Thread 82748558

>tfw thought im gonna skip work today but can't
>wake up still feeling a lil drunk
>chug down water
>have a coffee n cig
>make my bed
>change into work clothes
>need more coffee n cigs
>I hate being alive
>ready2go
>time2leave

>at work
>need moar coffee and a cig
>can't wait til this is ova
>need a shower and moar sleep
>a lot more sleep
>my belt for work broke
>have to tie it to a knot so my pants wont drop off

>need a cig break
>the decision to get drunk was such a mistake
>I need to st0p with that overall
>I just wanna go back to bed and never leave it again

>>82748558 (OP)
The real secret is learning you can put vodka in a water bottle and carry it to work. I got fired a few days ago but somehow managed to pass a breathalyser

>>82749267
Hey if you can do it drinking then ill allow it what the hell

>>82749267
i did that and accidentally crashed a forklift and got a pretty bad laceration on my forehead
Drinking at work is erm not the best idea

>>82749285
I've been a professional chef for 10 years and if I didn't have my sneaky vodka i'd have probably sliced my hand open from shaking

>>82749294
Lol i had that you should quit for over a week, could also be adrenal fatigue since youre probably worried someones gonna fire you.

>>82748558 (OP)
I want a beer hat one with weed one with liquor

>>82749294
i never did hardbar on shift just beer even when i was an exec chef cause the hours were too horrid for me to drink like that
Once i got a 9-5 warehouse joby alcoholism skyrocketed lmao

>>82748558 (OP)
Cigarettes are gay how addicted are you even to chewing tobacco. Youre addicted to penises and then you started smoking is what it is just to make being a slut not lame which it really is.

>>82749382
Whatever you know its just regukar for me at this point.
>takes a drag
The penises get old what i really want now is a husband and a wife one who fucks me one who I fuck.

>>82749321
I've already been fired, and after i thought I had nothing left to lose I held a wrench to a mans temple and threatened another by placing a screwdriver to his jugular. My dad left, who I'm his registered carer, because he was so scared of me. This is unfortunately the reality of delirium tremans.

>>82749403
Sounds a lot like adrenal fatigue or ptsd to me. I was drinking and working 14hrs a lot of days and thought i had tremors but i just basically wasnt actually resting for months and nutrient deprived and dehydrated which fried my brain basically which alcohol plays in to along with fucking up rem sleep.

>>82749556
I am diagnosed with PTSD after almost dying in hospital 2 years ago, I am prone to freaking out and can't sleep with the lights off.

>time for a coffee and cig
>around 2h til im headed back home again
>to stay in bed all day
>repeat it on friday
>just be annoyed n bored on the weekend
>fucking kill me already
>can't think of any way to multiply my paycheck(s)
>the japan stocks bought by warren buffet seem interesting
>but im gambling on a crash in around a year so I rather stick to cash for now
>but also dont have any patience
>REEEEEEEEEEE I need more monays
>inb4 ww3 and all the military stocks skyrocket like crazy
>my left arm is getting better
>but some movements still cause too much pain
>I guess I will see a doctor after is has been 3 weeks instead of two
>>82749267
I wouldn't do that, this is my dads smol company
If anything happens then insurance would fuck us over
Oof goodlucks finding something new
>>82749328
Stick with the weede
>>82749382
What the fuck did I just read
>>82749391
????????

>we have a very long break cause of me
>im just TOO rekt
>but better go back2work now
>gotta accomplish at least a bit more before we can call it a day
>I need a shower n sleep
>check the news
>I really shouldnt
>this country is just cursed n doomed
>and they will keep voting for this
>the only solution is to get the fuck out of here
>tfw we only had a retarded 2 weeks war between Iran n Israel
>my hopes of moving back there are in shambles

>arrive back home
>would prefer to skip the shower
>just go2bed already
>but I did it yesterday
>and im too messy n filthy after today
>take a shower
>need a cig
>then its time2sleep
>let me die while im asleep please
>I dont want to anymore

>have to do a phonecall for dad
>do a phonecall for my cousin
>one more is left but can do it for tomorrow
>dad wants me to read a contract for a new client
>after I had some sleeeep
>can I hab some heart failure befor I wake up again
>PLEASE
>kinda wish I put my omamori's from the japan travel on a different wall
>so I could look at them while laying in bed
>please let me wake up during my vacay again

if you go to the corner of president st and nostrand ave in brooklyn theres a couple of guys who hang out there all afternoon & night and they sing motown all day while pouring shots for anyone who sits by. not sure where they get money but its a good time. just found out abt it last monday and im gonna go back next monday. good thing (sorta) that i dont live around there or i would just be there all the time. bring a folding chair if you dont wanna sit on the ground, bring something to pour if you look like you can afford it, and buy doreen a heineken from the deli on that corner if you want a joint to smoke. (doreen is the silver haired chick who talks to anyone.) say to her youre a friend of sammy.

