Thread 82556156

The worst about about being a channer is that you'll want a channer bf. But they're usually racist and stuff, complaining about "dei" and shit.

>>82556156 (OP)
i had a egf who would call me her white prince sometimes, was cute till she broke it off with me and got with my best friend

>>82556156 (OP)
youre not a channer youre a newfag zoomer with no respect for this culture

>>82556156 (OP)
If you don't like racism and stuff, this may not be best place to look you know. Personally, I'm not racist now what do I win?

>>82556178
I'm not a newfag. I wouldn't be talking to channers to the point that I want one to be my bf if I hadn't been here for a long time.
Basically I talk to people who use 4chan so much, ot would feel like something was missing if my hypothetical bf didn't understand.... "4chan culture", for lack of a better word.

>>82556213
>I'm not racist now what do I win?
A thank you and a picrel

>>82556156 (OP)
I want a german bf who will sing Erika to me

>>82556156 (OP)
>Guts pfp
That fag should take that picture off unless he is joking and LARPing like a normalfaggot.

>>82556156 (OP)
the worst thing about becoming a channer is realizing you're the last guy to become a channer.

>>82556246
Don't be so triggered, saar. Go fuck your sexual relief donkey and come back when you're less pent up.

>>82556232
God the things I'd do for a headpat

>>82556265
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Is the Guts pfp guy you? Hope she sees this, "bro." :praying_emoji: :praying_emoji:

>>82556156 (OP)
I would love to do that for my white husband I would call him anything he wanted and I would love to cook for him I'm from the Philippines but I can make basically any recipe especially other asian food but I'm not attractive so I could only get a poor or weird guy to even date me

>>82556156 (OP)
Have a gf from the Philippines. Been helping me improve my life and she likes to say "My white boy" think she's been doing it on purpose because I react in a way she thinks is cute.

>>82556355
she's so lucky I hope you marry her

>>82556327
>so I could only get a poor or weird guy to even date me
What is weird?
I hope this doesn't sound rude, but does it entail not reinforcing your feelings of inferiority?
I make twice the cost of living in my area, but I would want to actually hang out before we get into a relationship and be equals at best or focus on her wants and needs, like a princess

>>82556156 (OP)
Well being racist saved my life once so, respectfully, I'm not going to quit just because it hurts some brown foids feelings.

>>82556156 (OP)
>The worst about about being a channer is that you'll want a channer bf.
a gf in my case, but uh... kinda?
i just want her to be near me physically, which is a tall order considering most anons here are americans or europeans

>But they're usually racist and stuff, complaining about "dei" and shit.
i guess, but again, this is like being in a landfill and complaining that there's trash everywhere
what did you expect, roses? come on...

there are however some decent anons around here, so i'll encourage you to meet more anons and become a better judge of character
maybe you'll luck out and find a decent anon to date, i do wish you the very best of luck with that

Why complain about dei when your brown girlfriend is more than willing to provide?

>>82556465
Blaming immigrants for richies financially raping you saved your life? I think we're talking about two different things. I don't care if you cross the street when you see a black guy, even if you'd do it sometimes for no reason.

>>82556584
I can be racist, against immigration, and hate rich pedophiles all at the same time desu.

I've had a similar situation weirdly enough. It's always the brown women who are chill while the white girls are overly spastic

>>82556756
These are notoriously mutually exclusive. Most people here hate immigrants and voted for an orange rich kike to take away their welfare and send it to Israel.

>>82556876
I'm not a fan of the current kike asskisser in office, I'm a fan of Hitler.

>>82556888
He killed himself and lost

>>82557013
He won, because he is remembered for being right, and his most respeced adversary admitted we chose the wrong side. his power grows everyday.

>>82556156 (OP)
what's the problem, do you have a DEI-based career or something? condolences.

>>82556156 (OP)
DUDE HECKIN BERZERK GUTS
I AM GUTS
I AM THE TRAGIC PROTAGONIST
I AM BERSERK GUTS

>>82556156 (OP)
i'm not racist though not everyone is a pol culture warrior

>>82556156 (OP)
>But they're usually racist and stuff
>But
What's wrong with being racist?

>>82556156 (OP)
If someone tells you they aren't racist, they are lying. Everyone is racist, just in varying degrees. I am racist. I do not want to live near any minorities (or anyone really). Don't hate em, just like the quiet, and they don't.

>>82556822
Yea, as a white guy myself brown girls are usually so much friendlier to me. Honestly thinking of giving up on white girls off for good.

