Thread 82561071

Pussylolly Edition - Seaside Stylee.

timmy posting photos of himself in the nip again
https://xcancel.com/TimmyUk

He's fallen so many times. He bedbound. This not how I want to see our Timmy.

>>82561082
Dont post these as catfishes to MPs, his inbox will be flooded with offers for them to cover their cocks in his shit and coooooooooom!

>>82561091
Based Timmy. Giving it to the COWARDS from SAINSBURY'S. He need a squash IV ASAP to keep his spirits up.

>>82561082
At least he doesn't have his cock out this time.

rumour amongst the apus is that the wonnie blue wang wus will be making a surprise visit to the beige buffet tonight. can anyone confirm?

>>82561122
Heard she got knocked out at some event. Not the first time she's been fisted either.

>>82561071 (OP)
>Pussylolly Edition
You can buy lollies that a woman has stuck up her minge for a tenner, fyi

>>82561091
>He's fallen so many times. He bedbound.
Sounds like he's floorbound to me.

>>82561091
>This not how I want to see our Timmy.
Only way I want to see him is in a grave the parasitic fuck.

>>82561153
Not OP but, FYI minge is the pubic region.

>>82561153
>woman has stuck up her minge
But how does one they actually do this. Is there proof?

lolcow dollies edition

>>82561164
Not him but, if it's a trustworthy one, they send images as well.

>>82561175
You're Here to Read It!
Edition 821

>>82561178
Images of what?

askstupidquestionsmong is on one

>>82561091
>>82561156
I like to assume the brief 5 minutes hes discharged from hospital is spent just walking into desks/walls or tripping over everything

The cunt LOVES being stuck in hospital for weeks on end

>>82561091
Look at that smug smile. He's gaming the system and he knows it.

>>82561180
You've done me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Edition 821

>>82561184
Their kitten plying with a ball of string.
What has this conversation been about, lad? Lolly inna fanny, pics as proof that the lolly has been in a fanny.

>>82561229
I assume all the lollies look the same, no? How do you know it's yours in the picture?

LOL I'm being inane xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuZO1tW362M&list=RDyuZO1tW362M&start_radio=1


wtf is this band

>>82561266
Trust, lad. It's all one can do. I did it once, and got some knickers. The woman sent me a video of her pushing the lolly in and out, and pics of her wearing the knickers.
Picrel, I have the email still about the knickers, but no image saved of the knickers or pussypop.

>>82561266
And muh receipt.
I know what you're thinking, it was because I was a horny little bugger, wrapped the knickers round my cock and wanked while licking the lolly. I didn't wear them or anything, I'm not that kind of pervert.

>>82561348
>wtf is this band?

It is now.

>>82561349
>>82561368
Fucking hell mate sort your life out.

knew this lad at school. his song was favourited by Billie Eilish. Wonder if he'll make it big one day
https://www.billysharpmusic.com/

As I remember him, he was a massive dickhead.

>>82561382
That was years ago lad, I'm not that pervy now.

>>82561368
>pussy pop
lmao

Remember him back in 2013 ish. The year we finished school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_R0rOm0eu4

It's not easy changing your ways lads. It's like Edith always says at the sexual conservatism group, you can lead a pervert to water, but you can't stop him touching himself on the way there.

Didn't flad buy womens worn clothing and underwear I think he bought a pussypop too

>>82561427
I'm not flad. Not into feet, but do like a segzy shoe.

>>82561368
>tip
howling

Corrrrr! Me Radiance collection is slowly filling up. One of the best boutique Blu-ray labels out there at the moment.

>>82561537
such a noncey hobby

>>82561531
Yep. I won't tip in restaurants, or delivery guys, service charge is gay, but a woman shoving a chupachup up her fanny? Sure, she's doing a good service.

>>82561546
Postie been?

We're antifa we are here
When your son chops his dick off, we will cheer.

Bought worn knickers off two cam girls and a custom video from them. Dry fanny slime encrusting the gusset corr.

>>82561368
thats fucking funny hahahahaha you grim little lad, fantastic.

>>82561624
Probably her boyfriends dried cum. You've been had.

morning lads. postie not been. hear him (or her) buzz but i'm pretty sure it was an hallucination (that's right: an)

could check downstairs to see if parcel's been left, but got 24 cans of Diet Coke arriving from Amazon. don't want to bump into some Amazon guy. hopefully he just brings the cans upstairs. oh aye.

Muh vageenus

put way too much water in this porridge
but you know what? just means i'm cooking it longer. you guys have no idea how smooth this porridge is after 15-20 mins, no idea.

>parcel meant to be deliver Wednesday
>been at the senders depot since Tuesday
They've fucking lost it, haven't they...

>>82561867
Use cum instead

>>82561122
she's looking for freshers from the apuniversity

>>82561537
did you watch tiger cage

>>82561122
I'd love a go on Bonnie tbqh

>>82561873
been using glycerin (not by choice)

>>82561915
Her tuppence is fucking rank.

>porridge is too hot
>quick chug of Irn Bru as it burns up my oesophagus
just right.

>>82561747
It didn't taste like cum x

On that bedrotting grind me. Legit sick of alcohol and drugs now. Cba with it anymore.

>>82561961
What drugs you doing?

phone-users cannot stop outing themselves. very embarrassing.

It's kinda true desu, if I entered someone's room to find a "DVD collection" I would assume I'm getting raped/killed

>>82561989
very sus. imagine being a femoid and some man happens to mention, "i am interested in the Roman Empire," he might as well have just shown you the knife.

>>82561368
>wut D say ? Top kek, don't change a thing.

>>82562007
I think if it was a few normalfag marvel dvds that's fine but "kinos" would be time to escape. Tbh "art cinema" is just porn/snuff films for perverts to watch and feel superior instead of what they should feel which is wretched, if you watch "kinos" it's safe to assume you watch the real deal in private too

>>82562023
Aren't DVDs from the 1990s?

>>82561977
I'd rather phonepost but all the readers are shit and Blue Clover don't work no more. That was the best one

Bonnie Blue is a bit demonic tbqh.

still remember one of the first DVDs i ever watched. was a pirate copy of a Roy Chubby Brown DVD, except a proper one that had all the menus and that.

in the routine he even went on about those new DVDs, and how "the quality's great". zoomers will NEVER appreciate just how much of a leap forward it was.

Behind every "cine" "phile" is suspicious activity on tor browser

>>82562049
are phones/those apps why people get cross at me for paragraph-using?

you'd think with a vertical screen, people would appreciate breaking up text vertically MORE.

Will never get over grandad noncing my dog. Not right

Britain in 2006/2007 just before the credit crunch was so good. GDP per capita slightly higher than the USA. Arctic Monkeys and the Libertines. Emo vs Chavs. Gorgeous Emo chicks. Just enough tech not too much. Just before social media ruined life.

>>82562090
for me it's about:config, javascript.enabled set to true, quick visit to The Pirate Bay for a kino + year + "1080p" search, then javascript.enabled set back to false.

come at me, coppers.

If teens go to a house party these days, what kind of music are they likely to play?

Already quite drunk, fancy a bag but gf doesnt like me being on it

>>82562128
bag of cocaine?

>>82562118
Mumble rap and that sort of Jewish shite probably.

>>82562132
Bag of chips

>>82562141
>Mumble rap

Why? What happened? Why do people pretend to like this?

Used to do a lot of cocaine me I did. Nowadays? Just 4MMC.

>>82562132
old lady. anon's gf doesn't like him on them.

>>82562162
mephedrone is so depressing (no, i'm NOT fun at parties).
you know how poppers just speed your heart up for ten seconds and it's a bit exciting, but then you have a horrible headache and feel like shit? mephedrone is that, but like the mood/MDMA-lite version.

downers, all the way. just want to be comfy. even with other people.

>>82561897
Yeah really enjoyed it, thanks for the recommendation pal. Need to get Strong Arm of the Law at some point. Looking forward to Arrow Video releasing Golden Princess films in the UK.

>>82562246
Two possibilities:
1) The people who set up BBC pigin think it is hilarious they got away with it.
2) The people who set up BBC pigin actually have zero awareness of how they come across to normal people.

>>82562266
Pidgin English is a real thing but it's a bit like Scots where it just comes off ridiculous.

not sure what purpose it serves, though. if you're 'between' e.g. Afrikaans and English, wouldn't you want to read/learn full English?

SEND THE BUGGERS BACK
SEND THE BUGGERS BACK

>>82562281
Scots is native to this country howeverbeit there's no bbc scots only bbc booga booga

>>82562287
THESE ARENT THE ONES I WANTED SO ILL SEND THE BUGGERS BACK.