>>82748558 (OP)
Dont people smoke cigarettes because they arent allowed to smoke weed?

>>82749585
It sounds like you should switch to benzodiazipines and weed. Xanax is to liquor what dip is to cigarettes. As far as im aware they dont fuck up your central nervous system as much. Not to shill for bathtub alprazolam but its typically more legit than street opiates with fentanyl, maybe tell the doctor you need a higher dose. They prescribe it for alcoholism im pretty sure.

>just hab like 3 hours of sleep
>doing n0thing really since im awake
>im so fucking bored n annoyed
>its friday tomorrow
>there is n0thing to do on the weekend
>fucking kill me already
>I hate germany so much its unreal
>>82750553
take ur meds pills
>>82751377
yea it kinda started cause something like that around a decade ago

>read the contract for our new client
>be like yea we can sign this
>was about to go out
>I guess I will give that synthetic weede vape a try
>cant stay sober here
>dad arrives back home befor I can leave
>I guess I will take this as a sign to not go out4it
>he brought back some McDonald's
>thats not keto frenly
>but since I would be in a kcal deficit I get to stay skinny
>dad sees that I look dead inside
>he is like should I send you to dubai
>I would be excited if he said japan instead to be desu
>so I was like n0 thx that wont fix my issue (of being stuck in piece of shit germany)
>I hate this country SO much

>sneak a glass of wine(2008) from the living room without dad noticing it
>usually I would eat together/next to him
>but he is in a phonecall
>plus mom is coming back from the US/Hawaii tomorrow
>dad goes instantly lonely n depressed mode without her
>So I bothered to eat with him the past weeks
>glass is finished befor I could finish my post
>I want moar methinks

>>82753027
What's so bad about germany?

>chug down my second glass of wine
>WANT MOAR
>I guess I should st0p now
>>82753284
>its boring
>the weather
>public transportation is a nightmare most times
>too many shitty & ugly people
>working class gets punished
>freeloaders are rewarded
>too much bureaucracy
>too many taxes
>waste of tax money like crazy
>health care system is dying
>juistice system is dying
>they brainwash people here to believe the climate change & right winged people are the biggest issue of this country
>they will keep voting for this

>>82753337
>>working class gets punished
>>freeloaders are rewarded
Why not just NEET out then? Heard you can live pretty comfy with gibs.

>nearly empty the wine bottle
>I wouldnt dare dis while mom is around
>so I guess last night where I can be a fool
>>82753516
>cant leave dis shit hole sooner with just gibs
>from a money hungry family and I take pride in that
>I rejected gibs while living on my own while jobless and rather collected debts
I would had been literally a aristocrat in persia if the islamic revolution neva happened
I cant go that low, at best I would be a neet if parents pay for it like some years ago xd

>>82753516
sure if you're okay with either living with your parents or in the ghetto. i suppose living in the ghetto on gibs would be pretty entertaining because in the middle of the fucking day on a tuesday when you want to go somewhere you have to check your surroundings through your window and take your time to make sure it's safe since it's a warzone outside of your apartment. sounds pretty comfy if you didn't have to work at all, lmfao.....

>>82753649
>there are people who live in nice places with gibs
>there are WORKING people who live in the ghetto WHILE working
germany is a clowns country

>>82753649
>ghetto
If you aren't from Duisburg or Frankfurt, most lower income places aren't as bad as you make them out to be

>finish my big tasty bacon n fries
>put lots of tobasco on them
>still hungry cause drunk ig
>would cook a steak but dad is awake me thinks
>still hab a strawberry miilshake left2drunk
>>82753831
>our low income area in lower saxony
>used to have the lithunians vs iraQs fights
>until the new migrants arrived
>then it was them VS the new ones4
funny shit

>>82753672
>>there are people who live in nice places with gibs
The trick is living in a Studentenstadt. Most of my neighbors are friendly students and old germans. Comfy af.