>>82556384
Considering how much she's done for me and how my life is starting to turn around I think I'd have to at this point. Never met a woman like this.

Wants to help, actually has some capacity to help. Listens to the problem. Addresses the problem. Like holy shit. Better than the whole "Oh baby just vent to me .... oh I'm sorry" then nothing happens.

>>82557535
Lol when she marries you youre gonna support that whole family I hope you know that

>>82557535
Careful with the Pinays, they're sneaky cunts with no mercy.

>>82557659
>>82557649
Yeah it isn't something I'm going to do without heavy consideration. But at least for the moment things are lovely and more than I've ever expected from women.

>>82557671
Can't blame you, I messed around with Filipinas a lot, I miss having dark skinned girl with tiny tits and a fat ass.
Lost a lot.

>>82557413
I don't agree with it. Not only that, but I'm black.
>>82557412
Most people here are unfortunately

>>82557847
I don't know if most people are. it's really easy to identify a racist, obviously, but you can't really tell who isn't.

>>82557847
>I don't agree with it.
You don't have to agree on everything.
>Not only that, but I'm black
How black? Black charcoal briquette dark?

>>82557535
Are you sure she's not a dude?

>>82557847
Oh, well that's a you problem. I could never be caught trying to prove myself to a woman over something like race. Best of luck

>>82556584
anyone who supports immigration is pro-elite and pro-rich, theres no way around this fact. the first thing you should ask from a leftist is their opinion on immigration, if they are pro then just disregard them as a capitalist shill

>>82556156 (OP)
Both of the "people" on you ebin xitter screenshot are indians btw

>>82557847
Are you, like, a pretty black girl? Do you have a nice voice?

>>82557931
I mean if she is using some ai filtering to edit out her dick in real time, which honestly is fucking impressive, I'm pretty sure she's not a dude. Though yeah I had thought that she might have been for awhile till the video calls started. But yeah had thay same feeling for awhile. Like no way she can do all of this and not be a dude. I either got insanely lucky and found a unicorn some how or there a punchline waiting to happen at my expense. Considering how my luck is I'd think I'd be in for a bad time. Just enjoying the moment while I can.

>>82558324
My best friend was Filipina, she went ballistic when I rejected her, tried to hurt me as hard as she could.

>>82556156 (OP)
I kinda have a colonization kink and would love to be with a white guy and love to talk shit about white women being inferior, but most of the white guys that ive talked to have been maga af, I dont need them to be super left wing or anything, but if they could just not be an idiot right winger that would be great

>>82558423
>colonization kink
Can I use you as labor while I enjoy my position as owner? I'm not right wing or a racist.

>>82558429
no thanks fr tho

>>82558491
Is that not what colonization is? White man comes in, makes the brown people do work while reaping all the rewards? What did you mean by colonization?

>>82558429
no

I mean like YOU rp as a conquistador and I can be an aztec or native american girl

>>82558515
Oh, I want to be the colonial governor skimming off the top before sending the resources back home to Britannia and you be the horribly oppressed, borderline enslaved field worker toiling for my benefit.

>>82558423
that's me
>>82558515
I can RP as a conquistador using my brown hair and brown eyes for you, but one day I would have to reveal the truth to you: I am actually anglo

>>82558545
as long as youre white, you can take my latina virginity

>>82558584
>you can take my latina virginity
Never expected a fembot to ever say that to me
cya later virgins
Seriously though I just want my wife to be nice and I'd do anything to make her happy, I don't really care about skin color, there's a lot of shitposting from chuds
The whole raceplay thing can be fun but I don't want to hurt someone I care about

>>82558639
I just want my husband to be a skelly that I can mommy
good luck on ur search for a wife anon

>>82558667
I'm not a skelly, not chubby or fat either though: my legs and ass are really built because I would just spam leg presses and squat in high school gym to tick boxes
That sounds honestly amazing, could I starve myself 30 pounds to be a good boy?
>good luck
oh, y-you too

>>82558380
Damn man whay happened?

>>82556156 (OP)
Being a daily /r9k/ poster since 2009, you know except when the board was gone for a bit, I can tell you I'm not racist. I'm married though so I'm not what you're looking for unless you're a femcuck.

>>82558703
>could I starve myself 30 pounds to be a good boy?
depends how you look after losing 30lbs anon, I like guys that are really underweight

>>82558704
Rambling about replacing people and I'm not her friend, suicide baiting, erasing everything about me and then she fucked random dudes, got engaged with one and left, came back this year to tell she got cucked and they fight, poor guy.

