Thread 82744651

what is the most degenerate or downbad things you have done?

>>82744651 (OP)
>what is the most degenerate or downbad things you have done?
You first, op

>>82744651 (OP)
Suck d in a tennis court at 5am

>>82744651 (OP)
would regularly fuck my girlfriend in front of my friends

fucked a girl and then met up with another girl and fucked her about 10 minutes later without showering or anything between

got caught fucking a girl just completely out in the open during the 4th of july

hooked up with a friend and punched them while fucking them on request

>>82744651 (OP)
Went to a BDSM club and let a boomer military veteran flog me

>>82744657
idk ive done a lot i used to goon outside everyday on a dead road, ive worn a dog collar so tightly my mom thought i tied a noose around my neck I've drank gallons of my own piss, ive used food as a dildo then ate it what about you now

>>82744755
>I've drank gallons of my own piss
very hot

>>82744755
>what about you now
Jerked off to rape hentai, nothing as impressive as what you've already done though

I used to spit on my dick with moisturizer and then lick the mix off my hand and spit on it again. I was way too horny back then

>>82744651 (OP)
Let's see. I dry humped my cousins when we were wrestling (two different cases of this happening with two different cousins), I impromptu decided to play footsies with this classmate I had one time and even hugged her without her consent at one point, I sniffed my sisters hair during the night once when I was trying to get off (didn't work), I let a dog lick my hand because I thought its tongue felt good and got semichub just from that, I was riding a horse once and the bouncing it was doing helped me edge my dick which felt amazing, and I sniffed the chair of this girl with a really fat ass that I eventually started dating surprisingly. You wanna know the worst part? Every last thing I've listed here happened when I was either 12 years old or under. I've gotten significantly more normal since then and immensely regret all of this shit to the point that it was hard for me to type out on an anonymous forum. Nowadays I'm just your average everyday porn addict who hasn't had sex since he was a teenager.

This >>82745362 post just made me remember that I used to kiss my sister's feet. I also regret this of course

>>82745399
Glad I'm not the only one. God, just thinking about it makes me cringe out of my fucking skull. I still have no fuckin clue why I was so horny back then.

fucked my gf while she was passed out drunk

Fingered myself with the medical dummies in the nursing department

>>82744755
I KNEEL, very impressive OP

I took knot

>>82745502
I'm a visual leaner, gonna need a demonstration.

>>82745526
He fucked a dog anon

>>82745463
Weaker bait than your penis hardness

>>82745463
You raped your gf anon, just letting you know

>>82745551
But... dogs aren't for sex...

>>82745554
>>82745566
she liked it don't worry

>>82745463
>I had sex with my gf
OH NO

Watched some tranny suck a guy's dick at a tennis court at night when I was trying to smoke a little bit of Bob Hope in the inflatable lung right next to it.

Masturbating with women I met on 4chan on camera or masturbating to extreme fetish porn

I brang a glove to my college campus and masturbated in the parking lot and came inside it. Pretty sure if I got caught I would have been expelled So I don't know what I was thinking.

>>82745918
that's life in europe. everyone's a normie here, so by european standards i am actually a crazy mental sick fuck for doing that.

>>82744651 (OP)
Lost my virginity in a gay threesome where I got spitroasted.

>>82744651 (OP)
hard to pick one, lad. ive fucked pooners and sucked off fat guys from grindr. fat and ugly girls are my bread and butter. i am a coomer with a sex toy collection exceeding $1000 of retail value. i have cheated on every gf i ever had, with women and with men. i have used basically every drug of abuse known to man including a bunch of the hot off the presses 'research chemical' ones which is all degeneracy that begets more degeneracy. and that's without even getting into stuff i'm not posting about

>>82746488
>ive fucked pooners
Jelly desu

>>82744651 (OP)
Had sex with two troons (two separate troons two separate occasions)

>>82744651 (OP)
>spent so much time on this site

>>82744651 (OP)
jerked off to some cartel vid of a girl getting stabbed

>>82744651 (OP)
I am subscribed to a woman on patreon. She does extreme ageplay rape audios and has done a few talking about how her father groomed and raped her when she was a preteen.

>be me
>work at McDonald's
>talking to this black girl with a fat ass. Nice figure, cute button nose
>we're not close, but I have a huge crush on her
>while we're talking, she's putting her jacket up in a locker (remember this, reader)
>ffw a few hours later
>shes working the cashier, I'm in the kitchen with another guy, eyeing her the entire time
>wait until she goes on break, she eventually does
>shes eating in the front lobby. Good, time to put my plan in motion
>tell the other guy to hold the screen while I go "clean the dishes"
>actually go to the lockers in the back
>open her locker, take out her jacket
>the same perfume she's wearing now is on her jacket as well, it blasts my face full force
>take a long, deep sniff
>literally pic related happens in my head
>starts licking her jacket, the taste is sweet like strawberries almost
>get a boner, thinking about just jerking off in her jacket at this point
>thought about it, "you sick fuck, get a grip"
>shoves jacket in locker, didn't even bother wiping my saliva off her jacket
>"you done already anon? That was quick"
>uh. Yeah, haha. We didn't have much, man. I just wanted to get those out of the way before the nightshift came in.
>end

Had two girls carve their names into my thighs in succession

>>82744651 (OP)
Feeding cat with my cum, drinking my own piss, using toothbrush to massage prostate.

>>82744651 (OP)
got my dick sucked pretty much in plain sight on the bus when I was in 8th, wasn't my idea. almost got banned after we got caught. a more recent and debatably worse example would be that I pretty regularly enjoy MMF threesomes with married cougars, sometimes topping both. pretty sure I also got high and tried to rizz up a fed online at some point.

I thought my little mcdonalds story was kinda degenerate but you fucks take the title capitalized and in bold. Fuck.

>used to make out with tongue and fondle with a female cousin when we were kids and played pretend housekeeping because we thought that's what married adults do
>masturbated while wearing a roommate's girly clothes
>masturbated in front of a male friend
>masturbated to guro and snuff while on VC with a tranny
I'm a virgin btw

my cousin and I held and sucked each other's dicks when we were both like 6 yo
idk if that counts since we didn't know wtf that was, at least i didn't at the time

>>82746642
The cousin housekeeping thing is kinda cute desu

>>82746336
you have a gf that's as normgroidish as it gets perchance

I had raw sex with a woman after my friend had just creampied her. It was my first time too

>>82744651 (OP)
I jacked off in an airliner in my seat. It was a long flight and they had the lights turned off.

>>82744651 (OP)
my memory is so bad and i probably greentexted it b4
>but
>maybe 10 at the time
>i used to suck the blood out maxi pads while fapping every chance i got
>open em up, suck em dry, shoot ropes and roll em back up neatly where they were in the trash can
>was my mother, my aunt, one of my mothers friends living with us for a while and two cousins were in the house at the time
>couldnt distinguish the pads besides my aunt because she showered rarely and one out of the assortment of pads was extra clotted and rank
>didint stop me from suckin em and fappin though
>almost got found out once and found it to be too much of a risk to continue after
>or maybe i grew a proper conscience after i almost got caught
>i cant remember but it was like some real divine intervention that i wasnt caught in that moment

>>82744651 (OP)
I bought a cock cage and wanted to give a foid on here complete control over when how and what I fap to, if ever at all.
My balls were too big for the shitty ring and I just threw it away and blocked her lol.

