Thread 82761996

Emily Hewertson edition

>>82761996 (OP)
Rude. I was about to make a pee girl edition

>>82761996 (OP)
>sitting at home while increasing police state and censorship increases and while jeets and poos overtake your shit hole country whilst doing nothing edition
fix your shit hole, holy fuck
how hard is it?

>>82762007
would have preferred this, frankly. quite enjoyed these piccies from both her and the Polaroid lad.

not sure who Emily Hewertson is. is she a sex person? (not like our p.g., you know what i mean)

>>82762030
She's a tory social media bint who went on big brother and got kicked out first

>>82761988
i'm incredibly racist and slept with someone who didn't disclose they were 1.3% biologically polish, this is sexual assault i have been shaking all week and will be pursuing legal action

>>82762007
im glad you like my silly little pictures :)

>>82762038
I'm glad you liked mine :)
>i'm incredibly racist
This is incredibly attractive btw

*solemnly informs the apus I've spaffed in the wife's clungehole*

Suddenly feel much more altruistic to her spending the evening at home, funny how that works. Garn make some burgers and wedges now.

No idea who this pee girl is but love it when we get new zany characters cant wait to see the epic conclusion corr

The middle aged female alcoholic is a depressing sight. Alcohol ruins women.

240hz is worth it lads. I was so ready for it and now I'm loving it.

mate A told everyone i was Polish when we were in uni. dunno why. she just gave me a fake name. expanded on that to tell people i was Polish, then left without explanation.

before i knew it, i was faking my way through knowing what phrases were in Polish. had to keep this going for weeks. gradually downgraded myself to half-Polish. wormed my way out of it in the end.

>>82762083
GREAT choice of drink though. Love a polish lager from the offie me, best possible choice of late night bev

>>82762070
why would you want to be polish

Will is looking forward to her tuppence tonight.

Mum's taking ages getting the mcdonalds. Fuck sake.

>>82762013
Don't speak to me like that, I'll cry.

>>82762148
makes me wonder how shitting used to work, to be honest with you.

you see latrines in old castles and things. so you'd just sit there, with other lads? was it like a social thing?

has anyone here seen one of these fellas out and about before?

Already 4 jars in, need to pace myself
>>82761996 (OP)
Would give anything to have sex with a woman like that

>>82762159
Fair point - like those roman arse-wiping sponges on the end of the sticks. Mad.

Ruthmong did you fix your sleep pattern?

>>82762182
No I need to buy parts from AliExpress to fix it.

Me? On them Asahi bevvies tonight. Remembering the good old times.

>>82762112
Big Brother is on ITV now. went from Channel 4 to Channel 5 to ITV a couple of years ago.

there isn't even nudity or anything, it's all so toned down. the lad's just a straightforward actual-incel, Britishness-is-good type. said a housemate was a bit camp, *flops hand*, that's it. too homophobic innit. getting the boot.

another lass accidentally said the FTM trans was 'a girl', but she cried about being such a horrible person, so she's allowed to stay.

>>82762176
mad to think the patricians and commoners all had to use the same grim public toilets
Imagine taking a shit and a senator squats down next to you

>>82762221
feels like itv just want to rile people up, they knew it would happen, put an incel in a room full of normal people and he's going to say something off-key and offend them, i think it's rich for itv to be like "we don't condone these views" when they literally invited him on, they would have screened him thoroughly to know he's a vile little runt but they can pat themselves on the back and expect praise for kicking him off

it not right

all right lads, got the phall conundrum again.

Takeaway #1:
>consistently fine
>top food hygiene rating
>on all the apps
>no chilli naans
>good desserts

Takeaway #2:
>ordered once, was LUSH
>NO food hygiene rating
>now only their own dodgy website
>chilli naans
>maybe desserts

stick with #1, or risk #2?

>>82762162
yeah, me neighbor used to feed them.

>>82762277
>he's a vile little runt
yeah lad what a piece of shit thinking he can go on TV while being a socially awkward adult male virgin

>>82762277
yeah his statement going in was that he could be a bit of a wind-up. some /tv/ lads were saying he was an actor or summat daft (he WAS an actor who'd done a few bits).
but really they got the intended conflict. for the most part he was reasonable, more interpersonal stuff. hem berating people who wanted to spend the prize money on a holiday, when HE'D put it in investments, all that.

it's what you want, really. in an ideal world, they'd put in an outright homophobe with a few of the gays, see what happens. this was just a few disagreements on ideas.