>>82562246
Its like if the little mask in crash bandicoot spoke english

>>82562207
Not at all like this for me desu. Its like cocaine but without the paranoia and horrific comedown. I like it very much

>>82562246
Wagwan x protest man tings x

https://xcancel.com/BBCBweaking/
based twanssexuals.

>>82562287
rather have migrants that are willing to work than dossers like HHL and SSM desu

>>82562355
Phew. At least I wasn't mentioned. Must be doing alright then.

>>82562355
Nobody asked NPC

>>82562339
fair enough lad, sounds lush.
i think at some point i just started getting a bit too chasing-that-high with it even over a single night. and before long it's the next afternoon and i'm fucking shaking all depleted and paranoid wondering if i'll ever feel good ever again (pretty universal to snorting stimulants in my experience).

at least with eating MDMA there's that initial bump and then the night is great, even the next day is fine. for some reason i could just pace myself the way i couldn't with snorting/drinking anything. too easy to just go back to it, i think.

>>82562355
i think immigrants working as fruit pickers for minimum wage (or less, or effectively less) works out worse for basically everyone, except the company getting cheap labour.
and i LIKE fruit.

me? its pissing it down and now I really cba going to this gig thats at max 2 minutes on foot from me flat seeeeeee beeeeee aaaa ngl

>>82562394
This is what the trade unionists leftists worship now said 150 years ago. Immigration only benefits the business class

>>82561382
Not him, but no, I don't think I will actually. Lifes shite, might as well do some weird shit you're into every now and then.

>migrants that are willing to work
>dossers like HHL and SSM

Normie mongs who still read newspapers think the reason why the economy is in the toilet is because of PIP mongs. Little do they know that the welfare bill has been stable since 2015

Don't think this one in one out is going to stop them coming
>More than 1,000 people cross Channel in one day
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdx20xenzgqo

>>82562404
then the trade unionists are right tbqh. i do want basic standards and if you can flout them in any way, yeah, they just will.

i mean the obvious and very relevant one at the moment is just having robots do work. which should be good. maybe trade unionists are nutters there? "noooo but that should be workers" even though robots are unquestionably a step forward.

>>82562452
Champagne socialists and Tories both fucking love immigration. They are the business owner class. First and foremost immigration keeps wages low, property prices high, and these people own property. Furthermore they don't give a shit about the cultural impact of dropshipping millions of alien people because "theres no such thing as society only individuals" its always about money

>>82562447
>One in one out
Like Mark's little limp dick fucking Helen last night in his grotty little council flat with his fridge in the bedroom.

>>82562483
>Like Mark's little limp dick fucking Helen last night in his grotty little council flat with his fridge in the bedroom.
fascinating

Do britons nowadays still like jungle?

>>82562495
Britain is a jungle if you go to Birmingham or London.

>>82562445
just the easiest/most visible to get angry about, really.

i'll even say migration to this country is too high and as a PROPORTION the small boats lot isn't that much. same with birth rate and so on it ultimately doesn't matter why or how the population is so high/increasing, it just is.

scrap student/work visas. prioritise the same education/jobs for Britons. it's for the good of the country, not private profit, right guys...?

Just got fascinated. Lovely.

>>82562480
yeah i agree. although i like some amount of multiculturalism, purely culturally.
do culturally enrich me, right up the chute, just in small doses. jungle music. lattes. vindaloos. (i could go on.)

Sick of drink and drugs. But can't stop.
A cautionary tale

The minimum wage is quite high depending on where you live desu. Minimum wage in the north is lush

>>82562219
glad you liked it lad, not got anything later but will be getting peacock king and the island next month

we all draw a line somewhere. even intra-culturally you have Yorkshiremen fighting the Lancastrians, nobody likes London, Cornish weights and measures, etc.

but for me it's religion since that's a pretty big one. the liberal in me says you should be allowed to worship as you want, and i don't find e.g. Buddhism particularly controversial.

EXCEPT 'Shibboleth' or whatever the fuck he was called, from the local Buddhist Centre. you know those slightly posh lads who turn up with a guitar to everything, and you think, "okay mate, this is going to be some seedy way to pull girls, isn't it?" and you turn out to be right, every time?

>>82562561
are you a bit special? its like 25k which is fuck all really

>>82562452
Well back in the day it was cheap Chinese labourers, Irish. But a few differences. They actually were workers. And they didn't expect to have anything handed to them. And they are more harmonious with western culture. So even if it was still overall negative. It wasn't fatal.
Its nowhere near the same thing as Somalians, Eritreans, Ethiopians, Pakistanis Nigerians who actively EXPECT not to work, will be handed full social benefits when they don't even have family who've paid a penny of tax nevermind paying it themselves. Access to NHS, benefits, dentists, housing. Add on even if it was hypothetically possible, they have zero intention to "integrate" and many of them literally hate the country. If immigration is on a spectrum of damage there couldnt be anything worse than our system now. People from countries where they stoned women for adultery in the 1990s just swanning about in every GP waiting room in the country for some reason next to your wife and sprogs. For some reason.
70% of somalians in London are on social housing. 45% of social housing in London goes to somebody who wasn't born here. Why? They say immigration helps the economy but there's been no growth the past year. If they're an economic boon how can you have millions of immigrants and be in the state we are in? Simple fact they are good for a very small exclusive part of the economy that directly benefits the people making the decisions. Not good for normal people even middle class at this point.

>>82562588
Yes there's regional differences because of "the homogeneity of England, so profound and embracing that the counties and the regions make it a hobby to discover their differences and assert their peculiarities". However regional differences between people who are still ALL native to the country isn't comparable to what we have now.

Tropical downpour just appeared out of nowhere. Love it.

fucking Sinjid the Twee with his guitar. ignoring Doris's questions about meditation, too busy chatting up Sarah the attractive 19-year-old.

nothing wrong with that. Sarah, you are doe-eyed at this bloke. maybe you'd ride his dick right now if we all left and didn't put the cushions away. but he's doing it again. we all know what Siddhartha the Bit-Too-Charming is like.

>>82562141
Stuck in 2017 are we lid?

I've come to realise we can't have good, strong things in this world - infrastructure, mass produced goods and services without exploited labour - the system just does not work with voluntary staff etc. We always need an underclass and immigrants are our new slaves

>>82562588
The problem with these liberal ideas is that just because you agree with it doesn't mean everyone else does. You only end up extending liberty to people who don't want it and hate you for offering it.

Might start LARPing as Ruthmong.

Politically and culturally we are somehow still at the "bringing democracy to Iraq" level of thinking except the Iraqis are on PIP now.

R is at her dad's pub tonight serving up the locals. Wish she was serving me. Oh eck.

>>82562694
It's already being done, daily.

>>82562591
In the north you can live comfortably on that

>>82562747
Imagine if there was 2 of us? kek.

Ruthmong a creepy stalker

ohh a vegan are you, Shigsy? never would have guessed. but since turning Buddhist you've just realised you're all caring about Mother Gaia? good for you mate. living according to those teachings.

anyway, you're clearly more well off than i am, and my rent is due. could you just LEND me some money unti-- ohhh Buddha teaches this-and-that about suffering, i see. haha imagine if there were these Buddhist teachings about bodily pleasures and sexual misconduct haha. more of a metaphorical thing those though, aren't they? it's not literally saying you can't invite any good-looking women under 30 back to your flat (that you own) even Christians who've never done ayahuasca would find that a bit dodgy, VERY unenlightened of them.

>yeah so i USED TO smoke a lot of weed but on my gap year i went on this holiday that i could afford to see a shamanic healer, and i discovered i should give up sex/drugs/rock 'n' roll 5-10 years later.
>anyway would you like to come back to mine? i have this wicked new sound system, we can listen to Nahko Bear and Neutral Milk Hotel on vinyl. i dislike material possessions, btw.

>>82562707
I bet you'd like to drink a pint of her urine.

Was fine playing my game and I was distracted and now that I've stopped playing major anxiety has come back yet again. Fucking hell it feels like I'm dying. You're telling me I have a lifetime of this because of mental illness?

>>82562969
Got bored already as LARPing as Ruthmong. Sorry. I will leave it up to the one and only.

>>82562972
>You're telling me I have a lifetime of this because of mental illness?
not exactly, it gets worse.

anon's schizo neighbour, yesterday? call me sick, but i'm glad those lads find peace.