>>82744651 (OP)
I got scammed while trying to hire a prostitute

>>82745566
Women love rape IF you're attractive.
Check the Amazon bestsellers list for proof

Sometimes I lick my screen while jerking off. Nothing impressive, just really sad and pathetic

I was in a cuckold relationship for a while, swallowed a lot of semen during it, not all my own. Sometimes I miss her but I try live with dignity now

>>82746829
Vampire coomer?

>>82744651 (OP)
fucked my second to last gf at a park when nobody was there. not super risky, but it's surrounded by houses, she's the one that got off to it. never would i pull that retarded shit now, it's just disrespectful and fucking stupid

>>82747067
in retrospect yeah but i dont think vampires were even a concept in my mind at the time

>>82747089
What did you like about it anyway? Was it the blood itself or the idea of "this came from a woman" or something like that? I've literally never heard of anyone doing this before so I'm curious

>>82747019
fucking kino taste in anime though

>>82747113
Thanks. This particular sequence is imprinted on my brain since the day I first saw it. Only wish brotherhood has this treatment. Oh well

>>82747107
>the idea of "this came from a woman"
a little of that i guess, wasnt because it was blood i know that for sure
mostly because it made my dick diamonds
prior to the vampire stuff i stole a pair of my cousins panties and huffed and licked all the dried discharge every time i fapped and it was heaven
the pads and blood were that times a million so i kept doing it
i would probably do it again if i could do it stealthily enough and the chicks werent related to me again
would more than likely be diamond fuel again

>>82745399
same. do you think your sister remembers? mine was 2.5 years older so im sure she does

I had sex with a black chick

>>82746829
>>i used to suck the blood out maxi pads while fapping every chance i got
wtf is thread bro You are going to hell

>>82747568
i already knew that
ive done a lot of fucked shit in my life

>>82744651 (OP)
masturbated on my backyard when I was 11 I was completely naked and anybody could've seen me from their windows, to this day i don't know if anybody saw me

>>82747614
i remember doing that once
and hiding behind the above ground pool at my friends house when we were like 7 looking at eachothers penises

>>82747657
oh I did it by myself though.
my "friends" were a bunch of fags though, always trying to touch my penis and touching my leg

>>82747663
never beat off with other dudes before, only ever looked
least from what i remember

fuck two hookers

>>82745566
>rape
>gf
kek

>>82744651 (OP)
i lapped up cum that i squeezed out after getting fucked by 2 men on the same night
not a tranny, just a twink

I made out with and sucked a guy off in a graveyard next to a church once at around 2 in the morning. We nearly got caught and a couple of cars even drove past at one point. I've never been much for exhibitionism or anything, but God if that didn't give me a thrill. At the end of the night I even pushed my chewed up gum into his mouth with my tongue and told him to "keep it to remember me by" it was so fucking corny istg. Never did talk to him again though, but that's how most grindr hookups go so whatever.

>>82745463
>>82745566
No doug. Honk honk

>>82747771
where did this drunk chicks not being able to consent thing come from?

>>82747784
the same place drunk amnesia came from

>>82744651 (OP)
I used to have a serious drug problem. At my lowest point I started indulging in the "chem sex" lfiestyle. I got sucked off by a blonde 20 something in a traphouse bathroom while smoking crack. Also fucked a 300 lbs sex worker in another abandoned building in St. Louis. And another one in a trailer near the Arkansas border while doing meth. Her brother -- or somebody I don't know who -- ended up bursting in on us and I got chased out into the woods and then had to walk around for an hour or so lookng for my car.

Married now and clean for like 5 years. I do sometimes miss sex while high, but definitely don't miss all the chaos and fucked up people that it brought into my lfie.

Let 3 dogs fuck me
Outside of that p vanilla

>>82744651 (OP)
>what is the most degenerate or downbad things you have done?
Threaten people at the subway in more than one way with the male issued pump action shotgun. They got on my nerves because they wouldn't shut up when I told them to so I could listen to what the TV was saying.

Had a gf in highschool, and was super horny but smart about it (in stupid ways).
>hmm, we have time before school, we could do sexy things
>hey look this hallway has an indentation in it
>right where there's a door to the science room that opens outwards
>if we sit right there, she can give me a blowjob
>I can keep watch in hallway and since we're pressed against the door it we should prevent it from opening immediately
>genius.png
It worked, and we weren't caught, but on the same hand it was a private school and if we were caught it would be instant expulsion since we were already warned against PDA for holding hands so it was very stupid in hindsight.

Years after graduating she broke up with me and it messed me up for a good while, to the extent that I would rather have never started dating her if only so I wouldn't dream of her still 10 years later. I don't even have feelings for her now my brain just loves to torment me (if it wasn't this it would be getting murdered or something else).

>>82747931
ive had the same constant dreams for years of the girl i was with in highschool
she was the one and only girl i ever was with ever
she still shows up in vivid dreams when i least expect it
theyre always nice dreams

>>82744651 (OP)
- had sex with a dog when I was a teenager
- pushed marshmallows out of my ass into some guys mouth
- fisted a guy in a church (nothing against Christianity - just an opportunistic thing)
- jerked off in school when I first discovered jerking off
- paid a stranger for his underwear
- uploaded a video of me filling my ass with applesauce and then eating it to Pornhub

>>82747950
>theyre always nice dreams
At least they're good for you, anon. If you're happy I'm happy for you.
They're absolutely terrible for me.
I actually have no idea why.
Even if it's a neutral dream I wake up feeling like shit and the day is honestly almost guaranteed to be ruined from the beginning. Again I have honestly no lingering feelings for her so I don't get it.
She had an abortion right after the breakup, and that's a large part of what fucked me up in:re the breakup, but that's not ever part of the dreams so while possibly related I really have no idea what's going on.

I don't wanna say because I'm disgusted with myself.

I held a girl hands once

>>82748116
oh damn man
making me sorry i said anything thats fuckin rough
im usually kinda sad after mine but damn
>>82748129
worst of the thread, fucking scumbag

>>82748125
We're all disgusting anon

>>82744651 (OP)
When I was in the 5th grade, I once jerked off under my hoodie in the middle of class.

>>82748140
No worries, like I said during the day I'm honestly over it.
Thanks for the reply though, for a different reason: it helps knowing that the dream thing happens to other people.
Almost every single time I ask anyone IRL "hey does this kind of a thing happen to you?" regardless of what it is I get met with "no, you're kind of weird for having that happen".
I dream like 5x a week, my brother dreams like 2x a year, etc.