The mother made a big curry so I had a bowl of that this evening. Nothing beats living at your parents at 33 and getting for food cooking for you still. NEET life innit x

Womfy breadhingham this

>>82762287
Our local Chinese has a one star rating kek, must have ordered from them 500+ times over the years and never once been sick. I did however get food poisoning once from a bad kebab from a different place.

>>82762301
this too tbqh. all the after-show stuff, they treated him as a punching bag. any time his name came up "or is your favourite to win... uh... George. haha. well. um. he could win! haha."

i demand data. i guarantee you if this eviction process had gone normally, he'd have stayed in. unless some Twitter nutters rigged the polls. Big Brother people are insane, Twitter LGBT+ activists are insane, i guess the show was 'under pressure' to remove /ourguy/ ;_;

>>82762182
Eating my fast food slop and going to bed in an hour or two. Been up since midnight.

>>82762287
#2 for sure

the dirty takeaway near me is lush but its in a rough flagshagging area i dont feel safe in at night so i have to play it safe and go to the nice takeaway.

last time i had takeaway it was the day after staying up all night on mcat and i wasn't sure if i had food poisioning or serotonin syndrome
scary stuff

>>82762342
sometimes an ugly personality can really shine through

>>82762330
sometimes you can tell just by going in, can't you? and i've had them done where i worked before, but it was basic stuff like "do you have a bin?" "do you wash your hands?" "are there any problems?" and we got a 5.

i mean i'd trust my mates to cook for me, and they'll do a worse job than a takeaway. busy takeaway, what's realistically going to happen? hair/sneezes in things? cross-contamination?

problem here is it has NO rating, which i think is why they're off Uber Eats and them for the time being. but i can place an order. hmm.

>>82761996 (OP)
Absolutely fantastic edition, lad, and I rarely say that.

>>82762362
i disagree with the lad, but i found the opposite. there's definitely a charm about him that showed on his face. and he went from a ginger weirdo o looking more regal. like some English bloke from an old painting (instead of a British Reviewbrah).

Would anyone get upset if I rant about the Irish in here?

Paloma Faith first to go out on traitors, lads. Alan Carr, Cat Burns and Jonathan Ross are the traitors.

The open paedophile Stephen Fry remains a faithful for now, but there's on way the show will go on without him being recruited.

>>82762404
The actual Irish, or "Irish" travelers?

>>82762313
probably hit the panic button because he was being too nice and reasonable while also having "unacceptable views".

>>82762411
The Irish back in the day. Lost family to those terrorist fuckers.

>>82762429
Sorry to hear that anon. were they UVF of UDA or just civilians?

Hasan took 12 hours off stream, virtually unheard of given his schedule and then reappeared with the dog's collar to "prove" it's not a shock collar and that actually it's a vibrating collar. By the end of the day people had found the exact model online and guess what - it is in fact a shock collar and it has removable shock prongs. He also stuck black tape over the places where the holes for the prongs are and his camera had very low black levels so it looked smooth, but when you mess with the colour levels in an editor you can clearly see the curves and ruffles of the tape covering the evidence.

Absolutely pathetic cunt. Denaturalise him, deport him lol. Hey, he regularly says America is the worst country in the world so he should be fine to leave, right?

>>82762345
Well done lad lad

>>82762451
>brownoid owns an animal as a fashion accessory, and tortures it on the downlow
They all do this, btw. They think having sympathy for animals is crazy white people shit.

>>82762472
Yep, he's a brown communist. Literally the two most likely categories to abuse animals.

>>82762345
you've been up for 19 hours?!
sleep well =)

>>82762479
especially browns
turkey is rife with that shit, they treat street dogs like utter shit

>>82762470
thanks

>>82762483
well this mcdonalds has given me an energy boost. probably stay up past midnight now.

went with takeaway #3. which MIGHT be takeaway #2? similar name. address is different, but then takeaway #2 did move. menu is similar.

at any rate, i'm getting a phall and green chilli pilau rice from SOMEWHERE. with a chilli naan and some choccy cake for afters.

if THIS doesn't sort out my bowels, i don't know WHAT will.

>>82762445
Civvies, but my uncle was in the British Army at the time.