>>82754005
>german students
>LE SAUFEN UND FEIERN
>GREEN & LEFTY VOTERS
I will keep voting for the AFD and deport myself as soon as I can

>open a white wine bottle
>I better st0p
>I hab work in the morning again
>0h there is half of a chicken that dad bought earlier today
>im hungry and Ig it wiill help to sober up
>if I stop emptying a second wine bottle desu
>fucking why
>why did it had to be germany
>I hate this place SO much
>I miss hitler

>try to reheat the chicken with our microwave to do it fast
>>>microwave dies
>REST IN PEACE
>was doing good servixe since 10 years

>>82754035
>>LE SAUFEN UND FEIERN
Square.
>>GREEN & LEFTY VOTERS
Most of the lefty voters are pretty chill, but the greenoids are deranged.
>I will keep voting for the AFD and deport myself as soon as I can
Least self-destructive AfD voting auslander.

>>82754182
>are pretty chill,
Doesnt matter
They fuck us ova with their votes
We are smol business owner
I hab 2 manage most things so I exprienxe the pain
>Least self-destructive AfD voting auslander.
I had a BBS teacher who asked me why most first generation migrants are right wing3d n conservative
We know what happened to our home countey
And by being so liberal its gonna happen here too
Specially cause most germans are gonna complain about the middle eastern birth rate
and do NOTHING about it*
*get no children or like my buddy kill themself

>>82754279
>And by being so liberal its gonna happen here too
Not trying to start a debate, but the Shah's authoritarian modernization isn't exactly how western democratic liberalism works, anon.
Sorry about your friend desu.

>>82754539
>mom didnt even knew about the shahs secret police
>grandpa was a shah loyalist
>Sorry about your friend desu.
franky im rather mad how he TOOK MY spot
I wanted to kys but he did it befor me out of the blue
>helped his mom a lot after his death
>I love my mom unlike him so I cant see doing it to my mom like he did to his
>me ending our frenship played a huge key role
>the other one in our group kept saying how me breaking up contact
>was a devasting blow to him
>1. he let out his anger towards me for no good reason
>probably cause I kept smiling and tried to give him good advice
>2. he was with the girl I was weak for since befor they were dating
>he did NOT care about her what made me grow distance too over time
>since he was treating her like shit and like spilled out all off her secrets to me when shit talking about her to me
>im pretty sure if he knew how I felt about her
>he would had let me have her to keep me as my fren
>cause I was more important but 2late
>i tried to approachj her but she clings to her
>couldnt get myself to tell hert how he was a loser who unsecuessfully trieds to cheat on her
>cause I know she was suffering hard befor him
>so I will let her have the fantasy of having a nice first bf
>I would spit on his grave if it wasnt illegal
>i mean it
>if he was aware of everything
>he would be sad over how I feel towards him now
>the common fvren of our group was shock
>he cares a lot about brodex
>he knows how B IG of a crybaby I can be
>while approaching her I told him
>he was shock how I was keeping thhe hole shit for myself
>he also agrees he would had let me have her to have me as a fren cause she was just a hole2him
>2late
>I wanna spit on his gertman grave so bad
>she still writes letters to him
>i gave her up already

>>82754539
>when our frenship started
>ask him if he is jewish cause of his family name
>"HOW"
>"ALL THESE YEARS I HAVE BEEN INSECURE ABOUT A JEWISH SOUNDING FAMILY NAME"
>"BUT NO ONE NOTICED BESIDES YOU"
>"WHAT THE FUCK"
I was like
if u wanna beat ur enemy
u must think like ur enemy
>https://youtu.be/hNGItBf5ReE?si=DnFSC3fELK_LkvtK
Im so mad at him
besides his failed narcissm hne had a comfy n easy life

>wake up
>haven't drank in 2 whole days
>spend all day reading and trying to wait until the stores no longer sell alcohol
>cave in anyway
>drinking again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>someone I know since a few years ago adds me
>be like
>look at my body befor my japan travel
>they can see I was having abs n everything
>"damn wtf"
>most old frens know me as chubby or as ultra skelly
>the secre to abs is low body fat%
>DRInking Like I do isnt helping
>pLus a insured left biceps wont let me workout like I used to
>at leasst im still skinny desu
>https://youtu.be/kbNdx0yqbZE?si=MsOWMxVnAc8-X6VR
I miss japan SO much

>>82754807
ur retareded for drinking again
-1000 social points
never ever post in my threads again
fguck uuu

>>82748558 (OP)
When you smoke and drink it not only hurts you but i hurts me even more.

>okej I pull up
>first thing I see is this niqqa with a backlog of drunkass lore
Hahaha.