>>82562992
Wish I had the strength to end it. I have to carry on for the sake of my mother, sometimes I look at her and think to throw it all away it's so difficult sometimes. Almost had a year of therapy and it's doing absolutely fuck all, now it is supposed to help?

talked to a girl around my age today... really made me realise how lonely i am and how much i hate myself

blogpost over

>>82563008
you could be one of those lucky people where you take a specific medication and then later down the line you're saying "oh yeah it was all hopeless but blahblahzepam, changed my life."

obviously it's hard to see these things when you're in them, and you don't know the future. but the people on the other end, they felt like that too.

just get some benzos in, enjoy those fleeting nice parts of life.

>>82563013
>really made me realise how lonely i am and how much i hate myself
in what way?

>>82563049
Been on several antidepressants for the past 16 years and 2 anxiety medications none of it works. Not making excuses but I think It's just how my brain is. Feels like I'm running out of options now.

>>82563074
i mean they're absolute bastards in a way but valium, xanax, etc do just CURE anxiety. not being chill on them would be like if you didn't get drunk off alcohol.

i hope antidepressants (or therapy, or meditation, or anything really) would for lads. but there's the nuclear option of the drugs-that-just-what-they-say. use them selectively (e.g. if it's social anxiety, for going outside)

Gotten up haven't i

>>82560751
Now this is slagmaxxing innit

What foul broads

>>82563066
since leaving school i've barely uttered a word to a girl around my age, just gone to work, gone home, on repeat. Even just a very small conversation reminded me that they're sweet and that i'm secluding myself from having a normal life because i hate myself

>>82563120
I'm basically the same besides a friend of mine who I lived with who isn't strictly "my age" but like 5 years older. Not so far off it's unreasonable. I've also less frequently spoken to some of her friends or other random encounters.

All they do is tell me it's a shame I haven't found anyone as they think I'd be a good partner (but never for them, obviously).

>>82563117
is the cameraman on an exercise bike or something?

>>82563154
inceldom is rough lad. At risk of sounding bent, the thing that has stuck with me is just the feeling of seeing a girl (who isn't an old coworker) look in your face and smile. Not that I was some shagger at school or whatever. Just makes you realise what you're missing i suppose..

I'm 26 and have been single for 3 months. Is it over for me?

I'll never wrap my head around why we can't truly just close the borders, despite EHCR, NGOs, lawyers. Remarkable we can't just say "Nope, sorry".

>>82563266
businesses want cheap labour to do the jobs that natives don't want to do, birthrates are in the toilet and show no signs of increasing any time soon and air travel is cheap

corrr the debt agency have taped a scary later to my door. do i feel threatened? have i paid the 1,000-turned-1,200 quid now that they have some notice to seize my property? of course. bit spooked.

on the plus side, the big strong man apparently brought my crate of Diet Coke cans all the way upstairs. he didn't have to do that, but he did.

Poured myself a rum and coke then poured it down the drain. Aye we keeping it comfy tonight. Investing in tomorrow and all that.
What you gents doing? Thinking about booting up the ps5 but can't really be arsed

>>82563266
We don't look good on the world stage unless we take in everyone, we need to virtue signal to other countries and they do the same signalling. It just takes one country to say no and the others will follow suit.

>>82563266
Parliament does not have absolute power. People can take the government to court and win. Reform want to take us out of the EHCR and remove a whole load of legislation relating to human rights.

>Remarkable we can't just say "Nope, sorry".

Might sound mad but you need the police and the army on your side. The government told the police to stop recording non-crime hate incidents. The police just ignored them and carried on doing it.


The left have control/influence over so many institutions from the police to education to the courts.

Erect willy desu

>>82563351
>The left have control/influence over so many institutions from the police to education to the courts.

This is Curtis Yarvin's argument for monarchy against democracy. Democracy facilitates the creation of these cathedral like institutional structures that just push everything to the left like a net vector.

He wants a benevolent dictator that just bonfires or privatises vast sectors of the government except the police and army which swear absolute allegiance and just aggressively polices the left away.

A mixture of direct democracy and monarchy is absolutely necessary. No politicians or beauracrats allowed. The monarch rules like a president but is held accountable by a parliament of the masses in which everyone can vote on everything from their home computer.

Political talk is boring lads so I'm gunna take the advice of others

> Don't fucking read it then mong

Will check in later. Have a good evening.

>king is bad/crazy
>we all just agree, "he was a bad king, wasn't he?"

quite like this. it's a bit like leaving everything to chance, except there's an actual human being involved, so it's not pure chaos/randomness. good or bad, but consistent.

>>82563411
noooo stay post the things YOU want to talk about.
those 'just ignore it' lads are cowards. you COULD stay, and post high-quality replies. perhaps even original content.

Absolutely no reason in this day in age why we need the Royals anymore. The philosophy of monarchy aside, we are post-le twee cute old queen and happy prince and princess :))

>>82563315
>birthrates are in the toilet
Yday in the group chat my sis said she wsnts2 have one soon

mad to think i only posted two pieces of OC last thread.

i mean technically there were reposts/pixels/articles of discussion that have never appeared before, but i'm not counting those. and the less we say about staples, the better.

Mum works in a school, has a dopey 21 year old new teacher in training. She already owns a LISTED building house because her parents helped her out tonnes. Not fair is it?

What a blessing a new wee nephew/niece would be in this miserable world. Fr my mmy too

>>82563451
Will she be having more than two, though? Doubt it.

>>82563451
she found a decent fella and your family seems well-off (don't think you should NEED that to have kids, just saying it helps)
so maybe that's not bad. it's not like we were going to just stop having kids because of some societal shift, or because we all have games instead, condoms, something.

but overall i'm quite happy with lower birth rates and even in longer-term thinking it's such a weird thing to be all doom-and-gloom about. population that evens out to around 30-50 million, please! no culls, x child policies? great!

>we all have games instead
although, i think this one is pretty good for young men.
don't get me wrong they are miserable and lonely and that's understandable. in raw numbers, people are having less sex. lads losing their virginity in their 20s rather than at 15. just weird.

BUT they have PlayStations. some of the graphics on them now, why the hell would you even go to a club?!

Might rewatch Dogtooth tonight. Class film.

Corr', sure is raining alot up my neck o' the woods...

>>82563464
Idont know because her n her partner work full time nd she was saying how expensive it would be still. I wonder if I should redpill her about child benefit but Tbh I dont really know how it works that much

Want a Popeyes. Mum wants Chinese cause she doesn't want the bread. I'm paying!! Hm. Quite the conundrum

toilberg soon

could order a Biscoff waffle but i know it'd feel good and then i'd just feel absolutely shattered and miserable.
going to have to be REALLY careful with money now too. that's one debt 'gone', but i'm not even getting bennies atm. will have to ration these tramadols.

sorry for TALKING WAFFLE haha but i'm not used to being 'normal' sad. at-a-funeral type unhappy.

>>82563545
Popeyes is lush. One opened near me and it was honestly the best takeaway I've ever had. If all American fast food is like that then I'm jealous.

>>82563561
It's expensive, but it is pretty damn good.

>>82563561
There's popeyes in bong land?

Still got this weird chest tightness nd feel rly sick today. I xant die before am a uncle

What we watching tonight de lids? Some tasty options lined up myself.

could just go pure all-out. withdraw what's left of my overdraft. and/or spend it all on sweets, booze, feels less and less like anything matters. but in a more pragmatic 'holy shit i made it past 30' way than some moody/impulsive teenage feeling.

i mean if you knew you were terminally ill, you wouldn't care about a lot of things. might even be a relief. don't go out murdering, but get some ice cream in.

>>82563074
Like many ppl thereis a jesus shaped hole in your heart

>>82563504
Enjoy lad. Have you seen Alps by Lanthimos?

just had takeaway from this new family-owned indian place that just opened in my area. very fucking nice, best samosas i've eaten

>>82563622
Very excited for his new film. Fucking love Emma Stone working with him.
Might get on that Dogtooth grind myself even though I watched it this year already.

>>82563629
You ate Indian food, lad? The racist shut-ins in this thread won't like that at all.

>>82562707
Pubs are no place for a small lass when there's riff raff around.

https://yorkmix.com/police-investigate-criminal-damage-at-york-pub/

imagine if you had a Jesus-shaped hole in your heart and Jesus was like "don't mind me, i'll squeeze right in there" and your heart was fine again. like one of those peg toys for little bairns.

>>82563622
No I've never seen Alps, it's been on my to-watch list for a while. Any good?

>>82563476
Bc life would be grim af if it was only old fogeys shuffling about

We love are Yorgos Lanthimos in britfeel x

>>82563635
i think overall the thread distinguishes between Indian cuisine (vegan, chickpeas, looks like vomit) and Indian takeaways (love a vindaloo).

