Thread 82561188

>dream about being in a shinkansen in Japan
>pass out during the ride
>wake up and be in shock cause find out that im in Mexico now
>(in the dream)
>I missed my station I guess
>wake up for realz
>eat some croissants that were in the kitchen
>go for a strawberry milk n cig
>just go back to bed afterwards
>manage to fall asleep again
>wake up again after a while
>go for a coffee and cig
>go back to bed
>just lay there for over a hour
>there is nothing I wanna do
>everything just bores me

So true, bestie. Time to drink.

>>82561188 (OP)
no way this anon is still in japan! i was gone for some time from r9k i thought your trip was 2 weeks long? maybe its the wrong person lol

I hate when I oversleep and wind up in Mexico
the food's good but it takes forever to get back

>>82561548
So true, bestie. Time to sex the Aisu.

>>82561640
Lil bro, got talk to a woman. It's that easy, even total autismos are doing it apparently.

>>82561188 (OP)
>got around my filter again
>>82561548
and the other blogfag is here.

>>82561660
Unironically so gay these days I think I'd rather date a boy.

>just laying around n doing nothing
>pet our cats
>I should be moar productive
>but I can still excuse it with the post-japan depression
>>82561548
Yea
Time for a second ice coffee
>>82561590
Its me but unfortunately im back in germiny again, being in Japan was just part of the dream
Thats why im so bored and not interested in doing anything
>>82561602
lma00
Ye they do hab nice food
My LA aunt wants to pay for my flight ticket to visit her in the future, s0 gonna hab some there again
Never had any good mexican food since my first LA visit
>>82561839
METAL GEAR????

>thinking of taking some lsd
>maybe that will help with the eternal boredom over here
>butt n0 insane amounts like back then xd
>but dad would notice and panic about it
>so I guess n0t
>I also still need to finish something for the family business

Waking up from the most boomer nap ever bleh. What the heck is "blox" posts. I thought I got got for witchposting, the zoomers in charge inventing new crimes now.
>>82561919
That's just internet prison gay.

>had to do a online seminar for our family company
>got a digital certificate
>done it on my phone while our new cat was sleeping next to me
>holy shit having ur own business in germany is hell
>dad wont even listen to me about the this I was just teached about
>need2save up to gtfo of germoney
>EU wants the digital euro
>EU wants the digital ID n shittu
>step by step turning into CCP China
>>82563241
Ur a n0 boomer u zoomy

>>82563571
Itty bitty late 20s zoomie. Lil bro is a mid 20s babby.

>>82561660
>got talk to a woman
yeah but i dont want any woman i want my type

>>82563677
Ze internet has convinced bakas that they don't have to settle or compromise, so now the white race is dying. What's your type?

>>82563667
I didnt knew u had a younger brother

>>82563796
I don't. My mom got so traumatized by my birth, that it never happened again.

>>82563810
Did you slipped out sideways or something?

>>82563848
No. Just premature, born trying not to die, also probs unplanned, also some women are just autistic not built for it mentally.

>>82563875
U didnt had to turn my silly joke into something dark u know
Vibe killer

>>82563885
You know some women wish they were men not in a tranny sense, but in a more freedums to do and act like whatever sense.

>>82563687
my type is my type, i know it when i see it but sometimes its hard to spot
i cant go talking to every normie woman out in the wild and learning they arent compatible with me mentally, im too tired to do that

>>82563900
0h like mizu in blue eye samurai
The first episode is free on yt
>https://youtu.be/Cm73ma6Ibcs?si=QZwA0gou9iD0JqrU

>>82563925
>i cant go talking to every normie woman out in the wild
Yes you can and that's exactly what you gonna do, no go out there you damn analysis paralysis autist. We need more whyte chilluns.
>>82563940
>Netlix anime
The only real wetsern anime is Star Wars prequels.

>>82564062
>gay wars
I never watched it or gonna2
Its just boring2me

>>82564094
Yes, cause it's basically shonen anime. That's why whypypo didn't like it when it came out.