Almost lost my father too when a car bomb blew up a block away in Birmingham (IRA took responsibility for it too), coincidentally, he shipped the ashes back as he used to work at the airport then (second job which he worked for 20 years after working in a plant for BSA).

I served in the Army Air Corps later, no real stories, though. Pretty unremarkable, but I was a pilot.

I am probably older than you lot (upper 50s) and I am guessing a lot of you do not recall the 60s or 70s. We used to be a real nation. Leader of motorbike production, end of actually good automobiles in the UK before the 70s and an aviation industry. It is what it is, I guess, though.

Whoever recommended Sukeban Deka, I got the first two seasons and two movies downloaded now. Cheers for the recommendation de lid.

Might order that webab wrap soons. Feel quite wungry nows.

>>82762451
It's just their culture lad. Most cultures don't care about dogs the way we do. I was watching a very famous Chinese movie "Shaolin Temple" the other day and at one point the main character accidentally kills his love interest's pet dog and then decides it would be a waste to bury it so him and his mates cook and eat it. The whole thing is played for laughs. Just part and parcel of living in a multicultural society isn't it?

Looks like my short-lived pool career is at an end de lids. Team got fined last night because my game took too long to finish, didn't even know that was a rule. Ahh well, to be honest I was thinking of quitting anyway and it was also encouraging me to drink more. Need a womfy sober hobby like paddle boarding or hiking x

>>82762555
That film any good? Seen a lot of the Shaw Brothers Shaolin flicks but Jet Li is a bit of a blind spot for me tbqh.

>>82762555
There's a Peep Show episode of that lel

>>82762517
had problems with my bowels for a while, went to see my friend in birmingham and had a falafel wrap from one of those vans where all the asian market stalls were

the next morning i had one of the most fantastic shits i'd had for months, blurted it out to my friend and she said the same

months of fybogel and movicol can't compare to one succulent asian meal

>>82762576
It's China's highest grossing film of all time. A billion chinese lads can't be wrong

>>82762575
You were drinking last night? Thought you said you were going sober for a while now, no? Honestly I can't even keep track of all your lies at this point. You're so pathetic. You don't deserve to post apus.

>people honestly believe that there are 1,000,000,000+ chinese people
HHHHAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, you can't be this fucking retarded, right?
There's no fucking way there are over a billion of them. Not even close.

Cats all gassed up with catnip

On the piss heavily this autumn eve x

>>82762589
Interesting... I'll have to check it out sometime. There are other Jet Li films I'm more interested in though. Tai Chi Master and Black Mask. I have seen Once Upon a Time in China.

>>82762621

Might have a few brasseries with me webab wrap tonight. It Friday x

Cabinet ministers believe Sir Keir Starmer's national security adviser is too close to China and his position is increasingly unsustainable

Jonathan Powell faces mounting scrutiny over his relationship with Beijing after a China spy trial collapsed last month

Before entering No 10, Powell made several visits to China, including one in which he met the most senior diplomat, and said that Britain wanted to "enhance" its relationship with Beijing in pursuit of a "stable, practical and long-term partnership"

One cabinet minister said that Powell was too soft on China and risked undermining Britain's security interests. "I am concerned that a narrative builds up that we are not strong enough on China," they said. "Our strategic approach to China [under Powell] is a little bit fuzzy.

"He has become almost like a cabinet minister in that the focus is on him and his policy positions, which is never really a great situation to be in as a non-elected official."

Another said he had become a lightning rod for criticism, while a third said Powell was from a 'different era'. 'He thinks you can ride both horses,' they said, 'That you can have the economic benefits of the relationship with China while managing the security risk. You can't and he's wrong. They are completely entwined because China takes a whole state approach. It isn't sustainable.'

>>82762605
you do wonder how much population statistics is just made up. The climate industry probably fudges the numbers every few years.

Putting things in Ruth's tuppence

Got a choccy lolly thats a pumpkin

Does make you think when you look at a London street and there's like four or five people hanging about. If there's really ten million people living there it should be constantly packed. Ten million lads all driving to and from work every day. No way our roads could handle that.

Putting things in Chika's rectum

Stepdad putting things in mammy's tuppence

big swinging deano donkey cock

>>82762532
This picture is what I flew, observation and also dropping troops off in the field. Did five years 87-92 with two tours in N. Ireland. Wasn't sent to the Middle East, though, those were mostly the fast jet guys. We were too important, I reckon.

