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Anonymous No.82552851 [Report] >>82552909 >>82553406 >>82553574 >>82553820 >>82555899 >>82556869 >>82557513 >>82557548
what's the bare minimum for having a gf in 2025?
Anonymous No.82552860 [Report] >>82553771 >>82555813
the bare minimum a guy could do to get me to date him is like me
Anonymous No.82552909 [Report] >>82553377
>>82552851 (OP)

You have to be Chad and a smooth criminal.
Anonymous No.82552925 [Report] >>82552949 >>82553345
Be a good person that takes good care of himself.
Anonymous No.82552949 [Report] >>82553345
>>82552925

>Be a good person that takes good care of-ACK!
Anonymous No.82553270 [Report] >>82553825
500 millions dollars, 7 foot tall, white, anorexic, cooks and cleans, etc
Anonymous No.82553279 [Report]
>just get a haircut bro.
>just take a shower bro.
Anonymous No.82553345 [Report] >>82556845
>>82552925
>>82552949
As long as you're not genetically fucked (under 5'8, balding, asymmetrical face, micropenis, nonexistent jaw, low IQ, deformed, Indian, etc.), all you have to do is take care of yourself and work out then you'll find at least one gullible foid willing to date you.
Anonymous No.82553377 [Report]
>>82552909
what the fuck is wrong with her face? I thought she was supposed to be the best girl?
Anonymous No.82553406 [Report] >>82553695
>>82552851 (OP)
>be tall
>have money
not unreasonable imo
Anonymous No.82553574 [Report]
>>82552851 (OP)
>Be extroverted, normie. This is probably the most important thing of all. If you're not normie, things will be very hard for you, next to impossible.
>Be tall for where you live, or at least have a Chad face and muscles if you're short. Have at least an average face if you're tall.
>Look rich. It doesn't matter how much money you actually have, because foids are too stupid to ask or check your accounts. They just want you to look like someone who is materialistic and OK with spending big money, because then they know they can manipulate you into spending it on them. You could be in debt, it doesn't matter.
>Have a car, preferably a nice one like a BMW. Inexplicably this is mandatory even if you live in a walkable city. Foids are allergic to walking and public tranport and want to be driven around.
>Be a rentoid or mortgagefag.
This is basically the bare minimum in my Euro country. Of course there is some variation. Like you could be an ugly fuck but if you look very rich, have a very nice car and a very nice house, looks won't matter. Or you could be unemployed, broke, without a driver's license and living with your parents but a psychopathic, charismatic Chad.
What's worse is that you could have all these requirements and you'll still have to settle for a 6/10 past her prime who is just looking for a beta loser to settle down with. You'll still end up getting sex maybe twice a year after the honeymoon phase of the relationship.
This is why I am volcel. Women have ridiculous standards that demand you become an indebted slave to a mediocre woman's needs.
Source for all of this: Friends and coworkers who have gfs and wives. And contrasting them with friends and coworkers who are perpetually single.
Anonymous No.82553695 [Report]
>>82553406
yeah not on their own, but women often leave "AS FUCK" off the end of their lists
>Tall = not a bad requirement
>TALL AS FUCK = you might have to prepare to be alone
Anonymous No.82553771 [Report] >>82555204
>>82552860
are you virgin? Hmmmm?
Anonymous No.82553820 [Report]
>>82552851 (OP)
I don't care anymore I will research how to erase my existence for when my parents pass away
Anonymous No.82553825 [Report]
>>82553270
and you have to be an abusechad on top of all of that.
Anonymous No.82555204 [Report] >>82555604
>>82553771
yes, im a khhv and probably will be for a long time...
Anonymous No.82555604 [Report]
>>82555204
I very willing to like you then, want my discord or email?
Anonymous No.82555813 [Report]
>>82552860
that's a bit entitled, innit?
Anonymous No.82555899 [Report] >>82556258
>>82552851 (OP)
Be abusechad.
It won't last, obviously. Current gfs aren't worth jack shit, abusechads just keep pumping and dumping while trading stacy whores. Any gf worthwhile is already in a relationship (30% of monkeybranching on next opportunity)
You'll be miserable if you want women as companions for the longterm, even if that's the fantasy you got sold on
Anonymous No.82556258 [Report]
>>82555899
they love the torture
Anonymous No.82556845 [Report]
>>82553345
Is it over if I have a lazy-eye and I can't afford corrective surgery?
Anonymous No.82556869 [Report]
>>82552851 (OP)
Be a Black Bull with a B B C. Pic related.
Anonymous No.82557513 [Report]
>>82552851 (OP)
>what's the bare minimum for having a gf in 2025?
Having no self respect or being a sociopath.
Anonymous No.82557548 [Report]
>>82552851 (OP)
Actually talk to them and get to know them?