>noo you shouldnt be racist
why are black femcels like this. i know a nazi guy with a black wife and they are doing fine

>>82559093
based chud
craving chocolate

>>82558838
Damn dude the fuck. I'm sorry.

>>82556156 (OP)
This image is stunning. The only things the theoretical wife are doing in this image are
>calling husband a pet name
>cooking food

Even just 40 or 50 years ago, having affection for your husband and cooking were considered the rock bottom barest minimum for a wife. Now if you say on the internet you want it people tell you "no wonder women won't talk to you"

When did we turn out like this?

>>82559154
Only the purest love can fix it

>>82556156 (OP)
i am a brown femcel and i want to be the tradwife of a racist white husband who only treats me nicely but hates all the others and is in cognitive dissonance about the fact that he is race mixing because he loves me that much so fukcking bad i would worship that dick

>>82559237
>tfw your little mulatto kid looks up at you and says "daddy i hate jews and niggers"
it would be so based

>>82559308
ALL MY NIGGAS NAZIS
HEY

>>82559243
Honestly
Not even that weird

And besides if you really bang him like you mean it and listen carefully when he speaks no amount of racism in the world will keep him from loving you

>>82556178
4chan is about satirical sarcasm and irony. I'm being completely serious right now. Not joking. This isn't a gag. Stop laughing fatty that stupid silly fatty giggle seeing your belly jiggle it's contagious as fuck you dick.


HUAEUHAEUHAEUHAEUHAEUHAEUHAEUHAEUHAEUHAEUHAEH

>>82559243
call me ur white prince and worship my bwc and you could have that with me

>>82556156 (OP)
Ew.
>But they're usually racist and stuff, complaining about "dei" and shit.
Yeah I wonder why. Maybe it has something to do with watching our opportunities, histories, countries and futures melt away to accomodate the entire third world? Yeah maybe actually I'd like to be able to go to the city without there being spitting Africans and pickpockets everywhere? Maybe I'm just a little bit bitter that billions in tax money and "charity" is being given to them while someone like me is expected to eat shit and be thankful that I get to have half my salary taken away to support Abdul the delivery driver and his 8 children? And before more smartasses show up, disliking billionaires and disliking the mobs of criminal browns that they bring in is not mutually exclusive.

You are not entitled to weird white cock.

>>82556156 (OP)
>Guts pfp
Guts had nigger cock in his ass and watched another man fuck his gf.

>>82559694
The based level of this post is over 9000.

>>82556156 (OP)
I dont talk about dei I just don't like being around black people when I'm in America.
I typically disagree with affirmative action in general too. The second statement is a lot more agreeable than the first, but it is what it is

>>82556156 (OP)
>But they're usually racist and stuff,
Nah, not racist. Just don't like em'

>>82556156 (OP)
I would never want to date a 4chan girl

>>82556156 (OP)
I hate nuchan.
Take me back to 2015 before the massive /pol/ containment breach when half the userbase was just maladapted turbonerds.

>>82556156 (OP)
The problem is not that you're a channer, the problem is you're not a woman, that's why men don't want you

>>82560018
so true. 4chan was more racist before the trump election and the conservative american rightwinger invasion, those were the days

>>82560065
You say that but it was far more contained before r/thedonald fags started flooding /pol/ and the leaking onto other boards.
You could talk about dumb niche hobbies (you know, the entire point of 4chan) without half the discussions degenerating into culture war shit.
That's not at all exclusive to 4chan, sure. But the site was hit pretty bad and most visibly because it's been seeping into stuff that was formerly too niche and normie-proof for that.

>>82560065
>>82560462
Times have changed. Back in 2006 when you went outside, you might actually see normalcy and human decency and a society that actually functions and people who are somewhat normal and functional and even maybe quite nice if you get to know them. None of that these days, you go outside and you immediately wish you were back on 4chan because this place is a bastion of sanity compared to what you'll see on the streets. Sure, /pol/fags are annoying especially since most of them are legitimately retarded but don't expect people to just go back to being silly p3nguinz of DooOOOOooooMMMM who just want to talk about their silly hobbies because we're not returning to that.

>>82560608
I blame mods and jannies for not putting their foot down from the very beginning and letting obvious bait/pol/crossposting take foot and become normal.
You cannot and will not change my mind.

>>82560639
Oh yeah, they're 100% on a crusade to wipe out any positive board culture that we had on this website and prevent anything new from being created, I know this because I've seen fun threads creating a sense of community get deleted for no reason before my very eyes.