I once cut myself and then jerked off right after, some of my jizz landed on my cuts

>>82744651 (OP)
We used to have a next door neighbour, some kinda roommate house with some few girls
They used to hang their undies to dry in their roof, I would get into our roof and then basically grab their undies and bras to jack off and cum all over them, then I'd hang them back in their place
I was like 12-13, and I think they knew it was me but they never said anything, not that I knew anyways, they moved out shortly after I did it a few times
I still feel really bad about that, every time I remember it I feel so guilty, like wtf was I thinking, I could never confess this to any irl friend or they would think I'm still that freaky

>>82745362
I get the feeling, idk why our brains couldn't just handle hornyness a little less fucked up at that point, and fortunately grew out of it, but i still can't explain to myself why i did the freaky sick shit i used to do back then

> jerked off in a train curtain

> jerked off in a youghurt a chick left for herself for later

> groped a wife under the table with her man sitting at the same table

> got rimmed by a chick 'to taste how my day went' with no prep

>>82748269
>groped a wife under the table with her man sitting at the same table
Details please

>>82744755
>i used to goon outside everyday on a dead road,
Sounds kino

>>82746609
>I pretty regularly enjoy MMF threesomes with married cougars, sometimes topping both.
Fuck, you have fun life anon, I wish I could be like you

If I answered that I would get banned, so no thanks.

>>82746488
>someone like this can get MULTIPLE gfs and i can't even get one
this world is fucking evil and unjust

>>82747784
"Who?" OH come on now, we all know the answer

>>82748203
>average Xiu Xiu lyrics

>>82744651 (OP)
masturbate using my sister's panties
stole panties from girls on school camp

>>82744651 (OP)
One time a girl out her finger in my ass and i just rolled with it

>>82744651 (OP)
Is everyone on this board just a weird genuine faggot now?

Waste time in retarded threads made by the the feds to have me confess.

>>82748556
None of these things have been crimes so who cares about the glowniggers.

>>82746548
BASED.
>>82746439
Aww, what the fuck, man?

>>82748287

Not much to say. Chick was in an abusive marriage, she was looking for outlets, i was cute and sensible, but also quite horny and i think it got a rise out of her to be wanted and liked the risk. Her husband was also part of our friendgroup sometimes and for a while, i was testing my luck and grasping for erotic euphoria by being cheeky. And yeah, testing my luck with groping her under the table hit that spot.

Related, there was that one time where i was dating a really odd chick, and we were on the third date at her place. She went to the bathroom for a bit and upon coming back told me that she was sending nudes/sexy pics to a guy. I didn't make a big deal of it but it ended at 'but only you get to fuck me'. Fucking her knowing some dude was jerking to pictures of her got me quite heated. Later on, same situation, same chick, different guy which was persuing her for a while.. we were at a party, and the guy shows up, makes a scene when he sees her with me (i think he thought i was a dweeb or something and he was much better), she's trying to put him down and calm him. Meanwhile, i'm on a couch in a kilt, reclined back reading a Donald Duck comic i found there. And it felt good and i fucked the chick in that night in one of the cubbies at the club.

I won't lie, i do get a stiffy out of knowing i'm cucking other men.

Now i'm in a supremely vanilla, safe, and respectful relationship. God sex is so fucking boring.

>>82748031
>- had sex with a dog when I was a teenager
Happens to the best of us when we are beyond horny

Went to the funny massage place pretty much on a weekly basis for a while when I was in uni and hated my life so much every misguided distraction was a blessing

>>82744651 (OP)
Played with my cousin's butt

>>82744651 (OP)
I saw the absolute skankiest dressed girl on campus once, it was like she was dressed like those Kill La Kill nudists, tiny black straps and stuff and nothing else (other than sandals). I spotted her from like 1000 feet away and walked up real close behind her and downloaded as much of her body into my brain as possible.

>>82744651 (OP)
I ate pussy on a one night stand once. we ate chicken and she sucked my dick.

>>82747388
yea she definitely does mine was a year younger

>>82747614
I've done this in the middle of the night in my 30s. Never again. Fucking weird impulse.

>>82748963
forgot the image. I also made a salad

>>82748962
I think i would go feral if I witnessed a girl dressed like nonon in the wild

>>82749015
She didn't look anything like Nonon, although that had an appeal in and of itself. It was a mousey beaky blonde girl with a relatively flat body, imagine Crystal Clark in her early 20s.

>>82748984
I've never done it again since

showed fembots my butthole

on discord

pissed in a soap dispenser in a uni bathroom lol

>>82744651 (OP)
cheated on my bf on the vacation he took me on as my birthday gift
i kinda regret it but also some of the best sex i ever had


lots of dog sex in here btw, i thought i was bad but damn you bitches nasty

puked outside of a cvs

>>82749863
What made the sex so good? How did je not notice

>>82746488
>>82749863
Infidelity is so depressingly common. I can't even find one person to love me, and even if I could, I have to think about the fact they might betray me at any point, and instead of ending the relationship, they just keep it hidden and keep using me. How am I supposed to ever trust anyone? Clown world

>>82749863
Wow you should probably tell him the truth

>>82749968
The worst part is it's common belief that it's better to not tell the person who is being cheated on because what they don't know can't hurt them. Absolutely DISGUSTING.

>>82749961
He did not notice because he went to take a "short nap" which ended up being about 6 hours long. I got back after like 3 hours and was brainstorming so hard what i'm gonna say about where i was, and then i just went into the room and he was still sleeping, so i just took a shower and laid down to him and went to sleep too, and then we woke up about 2 hours later together to the cleaning lady knocking on the door

What made the sex so good? Well part of it obviously was the cheating, you know it was wrong and bad so it gave me a big rush. Apart from that he was noticeably bigger than my bf both in length and girth, and also had pretty crazy stamina. We did it in a changing room at the beach, and then he took me to a little secluded mini beach surrounded by rocks with his jetski, and then we did it again there just in plain view. The beach was empty but it still gave me a good rush because i heard about this little beach alcove before by the tour guide at the hotel, popular place for people to swim to or boat to, so anyone could turn up at any moment. So yeah in summary rush from doing something wrong, rush from light exhibitionism, and just his performance in general all combined

I used to fuck my boyfriends roommate semi regularly

>>82749977
i mean it makes sense tho right? It's not like i don't love him, it just happened once.
Like sure if someone was cheating nonstop regularly, then i definitely think the relationship should end, but this was just me doing it once. We have been together for a total of 5 years now, and this was the only time i did anything like this, otherwise i was always faithful so, i really don't see how hurting him is better than not
>>82749975
unless somehow he finds out i don't want to. This happened almost 2 years ago and we are talking about getting married, so i don't want to nuke my whole loving relationship over 1 stupid thing i did once
>>82749968
i mean you can still trust girls. I know what i did was wrong, but that doesn't mean i'm "using" him, we still have a good and loving relationship that lasted for years without issues. Like he still gets a loving gf out of it, so it's not like i'm using him for money or something

>>82750060
It does not make sense, no, and you do not love him. You have already severely hurt him by cheating, he just isn't allowed to know because it would hurt you. You don't care about his feelings. If you did care you would have never cheated.
>i dont want to nuke my relationship
Then you should not have cheated.
>i mean you can still trust girls
No, you cannot.