I will leave you guys be, but if those IRA fuckers didn't do what they did, I would have had a peaceful life.

Look at how bored she is when Poundland lass decides to make mundane vlog number eight hundred and five. She needs to find a new full time job instead of going on holidays and making videos.

>>82762659
I mean, where the fuck would all the people be coming from, apart from "foreign land"? Is that even true? Do we know for a fact Africans are generally having 5+ kids, as the meme goes?
And does that offset the number who manage to get themselves killed through some form of stupidity, every year?
Has anyone actually met one of these fabled families where they have ten kids?

Civilisation isn't a bulwark it's just a veneer. Peel it away and you get the primordial essence of mankind - fire, blood, tribe, conquest.

Everyone on the planet is exactly three missed meals away from cannibalising their neighbours.

They let her go. Poundlands are closing. The British high street is in a grim state. Not sure what we can do about it to be honest with Amazon and people just being broke af.

>BF6 still hasn't finished installing

Kinnel

Is the housing crisis made up? Is it just boomers refusing to budge on property?
Is Rolf Harris innocent?

>>82762637
I bet it comfy and heavenly.

>>82762719
Well before the hunger hits, we can still bitch and moan about the injustices of the world.

>>82762739
They probably only put the launcher artwork on the disc and make you download 100 gb + updates. State of gaming.

>>82762739
Remember when games didn't take up literally like 10% of your storage space each? Fuck me modern gaming is so terrible.

>>82762746
Well, what was Jake the Peg's extra leg, really?

crosslad's back on his lolly-that's-a-(thing) arc

get in there lads, VERY womfy thread tonight

>went out to pick up an amazon parcel
>nobody in town

Absolutely dead

>>82762637
Taking Will's noodle every weekend.

I started fingering my arse in the shower recently and it feels good tbqh.

>>82762766
i remember when the sims 2 took over 50% of the family computer

any1 use nextddoor app?

>>82762822
Think it had like 6 CD-ROMs if you weren't rich enough to have the DVD version.

remember when The Sims 3 had an FPS cap for the graphics, but not for the game logic, so laptops all over the world would power away computing redundant instructions between frames? running at top loads, fans whirring loudly, machines melting?

IT WAS SUCH A SIMPLE FIX. HOW DO YOUS FUCK THAT UP?!?!

>>82761996 (OP)
Great edition
>>82762007
That would have been an awful edition

>>82762839
Is that the hookup one? Probably back in my shagging days.

>>82762686
hideous haircut on the right

>>82762287
Weigh your drugs odds #1, evens #2

>>82762859
noooo, it's the neighborhood gossip app.
Was hoping it might tell me if anyone has any sick activities happening, but I'll probably just find old women talking about "that strange man", and then realise it's me.

>>82762872
nm, i see you ordered from #3

>>82762821
>it feels good
Not for me as I have haemorrhoids

Webab wrap just arrived lids. Get in there x

>>82762844
used to take so long to install that it had a little minigame to play while you waited

would love to do drugs but not aloud sadly

>>82762882
man i've had hemorrhoids for years, no gay life for me

>>82762887
Wrap your lips around this
*unzips dick*

A while back I really started to try and be conscious of every word I said instead of simply letting my brain run on autopilot. I pause if I need to mull something over. I don't say anything if I don't have anything nice/helpful/insightful to say. I enunciate and make careful use of exact vocabulary. Not exaggerating the results are wild. People have told me they admire how confident I am, how well spoken, how thoughtful and so on.

I suppose that's just the difference between mindless chatter and actual conversation. I recommend it lads, give it a shot for a week or so.

>>82762887
>Get in there x
Get in where?

>>82762899
Not him but mine were so bad i had to have surgery, fine since then thank god. WOAT experience

>>82762873
I made a collosal social mistake in co-op the other day, go in, 1st isle theres two cages to be unloaded one at beginning of isle one midway through, both have two women right next to them, ask the first woman if i can just grab some ham, go to the next one for some meat ask her to move please, grab the meat, she didnt look happy, oh well.
Fanny around the store for a bit, get to the till, see the second woman with a basket, i figure she was picking for a deliveryoo order or something, she asks me if im using the self service till, no.
She then rings her stuff up and asks for the bird on the regular till to help her.
I'm fucking mortified, I strongarmed some random middle aged lady to stop her shopping and move so i could do mine, thinking she worked there.
I can never go in again.
tl;dr mindless sperging.