BOTH are great, however. rare case of the /britfeel/ hivemind being wrong about something.

Women are fucking disgusting. Don't know how anyone could be sexually attracted to a fat beast.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2500v087xo

Lets ave a sleepover nd listen to steps

remembered when my dad almost cried when they stopped teletext

Youtube recmmending s club 7 last week.Its honestly astonishing how much steps mogs s club 7.Back then i was steps all the way nd that will never change tis no even close.Its like a joke to even compare them.S club.You must be aving a complete giraffe.

>>82563621
Im already saved. I pray for Jesus to alleviate my anxiety's and pain. Suffering brings us closer to the Lord.

>>82563656
yeah even if there was some rule like an evil Skeletor dictating limits on population, it'd be that or some kind of Logan's Run situation.

but if INCIDENTALLY people are having fewer kids or immigration is lower and nothing horrible is going on, great? like fucking hell every single person NOT having +1 kid has essentially halved their consumption/footprint/resource usage/whatever else. through INaction. we should be happy about that.

and it's Christian nutters (the American fundamentalist kind not having a go at you here cross) who obsess over the whole Malthusian thing and insist people ought to have lots of babies. obviously stuff is finite and zero-sum, eventually. in sheer landmass we could absolutely fit loads more people. in practical resources, economically or just raw materials? not so sure.

At least crossy has come back again.

The Feel Street discord is laughing at all of you, by the way. It not right

do like kids btw not one of these people who hates kids.

think i'm personally quite bad with kids, but then i'm always surprised. when they can talk and play it's like YOU'RE a kid again. they're just so innocent and imaginative. like they're all on LSD but by default.

>>82563716
anyone anywhere could be laughing at us. very odd small group of people to pick on.

do they have any accurate arguments, or anything? THEN it might hurt my feelings ;__; (or if they judged my music taste)

Wolfgang lmfao

>>82563653
Yes, not quite as good as Dogooth but very similar atmosphere. His Greek films are his best work imo

>>82563633
His new film is on at my local cinema in a few weeks, hope it's good

Fancy some jerk chicken and rice and peas. Jamaican food is next level

>>82562707
Don't know who R is.

>>82563746
by all means judge Wolfgang for his music taste (he likes metal)
but his name's pretty cool

>>82563746
Windows wanker.

On that level of depression that I can't eat

>>82563766
Dunno how you do a linux n that really or why its better than w*ndows

Wonder what happened to wops.

Greeks just do it better

might watch fast and furious tokyo drift. now that's a good movie

>>82563756
local couple does some Jamaican pop-up van at markets and fairs etc. there are always massive queues for burgers, and weirder/trendier foods like churros, seitan vegan 'chicken', Yorkshire pudding wraps. nobody ever sees to go for the Caribbean takeaway van.
suits me fine because i think they give me extra slow-cooked jerk chicken from the big pot, plus a massive dollop of rice n peas. no idea what the hell is going on. it's so lush. fuck your smash burgers.

It not fucking right. Even Flamingo Land isn't safe anymore.

>>82563777
Download GNU/Linux distribution, put on usb using Fedora Writer, restart and boot into usb. Wipe out Windows for good.

>>82563838
I did this once and y dad died. Do not recommend.

Lunchington soon i do reckon

>>82563597
I already wanked when I woke up at 4pm. Nothing for me tonight.

Favourite board game lads? Cluedo for me.

>Caribbean pop-up food van is closed now
that might have been their dream. local white bloke falls in love with black Caribbean woman, they start a van selling lush stews and things. MY fault for not going/telling everyone to eat the jerk chicken.

oh well. i'll find somewhere else (never managed to make good jerk chicken at home, even with a pre-made mix in the slow cooker)

me? using dban to not just get rid of Windows, but to remove any trace it was ever around.

probably won't catch everything. i'm sure they've left a few rootkit backdoors in my motherboard firmware. but that's just the Micro$haft way.

>>82563825
Is helper safe nd is the red panda safe?

only jerk chicken i've had is in one of these fuckers from the supermarket. pretty nice but i doubt it's authentic or whatever

>>82563825
>>82563901
You dickheads killed britfeel

>>82563899
You need to replace the BIOS with a freedom one. However most systems nowadays will be using secure boot, which is a whole other can of worms designed to deter GNU/Linux installations.

>>82563882
quite liked that Betrayal at House on the Hill as basically-advanced-Cluedo (with spooky horror storytelling added).
mad complex high-strategy 'eurogames' and the like just melt my brain. Secret Hitler was a straightforward fun one if you feel like ruining some friendships.
of typical games everyone owns, it's got to be Scrabble. but with the house rule that if you GUESS a word and it's not there, you lose your turn. fuck brute-forcing 'xyt' nonsense just in case it's in the Chambers Dictionary.

>>82563901
He was definitely involved. Dealing drugs at a theme park. Despicable.

>>82563723
Yes.Children r the future.Were not designed to be 30 with no sprog.

>>82563930
I boot into GNU/Linux from a floppy disk

>ohhh i can make TOPIARY. get in, 12 points!
>me? ZA, on a triple word score. that'll be 33 points, please.

You won't be spending Saturday night alone playing dollies and make believe on 4chan will you, King?

Imagine what it must feel like to be a young female these days with all their free attention online.

>>82563942
good shout lad. we're just meant to trust booting from a USB stick, are we? who knows what secrets they've hidden in so-called-UEFI.

>>82563976
What does attention get you? It's all a bit meaningless

>>82563941
i could (and maybe even would accept) just a cat/dog or an AI Tamagotchi-on-steroids. even if that's fighting AGAINST the gotta-have-sprogs feeling. there'll be other sprogs, life will be nice even if we all end up old. could even still contribute to society like HHL with his litter-picking.

feel sorry for lasses with the genuine clock-is-ticking factor but i also think some people are just irresponsible. just wait kids to grow up comfy and looked after (and not just my/family/friend's kids, literally 100% of them)

>>82563989
It gets you attention I think

>>82563989
i mean i grew up at a time when attention itself was enough. on some level we all want attention even if it's for more practical purposes (e.g. i write a post, you read it, you reply to the post. great stuff!)

but nowadays that translates not just into lads chatting to you and emotionally supporting you but ACTUALLY GIVING YOU MONEY. 'fuck you, pay me' is a legitimate response when women online are paid 'just' in attention.

The red panda at flamingo land killed britfeel? Wow Bad boy. But so cute

>>82563989
Gets you money. She's getting thousands of every month (at least double this now). Are you working hard for money?

Some1 on /an/ put red pandas in the category of animals that he wouldnt care if they went extinct.Not nice.

>>82564065
they are cute but i don't know what they're like as animals.
would say it's inherently a cruel thing to say but you know what, i'd accept total wasp genocide. FUCK wasps.

Lad who went to York is so fucked.

post-wank clarity

imagine being a grown pretty girl and making weird noises in a microphone for easy money. kinda sad when you realise men can't just get this level of difficulty in life.

>>82564083
Ye am not rly a fan of wasps......check this out https://www.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/1mvpjg2/i_got_diagnosed_with_asd_a_few_months_ago_and/

>>82562707
She sucking W's noodle later if she's not too inebriated.

>>82564130
fuuuuck
i know autists can just glom on to anything (and 'bugs' is a strangely common one) but wasps?

was watching some videos on YouTube a while back of workmen removing wasp nests. just very casual about whacking these things, all the wasps come out, "yeah, got stung a few times, but that's the nest gone."

whatever role they play in the ecosystem, i bet we could just do without wasps. we'd survive.

>>82564055
Yeah I work hard for my money.

When did you last work hard on yourself ?
:(

>>82564160
why should I fucking work when bints like that will never do hard work?

Mind 1 day in summer i went to get a chinky.I noticed my wee cat sitting in the bathroom in the corner before i left Nd i was wondering why but didnt see anything weird so i never thought any more about it but then when i got back like 20 mins later she was still in the same spot Looked closer nd she was staring at this half dead wasp.Freaks me out byt she was ok I disposed of the wasp though.There was way too many wasps around here this year desu.All the nice insects r disappearing all the nasty ones are multiplying.Not seen a butterfly since 2023.When i was wee you would see them all the time.Just like white dog poop.

Shitposting into the void on a Saturday night with the lords of LARP

>>82564178
I said work on yourself.
Because your gunna die alone miserable and full of regrets you sad little wretch.

>>82564159
>(and 'bugs' is a strangely common one)
Yeah that is true actually ave met quite a few like that usually spiders nd beetles nd stuff like that though

>>82564184
Is that like the sultans of swing

>>82564178
And funnily enough these "lazy bints" have achieved more than you ever have.
They've made some success of themselves. You can't even walk to the shop LMAO

>>82564190
I don't think I could ever regret managing to skip working some shitty job until I die.