Now........

What do you think about the fact that most of our jannies are trannies and libshits (and one Indian) who ERP on their private board? I think it's related and exactly the sort of behaviour one would expect from their sort!

>>82556156 (OP)
Porn and the dominance of American media have made whites the most fetishized race on the planet. What you're asking for is not nearly as hard to find as you think, so long as you're aren't super ugly.

>>82560656
I honestly don't care at all about the turrent moderation team, at all.
The damage was done by their predecessors in the 2017-2020 era and there's no going back.
Plenty of boards didn't do their own part to gatekeep the /pol/tards away.
And then some just degraded because their topic kind of did (/cgl/ and /toy/ come to mind, arguably /tg/ too)

>>82560750
>I honestly don't care at all about the turrent moderation team, at all.
Yeah of course you don't because if you're >>82560462, then you're just a fucking lib with an agenda and you don't care about anything except pushing that agenda.
>Plenty of boards didn't do their own part to gatekeep the /pol/tards away.
Yeah, the issue isn't that tranny jannies have banned fun while allowing blatant ragebait and shilling to flood the catalog of every single board, no. The REAL issue is that le EEEEEBIIIIIL conservatives are allowed to post here! Fucking hell. Don't get me wrong, I agree that this website is getting shittier by the year and that the moderation is actively malicious, but it's obvious that you and people like you will always deflect everything back to >muh poltards because I've seen these arguments before.

>>82556156 (OP)
Channers are racist because they think their elite-approved "edginess" is somehow "contrarian".
Nah, punching down on others is just a distraction while our rights are getting taken away.
Heck /pol/tards will even suck the elites' cock just to "own the libs". It's pathetic.

>>82560815
i am literally a black woman and i agree with "racists". stop speaking for us, it's so condescending. channers are not punching down. niggers are responsible for half of the crime in the country despite being less than a quarter of the population. they have too many rights, they should be taken away. stop sucking criminal cock. white men making edgy posts online aren't the problem. black men in the streets are.

>>82560845
get off 4chan nignog

>>82560794
You wouldn't get it because (You) caused it all.
You're free to post about your culture war shit.
In /pol/.
Not in my fucking lego thread on /toy/.
Now go back and stay where you belong if you can't respect what little is left of board cultures.

>>82560815
In what fucking world do our liberal elites approve "racism"

>>82560855
Eat shit you illiterate nigger. Do you know what fucking happens when someone tries to bring back a bit of board culture? It gets fucking DELETED. Do you know why nobody "gatekeeps"? Because there's nothing to gatekeep, it's all been destroyed years ago and any attempt to build something new is immediately slapped down so we can have more bot-posted Twitter screencaps. We're sitting in mud and ashes, the arsonist has run off laughing and you're blaming me because you're an insane dipshit moron. I wish they never brought this site back.
>>82560875
Don't even bother. I seriously think that people on here are still underestimating how nuts the so-called "left" is and think that there's anything to be gained from having a conversation. I'm back in university and it's only now clicking for me how deep in the shit our society is because I'm older and more sure of myself so I can see what's going on with fresh eyes. The kind of things that "normal" and "ordinary" people will say to you if they let their guard down seriously wouldn't be out of place on /pol/ if it was on the other side of the political spectrum.

>>82556156 (OP)
Alright.
I am from Germany, I want a 4chan gf.
Can I have that?
My disadvantages are:
I am a Christian fundamentalist, no sex before marriage, bring back stoning for adultery, abortion is murder, there is no divorce. Also I am right wing, DEI is Baby Level stuff, its not even worth debating, everything Charlie Kirk said is like the baseline that I expect every sane person to just nod to. I am also a fairly recent convert, so I have still all the brainrot from my 4chan days and all the meme language.
I am basically stuck between two worlds, 95% there 95% here, no one noticed but there is a gap that ever so slightly grinds against the back of my mind.
My soul is pure as a white feather but at the same time rotted away and drowned in the abyss.
Ironically this doesnt even make me a fake Christian because salvation is by grace alone and understanding your own depravity only makes you holier in an ironic twist on the genre. I take it very seriously though and go to church every Sunday.
Beyond that I have very high stats on all levels: looks, social, employment, education, you name it.
For this right person its a catch, for the wrong person it will not work at all.
Any takers?