>>82749977
It's so fucked. Confessing and ending the relationship is one thing, it would hurt, but you'd move on. Having someone go behind your back, your whole relationship being a lie, and possibly never knowing or just as bad, finding out on your own terms (seeing a text message, have someone else tell you, etc). Imagine the person you think you love and trust, the person you think is your present and future, and not knowing they've betrayed you, are just using you, and truly don't give a fuck about you, brutal.

>>82750019
>>82750060
Grim, absolutely grim. I don't care how you rationalize it so you can live with yourself and make yourself feel good about it. Once a cheater, always a cheater. The damage is done and can never be undone. Planning to marry someone when your relationship is a lie, that poor man will never know who you truly are. You are a selfish piece of shit, you disgust me.

>>82747827
>3 dogs
At the same time?

>>82748372
You're imagining gfs that meet your standards but they're actually gfs that meet his standards.

>>82750073
>>82750121
i mean i just want to make clear, i'm not saying me cheating was a good thing or that i did a good thing, i'm just saying it only happened once and he has pretty much 0 chance of finding out, because it happened like 1/3 of the planet away.
I just want to say when you all say "you do not love him" and stuff like that, i understand that from your perespective the only thing you see is the cheating because that is all you know about me, but you know, we have 5 years of good times and love and happy moments behind us, it's not like all of that doesn't exist just because i did 1 bad thing behind his back that he doesn't even know about.
I know i did a bad thing, but i was 21, and on vacation, i wanted to try doing something wild once, otherwise i really am a good girlfriend and like we have fun and good times together and we share a lot of hobbies.
I mean there are girls that are way wilder, one of my friends is 22 and has a body count of like 80 or something, mine is literally 2, my boyfriend, and this 1 guy once. I'm still gonna be a loving gf to him and a good loving wife if we get married, and it's not like i'm planning to ever cheat again, i think i got it out of my system pretty well there. Plus i didn't catch any std from the guy, i didn't get pregnant or nothing, and my bf will never find out, so no one gets hurt.
And it's not like i'm secretive or something, like he even knows the code to my phone and can check it if he wants, because i don't do nothing behind his back, apart from that 1 thing i'm very loyal

>>82744651 (OP)
Fucked a pillow which I cut a hole into and imagined it to be my mom or a random fictional female character on and off for around 3ish years, no I don't have the pillow anymore

Have unironically jerked off and came gallons to the manga Metamorphosis

Have jerked off multiple times in both my parents, siblings, and friends beds

>>82750159
This is really good bait desu

>>82744651 (OP)
When I came out as gay to my friend group, they kinda emotionally and otherwise blackmailed me into giving them head a lot

Now that I'm a 22 year old mentally ill femboy, I'm about 99% sure it's all their fault I turned out like this. I cut contact with them a long time ago, but last year I found out one of them is in jail for rape and assault. Shocker

>>82750294
>tfw didn't get to be a friend group's designated cumdump

>>82750019
That sounds hot, I'm sure you don't regret it

>>82750309
>>82750362
It wasn't all that great, sadly.
Thing is, I was a complete social retard. I mean I still kinda am, but I since discovered discord so... you know how it goes. Also been to a couple cons, it's nice to meet like minded retards

So yeah because i had no clue how to be social, i was happy that i even had any friends, which was my friend group of me and 3 other guys. So yeah when i was 14, i told one of them that i feel like i'm gay and kinda dealing with it one night while hanging out at his place, and at first he made fun of me, and then i went to pee and when i came back, he had his pants and underwear off, and i was like wtf are you doing, and he just said shit like well this is what you want no? And told me to blow him, and i said no, and he said if i don't he will tell everyone at school that I'm a faggot and also him and the others won't be my friends anymore. The school thing was scary because i was already getting bullied, but the no friends part was unimaginable, i thought i couldn't ever make new friends, especially if everyone thinks I'm a fag, so i agreed and did it. And that's kinda how it started. He told the other 2 guys about this, and they kept reminding me of the constant threat of "we won't be your friends anymore if you don't", so i just kept giving head to all 3 of them for the next almost 2 years. And like, not sexy head really, many times i cried a lot while doing it, but that didn't matter or stop it. Then at 17 my family moved and i had to change schools because the bullying got really bad, so i discovered being terminally online and being a femboy through discord servers, so i just cut contact with them, because i didn't feel like I want friends anymore.

The thing is, now I'm mentally ill enough to remember this as pleasant memories and like glad that i was a bj slut, would love to have a friend group irl now that would treat me like that, except i would obviously consent to it. But back then, this shit was traumatic.

>>82744651 (OP)
Huffed jenkem

>>82744651 (OP)
shook hands without washing after jacking off

>>82744651 (OP)
Forced myself to vomit and drank the vomit back up numerous times.

>>82744651 (OP)
there is incest in my family on a regular basis

my biological mom has sex with my biological dad like all the time. And like they hold hands or even kiss in public. Fucking shameless

Im just happy i dont have like 6 eyes or something, got lucky with the inbred genetics

>>82750378
You got threatened and pressured repeatedly into performing sexual acts you didn't want to do, I don't know if that constitutes as rape, but it's not far removed. No wonder you trooned out. I'm a simp and I feel bad for people that get taken advantage of, so I'd give you a hug if I could.

>>82744651 (OP)
I spent four hours rimming my then girlfriend while she watched tv and ate snacks. She was exceptionally fat and her parents weren't home. I had stripped completely naked, she was still wearing a shirt and socks. I'd do it again, truth be told.

I am really not proud of this, but I rubbed sand on my leg until it was red, and faked being stung by a jellyfish, so my aunt would pee on me. I also did a bunch of nasty stuff with my cousin, but nothing so crafty.

>>82750471
thank you, i like hugs.
Also i didn't actually troon out, I'm just a femboy, yeah i wear thigh highs and shit and i take it in the butt, but i do it HOMO style, FULL HOMO bro, you stick it in, YOU GAY!!!

but yeah it absolutely was rape, like there is no real workaround there, i got blackmailed into sucking dick daily by multiple guys, that is simply just rape. There was never any talk about sex tho, i guess they just didn't consider getting head from a fag as being gay. Like the harold and kumar prison scene, I'm not gay for getting my dick sucked, but you are for doing it. Cuz like you gotta realize they were not supportive of me being gay, they were homophobic as shit, this was basically just my way of "paying" them to keep being my friends. But yeah that is 100% just rape lol. As said, one of them is already in jail for assault and rape, so clearly they did not grow out of it. But i feel no need or want to go back and pursue them with whatever, they are ghosts of my past, plus it's all i said they said, i don't really have any evidence that i spent 2 years as their cumrag

>>82750121
I don't have to imagine. I was cheated on and it fundamentally ruined my ability to trust women or men.

>>82750378
>And like, not sexy head really, many times i cried a lot while doing it, but that didn't matter or stop it.
That sounds hot as fuck
>would love to have a friend group irl now that would treat me like that
Hope you find one

>>82748358
I have to get tested regularly in the hope that I haven't caught any STD's due to my lack of responsibility. it also stinks sometimes, it's not as fun as you think.