>>82564159
Scary thing about wasps nest is they can be inside the wall.Like cavity walls.Imagine trying to sleep nd you hear buzzing in the walls.Oh aye.They dont return2 same nest tho.

>>82564204
Good tune that. THAT live version with the big solo / Instrumental is brilliant

just realised 'chinky' is short for 'Chinese takeaway' so it's not even racist

>>82564206
They got it made for them. They go out and get free attention outside too. I can go out for a walk and literally no one would ever bother or say a word to me the entire day.

>>82564215
>They dont return2 same nest tho.

might start pre-wasping all my walls.

>>82564227
>I can go out for a walk and literally no one would ever bother or say a word to me

nightwalk-anon would KILL for this. check your privilege.

pre game with a whiskey and coke, bit too much whiskey ah well, very rainy out there.

Is HHL on the piss today? Me? Big time

>>82564227
Projecting your hatred of yourself and your life on to women? Won't get you a gf.
But you know this. Enjoy your Saturday evening .

>>82564227
do you want randoms talking to you irl tho?

>>82564245
What game what whiskey what coke?

they're still spewing that incendiary shit mate. worse than bob vylan

>>82564240
Night walk anon is just a little shit that goes round baiting police by acting suspicious.

Bottle of vodka for me got mixers so we doing alright there

>>82564178
You might be the most pathetic man in existence. Life is unfair. Kill yourself or get over it

>>82564226
Ive heard of someone getting in bother for saying chinky in ear shot of the police.Like describing not abusing."I was on x street where the chinky is".Already was under arrest for something else though.

>>82564210
What's your end game in life lad? What are you actually living for? And what makes you happy?

On night walks it's very easy to walk by parked cars scraping paint off them with a stone.

>>82564303
I'm not giving in to be a miserable slave. It's better to be miserable and not a slave.

Somebody on 1 the threads said somebody has psychopath eyes nd recently I saw somebody in the comments Of a christian channel i watch sometimes but Am kinda iffy about the content sometimes nd somebody said this guy has "Serpent eyes" am not that good at reading faces nd I dont want to be a bully nd post him on here but its stuck in my head ever since that i dont know if i can trust now.They said "he has serpent eyes" Nd a few ppl agreed.I dont know but its just one of those things where you hear something nd you cant get it out of your head.

On nightwalks head down hands in pockets every time.

>>82564330
Just post the eyes then you tard

>>82564264
off to a gig int it, cant be sober upon entry. Wont be shit faced but more comfortable, 2bh I just grabbed famous grouse and a diet coke as I'm not a huge drinker, its doing the job

dvdlad have you watched the act of killing? love that doco
>>82564324
oh wow i forgot about that album. good shit

any of you lads suddenly make loud clapping noises just to expel some energy?

>>82564328
Ok lad, so you get to be NEET for the rest of your life. You have no work and no responsibilities. All the free time in the world

What do you do?

>>82564331
>head down hands in pockets
thats a very bad idea, got to keep your wits about you, never know who might be lurking on a night walk.

>>82564324
Hey that's not bad, will dl that album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPgibvVmdQM
>YOU KNOW THAT ID NEVER LIE TO YOU
>ID NEVER LIEEEEEEEEEE TO YOUUUUUUUU

>>82564279
What do you tend to have vodka with?
I actually like it with Fanta fruit twist (lol) or lemonade. Can't stand it with coke. More a rum and gin guy

>>82564353
At 4 in the morning lad?

A fair point mammy but unfortunately for you i have drawn myself as the gigachad

>>82564371
ah, might be dead then, I was picturing 11-1am ish

>>82564292
i can buy a word just being a slur and the police go "oi, less of that, sonny jim" but for me it's words where i don't know they're bad words.

once said "spaz" or "spazzed" to someone and her and her friend were like "whoooa what?!?!" and "yeah? like a spaz?" and that's shocking i can't say that, but they were happy to say "derpy" and other gentler meme words. "idiot" was one a technical term, "retard" etc (can you say someone is "a bit slow"?)

weirdest one was a friend who said she used to say "jipped" but that comes from gypsies stealing/scamming, "gypped". i don't even know if that's the origin. one of those onomatopoetic words that just sounds like what it is. i'm sure the gypsies could take one for the team, it's a good word.

>>82564390
>i'm sure the gypsies could take one for the team
They only really take for themselves.

>>82564397
ooooh snap!

Tattle Life has said you're not allowed to say 'cabal' any more because it comes from the Jewish 'kabbalah' or something and therefore has ties to anti-Jewish conspiracy theories.

all words come from other words though. if people apply it TO Jews, then yeah that's antisemitic. but that doesn't make it go backwards, same way the Harry Potter goblins are actually just greedy little monsters.

>>82564344
I recommend Shearling, new band with most of the members from Sprain. Saw them live the other week and they were insane

Chika the generational anal talent

black people are compared to gorillas. unintelligent people are compared to gorillas. transgender people are compared to gorillas (source: Lindsay Ellis the Disney video essayist).
we must end gorillas.

(/pol/, if you could also start calling Jews 'wasps' or something, that'd be lovely)

Gorillas are chill and peaceful animals.

>>82564464
>we must end gorillas.
I'm not winning a fight against a gorilla.

>>82564367
First one is always vodka and ice then I'll have Dr Pepper or a Fanta or just lemonade mix them up through the night

Lollers the generational nonce

>>82564478
i just don't like the look of them.

besides, the only time i'm ever going to encounter ANY simian is in a zoo. zoos are cruel.

HH the generational mong

>>82564513
>he mongs a typo into his mongpost
M O N G B O Y

Ruth was sadly murdered yesterday by Ponce of Gibraltar

Do you reckon the wersonalities are thinking about you tonight

yep, definitely too much whiskey in this one

Will and Ruth shagging all night long in a multitude of positions

>>82564527
Can you have to much whiskey?

Still feel ill af me. Debating on whether to order in tonight or not don't wanna waste food/money. Already down 200 quid because of that bender.

>>82564543
do you not get a shiver up your throat when its too strong? think I'm most certainly a drinklet

anyone remember the Donkey Kong 3D cartoon series?
mind-blowing at the time.

Ruthmong might unironically be the most extreme shut-in case in the UK

>>82564546
Why can't you just drink in moderation you goose neck mong

evening de lad, quite a foul night is it not? the usual? take a seat by the fire and get womfy

>>82564575
Didn't ask to be born did I.

>>82564595
Has anybody ever?

>>82564575
I had a cousin named Denis, older bloke, according to my mums side bought a house in his early 20s then completely shut himself off as much as possible from the outside world, no internet, no land line, only went out to get food once his mum died then switched to delivery, think hes in his 70s now? there are tonnes of hermits, but proper ones not internet shut-ins

>>82564623
*have, also dunno why I've said cousin, think ive had quite a bit of whiskey, some sort of relative

>>82564623
What do you think he does all day? He must get bored a lot

>>82564552
start drinking it straight
it'll get easier to neck

>>82564589
just a half of milk, please. extra hot.

>>82564634
Not sure but I'm pretty sure its been mentioned his some sort of autist, maybe Aspergers but clearly whatever he's doing it must be working for him, unless hes dead and just rotting in his house, no idea as he doesn't communicate with anyone.

>>82564647
Could unironically be years before someone realises he's dead. Mental.

>>82564546
Booze is gunna be the end of you lid

>>82564658
Maybe I should inquire into weather or not hes still alive, probably should.

>>82564464
Gorillas r cute desu esp baby gorillas. Now gigantopithecus is a scary boy nd his science name is "blacki" lol

>TJ from Recess wins at life but sits around playing PlayStation like a lazy dosser
mad how the writers portray this as bad. but Spinelli becomes a lesbian, Gus transitions to female? that's all well and good, progressive new Recess for a modern audience!

Mikey was clearly the gay one anyway.

>>82564574
Hah. Donkey Kong norwooding level VIII here fuckin ell.

>>82564623
Yea there is a guy thats been a hermit in the highlands for 40 years. Technically outside byt he has a wee cabin

Well technically everywhere is outside if u think about it

Being a hermit is a full time job.

>>82564714
we are all in space, always

AB face reveal any day now. No way can he keep going to protests masked up like a retard.

Fuckin ell even a 34 year old game is telling me to get a job! Not right! Trying to relax here!

