Thread 82758094

Would you wanna live in a big house? I just think it's more trouble than it's worth

>>82758094 (OP)
If I was going to live in a big house like that, I'd be rich enough to have maids or some such too.

>>82758094 (OP)
mo money mo problems, all I need to be happy is a bowl, a spoon, and a cardboard box to call home

>>82758102
I don't want strangers stomping around my house. Especially because they'll hate your guts since you're rich enough to have a mansion and they're not, so they'll steal from you given half a chance.

>>82758110
I was happiest during Covid with stimulus checks and unemployment benefits. Just enough to live with no responsibility

>>82758094 (OP)
Oversized for the lot. Those lots are all shit.

>>82758114
thats why you hire slaves oops illegal immigrants to work for you who will live in constant fear of being deported that you can pay 1 dollars to scrub scrub your toilet
best part is they speak as much english as a dog or a cat so its almost like they're not even human beings! just smile and nod at the brown "person" its ok haha noo don't delve into my horrible psyche haha don't see me haha
i can feel your look!

>>82758146
shit lot mate nice lot me

My dream house oy has two bedrooms (one fir sleeping, the other to store media such as books and and movies) and a basement to store other stuff along with washer/dryer + hvac.

>>82758190
proper lot mate now shall i sat here and watch me corrie shall i

>>82758094 (OP)
I don't get the appeal, even mowing the lawn just feels like another chore and I wouldn't want to deal with long commutes or having to drive instead of taking the train.
I'm happy living in an apartment. Not with the rent but like I'd much rather buy a condo in a city than a big house.

my dream wall has this quaint wallpaper with a tiny repeating rose pattern like on clarissa explains it all and really irregular checkerboard painted over it

>>82758230
>clarissa explains it all
Fuck you for making me remember that show. Now I got the OP stuck in my head.

As a single male what's the point?

>>82758159
those types will steal anything they can fit in their pockets

>>82758094 (OP)
would rather a smaller house thats customised as i want it. if im gonna spend big money on a house, going to have it exactly as i like

>>82758633
hmmm whatever do u mean? can u show me some pics?

>>82758639
i mean i could draw something up in paint, but i'd just have rooms for things i'd like really, a yard i want too

>>82758094 (OP)
Yes, actually. I have several "themes" of decoration I want to do, and having several wings of house to devote to each one would be ideal. Shit like "cyberpunk aesthetic", "gothic aesthetic" "viking aesthetic" "this hall is filled with nothing but minifigs"

>>82758114
That's why you have security cameras. Something goes missing, pull up the footage, have their ass arrested. Have obvious cameras, and then hidden cameras in the areas where they THINK they have a blind spot.

My parents' house has 10 bedrooms and that's only counting actual rooms with beds. It's way too overkill for a single nuclear family and everyone who wants a big mansion is probably overcompensating for a life spent in poverty.

Right now I live in a 20 m2 studio apt and life's never been better. I feel like there are actually people out there around me, there's actual life and shit. I could even invite people in and stuff.

>>82758671
>20 square meter apt
>I could even invite people in

What to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with you?

>>82758684
It's not *that* cramped in there. Bathroom could've been bigger, though.

>>82758094 (OP)
Yes, and precisely that size house, but behind a gate and with lots of flowers, gardens and grass around. This is exactly why I won the lottery, to get my own private indoor and outdoor space to be by myself and do whatever I want with.

>>82758671
>everyone who wants a big mansion is probably overcompensating for a life spent in poverty
I have noticed this trend, and same with supercars and yachts. Bigger and/or more expensive is not better, there is a sweet spot of having comfortable things that are actually quality and work well, but if you go overboard then your stuff starts owning you.

>>82758094 (OP)
I'd want a small house on a large plot of land on the outskirts of town

>>82758094 (OP)
Yes. I would raise pretty wall or sturdy fence around it, have bunch of children with my wife, teach them to shoot and fly drones, and in times of crisis we'd have shifts to guard duty and we'd have someone to open gate for coming in and out to minimize risk of ambush. If we'd get raided, I'd tell girls or younger ones to fly drones around house and tell use where invaders are so I and my oldest sons could peek from windows behind and shoot invaders in the back near risk-free. I'd make my home my little castle.

>>82758773
Same. Maybe near the beach, or a cabin in some woods on the mountain.