>>82754652
What the fuck.
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not le originalli.

>https://youtu.be/CPwassZb7EM?si=6PpYQakwBMeIG3e3
>si ging dis to someone in private
DAISYYYY
>>82754887
Jesus can succ my dick
>>82755017
Yes

>>82754858
yes i am... and it's going to happen again and again and again and i'm never getting rid of this shit
don't touch my social credit, i heckin' love zhongguo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81NtiyWlEHs
if you don't want drunks in your threads don't mention alcohol

>>82755060
Well, at least it wasn't a boring read.

>>82755099
-100 social credir points
>>82755106
>https://youtu.be/CPwassZb7EM?si=mjjyaMRl4ZlhplwM
DAISY
DAISY
GIVE ME YOU ANSWER DO
IM HALF CRAZY
ALL FOR THE LOVE OF YOUUUUUUUUU
IT WONT BE A STYLISH MARRIAGE
CAUSE I CANT AFFORD A CARRIAGE
BUT YOU WILL LOOK SO SWEAT
UPON A SEAT
FOR A BICYCLE BUILD FOR TWOOO
i listened to dis too often while in japan to be desuuu

>>82755182
i'm about to make nanjing massacre look like a joke if you don't shut up and let me drink in peace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=styZxMdn0AE

>>82755206
Lets just agree on lithuanians being stinky losers lole

>>82755182
>i listened to dis too often while in japan to be desuuu
>not going full weeb and listening to anime adjacent stuff
I don't understand your thought process.
>>82755206
You can't just do a 180 and post a japanese army song after declaring your heckin love for zhongguo, baka.

>imagine being lithuanian
>hahahahahahhaha
>thanks buddah im not
>lithuanians are basically self loathing russians lole
>>82755258
Im a special snowflake
But im listening 2 more miku since that travel
>https://youtu.be/kbNdx0yqbZE?si=hlxZdrczyzprWZUA

>>82755301
>DECO
Good boy. I approve.

>>82755010
Shouldnt you be in Ukraine fighting for ur daddy putin
Russian scum

>>82755328
>Good boy. I approve.
Wuff
>https://youtu.be/BI9Ue6JwJic?si=k867Ze5YNhE_bHcP
>less than 5h til work
I better sleep
Or stay awaketil work
But I do need my sleep

Chillax with the antisemitism.

>>82755375
Russian jew

>>82755342
>>less than 5h til work
Can't relate wage-kun.
https://youtu.be/agcoHM2CJ3s

>https://youtu.be/CPwassZb7EM?si=TF5C-yUxRb55BeAO
>2dru nk
>I wanna skip work so bad

sooooo... whats up... did anyone miss me

>>82755385
>seggses your granny 50 years ago
Urre welcome for the blue eyes.

Sigh. Too awake now. Cucumbah season almost ovah. Got to get them smooth ones from the store. White people can't handle spiky cucumbah.
>>82755507
Not gonna miss these hands to ure face.

>wake up
>still lil drunk
>I need2stop drinking soo much
>time4work
>go for strawberry milk cause im that rekt
>>82755636
Ofc the most action u will ever get is by going for grannies

>>82756723
>Cucumbah season almost ovah. Got to 0h wow so sad
No more cumbers up ur ass til next year
At least its pumpkin season soon

Almost sneeding cause I can't find shidd in this mess, but then remembering I don't hab to ahh morning.
>>82757789
Hab you ever eaten spiky cucumbah? Questions Ceb won't answer...

Why have you people never informed me of the existence of capers. This shidd bussin'. Makes me feel like I'M the one with a cousin in Dubai.

>I still feel how I finished 2 wine bottles last night
>or rather earlier this day
>at work
>here we go again
>need2stop drinking like that
>>82757814
I dont hab exprience with russian food like u

>2 bottles of wine
Is your uterus is aching, bby?

Persian long hair care tips? I wan to feel like Xerxes if just for a moment. I'll be lucky these Russian genes carry me over 30.

>>82748558 (OP)
Oh i bet you like to fuck dont you you little slut bitch

>dad says he can smell the alcy
>he isnt habby over it
>oh fuck
>>82758212
Why are u larping as a girl
Did u finally transition
>>82758264
I didnt took care of them, at best let mom do it
I use treatment stuff from japan now
Cause its not happy over being dyed so often
>>82758302
Who doesnt

>dad says he can smell the alcy
Get on that Minttu train, lil bro.