>>82762904
been doing that for years. I have issues with the opposite

HHL has that distinctive retard smell

You stole my crystals and doujinshi.they do not belong to u they are not urs GIVE THEM BACK AAAAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>82762910
Well it all started when I was early 20s me, didn't know what was wrong. And it must've been a big one cause I was in a car and the lad pushed down on the peddle and I flinged back in my seat and must've popped it or something cause I was in incredible pain. Only time thats ever happened.
Since then though like 10 years ago, hemorrhoids just pop up every other month or something, theyre never painful, I just try not to irritate them. Had a Dr look at me bum and he just gave me the cream stuff, never works.

>>82762909

Womfy town x

>>82762868
Seems fine to me lad. Maybe they cut their own hair to save money. Wales is pretty poor.

Anyone else feel too old to start sex now? I'm 35 by the way.

>>82762952
>Wales is pretty poor
Unlike where you live. Your parents must be pretty rich I guess.

>>82762934
Bet they all smell like piss

>>82762966
Lost my virginity when I was 21. Am 36 now.

>>82762966
30s supposed to be the downward slope of your prime lad, you may not be 25 anymore but you're not yet 40.
Should be able to be a top shagger at that age lad

>>82762966
Felt like that at 18, was over before it began de lads

>>82762934
3rd on the right possibly a tranny?

>>82762934
Top row L to R:
>Ruthmong (you can tell from the fact that he doesn't have shoes)
>Seamus "Lucky" McSweeney
>Elmer Kidtoucher
>Fat Tim
>Bottles

Bottom row L to R:
>Sean
>The Guv'na
>Rover
>Sharon
>Poundland Ken Doll

>>82762993
just a fat lad with long hair kek

>>82762934
Ruthmong on the left

>>82762995
I may not have shoes but I'm as pale as white man can be.

>>82763005
>I'm as pale as white man can be.
Proof?

>Buy a video game
>takes 30mins - 1hr "installing"
>50gig patch on release day which takes another 2/3 hours of downloading
>once the game starts you have to download "shaders" which takes another 5 mins
How did we go so backward.

>>82762968
I wish lad. I'm poor now. I have to use a twenty year old laptop and don't even have a current generation vidya console.

>>82762934
He's chucking to himself at the thought that this picture will end up on britfeel

>>82762966

I just started online dating again. Dating in your 30s just feels weird. Flirting just feels immature and the conversations are very platonic in nature.

>>82763045
If you're actually serious about dating someone then try Match, lad. It's a fucking ballache to fill in the entry form and their standards are such that if they honestly think they can't find someone for you then they decline you application as a filter for low quality people, but if you get on it's really quite good. It's how I met my missus. What you using currently? Apps or sites? Apps are shit.

>>82763080
this lad tells the truth. back in the day, Okcupid used to have a very in depth profile. I filled mine out and got matched with some very like minded people. ever since apps like tinder I've not had the same luck sadly

Don't fall for the online dating meme. Match doesn't want you to find love. Their whole business model depends on men's desperation. They will just keep dangling the carrot. You will never be loved because you aren't attractive. Simple as.

>>82763080

Right now I'm only using Hinge. Still haven't matched a white woman lmao. It's all black and Asian women.

>>82762532
Lol and lmao at blaming the Irish for English occupation. Being a soldier in that world is a mugs game, he deserved it and you deserve it too you fucking cretin.

Lads here enjoying Battlefield 6? Tempted to get it.

>>82763159

Just playing it for the first time now.

>>82762934
Lad on the top far right look a bit like Alan carr

Pee girl said she felt scared going in an area where there's England flags up on lamp posts is she brown by any chance? hope not. Don't like em.

Alex Jones just had some whackjob on with a "device that finds human implants" and scanned it on Jones's body and found he had the "implant profile" of a "civilian", then he wrapped the whole spiel up with a speech about the mark of the beast.

>>82763224
>Pee girl said she felt scared going in an area where there's England flags up on lamp posts is she brown by any chance? hope not. Don't like em.
fascinating

Can't date in your mid 30s without something to show for it

Aldi xmas cake is decent but nothing compared to the perfectly matured one from m&s

Love a perfectly matured cake if you know what i mean lads

do you list your 'body count' on your dating profile? like a CV?

delicious caek

aye that phall was lush. took some eating. had to relax for a bit.

think my insides are starting to do their thing. thank you, succulent Asian meal <3

Sliding into Friday night total fucking loser hours, on LOSER FM

>>82763416
is that your name for Britfeel Radio? because Moni didn't get back to me about that ;_;

>>82763134
All I ask for is just accept a bit of a grump, I say the Brits and Irish can coexist, the past 19 years have been proof of it. Old grudges go away and all, but I do blame the IRA for those deaths because that is who orchestrated them, simple as.

