum girl says to her friend "wow this white boy looks bussin" -> approach her
why wouldnt this work?
>>82554497
>Enjoy le seeds being stuck in your teeth
no sneeds are in my teeth
Anonymous No.82554828 [Report] >>82555783
this fish is watching sum stuff on bilibili. my chinese has improved a lot
Anonymous No.82555423 [Report] >>82555783
damn
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV19mebzkEyM
Anonymous No.82555705 [Report]
chinese girls owe me intercourse
Anonymous No.82555769 [Report] >>82555783
this student of the way of fish will go to sleep now. good night everynyan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhbLGGf0LQk
Anonymous No.82555783 [Report]
Ze floors have been vacuumed.

>>82554600
>no sneeds are in my teeth
Baka was not punishes for consoooming the raspberries...

>>82554828
Spoken Chinese seems really hard to understand, it's totally different from Japanese

>>82555423
Baka is learning math from Chinese Elaina...

>>82555769
Oyasuminasai, fishe