Also, dyeing your hair is unironically an affront to Allah, look it up, so you're just being rightfully punished.

Maybe hatereading the City of God. if they can indeed defend it during the most indefensible momento, I might need to kneel after rabbi Yeshua after all.

Does Ceb get his knees dirty to fiddle with the wires or does he get the intern to do that part?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i63yumCNdJs
Akshully qt song. I guess my past zoomer self didn't just pretend to like it. Soul shard recovered...

>>82758375
Guess whos nakey nakey

What's cuter about Shahanshah Cebruz is how you can EASILY tell when he's moderating how rude he is. Not slick at all, I know you could call me meaner things.
>Lithuanian
Liderally untermensch manifest.

Baka sky been crying for 3 days straight. le melancholic season is here finally...

>finish work
>being hungover made it soo much worse
>get back home
>shower
>want to trim my beard
>a accident happen
>just shave off my beard
>gotta shave my stomach again but n0t today
>now I need to go out and get a haircut
>befor mom arrives from her LA/Hawaii trip
>told her I may go2sleep
>she was like not befor she sees me
>>82759543
Are u implying I get on my knees like some wh*re
>>82759566
Go wear something.

>>82760171
Damn is that the view from your house? You're blessed.

>>82760402
>Are u implying I get on my knees like some wh*re
idk I only know a few jobs that require a shaved tummy.
>>82760439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40aR6XjmKe4

>just get the sides of my head shaved off
>mom is back
>dad has to be a retarded and start a short loud argument
>reeee
>tfw aunt bought me hi-chew
>also a wristband from hawaii
>a hawaii shirt
>mom is a big fan of hawaii
>some souvenirs from las vegas
>they went to watch a movie in the sphere thingy
>they had a big box of popcorn left
>im munching on popcorn from vegas
>my tummy looks thin so I will continue with it
>I tease mom by being like
>DUBAI IS GONNA BUILD A BIGGER & BETTER SPEHEREE
>rushed back home after the barber
>so didnt bought new filters2roll cigs with
>need to go out again for it
>>82761219
????
Shaving my tummy is not for work
Its gor myself cause it looks better

>>82761326
Just made me punch a wall, this whole perfect modern family show of yours. The whole canned audience cheering as your mom walks into the studio draped in Hawaii/Vegas attributes. The fake drama from your dad that will get resolved by the end of the episode... And of course popcorn/Dubai joke to break the tension... Gosh. I need to open a window, but it's already open.

>cooking for others
>immediately attacced from all sides
Sigh. Carrying on despite one's brazillion imperfections kind of night.

Maybe a sip, so Ceb doesn't feel like such a failure.

Need a feminine touch kind of night.

Double-teaming a Lithuanian hoe with Cebruz would be too wild. He'd be like ''Fuck yeah, I'm about to cum, don't ruin it for me as I imagine your pussy as the arse of my old Lithuanian boyfriend, and I'd be like ''This feels like having sex with a cousin and not as seggsy as in my dreams...''

Wanting the girl in my lap not even perverted or misogynistic. It's just one of the cute things in life sigh.

;( Gib male psych. Women just want to numb me with meds ;(
Last time I got high on meds I stole a whole box of fancy cookies. It made me so inasanely hungry and sensitive to light.

>>82763513
Prievertavimas or however it's spelt. Verkrachting.
>>82763720
>Gib male psych
Sole reason I've never been to a psych appointment. Barely any guys and they don't let me smoke in there.

Soon after I took a pig and skinned its whole carcass until there was no fat left. I remember feeling very bloodthirsty at the time cause I was heavily medicated by psychs on top of having my dad on deathbed, I really butchermaxxed. That woman was the only one who saw how mentally ill I am and also the only one to push past it all. Those were the days I felt safe wandering the abandoned graveyeards.
>>82763743
>>82763743
Sounds so violent in my tongue... Lule. Just want a hug,..
>Barely any guys and they don't let me smoke in there.
White boys gib you meds. Brown bois gib you rules and regulations on why they can't gib you meds. Choose visely.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeal_of_the_convert
Also the reason every kike hellbent on defending Israel has just like a Jew norther. This Dyonisian race not going extinct within my lifetime.

Big yawn
Why did I wake up already, im probably too hungry
What is dis??
Go2bed already

>>82764129
>Go2bed already
I'm watching a Minecraft OneBlock challenge. This is life-changing stuff.
>did I wake up already
You may not complain about me not sleeping when I am in fact closer to a normal sleep pattern than you seem to be.