>>82564589
what's with the black turtleneck my amphibian friend

did yous know that there was a 6 foot 8 penguin that used to exist? mental 2bh

I can go a few weeks without speaking to anyone but I have to sooner if someone at the shop talks to me

>>82564765
He's taken a bit of inspiration from his favourite tech celebrity weve wobs

>non-binary Ashleys
>Chinese-American-Jewish theatre girl
>autistic black nerd
>stoner kid

get your 'modern' nonsense out of my children's cartoons. why would a storyline have the kids discover that 'there's nothing wrong with being bisexual', why is that in a cartoon for children?

>>82564771
Yesh all stuff like that giant ape you have to take wiv grain of salt that such creatures rly existed but hypothetically as wi dinosaurs if such a thing was real it would be scary indeed

This what happens when a nonce is on the estate. Fucking hell they all come out don't they? Mr hard man 5ft tall auditor thinks he's a tough guy in front of them police.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndDqeOpjdKc

>tell zoomers the old black-man/Batman racist joke
>they don't get it because they don't know who this character is

>>82564785
Why are you reading that codswallop

Really want this bowling ball. I'm that autistic I would make a new special interest based around it by learning how to become an expert bowler with this thing.

>>82564825
That's like me wanting a vinyl just cos it somehow had sand in it.

>>82564785
Pathetic millennials thinking they know what's "down with the kids"
They shouldn't be writing anything for anyone.

Very disrespectful police officer keeps walking in front of his camera. Why they always act so childish? He offered them chicken nuggets and they treat him this way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF5cicinJnE

>>82564738
Isn't he the one who turned out to be a convicted nonce?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR1n5-4d1q4

Womfy docu kino, that

>>82564814
really, because it's just funny as hell
https://archive.org/details/recess-next-bell-pitch-bible/mode/1up
there's a bit PC, "let's give one of the NEW Ghostbusters a wheelchair! how EXTREME!", but this just keeps going.

Think it's time to relocate to the bedroom. Another early night on the cards

>>82564840
No, that is AJ Audits (the one in the wheelchair). Others like Gypsy auditor Veitch are convicted woman beaters. Koleeberks is a convicted drug dealer. UKMTT is a convicted racist.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15074991/Anti-migrant-protester-thousands-YouTube-followers-wanted-protect-children-paedophile-sexually-assaulted-schoolgirl.html

Yes it's Saturday night total fucking loser posting hours ;_;

imagine being a boomer manager at some company, the Tumblr kids come in with their pitch, and it's not a joke.

>>82564883
>Koleeberks is a convicted drug dealer.
this one was so weird. bit more daring, actually at police stations, got arrested by police. not just winding up random security guards in a booth.

but the whole time HE knew was a drug dealer and should probably be keeping his head down. kinell.

Im due a big cry but Ill save it for tomorrow

Had to close the window. The wind was blowing in oh eck.

>really into drawing and that
>do some art/design course at uni
>land perfect job at a big company
>'Pepsi Energy Fields'

Normies shagging all night long while you fill out captchas

>>82564987
>you fill out captchas
i'm on 3 quid per thousand. with AI and Indian outsourcing on the rise, i'll take what i can get.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIrwpvkNqFY
Bit concerning innit

>>82564952
Had that too lad, bit weird.
I had my upper window open just by a bit, and the wind kept fucking blowing it more open.

>>82565027
Based Putin, fuck this stupid country

>>82564903
Yeah really dumb some are. A smart criminal wouldn't put themselves in any situation involving rozzers.

cunts with windows open and I am in a hoody and got a blanket over me legs an feet

I want to be an auditor.

>>82565088
Audit a mosque. See what happens.

IYO what's the best or the funniest copypasta

me, i just put my trackies on. bare legs were getting cold.

>>82565030
this is really bothering me. it DOES get hot on a night, but it's also blustery. try to have the window slightly ajar, wake up to the fucker getting blasted open. worried it's just going to snap off its hinges sooner or later.

>>82565088
just follow Charlie around on a Saturday
sorted

>>82565122
always liked the old-school (Usenet?) one about 'you have two cows.'

'becoming Japanese for real' was breddy gud, same with the /tg/ 'katanas are underpowered in d20'. even as a joke it's back when the joke hadn't been played out. genuine weeaboos were something else.

why dont are nightwalk lads ever post pictures

>boarder

Kek

Damn diversity hires

>>82565116
Already done. He deleted the videos and also has to pay the police 35 grand for losing a claim against them. Also a convicted of breaking the bones of a young child.

https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/24583712.blackburn-youtuber-reveals-filming-near-mosques/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34
this guy probably was autistic/similar. just likes his katanas, fine. that's all fine.
but what gets me is how the brother/mum can't 'win'. even engaging with him.
it's like Scarface. shit just doesn't go in. could seriously be interested and agree, could politely nod and agree, could be confrontational, challenging, questioning, aggressive.
nothing ever seems to click. which must just suck if you're trying to bond a bit with your son, maybe as he's fixated on an interest you don't fully understand ;__;

Anxiety shits ffs

>>82565124
He got the bodyguards now. He obviously fears the lone wolves like me. He knows good men do not take kindly to woman beaters.

>>82565249
*Spartan kicks you and gets 2 million views*
nothing personal kid

>Ruthmong the woman protecting fearless avenger of justice
No

>>82564574
Oh oh I do I do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIT8tgW-SyQ

>the whole programme, and all other programmes, are inside an autistic boy's rich inner world
>mfw

>>82565274
hes about 3 charlie veitch meltdowns away from going full circle and white knighting for women

These niggas using WW2 axis ammunition in the 'kraine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7qEn14h1SI

Mind-boggling indeed

Would love to kaja her kallas if you catch my drift *unzips pants*

>be Jenny Everywhere
>exist in countless fictional universes where you are repeatedly raped and tortured in horrific ways we can't even fathom

Wish I got in on the autism meme when it was peak and they just dished out the diagnosis to anyone

>>82565300
cor. i mean at least that's some genuine reduce-reuse-recycle. 'resorting', 'shameful', whatever.
at some point they'll start melting stuff down, right? scary how we're never really THAT far off.

Look at that tiny police woman PCSO. Only good enough to handle a little girl. Pig cunt PCSOs are not legally allowed to detain and touch you. That poor girl should sue them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iCCWj1SUCw

>>82565346
not too late to quickly get on the ADHD waiting list, diagnosed over the internet by a "might as well" providing-NHS-services private company, and being set for lifelong benefits.

autism-as-a-spectrum will probably stick around because that's just what those particular campaigners are like, even if we move away from the diagnostic/mental illness model. (don't want to get into conspiracy theories, but i think they know what they're doing more than they let on.)

>>82565274
>>82565289
I have nothing to do with the "Ruthmong" poster. Sausage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6G-OpGgo3c
anal retentive and irritable, are you? turns out, no.

next up we'll start giving OCD diagnoses to the people who SAY they're "a bit OCD".

Scamming Just Eat so they refund me for the meal. It's on for freee delids

Hope there is an alternate me that had a better life

So glad are AY no longer has strict bail conditions. They tried to stop him making videos in public.

I don't think I can mentally cope with how fucked everything is in the UK. One part of me is still obsessively checking the news and going online, reading comments. The other part of me desperately wants to drop out of society, which I can't really do. I'm sick of seeing brown faces and living in London, it's unavoidable

>>82565502
Feel the same way lad. Clinging onto vidya and possessions still. Just feel like throwing it all away. I look around the boxroom and it just seems like one big mess.

>>82565502
>London

found your problem.

>>82565466
cor how you going about this, lad? hope they don't fuck over the takeaway at least.

Just Eat isn't even a British company any more. massive successful chain, like Costa Coffee? sorry, can't have that nowadays.

Our Mark lives in a 94% white area

Really need to go cold turkey on LARPing with AI girls. It's taking over my life.

>try to buy British
>3-4 big chains in every industry
>willing to pay a bit more for the British one
>prides itself on being British, British workers, paying tax, etc.
>gets bought out by forrin investors

why does this keep happening? stop funnelling my hard-earned money abroad.

>>82565617
i warned you bro
i warned you about robots

>>82565544
Unfortunately born and raised. Simply don't have enough money to leave my job (couldn't and quite frankly don't want to WFH), re-locate to another city before or after finding another job. Going to sound like a pain, but I like my job and my field and it's niche enough to be difficult to land roles sometimes. But yeah, I'll always love London - it's my home - would consider myself 100 percent Londoner, but it's just well and truly to the dogs in almost every single way.
>>82565526
I do have offline hobbies, but I struggle to muster the effort to get on with them. Maybe I'm slightly depressed. Going out doesn't really help when every highstreet is pozzed with garbage and money is tight.

