Thread 82553417

Microfracturing the fingers to build characer kind fo day.

Is that working for you so far? I'm building character by thinking about the shit I've done in the last. I'm not proud about most of it.

>>82553530
>breaking brain
>feel like a sadge little baby boy failure lying in bed all day
>breaking bones
>feel like driving a machine until it breaks down and you can feel good lying in a meadow
Only downside is the engine's still ethanol based.

>>82553669
Why is the engine being alcohol based a disadvantage? Chilling in a meadow with an ethanol beverage sounds like a good time. What kind of machine are you thinking of?

>sadge little baby boy failure lying in bed all day
Hey, that's me. I don't even recognize myself compared to how I used to be. I used to be a lot more active

>>82553704
It's like leaded fuel. Feels nice in the moment, exacerbates cringe boomer momentos in the long run.
>I used to be a lot more active
Breask a leg!

>>82553776
What's so bad about cringe moments? I like looking back at the cringe shit I do and laugh about it. Also, I like the card she's holding

>Break a leg!
I will. Even if there isn't much to do in this place I'll go back home for my birthday, see some people I haven't seen in a while, smoke something.

>>82553840
It may show the cringe that you always had in your heart, but it won't let ylou develop it fully blossom.
Normal: I can't show these cringeseeds in my pocket.
Ethanol: Look at these cringeseeds I had in my pocket
Blossompilled: I shall plants these seeds in the meadows.

>>82553900
To be honest I never gave much thought about letting my cringe blossom, I've always, how can I say it, let it come out spontaneously. Is blossompilled something like "now I'll teach you how to be *proper* cringe, watch and learn"? Am I right in assuming your favorite mindset is blossompilled

...I know I'm supposed to look at her hat but I can't keep my eyes off her legs, I'm sorry they're 2erotic4me.

>>82553962
See I'm fueled right now, so I don't know. And that's today's example, class.
>I'm sorry they're 2erotic4me.
Life is never too seggsy.

>>82553981
I wish I could keep you company with being fueled, but I have to go to work. What are you drinking? And class... I'm a nerd, I'll take that as a compliment.

And I agree. Legs are never too sexy. But cute flushed face is even sexier. Legs just are, a flushed face carries a message. It's not like a letter or a note. It's more direct. And I like that.

Gib hag with oversized earrings.

>>82554865
Well, I'll add that to the shopping list.

>>82554879
The tackier the better.

>>82554865
What kind of earrings?

>>82554915
Noted! Big, oversized, tacky earrings...

>>82554991
>>82555002
The kind your aunt that defends you to your mom would wear.

>>82555042
Hoops or something else you had in mind? Feel free to be specific.

>>82555042
Something kind of elaborate and classy?

>>82555065
>>82555086
I eman what this witch has these triangles look cute. Hoops not exactly even though that would be the most stereotypical choice. Something with more weight rather. My design philosophy is that you got to balance weight with sleekness. Like you could run a stream from top to bottom of a character/person almost. Like this withc has such milks, you got to balance it out with extra volume elswere, so I'd rather take pics where the shirt sort of forms this prudish triangle over them. It all flows down because gravity. You should probs consult an actual aunt. I'm kinda the opposite of that. idk

Good thinge the hat don't grow when I yap cause now the aesthetic would be broken for sure.

>>82555171
>consuming obsession
>possessive obsession
>obsessive-compulsive affection
>stalking devotion
>intrusive devotion
>pathological attachment

I like these spells

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNScF5QjtN8

Man patinka kai tu tampi klaida
Zigzaga vingiu tad pameciau savus
>zodzius

>>82555171
Something like sleek diamond shaped earrings that are thicker at the bottom?

And I agree about proportions. What do the witch's milkers feel like?

>>82555215
Uhm I cast schizoid protective spell! Akshully all this typing is casting an anti-inebriation curse over me.
>>82555226
Yes. Your aunt bought them from a street market in the Jamaica os bonus.
>>82555226
>What do the witch's milkers feel like?
Idk what any milkers feel like. Bags of enchanted quartz crystals?

>>82555281
Oh I remember about aunty getting those. I'm happy you like them.

Enchanted crystals? That's new. Both the witch and the shaman would like playing with them still...

>>82555357
>shaman
What are you on?

>>82555468
Caffeine and nicotine. What did you have tonight, anything nice?

>>82555500
Teacher: ''The witch in the story is a metaphor for substance abuse.''
The author: ''Squishy bazonka...''
>What did you have tonight, anything nice?
Minttu. It's alcohol for pretentious Alpine skiers to pretend they're not alcoholic.

Some light from haus illuminating the forest a bit, confusing all the nocturnal critters.

>>82555520
I always interpreted the witch in a more literal sense. Dark arts, beauty, cunning... And kindness.
I never even heard of minttu before, it sounds like something I'd enjoy. Tasting minttu and the witch is something I'm envisioning in the future. What does your clairvoyance say about that?

>>82555646
The only clair right now is the drink I'm sipping.
>And kindness.
Couldn't be me. Poetic bitch baka... Minttu is good if you're trying to stay feminine cause it doesn't smell like anything aside from mint.

>>82555678
I see. That's what the shaman envisions, that and a bright future. The witch's warm smile says something different from her words, and the shaman smiles because of that.
...Minttu sounds like the kind of drink that's good for the "you're not supposed to be drinking right now" kind of mischief. Funny.

>>82555714
That shaman is smiling way too damn much.
*gives 2 stars on ure Wattpad*

>>82555778
Thanks for the 2 stars witch, that's very kind of youz that made the shaman smiles even more. The shaman has to ask the witch if she is feeling sleepy as he is polite and doesn't want to keep the witch awake.

>>82555911
I'm not sleepy, but I could use some hos.

>>82555936
The shaman has to stay awake because of shamanry and he has zero experience to speak of, and he has no problem with being the witch's ho. What does the witch think about that?

>>82555990
The witch thinks ''No hymen, no diamond earrings.''

>>82556021
The shaman chuckles at that as he is a virgin and thinks it's a fair deal.

>>82556031
The witch spits in your mouth and requests 500 dollars for it cause a virgin is worth that shot.

>>82556081
The shaman licks his mouth and chuckles. The shaman regains his composure, smiles and makes a proposal: "how about I offer you an holiday with me that's worth more than that?"

>>82556140
Funny how alcohol doesn't make me gay at all. I guess some people just coping. Goodnight, fagoo.

>>82556160
Good night bad witch.

I want to hit an Australian girl with a rowanwood stick.

The shaman asks the witch how he would give her the 500 she asked because he wants to do what she asked him to, for once in his life.

Almost died just now, but I remembered that girl had the cutest voice out here of any girl I heard, it made my heart doki doki. I ruined something I had no chance to succeed with. A true boy paradox...
>>82556290
Install Grindr spell should work for u.

>>82556326
The shaman performed out the spell the witch asked him to do.

I remember calling her shy over something at first and she got flustered and I was like ''Woah, girls are like that...''' It was way too cute...

>>82556408
To be fair the witch is cute.
So witch, how is the shaman supposed to carry out your request now that he has installed what you told him to?

Me remembering that photo of Himmler watching the execution of an Untermensch with no expression: ''Noted...''
Might as well post the male gaze pics cause there ain't gonna be no vagine miles from here anyway.

>>82553417 (OP)
Baka is living in two hauses at once...

>>82556408
Baka thinks the Australian cockroach is cute...