>>82564110
Idc u gay

>>82564117
You know when IShowSpeed goes to a Euro country and all those fans are basically 2nd generation kids. Makes me think of you when you post ''German'' haifey faifey music.

>>82564142
>IShowSpeed
St0pped reading there
I had n0 idea that you could sink so low

>>82564207
I'm a casual scholar of the natural sciences. You can learn a lot from observing crowds.

>>82564246
You stink >:(
fuck you

>>82564308
You know shidds serious when lil bro starts emoting. My bad. I bet you gave it to that Lithuanina ho real good.

>>82563241
>That's just internet prison gay.
True. Would still cuddle your drunk ahh.

>im s0 bored n annoyed by everything n everyone
>welp time to finish the gin bottle
>kill me already

>>82564788
My fav vid while wasted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZC4u0clEc0

>I wanna play wow classic
>my paladin is still stuck at like lvl 44 ;_,
>>82564815
Thats scary
Idk why but the sounds reminded me of cruelty squad
>https://youtube.com/shorts/FtsAWL_RnHA?si=Gh3AskUwmrQ0c2Oc
Well not dis exact scene

>dad is pissing me off
>take a deep breath
>"dont get melty or else he will hide all of the alcohol in their room and lock it"
>welp the gin bottle is as good as empty
>but at home we have dis one advice
>dont mix other kind of alcohol together
>it leads to bad stuff like vomiting 0r whatever
>im drink MUCH faster than yesterday
>dad beought back some persian lamb kebab 4 me

>wondering if anyone irl the title "buddy" to
>self desucrtions so much and in the latest case
>death
>cause the other guy with the buddy title
>that one younger tan me with a wife n kid
>is going wild too
>I got him a good health omamori for reasons
>last night he tried to hang out with me like tonight
>(tonight too but I just told him n0 sorries im stuck in my own bullshit=
>fren met up with him
>told me he was super drunk
>and did some cocain
>that worries me
>he is actually a kind guy
>unlike first buddy who killed himself*
>who I literally stopped hanging himself the first times we hanged out
>and made me overthink my actions lots of times cause he was a POS
>I think he is just confused and overwhelmed by everything
>buddah please help him
>unfortunately I cant be a good n supportive fren right now
>bleh

>>82565212
if you knew me irl you would never guess I post these kind of posts(thew very bad ones)
at least my amazon managers who thought I would join their circle in max 5 years
>everytime they left me alone to manage a whole department on my own s0 they could g0 to their meetings
>i was thinking to myself
>if they knew my r9k posts they wouldnt sleep at night cause of the potential disaster of leaving it al0ne with someone like me
>im lucky dad went for beers during the football match in thed stadium
>cause he cant tell Im drunk
>g0 kiss his head while thanking for the food
>be nice to my lil bro and he is like
>wtf is wrong with u
>im gonna beat u up
lole

>>82565212
qwell I also tried to kiss his head and he was getting provooced over it

>>82565212
watch 0ne piece
it gets better and betterover time
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_V1bF0f7Gw

>>82565212
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CyD0cr6k6w
>tfw we finally get to see the real strenght of garp
PURE KINO
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3Sz3MDXkKg
>a big part of the one piece history happens over a woman
bery realistic
>the world goverment kidnapped the most seeked woman in their world
>she was the nr 1 price for their game
>all the pirates sh0w up to steal her for themself
LMA0
the fanbase calls them simps 0r gooner s for reasons desu

>>82565416
''Bro, One Peace is peak, trust me!''
The peak in question:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr8reTtElqc
Am too old for your goofy Mickey Mouse cartoons, lil bro. The whole hsitory of Naruto is because of a ho too doe.

>>82565457
u just dont get
Nika is so powerful n silly
he becomes a old school cartoon charachter
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6aDS_cYe-o

>>82565457
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6aDS_cYe-o

>>82565457
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdwfWVyn3yE
wait I reposted the wrong link
xddddddd

This feels like having a mid-off.