>>82565664
>when you set your dying hard drive to power off after 10 minutes so you can't hear it dying
>then Windows tries to load anything stored on there and EVERYTHING hangs for 30 seconds

>>82565647
I'm not even joking to be honest. Just getting really involved in a roleplay for hours then starting a new one and doing the same. Like convincing the AI bot to fall in love with me and have virtual sex with me is like some sort of challenge. The worst part is it's all AI slop, you don't even get the same satisfaction you would reading a decent novel.

>>82565677
It's best to leave things always on for maximum reliability. Constant power surges and spindowns actually is bad for a hard drive. That's why externals always fail compared to internals. They want you to keep buying new drives every few years.

Wonder if Scottish lass has been to York.

>>82565671
>I'll always love London - it's my home - would consider myself 100 percent Londoner
genuinely nice stuff. i know people who moved to London as a dream and i met native Londoners through them. public transport is great, but that's about it.
i know there's 'always something on' but i don't see what you'd ever miss in any other UK city. might sound like a cope/sour grapes thing but i think it's good you have to plan/wait for things rather than "oh yeah there'll be a goth bar/evening/gig SOMEWHERE tonight."

if you ever plan to retire to the provinces for a quieter life, i hope it comes sooner rather than later. racism can be your gateway drug.

>>82565647
>"I'll always remember you..."
>"MEMORY DELETED!"

>>82565605
This was actually a decent game though tbqh.

>>82565590
I believe so. I have seen it posted once or twice lad.

>>82565701
yeah was wondering this, cheers. one of those things i just set temporarily because it was doing my head in, then i never set back.

hope it just dies tbqh, put it of its misery. D:\ had my actual important backups on it. lost those a year ago. E:\ is basically just films. nothing i can't replace.

>>82565742
I wouldn't mind playing it. It never goes down below 12 quid for the gold edition, though. Hoping it goes below 10 like that AC Mirage Deluxe did that one time.

>>82565699
>you don't even get the same satisfaction you would reading a decent novel.
i dunno, i've said before, i've only toyed with these as a novelty but i'm surprised at how WELL-WRITTEN they are. or the ability to figure stuff out like crack jokes, remember things, even according to the bot's character/personality.

maybe more of a 'game' mindset? the Immortals Fenyx Rising game is just mapping 3D geometry and textures on to a 2D image, it's not a painter lavishly creating a landscape. looks pretty though, would like to run around in that world.

>>82565762
I don't get any strange noises but mine just fails to read data in certain areas. You can write several gigabytes to it fine but the next day it will struggle to read the data. I've basically just given up hoarding data and getting autistic with making several backups. You can backup but you may end up replacing a good backup with corrupted data if you're not doing checksums. It's just too much hassle for me to care about as I get older.

>>82565728
What if she has or hasn't whats the interest?

for me it's picrel. maybe it is not trve open world any more than, e.g., Mario Sunshine.
but it teaches you about birds.

woudnt mind a mate rn tbqh

>>82565858
Whatchoo wanna talk about?

>>82565866
Just want to hear them talk about what they've been up to

>>82565818
>It's just too much hassle for me to care about as I get older.
yeah i've accepted this. i have an external drive that i simply don't use that often. will obviously die some day, but 1 TB, for sentimental documents/photos? more than enough.

gutted i lost stuff the same i would be if there was a housefire/burglary where i lost physical items, but i'd rather be less attached than start doing some obsessive RAID backup shit.

frankly just don't need my personal files uploaded even if it's unquestionably hyper-encrypted and ultra-backed-up in the cloud across seven data centres. most stuff that matters to me includes the physical medium anyway (e.g. school exercise book with some drawings, the book itself? fun to look through. a PDF copy of the scans? would literally never open it.)

SSM update
>Sorry youtubers no videos this evening. Not feeling very well. Still haven't opened the apple watch yet will open the watch in the morning. Evening off. Back in the morning all being well. Bloated and full of trapped wind. Back soon.

>>82565858
>>82565880
i'm good for mates.
but if you want a 'mate simulation' i have just taken two more tramadols and i'm on my fifth Diet Coke of the evening. got a /tv/ thread about Spider-Man's web-shooters in another tab. some interesting debate/discussion.
maybe in another life, i'd be the type of mate for you.

>>82565806
Well, it's true I've had some pretty engaging LARPs, especially with Deepseek. I've genuinely laughed out loud at some of the shit it comes up with. Just don't think it's very healthy.

>>82565905
Not been on /tv/ for a while so I'll substitute it for a mate for now

>>82565858
I can only be a mate who talks constantly about metal or emo, sorry. It's all I'm good for.

>>82565887
Thought he got a refund for the watch?

>>82565729
You're completely right about other cities etc. Sure London has stuff going on for all strokes, but it's always so expensive and - I'm not sure what the word is - astroturfed? Maybe not the right word. I go to a few gigs, I go drinking, but it's just not the same anymore and I'm only 26.

I'd like to move to the suburbs of Bristol. I spend a lot of time there and it's lovely. Around the South Gloucester border.

>>82565978
>I'd like to move to the suburbs of Bristol. I spend a lot of time there and it's lovely
Only the really nice part mate. All the years I lived in Bristol it was 90% shithole or borderline shithole, with only Clifton being "nice". Some of the smaller suburb bits were decent but also had tendencies of "this is a local place for local people". Like Keynsham.

It's up laddingtons

for me it's the chatbots that offer trivia/brainteasers/etc.
interactive element, can ask for clues, so it's a bit better than just reading them in a book.
but it's where the hallucination shit really kicks in. most of them aren't even 'riddles'. and i end up in arguments.
>'A houseplant'? That's a really creative answer, user! But the answer is actually A CAT: you see, CATS like to sit on the windowsill, they bathe in sunlight...
fuck off fuck off fuck off.

Got that sick to the stomach feel

Lots of nonce coded threads and posts on /tv/.

>>82566105
Were you around for the CUNNY threads around 10 years ago? Used to be a lot more openly noncey de lid.

>>82566113
I was on 4chan but never was in to /tv/ as a place to post

>>82566113
worrying stuff, this was. maybe not outright CP spam but if they have these 'child modelling' photos they must be into worse. same as 'lolicons' on /a/ and /c/ etc.

gig was alright, no new frens though. Decided to force myself to talk to a group of people who turned out to all be lithuanian which was fucking difficult. Sort of blame the abysmal weather as all the smoking places are outside so you cant really talk much if no one is outside and inside is too noisy. Ah well.

>>82566246
did you go on your own lad? wish i had the confidence to go to places on my own

>>82566298
I did, I gained the confidence from 3 whiskey and cokes plus its only 2 minutes away, done this twice prior and ive got another gig on the 4th of october and ive gained a flyer for another which is on the 10th or 11th, its not too bad with repeat exposure although does feel a bit awkward at first.

https://www.gaugemap.co.uk/#!Map

who else here /floodingpossible/?

Got dang internet shidding itself again right now

>mother insists i can 'tell her anything'
>tell her something
how the fuck did i make this mistake so many times?

Rly tired nd sick so i am going to bed x

>>82566231
Checked out a doujinshi website lately and the amount of blatant pedo stuff, literally mentioning the characters are children, is pretty insane.

>>82566298
not him but if i never went anywhere alone id never go anywhere

>>82566418
pretty much this, I go alone due to being a billy no mates, I try to talk to people but its really hard to actually make friends

>>82566401
sick of life tbphl

>>82566418
Yeah and that's why I don't go anywhere.

eaten 2 pork pies, might down a flapjack tbqhwyl

Good propaganda posters these. Just like in my dystopian animays

>>82566487
propaganda during wartime is hardly anything of note

>>82566487
It must work or they wouldn't do it

Luv kino me i do

Yessir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SCzVEUlqqA
tune to see the thread out

>>82566549
kino of what field

Just roasties and old boomers on that subway since all the men are on the front innit

They're going to lower the draftnapping age in that slavoid shithole yet again i heard, down to 18 years now

>>82566555
Checked. Is that Dave Lister?

>>82566588
COR goth on the far left looking into the camera. Imagine being a young bloke who managed to evade the draft, maybe due to being a cripple or something, youd have tonnes of clunge at your disposal.

>>82566588
>down to 18 years now
what was it

>>82566549
prove it. name THREE (3) kinos.
HARD MODE: no Soviet/German

>Asks the shopkeeper whether he's stolen his passport so he may dodge the draftington

Quite cheeky is it not

>>82566650
mad how theyd consider this out of shape, middle aged man to be capable of infantryberging

>>82566671
You're a mong you have no idea what you're on about lad

>get over the technical hurdles of downloading an age-restricted RedLetterMedia YouTube video
>now have to endure the much harder barrier of it featuring that voice actor guy doing wacky impressions

fucking hell this is a slog.

