Thread 82554620

What does sex actually feel like? Is it worth all of the trouble people go through to try and have it?

dunno i'm a balding virgin

I wouldn't know, I'm a lvl 33 wizard.

My penis is too small to ever know.

like salty milk and coins op

>>82554620 (OP)
I had it 3 times with prostitutes, and I don't like it, at least protected. Might be because I have a small dick (5 inch, also not very thick), and my head doesn't have much sensitivity. I prefer dream sex and imaginary sex.

>>82554691
Did they at least pretend they were enjoying it? Or were they dead lays.

one of the best memories of my life is when my sister's slutty friend sat on my lap as a joke. real sex with someone who actually loves you must be better than anything else in ther world. too bad its only for chads and normies

After getting hit on endlessly by creepy moids, I finally decided to fuck one of them, just to see what it was like. I hated it and don't ever want to do it again. Sex is the most overrated thing in the world.

>>82554691
>physical printouts of stoya
Are gooners like 50 years old or something

>>82554646
I also wanted to add: nice arse.

>>82554712
Yeah, they were nice to me. Well, except the second one. The second girl was very pretty and my age, but it was extremely boring.

First time she was really accommodating and nice. Third time I couldn't really have much sex. She was nice too, but I didn't feel much attracted to her and was having trouble getting it up, but she was nice. 4th was nice too, I fucked that one properly for a bit but also had trouble staying erect. I couldn't even cum that time and I just gave up eventually. It was 4 times, I forgot the 4th one.

They were all really rough on the handjobs.

>>82554620 (OP)
>is it worth all the trouble
no. people go insane over this shit and it's not worth ruining your life or getting a disease for. that said sex is great if you're doing it with someone you love and can attain the meditative state of being so in the moment that you're not thinking "dude i'm having sex" you're just Feeling and Experiencing. sex with a prostitute doesn't count

>>82554620 (OP)
Sex with a fat ass bitch is fundamentally different than sex with a pancake hoe, that's all I'll say.

Its pretty great, its like it removes more cum from you that jerking off cant, unprotected with someone you love is the best. The lips are so soft and rubbing your dick against it feels like velvet, combined with the wetness which is thicker than precum you cant resist but glide your dick all the way down to the actual opening, slight resistance then you notice how warm it is, it envelopes your penis, she moans, unlike your hand its an actual person who responds to you. Her thighs are so soft and as you thrust you notice how wet, warm and right it feels. Its designed to drain your balls, which it does really well. When you really get into it though you feel almost as one, shes moaning, or smiling, maybe her eyes are closed and you can see the pleasure on her face, or maybe shes making eye contact with you and you see how into it she is, the noises that are made are akin to the plap meme, plap plap plapplapplap. When she begins to orgasm you feel her get tighter, this can start even a minute before she actually climaxes then when she cums its like the vagina tightens and pulses on your dick, as it envelopes your penis 360* at this point you most likely are going to cum with her, which is honestly magical, best in missionary, immediately post climax as you both feel the pleasure radiate through one another you kiss passionately as you thrust softly into her, balls emptied. Maybe you tell her you love her, maybe she says it first, maybe you just collapse ontop of her and she ruffles her hand through your hair, idk.

>>82554896
Oh cool, a whole paragraph about something I'll never get to do.

Sex is like eating, in general it's great but the specifics can vary wildly. Eating a juicy steak after a long day is a completely different experience than eating some boring, stale lettuce, even though it's basically the same action. Same with sex. And I'm not just talking about how the girl looks, it's also about your relationship, the setting, the foreplay, your skill, her skill, your mood, her mood, the position, the novelty, etc. etc.

>>82554620 (OP)
My addition: POV porn videos and masturbation with well lubed fleshlight feels light years closer to sex than just masturbation or other porn.
Also hand masturbation with large amount of lube.

OF course its not hte same, but relative difference to sex to between POV/fleshlight and other masturbation/pron is massive.

Porn/masturbation rewires you mind and you WILL have troubles during real sex because it is different. I recommend mentioned above masturbation and porn if you are planning to have sex and want to have less troubles and disappointment.

It's okay, not much better than fapping though. The really good part is the hugging and cuddling

>Is it worth all the trouble?

Not really. A lot of people who have had meaningless sex say that it's not much better, if not worse, than masturbation. What makes sex better than masturbation is if you have an actual emotional connection to the person you're fucking. So if you're a terminally lonely person who has done nothing but squeeze the fuck out of their dick for decades, and you decide to buy a hooker, you will feel regret.

>>82554743
We'll see who gets the last laugh after an EMP destroys all electronics

>>82554712
both the hookers i saw kept telling me to stop and go slower, 1st one i believed and followed her instructions, she never seemed like she enjoyed it and i didnt cum, 2nd one I believed her for a bit until I said fuck it and just did what made my penis feel good, then she told me to cum in her vagina (verbatim)

>>82555458
>. So if you're a terminally lonely person who has done nothing but squeeze the fuck out of their dick for decades, and you decide to buy a hooker, you will feel regret.
i did this and only regret i had i didn't go to escort earlier. Yeah i understand it may depend on escort you meet.

>>82554753
>They were all really rough on the handjobs.
I feel like every guy ever has says handjobs suck unless it's a tranny or another man doing it
>>82555507
I wonder if both of them were chaffing so it hurt too much for you to go fast

>>82555458
>people who have had meaningless sex say that it's not much better, if not worse, than masturbation
They say that because they've been having none stop sex their whole lives. It's like telling some starving African food is overrated kek

What does it smell like when you have sex?

>>82554896
virgins larp fr

>>82554620 (OP)
It's great, even better if you love your partner. One of the best human experiences. That being said, it's only one or two hours a week and if you try to have more you get diminishing returns.

Good sex is best enjoyed as a result of a loving relationship. To answer your question; No. It isn't worth the trouble of an unsatisfying relationship. Feeling unsatisfied for 110 waking hours a week doesn't make up for 2 great ones. That's drug addict logic.

>>82555575
>I wonder if both of them were chaffing so it hurt too much for you to go fast
maybe, Occam's razor tells us they probably just hated me though

>>82554620 (OP)
I think the skin to skin contact and the intimacy is better than the sex itself. Also knowing that a girl wants to fuck YOU.

>>82554691
Use woman condoms on escorts anon bro, shit changed my life, enjoyable sex and don't have to worry about le stds. Get one thats a size large tho, it still grips your lil guy but the ring at the end of the condom keeps it from being pulled out when you plap.

>>82554737
Should've kept yourself pure for your husband, now you're just another disposable slut for Chad.

feels good with a moids donger and coom to fill me

>>82555748
I'm not her, but men who aren't bitter misogincel trad LARPers don't give a fuck if a foid is a virgin or not. Very few foids are virgins and even fewer moids are virgins. Christcuck slave morality lost. Jesus is a cunt.

>>82554691
a lot of people will just be masterbators

>>82555780
thats because theyre not marrying them, just fucking them

>>82555831
Most men marry women who aren't virgins. Go back to Saudi Arabia, Ahmed.