>>82750738
again, absolutely. Now, today, with my current level of femboy faggot brain retardation and my horny slut mindset, those memories are absolutely just hot as fuck, and i often even think about it while playing with my bad dragons. I kinda just wish i could transport my today brain into my head when i was 14. I didn't even know about the option to be a femboy, like i could have femmed up hard, and then my friends would maybe even blackmail me into giving them my bussy virginity and just use me any way they want all the time, because it wouldn't feel gay to them if i looked girly enough for it to be straight. Like right now i absolutely find it hot, but back then i wasn't whorebrained enough to enjoy it, so it was just traumatic, which sucks, feels almost like a waste, you know?
Like i remember the subtle fear i had everytime we hanged out in a closed or private setting, aka someones place with parents not home. You know i get there, we start playing some Black ops 2 zombies, and i'm just thinking in my head like "please don't force me to give you head" and then we play for like 15 minutes, we die, and he starts pushing his pants down and whips his dick out, and i'm just like "fuck fuck fuck" because i know that's my que to "pay up" for still being a part of the friend group. So i'm just sucking dick and crying while doing it, and he just plays a solo round while i do it. And also like, you know these 3 were weirdos themselves, and at least one of them, Lukas, had really bad hygiene. Like his dick smelled and tasted so strong, no way that nigga showered more than once or twice a week. Again, today i find that hot, back then it made me wanna puke.

>>82750761
yeah as a faggot i understand the stress of STD testing. Also want to say, i don't support cheating ofc, but i find it funny how you get called a fun life chad for doing it regularly while the girl up here gets called a turbo whore for cheating on her bf once. I find it a funny doublestandard

>>82745362
>I was riding a horse once and the bouncing it was doing helped me edge my dick which felt amazing
ha! gaaaaaaaay

When I was like 12 or 13, me and my cousin used to play house every time we stayed at our grandma's house, we were about the same age. Grandma lived in a really old house where the bathroom had no door, just blinder curtains covering where the door was suppose to be. One day, grandma had to go to work and we were left alone for almost the entire day, she went to take a shower and I started peaking through the curtain to see her naked. I had a massive boner and right then and there I realized that my dick wasn't only for peeing.
She came out of the shower and we kept playing house. She noticed the big bulge in my pants and asked me what was in my pants that. I told her that my dick was hard and she wanted to see it. I showed it to her, she grabbed it and we started kissing. I grabbed her boobs and started sucking on them, then we laid down in bed and started trying to fuck, neither of us knew what we were doing and it happened more than once. I remember one day, I finally knew how to put it inside her and fucked her until I came, we thought she was pregnant so we stopped doing it and never told anyone. 30 years later, today nobody in the family knows our little secret.

>>82751451
>find it funny how you get called a fun life chad for doing it regularly while the girl up here gets called a turbo whore for cheating on her bf once
yeah lmao it's insane how bad the double standards are both on and off this board. I've basically had this same convo irl as well.

>>82751694
i want to understand what this is
WHAT THE FUCK IS PLAYING HOUSE??

i heard SO MANY incest stories from anons over the years with this shit
"we played house"
WHAT THE FUCK IS PLAYING HOUSE???? i have literally never heard of this, as a kid, as an adult, only here. What the fuck is playing house? Playing incest?
Like i'm gay so i don't want to, but i have an older sister, and like if i was attracted to her, what do i tell her as a 12 year old "hey, wanna fuc... i mean play house?" and she goes yeah sure and then takes off her clothes and spreads her legs for me? what the fuck is PLAYING HOUSE what does this mean?

>>82746651
didn't know ye browsed 4chan

>>82751772
>WHAT THE FUCK IS PLAYING HOUSE??
We literally act like we're a married couple, and the stuffed animals were our kids. She would act like she's the mother of said stuffed animals and I would act like I'm the dad. She would act like she's cooking for me for when I come back home from "work". It's all pretending to be adults, really. Married couple sleep together and kiss and we would literally do this, my cousin was the first girl I ever kissed and had sex with pretty much.

>>82744651 (OP)
This thread is making me realize how much of a fucking incel loser i am. Even on the loser, social outcast website people still have all kinds of weird, degenerate raunchy sex and all i've known is porn. I should just fucking kill myself atp.

>>82751877
i mean obviously i can't complain about nothing since i spent my teen years getting throat raped by my friends, but this is awesome, this "game" sounds like the dream for any incestoid out there, or guy with girl best friend. Dayum... you know what i wonder, how do you even approach people with this?
I'm a big social retard, so the idea of coming up to my sister or one of my cousins and saying "hey, wanna pretend we are married, and make out like a married couple?" is unimaginable to me, but then again i heard the same thing said about what i went through, so i guess it's just something you have to go through to understand. Either way, nice pull you chad

>>82746579
my nigga im gonna have to ask you for the name or link... so i can avoid her ofc cuz who would want to listen to that... so yeah sauce me nigga

Fapped to some panties. They were from some relatives staying over. I really shouldn't say more but yeah you can imagine. For years I was paranoid of being caught but nothing happened

>>82744651 (OP)
Used to jack off in my workplace bathroom, it was always very clean because not only did we hire a janitor but we cleaned it every Thursday.
The building had an indoor gym so I worked out for an hour or two then stroked my dick into the toilet cleaned up and got ready for work.

>>82744651 (OP)
>Shlicked to completion in class twice and made a point to coom in every bathroom stall
>Drew porn on the desks and actually heard kids talking positively about it once
>Watched porn in class at EVERY chance no matter what
>Stole two of my crushes jackets, wiped up my wetness with them after gooning, and put them in the lost and found. They both unknowingly wore my jizz the next day.
>Tried to fuck a dog at 15 but got rejected
>Stole art supplies like markers/pencils and gooned with them only to put em back unwashed
So much more I'm forgetting

>>82744651 (OP) Not as bad as what some others have done here, but when I was around 15 and home alone, my older sister came home blackout drunk, she did the zombie walk to the bed, collapsed and passed out. The thing is, it was my bed, not hers. So i went to shake her trying to wake her up, because i wanted her out of my room. Instead of waking up she made a weird sound and then pissed the bed. I have no clue what the fuck went through my brain, but i got really angry, and i went and drank like 2 full bottles of water, and then like 20 minutes later when i started to feel the need to pee, i just went to her and pissed all over her belly and crotch and legs. Was not sexual in any way for me, just a weird revenge act or something.

When mom came home i told her my sister passed out in my bed and pissed herself in it, so when my sister woke up she got mad shit and had to buy me a new mattress. Idk if this is that bad since she already pissed herself so me adding to it barely did anything, but yeah, that is my wtf moment from teen years

>>82752279
absolute keeper wife material holy shit

how did the dog reject you?