>>82561132
none of these are disadvantages but green flags, would you marry a black girl?

lol nothing about this thread is even worth my time to read
you're all losers with nothing going for you
no wonder you complain about immigrants and jobs
because you want to sit and learn nothing and do nothing while gettinig free gibs and neetbux

>>82561146
Probably not, but there are many different kinds of black people. They are incredibly diverse. The main problem is the culture and the victim mentality that blackpeople have.
I wouldnt want my kids to be mixed race, and use that kind of excuse or get hooked on hood culture.
However all that being said, race is not the most important factor, and based on that alone I would be foolish to categorically exclude it.
But lets just say that this is not a decision I would take lightly and I would see it as an additional difficulty.

>>82556156 (OP)
And I want a channer gf that is brown, sometimes one can just dream.

>>82556156 (OP)
The thing is that the girl in your pic is not a black, but a tanned asian girl.
A black does not look like that.
It could be a cute philipino or Thai girl

>>82556156 (OP)
i'm really not that racist. I still think DEI results in underqualified people in important jobs, but my personality isn't centered around that. I won't even talk about it if you aren't trying to talk about it.

>>82556156 (OP)
Yeah, but I at least save it for online only. I just lie and act stupid while she tells me about what politics are right

>>82558838
Fucking hell. Haven't had anything like this happen. She's basically a shut in making a living doing programming gig work. Too busy trying to take care of her parents. She's pleasant and wants to help me too. It's really an odd feeling but it's nice. Like I've never expected getting help from women ever. Especially not thing anything I do. Blows my mind.

>>82562022
At least that one I rejected, the second one was appalling, she just used me for years.
>a shut in making a living doing programming gig work
She can't be that retarded then, don't ignore any red flags though.

>>82556156 (OP)
i may not be white but i would make any sacrifice to become a chuddy white man's submissive wife

>>82562796
>mat not be white
Are you a woman without a penis at least?

>>82562823
obviously?? now what

>>82562830
Post chocolate nipples.

>>82562771
Yup. No outstanding redflags I see. At least not the obvious ones you'd see if you tried to date American chick's. Still enjoying the time while still be wary.

>>82556156 (OP)
>But they're usually racist and stuff
everyone else is racist, it's only the whites that are chastised for it

>>82556156 (OP)
Okay thats wonderful to hear well not wonderful but none the less your feelings are hearnk

>>82558584
Latina is literally white stop larping as some exotic coloured woman

>>82556156 (OP)
I'm not racist to that extent but I'm also not white lol
That's the worst part of being a channer and wanting a chan gf. Plus the couple I've dated weren't really good for LTRs anyway

>>82562914
>At least not the obvious ones
Here's a ringing endorsement.

>>82561957
>she's tanned asian
Absolutely nothing about that fact changes
>Welcome home, my White Prince!
If anything it makes it more realistic because WMAF.

>>82564612
What do you mean, nothing changes?
A tanned Asian has nothing to do with a black from Africa, they are completely and entirely different.
And yes, its more realistic.
But a black girl shouldnt self insert into tanned Asians and think that they are supposed to be black.

>>82565945
I'll insert myself in a nigress if she worships my BWC enough.

>>82556156 (OP)
Stop being a conservative bitch and settle for male feminist leftist incels and you can get a non racist guy

>>82556156 (OP)
Stop being a bitch and settle for chuds and finally be happy

>>82556156 (OP)
>>82558423
i'm generally considered "the woke friend" in my group, i'd be down to meet & talk chan culture over coffee. what's your location?

>>82556156 (OP)
I may be a racist but my cock isn't

Desu I wouldnt mind dating a black girl but I have a pretty strong femdom fetish. I'd say I'm 100% sub.

>>82556156 (OP)
What's the issue here
Your average channer is probably going to be darker skinned than you at this point
>tfw no pitch-black african gf

>>82556156 (OP)
>But they're usually racist and stuff, complaining about "dei" and shit.
Why would this be a problem? Are you brown?

>>82556232
Knowing 4chan culture is not a personality trait. Your problem is that you have this weird expectation that your boyfriend should have this very specific niche interest that barely even affects everyday life.

>>82556327
Why are non-whites obsessed with having marrying white men? Just date within yiur own race.

>>82556584
Iryna Zarutska died because she wasn't racist enough

>>82559694
/thread
OP eternally btfo
Not sure why /r9k/ is so liberal

>>82556156 (OP)
I'd be your bf if but I'm sure we have almost nothing in common (I have yet to find a girl from here into the stuff I like) + there are a couple of physical traits I can't accept and you may have at least one.

I would love a nonwhite gf but I'm a loser so it doesn't matter anyways

>>82558667
Mica?