>>82565567
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrIW3HCjiAU
>my cousin in dubai believes there is secretly a king of the world
>and they must be gay or something like that
>cause lgbt stuff is everywhere
>in mr robot
>the leader of the 1% 0f the 1%
>is also trans
>the mangaka/author of one opiece
>said one piece is inspired by the real world
lma000000

Nvm, scrooled to something way gayer.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f8ewu4Pyti4

>>82565635
>that edit n music
I wanna kill myself h0ly shit

>finished the gin bottle
>rip
where is kanoeanon ;w;

Looking forward to the 60 years of technofeudalism and then dying just before all the topsoil is gone.
>>82565651
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mSH7TSieUvE
>>82565745
You're with me tonight, pretty boi.

>>82565760
0h wow the vela pulsar is literally meee
>You're with me tonight, pretty boi.
st0p sounding like a gay or else I will force u to share a onahole with me uwu

>>82565760
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y7ZIN51RAE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO7-2a2RG1A
>The battle of the Right-Brain tower outside the Skull Dome.
>The winner...
>...is Zoro

There's no gay in space...

>>82566277
I could be bery gay about u but I wont take advantage of u while drunk n drunk myself...for now xd
>gonna try to cook a steak after dis cig xd

Gib female attention or I take another sip.

>>82566508
We could probably get that H0 to stick our dicks inside of her at the same time n cum at the same time uwu

>>82566568
This post made me feel bad for ever cooming at all.

>>82566589
That is good too ;)

>tri k like BIG Hteeww(3) shots of tequila
>steak is nearly done

Maybe my alcoholism transferal spell is finally working...

>>I just need to endure to endure a year 0r two
>and then start my own company in Dubai
>gonna live with my cousins dueing that time
>I swear amszon was easier than surving my dad!!!
>smoke a cig while my steak is i. The ofen
>I can see our smoking place from here
>there are light
>FReen probably met with (new) buddy
>tempted to show up there all drunk
>but I shouldnt loleee
>>82566747
???
Whats the spell about

>im sooodrunk
>I regret drinking SOOOOOOO much 7
>IMAY v omit it all soon
>n0t cause I want
>but cause my body is like n00

>>82567039
Lessss gooooo!!!

Mouth tastes like grass means I'm at my limit too.

>>82567056
>try2vomit
>n0thing
>try 2stick a finger up my threaot
>doesnt wok
fuck uuuuuuu

>>82567113
Yeh. Stay poisoned, bitch. Not getting off that easy.

>>82567135
s0 gay
if we drank together irl we would porbably make out
and then u would let me to lick ur foot sole uwu

>>82567151
No, if we drank irl I'd break your fingers and then tell you were coming at me in the morning. I had all my fingers broken before I know it works.

>>82567170
lolke
I will overpower u and make u to do lots of lewds with me uwu

>>82567180
I unironically hab tard strength. Ure ppl don't even do 1v1s.

>>82567198
>*lewd comment*
d0nt make me to go further uwu

>>82567198
I would win against u in a 1vs1 and then force u to be my onahole uwu
now shush4

Every single soul in this thread is going express route to hell.

>>82567262
Silly
This is hell already xd

>n0 more fun at home cause I actually finished thr bottle now
Rip

I meant gin and n0 gun
I guess its the same in my situation xd
I misssssss Japan desuuuu

Same. Just need to cooom to something straight to cleanse the soul before sleep.

>READY2LSSEEP
>if this hiccups let meeee
>>82567333
Im 2drunk4that
U can coom inside mz mouth uwuuu

>try2sleep
>everythinf iz spinning tooo much
>stick finger int0 my throat
>it doesn't work
>I should NEVA EVVA
>drink again after t0night
>fuck this SOOOO hard

>>82561188 (OP)
I hate a dream where I was genderbent into a woman, and some people dressed me up in lingerie and were pressuring to fuck some guy as a prostitute for some reason (forgot when I woke up).
Imagine that. And this is not even what I would consider one of my "weird" dreams.