>>82744651 (OP)
I have a massive cuckson fetish, and used my moms accounts for hookup apps like tinder and dating places to flirt with guys, trans women and femboys. Cuckson porn is basically the only thing that I have jerked off to for ten years now. I met with a guy off of grindr when I was 16 (legal here), he lied about his age and ended up being like 30, and basically raped me. I met with another guy who was a really effeminate twink who had a massive fart fetish and got off on farting in my face. I jerked to guro, suicide, and snuff videos also

kill everyone in this thread

>>82751503
The horse was a girl, her name was Melody. I remember because I kept saying "good girl Melody" during the entire time I was riding her. /:

>>82752073
I'm right there with you anon, I was told we should watching porn, what do you think

>>82752501
Honestly i feel like if you completely stopped watching porn of any kind you'd become highly motivated to have sex IRL and then you'd probably get it.

I think porn has placated my mind too much which is why i haven't actually sought real human companionship out.

>>82752533
I agree, and it doesn't help that in all the other aspects of my life I'm damn near the same way, no motivation, this all compiles into me having almost no impulse to be a human being

>>82744651 (OP)
You should all kill yourselves
>mfw r9k is filled with these troon-tier degenerate porn addicted parasites celebrating all this disgusting shit
>there are even a few that are genuinely envious of some of the retards itt
No wonder this place is so shit

>>82752561
Sometimes i just feel like cutting porn and becoming a low inhib freak and having all the degen sex possible. Im a faggot so it should be easy, right

But i'm so heavily mentally ill and severely depressed and suicidal, i can barely leave my room. The idea of having any non-essential human contact that isn't with a store clerk feels impossible to me.

>>82752613
Most of the people here are very disgusted by themselves anon. Most people do embarassing sexual shit as kids, it's literally one of the most common occurances ever.

>>82752648
>disgusted by themselves
Yeah I'm not seeing very much of that here

>>82752646
>But i'm so heavily mentally ill and severely depressed and suicidal, i can barely leave my room. The idea of having any non-essential human contact that isn't with a store clerk feels impossible to me.
Jesus man same. Especially the latter sentence. A woman (likely in late 20s) was talking to me when I voluntereed once in high school and she asked me something along the lines "What do you wanna do after you graduate, got any plans?" and I being a nervous and socially anxious type told her "I don't like to think about it." and she got quiet and I could tell she was repulsed by it, we parted paths then and never said a word when we saw eachother the other times that day while volunteering.

>>82752613
>Yeah incel dont have sex EVER just rot away in your room and kill yourself becuase humans are totally not sexual beings whatsoever and should be chaste christian jewish worshipers, yeah

>>82752710
Women are repulsed by anything that a non-chad male does anyway, anon. Don't take it too deeply.

Honestly im glad i'm gay and i don't have to deal with this species. I've been bullied and abused by women since I was born. I cant imagine why people would want to be attracted to or even deal with them.

>>82744651 (OP)
Hooked up with a twink, sucked him off then got fucked by him

>>82752713
You have niggers drinking their own fucking piss, cheating on several partners, having public sex infront of friends, having cuckold fetishes, AIDS ridden faggots talking about their faggot friends having orgies with them, and you still have the gall to imply that I just hate all sex in general?
Kill yourself

>>82752743
I don't take it deeply, it's just one of the few interactions I have with other humans so I remembered it. I'm with you there I was also abused by women (my mom) my entire childhood. To your point I cant imagine why a man would be attracted to other men but thats just how were hardwired so im attracted to women no matter what and you the same to men. I feel like both options suck desu. also thats a very gay image (nothing wrong with that)

>>82752781
Yea? You hate sex and those incels who make it by any means necessary.

>>82752781
>You have niggers drinking their own fucking piss, cheating on several partners, having public sex infront of friends, having cuckold fetishes, AIDS ridden faggots talking about their faggot friends having orgies with them,
Who even cares though, its their life. The only thing i really think is bad about all that is cheating. Policing what kinds of sex and fetishes people have is so retarded, esp on a website that is specifically about porn and outcasted people.
>>82752788
>why a man would be attracted to other men but thats just how were hardwired
Its just how you are wired i guess, probably caused by hormonal issues while you're developing or something like that
> I feel like both options suck desu.
It does but at least if i pair up with another male i won't have a dead bedroom for not being chad, since gay dudes are despesrate and would fuck anything. I've only never had sex because i have severe mental issues and problems socializing and interacting with other people
>also thats a very gay image
It resembles how i feel at the present moment

>>82752781
i mean if this thread here shows you anything, its that purity is dead, women cheat without a sign on remorse, and most guys have done something incredibly incestual and will likely never enjoy you as much as they did their sibling while fooling around, or fucked dogs or horses


sex is a brain cooker

>>82752791
If your whole idea of being an "incel" is being a degenerate faggot who is addicted to sex instead of simply somebody who wants love but cannot get it, then you seriously need to shoot yourself.
>>82752840
>JUST LET ME JACK OFF TO WHATEVER I WANT BRO WHY ARE YOU JUDGING??
Probably because I have to share a site with you faggots, and it shows, because like I said, 'no wonder this board is so shit'.
>Policing is retarded
No it isn't. If I had kids then I wouldn't want them to be under the care of someone who faps to nigger porn for example. But the concept of how degeneracy can affect somebody is lost on you people.
>>82752887
Perhaps it's dead here, but if I'm over here whining about it among a very few others, then it shows you that it's not completely over all around.
Normgroids tho, yeah they're fucking hopeless

>>82752980
>faps to nigger porn for example
>troonjak
Its time to go back to >>>/pol/. you're not gonna convince somebody to give up their BBC cuckold because of a caricature drawing
>being a degenerate faggot who is addicted to sex instead of simply somebody who wants love but cannot get it
Love doesnt exist. You're a bluepilled faggot if you really think some woman is gonna be wooed by your romantic pursuits like it's a disney movie.

>>82752743
>implying faggots are less vain and petty
Lmfao

>>82753077
>Lmfao
Not all of them are

Some are normal but they end up being the stereotypical gaycel why-cant-i-get-a-bf whiner like me

>>82753050
>faggot defending nigger porn talking about love
Lmfao

>>82752135
God you're really fucking annoying.

>>82752713
>incel
>involuntary celibate
>CELIBATE
No faggot that has casual sex should ever be considered an "incel". I have the same need for connection, yet haven't even gotten a hug before.

One day my brother and I went down to a rocky embankment and we saw a dead fox, rotting in the sun. It smelled awful. The way home, I kept thinking about that dead fox, and what I would do If it was only me down there a week or so in the past. I later jorked it to a vid of a dude fucking a road killed fox. One day I might fuck a roadkilled deer.

>>82754188
>The way home, I kept thinking about that dead fox, and what I would do If it was only me down there a week or so in the past. I later jorked it to a vid of a dude fucking a road killed fox. One day I might fuck a roadkilled deer.
What the fuck is wrong with you, you are very mentally deranged, you need to make a doctors appointment or I'll deal with you myself

>>82744651 (OP)
Had a kid with a relative, yeah

>>82754268
Which relative though? Your act hinges solely on this.