>>82566711
>Asks the shopkeeper whether he's stolen his passport so he may dodge the draftington

im assuming theyve asked this man weather hes stolen his passport to avoid being drafted, implying due to the state of things they would consider this out of shape middle aged man to be capable of infantry work? which is infact mad.

>>82566752
Eh I don't mind the lad, him making fun of Mike is good and he clearly knows his b-movie trivia.
Sometimes he overdoes it, but he's good at the impressions, so I kinda like the guy.

I wish they got Len Kabasinski back though he seemed way more fun.

>"If this park was in flipping London (...) it'd be full of illegal migrants shitting in our parks."

Based quarter vlogger kike dropping trvkes left and right

Next thread>>82566816


Cheers to the United Queendoms.

>>82566776
maybe i do just have a gut reaction against 'hey here's my Dr. Evil!' as humour, plus his jokes come off juvenile like he's just one-upping a joke about vaginas to say 'VAGINAS!'
it's all subjective but it's like he has the exact qualities that irritate me (without seeming like a bad guy or anything).

Len was great. glad he took it all in good fun. seems like a very chill guy.

>>82566826
not even on 480 posts you cock

>>82566487
Would be hilarious to see what shite this country would fart out for propaganda.

would much prefer an alternative edish.

>Just picking HIV-infected junkie needles straight up from the ground like that

Nigga's got a pozz wish doesn't he

>>82566851
Could just leave it to die lad

>>82566853
it's not gay if you don't touch the tip.

>>82566864
/britfeel/ itself? forever?

>>82566842
I can get it, I kinda hate it when he bursts into an impression outta nowhere, but I assume it's because he's trying hard for the video and the RLM lads like it. I don't hate it, but I can see why you would.
>Len was great. glad he took it all in good fun
I feel like Len knew he was making slop but just genuinely loved slop. Might rewatch one with him in, as they were always good. Top lad.

>>82566868
NTA this is my sense of humour, thank you funny stranger

Dark nights are rolling in. It'll be Christmas before we know it.

>weird egotistical Diamond Cobra vs. The White Fox director DOES take RedLetterMedia all seriously
>gets their video taken down or she'll sue!!!

also getting the feeling she wrote her own IMDb page on this one, like when people blatantly write their own Wikipedia pages.

Nice ""bar"" that, lol

God what a depressing shithole really. These slavoid cunts are all the same, quite literally the melanated individuals of the white race

>>82566900
who what an why should i care

>>82566929
They're not as bad as Scousers

>>82566936
>who
Deuandra T. Brown
>what
director of Diamond Cobra vs the White Fox (2015)
>why should i care
chilling effect/artistic integrity

why are you intimidated by scousers?

>Starmer set to announce UK recognition of Palestinian state on Sunday


Starmer set to announce UK recognition of Palestinian state on Sunday

>Starmer set to announce UK recognition of Palestinian state on Sunday

>racist-anon watching his ragebait videos
>the unlikeable people are white, for a change
>'w-well they're LIKE non-whites, aren't they?!'

>>82566966
will this so-called 'Palestine' sign the non-proliferation treaties on nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons?
or will it be like those terrorist states that refuse?

>>82566966
>recognition happens
>jews plow through and continue doing what they were doing anyway and no one does anything about it because the westoid states are still controlled by them

>>82566971
A certain Austrian painter didn't regard the slavs as white.

>>82566966
just eradicate palenshite and then we don't have to worry about it anymore same with india and africa and pakistan and iran and all these other smelly fucking shitholes nuke the lot

>>82566998
he also said the Chinese and Japanese have a far superior culture and history to his own.

he was absolutely shite at racism. just pick-and-choose, depending on what was convenient. me? i hate the Angles/Saxons #purepict

No wonder these people are all perma-shitfaced; How else to cope with existance in such a dreary locale (even with the war stuff taken out of the whole equation). Quite mind-boggling indeed

5 posts until 500. a bridge edish? maybe a lighthouse?

my nips are tingling with anticipation.

>tfw no demon hunter gf
Life isn't fair, is it lads?

>>82567032
'cats with booze' lad this is DANGEROUSLY furry. delete it from your folder. now.

miss crosslad. not rite that he's ill

>>82567034
its been decided to be the fat whale shit meme

smelly fucking bastards ruined this planet

>>82567071
nah, someone will make a nice thread. i feel it in my bones.

>>82566816


https://on.soundcloud.com/wbKmUcNzxS0iuJBalL

not saying I'M making a thread btw, someone do actually make a new thread.

going to post ITT until someone gets the new thread.
would actually be pretty chill if we all just hung out until it fell off page 10. made that the standard, help post-400 anxiety lad get over his fears.

>>82567171
good luck with it mate
im off to bed and i fully expect to wake up to that other thread being the active one

Tempted to have some late night AI LARPing. This is my Lesbian character I LARP as sometimes.

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
someone has already made a 'Buchan Ness lighthouse' edition. can't think of anything else.

>>82567219
thanks man, but i failed. will swallow my pride and just wait until the NEXT thread.

>>82567252
>LARP as
>as

worried you are too far gone me lad. when you were Wilson or whatever it was, i just assumed that was 'you' but under an alias. now you're ONE of the anime girls???

cor i have discovered an unclaimed _____ edition (won't post because someone will just post the comment)

going to see what's going on over on /tv/ tonight. might lurk /tg/ later to look at minis etc (don't play the games but i do like seeing what people put together)

fuck marry kill (in that order L-R)

going to get Crossy one of these next time it's Christmas
B, you can have Mario Paint
DVDlad, a Laserdisc player (i'm telling you - they're the future)

>>82567286
Yeah I like to imagine I'm a cute lesbian having sex with the cute lesbian AI. I am totally fucked in the head right now.

miss the 2000s. but it's better to have loved and lost.

Magic: The Gathering died with planeswalkers
it's mad looking at the cards, now, i think some people are just into it forever

>>82567436
Kek, Laserdiscs were so comically large but I think better than DVDs on quality? I can't remember. HD DVDs were the worst format in terms of build quality. Pretty much all of them are disc rotted and unplayable now whereas I have DVDs from the 90s that are still perfect.

> Chocolate is actually really healthy
cocoa is a decent source of fat, protein, and minerals.
actual chocolate though, quite bad, high in sugar (obviously)

strongly recommend going de-chocolate and just stirring cocoa into things. cocoa in milk vs hot choccy? once you're used to it, that just BECOMES hot chocolate.

>>82567478
I was more of a Yu-Gi-Oh lad but ducked out whenever they introduced synchro cards or whatever the fuck they were. I was really into it too, went to tournaments and everything.

>Sophie Xeon (17 September 1986 - 30 January 2021), known mononymously as Sophie (stylized in all caps), was a British music producer, songwriter, and DJ.
>was
fuuuuuuck. thought this was some recent zoomercore.

would 100% be my cup of tea if it wasn't for the happy hardcore pitched-up vocals.

>>82567527
Wasn't he a tranny freak?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVLaJtg8xIU

just some pure comfy nightwalk music, this. hadn't seen the music video until now but it is literally a nightwalk (shame about the clubbing/drugs vibes, kids will want that - doesn't even have the trans-gender twist of THAT Prodigy video)

>sophie fell three floors from a roof trying to take the picture of a moon
reckon this is just cope from the girlfriend?

Disc rot really does give me anxiety but then I remember everything is total bollocks and eventually we'll all die and money is a construct so then I just don't care.

>>82567551
oh, yeah. Wikipedia kind of burying the lede on that one. (you can say it's "not important" but neither is saying "she" or "British" to begin with, right?)

musician/artiste so i don't care. different when it's a field that's traditionally male-dominated, and even in current-year, "oh hey, a woman, good for her," then it's an MTF.

(i DO want female music, sometimes. trve emo band Paramore wouldn't work with a male vocalist, even though the males were the actual talent.)

>>82567588
>adding poetic detail to someone's actual death
why? she fell and died.

always wonder about 'last words' (there was just that new Mitchell & Webb sketch on this). are they literally the person's final words? or do the family/friends/doctors basically agree to share in a bit of a lie?

if i ever overdose and don't wake up, i want the following:
>say it was on purpose, a suicide
>say i died young (knock 10-15 years off, so not a teenager, just 21 or something)
>any profit from selling my possessions goes to lab-grown meat research

forgot to order Irn Bru cans in time