Thread 82758803

i have never had sex and i don't shave, but as far as i see on the internet moids expect you to have a hairless pussy if you want head and they won't give it otherwise. i just dont understand this because you are supposed to spread the pussy and lick the clit either way. like my pubes would not get in your mouth, what are you talking about? you are not supposed to be licking the outer hairy parts of the pussy. i don't get it. it sounds like an excuse.

>>82758803 (OP)
I like pubes Fembot.
Are you old?

>>82758803 (OP)
I don't care.
Shaved looks better, yes. But I wouldn't care. Trimmed would be nicer ig, like with scissors.

Anyway, I would eat it regardless.

>>82758803 (OP)
because i want to lick the rest of your pussy stupid foid. it's not just about your pleasure, even if im giving you head.

>>82758832
yes i'm literally a grandma

>>82758864
I would fuck you, stupid hag.

>>82758864
How old wise girl

>>82758803 (OP)
would u eat a lollipop with lint all over it?

>>82758803 (OP)
I'll speak directly from my perspective as a man; if I do not trim my pubic hair, strands are liable to naturally fall out. It can crowd the base of my cock and balls. When I masturbate, if I have not trimmed, I may have some of these hairs occasionally leave by my hands. The same if I use an onahole; whether by force or nature, they'll come out, and I wouldn't be surprised if someone blowing me in that state would get ball hairs on the tongue. As a courtesy, I'd keep my pubic hair trimmed, and since someone else could shed off in the same way, or would unpleasantly cover the genitals where my mouth would be lavishing, I'd hope for the same.

Someone going down on my cock shouldn't have to part hair like Moses parting the red sea. I shouldn't be piling into a forest to cross a stream either.

>>82758803 (OP)
If you're a man, and dont want to DEVOUR a pussy, regardless of being shaved or not, I assume you're a massive Faggot. Yes with capital F.

On topic, I prefer hariy pussy. I cant stand seeing an hairy armpit or legs, those I think women should shave, but a pussy SHOULD be unshaved, or at most, be trimed. Shaved pussy just looks like a children I guess, plus licking an hairy pussy feels natural to me

>>82758803 (OP)
As a khhvbot i'd eat and kiss your cunt and butthole so hard fuck it gives me such a hard boner

>>82758803 (OP)
They do get in the mouth. Hairs break off.

>>82758803 (OP)
i want my gf to have a hairless pussy and i still won't do oral cause i don't like it.

>we're gonna bend over backwards replying to her
>She's gonna giggle to herself and ignore our posts
What a cursed gender we are

>>82758884
there is no lint on my lollipop though?
>>82758888
yeah my bush can be ripped out kind of easily when it's long, i guess i would have to trim it for practical reasons

>>82758803 (OP)
Why do you even want to have a bush?

>>82758930
show us your hole whore

>>82758936
Women with bushes are hot tard

>>82758923
umm no one is asking you to bend over backwards. what exactly do you expect me to do?
>>82758936
i think that hair removal is a pain in the ass and natural is best

>>82758940
Don't bother she's not gonna do it

>>82758803 (OP)
I like pubes so I'm aware of that. I'd just have to use fingers to move hair apart. Or trim your pubes into pretty sexy shape

>>82758803 (OP)
Thats the most ridiculous shit ive ever heard. What a complete asshole who said that ill fuck you fuck him.

>>82758946
That's what I meant we're so desperate for the approval of a group that hates us

>>82758942
No they aren't tard

>>82758946
How often do you have to remove your hair that it's a pain?
Why do you think natural is best?

>>82758956
>ill fuck you fuck him
Sir so not redeem the ass whooping WHY DID YOU REDEEM!?!(Ik you just made some typos)

>>82758803 (OP)
They just don't like hairy pussy, it's not complicated.
I think it's faggotry-adjacent, and prefer it to be a wet hairy smelly disaster-area, but that's probably weird too.

>>82758956
moids online say that they would fuck it but they wouldn't lick it
>>82758958
i don't hate you

>>82758964
Yes they are retard

>>82758978
U HATE ME BITCH I KNOW U DO JUST SAY IT

>>82758979
No they aren't retard

>>82758978
Well not you specifically but women in general do not like men. I don't know if it's from years of mistreatment and abuse by men or something genetically hard wired into women to see us as others.

>>82758964
i don't shave but if i did it would have to be every time i shower and the other methods are even more inconvenient

So how old are you op?-

>>82758991
Do you shower once a month or something? How fast does your hair grow in jesus christ

>>82758803 (OP)
I prefer hairy because stubble is absolutely disgusting and I can't trust a woman to constantly keep it smooth 24/7

>>82758994
old
>>82759001
you didn't know it grows back fast?

>>82759007
30?35?50? A number would be nice

>>82759007
If there's a tiny bit of stubble that's pretty much the exact same as clean shaved. Shave once week, fuck maybe even once every two weeks and you'll be fine

>>82758978
Like seriously? Thats some bullshit yo. I mean maybe he doesnt wanna fuck his bed up and shit tell him to fuck you in the tub.

>>82758968
Ah fuck yo youre tellin me we gotta fix this whole relaionship on here and shit? Its already fucked you cant restart whats already broken.

>>82758803 (OP)
He sounds gay girlfriend find you a man with a dick i know just the place to go

>>82759058
Yeah i bet hes fucking his workout buddy or whoever hes apparently working with or something

I'm a retarded khv who fantasizes about when I get a gf she wants me to be her oral slave, basically
I don't think about whether she's hairy or not, it's not something I expect

>>82758803 (OP)
Oh hell find a guy addicted to coke or whatever and say its 100 dollars of coke turns out its 50.

>>82759058
yeah i feel like a real man shouldn't care about such things and it's a bit faggy to turn down pussy over some hair

>you will never tie a foid down spread eagle and shave their hairy pussy
why even live bros...

i didnt know pussies grew hair desu every pornstar is always clean shaven thought they just came like that :(

>>82759080
Because they do come like that. It's only later on they grow hair there.

>>82759072
Its a tranny strip club in the business district, word on street is theres a group of guys with big penises and they all wear a big old penis swastika on their forehead and they basically run the joint. Youre gonna wear a wizzinator and give one of them a weenie lap dance until they pop a boner. Thats where i come in. You at the front me at the back. The goal is to make him nut super duper hard because im gonna be fucking him and hes gonna be fucking you, and youll be able to see everything because the weenies gonna be flopping everywhere. They love that shit.

>stinky smelly wet warm foid hole
OOOGAH BOOGAH FHCICJDOENSKDNZMSVJCUVHFIEKWOSJCPSKQ0QKCHCNCNDKSOWNX

>>82758803 (OP)
Shaved hairless pussies are boring. I love going down on a natural woman.

>>82758803 (OP)
How hairy are we talking?

>>82758803 (OP)
Thats a dealbreaker for me after that id go venture on to greater horizons for sure though

>>82758803 (OP)
fucking shave, you ape.

take a bunch of hair from the shower drain, let it dry out, and then stick in your mouth. This is what you're asking your boyfriend to do.

So what's the deal? Are you itching to post yours? Are you just gooning to our responses? What are you after here?