>>82754297
Parent, is all I'll say

>>82754302
>Parent
Your child is your sibling

>>82744651 (OP)
Jerked off to weird sex stories on reddit and gay shit. I kind of can't believe I did the latter but sometimes faggot thoughts enter my head.
I repent and I pray for God to have mercy on me, and I hope that I also never come off as a faggot.

>>82744651 (OP)
I once fed a dog a chocolate bar not knowing the consequences. It ended up making a mess out of the dog owner's house by intense diarrhea and vomiting and then it suffered a heart failure.

>>82754321
Yes I'm aware of that. For what it's worth the kid is normal and healthy, no issues from the close relation

>>82754383
How was the sex, did you dream of it happening

>>82744651 (OP)
I'm a virgin, but lets give this a shot;

>Jerked off on a rock in the woods with two other guys

>Had my dick pics leaked three times

>Got really hard reading mai-chans daily life, look it up, specifically to the quadruple amputee, but I lost my boner roughly around the point where the aborted barely living newborn was blended

>Was at the beach in chest high water, and pulled my shorts down, and jerked off within 5 feet of two friend, to the sigh of a bimbo in a bikini who was only maybe 25 feet away, I came too

>Have an autistic compulsion where I repeatedly cum on the same pair of boxers, they are almost stiff enough to stand them up against a wall, and have almost changed colors entirely

>Masturbated almost daily when I was in highschool in the bathroom, I'd edge in class in my pants, then go to the bathroom to cum

>Jerked off to the thought of consensual cannibalism

>Jerked off to the thought of women fucking animals

>Jerked off to the thought of rape

>Jerked off to the thought of amputees

>Jerked off to the thought of incest (not with my family though, they're ugly as shit, just like the vague idea of siblings fucking)

>before omegle got nuked I would regularly beat off on there

>Used to take creepshots and then furiously cum on them, I stopped doing that though because it was low even for me.

>Jerked off to women eating, they have to be skinny though, it's part of the appeal, especially if they're too skinny

>Jerked off to the thought of cumming on food, then someone eating it

>Is a footfag (I find this to be one of the worst things I've ever done)

>>82748924
>not much to say
>posts an entire book.

You are sub-human.

>>82754421
Not great desu, the intention was specifically to have a kid rather than a relationship. Like we weren't into each other or anything. And I certainly never imagined it happening or wanted it.

>>82744651 (OP)
Rape my cousin.

>>82754485
>Not great desu, the intention was specifically to have a kid rather than a relationship. Like we weren't into each other or anything. And I certainly never imagined it happening or wanted it.
Sounds hot

>>82744651 (OP)
I worked at group homes for disabled elderly people. I was on-call for 7 homes, so if a home didn't have enough staff they'd call me to fill in.
I jacked off in every house and did foreplay with another co-worker.

>>82754537
If you're into that sort of thing I guess so. Just saying that it wasn't like some -cest love story. Nothing between us before or since, we just did what we did, had a kid from it, and that was that.

>>82754544
Could be a lot worse desu

>>82754563
>>82754485
How many times did you have sex with your parent until the pregnancy happened? Was it many attempts?

>>82754563
What circumstances led to you having to fuck your parent to produce offspring?

>>82744651 (OP)
I kissed my girlfriend while her friend was pounding her and I wore a chastity cage. She called me a useless limpdick cuck. That weekend she pounded my ass with a huge strapon and I cried.

>>82752279
>>Stole two of my crushes jackets, wiped up my wetness with them after gooning, and put them in the lost and found. They both unknowingly wore my jizz the next day.
Based

>>82744651 (OP)
I was so scared of reaching 18 years of age while a virgin that I got my cousin (female) drunk and fucked her. She moaned her boyfriend's name. I didn't cum but I learned to fuck that night.

>>82749968
>using me
I don't really understand this. The only issue with infidelity is paternity problems, and that doesn't exist for cheating men. If they are distancing themselves from you and etc and sacrificing the relationship as it is to pursue others, then that's one thing. But if they are maintaining all of their obligations to you then you are still getting what you thought you were, and they are just engaging with something else as well on their own time. No worse than jerking off or binge watching some tv show you wouldn't like without you.

I had multiple threesomes because my girlfriend at the time wanted them and none of them with with 2 women and in a few I sucked a penis for her

>>82755648
Yeah it was numerous times. We only did it around a fertility-planning window but it took several months before pregnancy took, so more times than I could recall offhand.

>>82755850
At first the idea was to use cum in a cup for lack of a better term, and attempt to artificially inseminate. The whole thing was unpleasant but that at least kept sex out of it. When that method eventually failed though, after a lot of concern and doubt we were uneasy but settled on going the whole way with it. It wasn't easy or pleasant at all but we figured by this point having come this far it was better to just bite the bullet and get it done than to keep trying and failing otherwise for who knew how long.

All said and done, point is it worked out in the end.

>>82744651 (OP)
met up with an obese guy who stepped on my neck, stood on my chest, squeezed my balls, made me suck his dick for hours and came on my face while I was handcuffed. I stopped seeing him because my chest hurt a lot and I was scared he'd break my ribs. If not for that, I'd still be going there.
I'll find someone who is a bit less crazy.

>>82756065
that's fucked up. i lost mine at 17 as well, but it was an actual girlfriend, you see. you had to get someone drunk to lose your card and she moaned her boyfriend's name. that's..... alright. and it was your cousin? what a catastrophe lol, hilarious though by the way, made me laugh as i typed this

>>82756070
This is all wrong but if my girlfriend did cheat on me I would prefer blissful ignorance honestly

>>82752279
>Tried to fuck a dog at 15 but got rejected
absolutely brutal, femcels do exist

>>82752613
>celebrating
I wouldn't say that is the point of this thread

>>82756088
I'm glad it made your life a bit better. I'm way past that, it doesn't really bother me. It was worth it, I learned a lot. I did spend some very scary 9 months tho lmao

>>82756070
you have to understand, couplefags derive a lot of self-worth from someone else being exclusive to them. It's fundamental to their identity. Their spouse fucking someone else amounts to screaming to the world LOOK LOOK ANON IS A FUCKING LOSER AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIM AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU

>>82756147
yea i'm sure it was quite scary for you, robot. can you walk us through though the entire scene before it happened and really, upon entering? or do you recall those details at all? like what was going through your mind as well? you just pulled her pants down enough and went from there with your pecker? lmfao.

ello r9k

>>82756162
>screaming to the world
If it were actually somehow public knowledge then I would consider that something real to be upset about. Accordingly cheating within a friend group or workplace or something where it DOES become well known among their peers would be an issue. That goes well beyond the physical act itself however and into some kind of public humiliation.

>>82756223
it's always public humiliation if it's between younger couples, but it's on the subconscious level. contrary to what some retards in here may think, us humans can calculate things before taking action even if we're younger, so when it comes to something like cheating, younger people know exactly what they're doing and if you disagree then you're a woman. older couples most of the time it's not but it still can be obviously, they just want to fuck them

>>82748129
you are going straight to fucking hell you disgusting shitstain

>>82756245
>public humiliation... on the subconscious level
Redpill me on psychic public humiliation and why does it only work when you're young

>>82748946
...no it fucking doesnt nigga

>>82749863
>>82750019
>>82750060
>>82750159
>foids can mental gymnastics this fucking hard
i really hope youre some kind of demoralization shill

>>82750429
what train of thought couldve possibly caused you to do this

>>82752073
It's selection bias, people who haven't done anything (silent majority) will lurk because they have nothing to share relevant to the thread topic
Most of the stuff in here isn't anything to be jealous of anyways desu
quit porn btw
>>82752713
Olympic Mental Gymnastics Gold Medal
>>82754441
Post the boxers /w timestamp
>>82756162
>couplefags
>couplefags
Dude.

I used to have a crush on my exbfs friend and I'd sniff the couch cushions after he left also took a lot of creepshots of him including of his feet

>>82756806
>Post the boxers /w timestamp
Can't timestamp since the boxers are at my house and I'm on vacation, if you're a doubter, reverse image search turns up no results.
>Picrel is the boxers, doesn't do justice to the smell or stiffness of them though.

>>82756806
>>couplefags
What a fucking autist lmao

>>82744651 (OP)
Put nair hair remover in someone's shampoo.

>>82744651 (OP)
Fucked my girlfriend's friend in front of her on a dare. In my defense, we were all horny drunk and it got way out of hand
Assfucked my girlfriend in a coffee shop bathroom
Cummed on a morel mushroom

>>82744651 (OP)
Slept and had kids with my mother-in-law. Wife is aware and pushed for it, but it still feels degenerate/wrong to me.

>>82744651 (OP)
my situationship let me get it halfway in but didnt want to fuck so when she left i went and choked the shit out of a crossdressing twink i fucked. that fucker had some intersex condition or was dosing e because he came from me sucking his a cups and fucking him with a hand locked around his throat. fucked another twink in my car in front of some familys 4th of july party, he screamed the whole time, the mom came but it was dark out. that twink sucked me off while wed drive around regularly and at the park too. once fucked the crossdresser on my dads couch when he was out of town. my regret is not fucking him when i had a gf, he got salty and cut me off, shouldve cheated because she was a whore anyways. also had a girl i worked with ar a cafe wear miniskirts so i could grope her ass and slap it when there were no customers (we always worked together alone) eventually wed makeout and id finger her while we had coworkers in the kitchen. found out later there was a camera watching all of it but that was insane. regret i didnt fuck her in the walk in like i wanted. shouldve fucked another coworker on my desk but we always kept it to the car on lunch break.

>>82744651 (OP)
I'm not sure what is the most degenerate thing I've done, nonny. I don't know if I'd even remember, I've done a lot of stuff.

>>82757862
>my regret is not fucking him when i had a gf, he got salty and cut me off, shouldve cheated because she was a whore anyways.
Earth-shakingly based posting, this whole post shows me that we are brothers of spirit

>>82747688
Without protection? Were they dirty? If not that's not that degenerate

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

>>82756083
No but why did you need to have a kid with your parent? Like were you held at gunpoint by someone saying you needed to produce a child otherwise you would both be shot? I do not see any valid reason that you needed to have a kid, other than you both wanted to for some fucked up reason.

>>82756070
>The only issue with infidelity is paternity problems
Crazy people walk around thinking this and we aren't allowed to stone them baka

>>82750456
Are you retarded?

By your logic, having kids after getting married counts as incest

I was passed around by three men at once and I'm not a woman

>>82744651 (OP)
Fucked a ladyboy in Bangkok.

>>82759882
>By your logic, having kids after getting married counts as incest

>>82759882
Are you retarded for thinking this was a serious post

>>82759882
>Are you retarded
are you?

>>82744651 (OP)
I thought I was bad for jerking off to a weird fetish involving a relative occasionally (I would never actually fuck her IRL because I actually like her as a person and I'm not into incest, as weird as that sounds) but reading this thread apparently I'm not even close to being the biggest degenerate here, I'm impressed at the level of depravity random anons constantly display (but that's not encouragement, maybe don't masturbate in public)

>>82750159
Is there any part of you that still gets excited at the thought of doing something so taboo like that again?

>>82754508
RIP your conscience. I always wondered what the mental consequence of actually doing this would feel like. Must be hell. I feel like killing myself after just blowing hundreds of dollars on lap dances at a strip club. I can't imagine if I ever gave into the urges and raped a helpless person

>>82744651 (OP)
Fucked a stranger at a gloryhole

>>82759882
>Are you retarded?
The call is coming from inside the house

>>82759882
>anon realises why he should think about other posts before replying
Or maybe you understood perfectly and this is some 2deep4me meta-joke with multiple layers of irony to it

>>82750597
> I am really not proud of this
You sure fucking should be, smart thinking like that would get you the job if I was the interviewer.

>>82744651 (OP)
Not wash my cock for a couple days then in bed at night finger my cheating gf and as she was losing her mind I shoved my Fromage Du Penis into her mouth and she sucked till I came.
It wasnt till after that she asked if I didnt wash my dick.
Hehehe, dumped her a couple days later.

>>82744651 (OP)
Participated in gangbang and swingers orgies.

>>82754302
Momcest General called and demands to give your story rapt attention. >>82719155

>>82744651 (OP)
was hospitalized after i got a seizure from OD'ing on shitty drugs, in the hospital i drank hand disinfectant, then i checked out to go into a hotel where i got plastered and ordered a prostitute and told her to bring coke, which i dont think contained any coke at all, but either way i snorted it off her ass and tits. was supposed to see mom in the hospital because she had surgery but i got so fucked up i asked where it was like two days after.

194 days sober now.

>>82749863
>lots of dog sex in here btw, i thought i was bad but damn you bitches nasty
I unirnically think it's not as bad as cheating. When you cheat, you break trust and ruin foundation of relationship. Everything you've built so far was under assumption you'll be loyal to each other. Basically it's massive harm to other person.
If you let dog mount you, there are no harmful consequences. No unwanted children, no broken trust, just some pleasure on both ends if dog jumped on you himself. If I had a wife and she told me she always had fantasy of doing it with dog, I'd be completely fine and probably even help her achieve that. It's one of my biggest fantasies so I'd cherish the fuck out of her if she was one of those unicorns who are into that

I took a poo in a public bathroom

I've taken creepshots of feet. I have such a big foot fetish I literally can't get off unless I see feet.

I jerked off on my ex wife's feet when she was asleep, recorded it and showed her the video. She hates me now because of it.

I jerked off to my mom in front of her while she was in the shower when I was like 11. Thought she couldn't see me under blankets.

I used to jerk off under blankets all the time and just came without ever cleaning it up. I again used to think people wouldn't notice.

I sucked my cousins dick when I was like 9 or 10. He'd suck me off too. He was 3 years older than me so I have no idea if I was molested or not.

Ive taken creepshots of woman's feet. Ive fapped to my ex mother in laws feet countless times. Used to take creepshots of my aunt and grandmas feet. I liked how wrinkly their soles were.

>>82746651
pretty sure thats what abused kids do

>>82744651 (OP)
gooned in a car with my parents hope they did not find out