Really, no harm no foul, really, but you youngsters are quite spirited in a way, really.

Eating pee girl's flapjack

Friday night LoserFM !!
https://youtu.be/TOqDdQmuypw?si=JvmcLSgnUeas4dH2

>>82763416
108.9 on the dial

>>82762934
black guy - retarded but has a powerful shot
ginger lad - pace merchant
bald lad - central defender but slow
curly hair - lesbian
lad to right of lesbian - tells everyone he's semi pro

me uncle was injured in an IRA bombing in the 70s or 80s. civilian, just happened to be nearby. mumberg didn't tell me about it until i was an adult, it's something he's sensitive about, had to get therapy because the incident fucked with him. but he's been the nicest bloke ever since i was a kid.

don't even RISK hurting innocent people you twats.

Battlefield 6 is pretty fucking good. Feels like a proper next gen game. Oh aye.

Trump about to go live in 10 minutes, might be announcing the Venezuela invasion

Looks like U.S. is going to strike Venezuela tonight. Corr Battlefield 6 in real life.

https://x.com/ww3_monitor/status/1976746581450788929

>>82763549
Brasseries on tap?

Quis Separabit

>>82763546

U.S. jets already in the air apparently. First objective will be to neutralize Venezuela's air defenses just like they did in Libya in 2011.

>>82763565
Could also be a bunch of nothing as well, just fucking with them.

>>82763431
Shan't accept fuck all, in fact I'm actually going to flatten your penis. Present it...

>>82763493
wish I could play new vidya, its just too expensive to get into, hate controllers and a new pc would be like 2 grand for something decent, even a grand wont get you far. Fkn games are like 70 quid each so I just dont even bother, still playing shit from the xbox 360 days which is the equivalent of the ps2 when the 360 was out which is just pure unc coded

>>82763565
>about to invade Venezuela
>why won't they award me the Nobel peace prize

>>82763554

Having one now but only got 2 more left after this. Might as well finish them off.

>>82763596
Gonna flatten your penis too

>>82763592
Well Venezuela did just steal the nobel peace prize off Trump.

He's gunna get it back folks! He's gunna get it back.

What with the penis flattening, ran out of socks?

>hypalinx is against digital ID and cashless society
based

>>82763431
been hearing this sentiment a lot lately. i guess the irish and the brits are coming to terms with blacks invading both countries kek

>>82763619
Better watch that whore mouth else your penis is in line for a flattening

>>82763596
>Might as well finish them off.

>upper 50s
>britfeel
no way kinell thats aaaaaaaaaancient, this is like finding an ammonite down by the beach

Spaffed just now me

I fink X

>>82762532
I'm >>82762445
I have immediate family who were around at the time, I understand. Would love to get to the deets but as this is the internet where everything is archived forever I think some of my tales would be too personal to share here.

What brings you to 4chan in your upper 50s though?

>>82763546
All because the little lad didn't get the Nobel peace prize kek.

>>82763675
if its true and he invades tonight i fucking love this timeline kek

>be on committee dedicated to bringing about world peace
>directly cause a war because you were playing silly politics with the award

>>82763725
>not giving a peace award to someone who has done literally nothing for peace ever counts as playing silly politics

Think you just jumped the queue for penis flattening

>give Trump his award
>tell him he gets another one next year if he ends the ukraine war too
literally this easy. But no just let millions of lads die in war instead. Well it's the principle isn't it?

Venezuela has massive oil reserves. If they do invade for whatever reason that's why. Same with Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya and Syria.

BIT BY BIT
TORN APART
WE NEVER WIN
BUT THE BATTLE
WAGES ON
FOR THE TOY SOLDIERS

>>82763747
what did the Venezuelan lass do?

>>82763755
War is good for business, it's a multi trillion dollar industry. Why would these company's want world peace?

Normies drinking alcoholic beverages and having sex tonight

Donald trumpy gets the grumpy pumpy humpy and invades an entire country because he didn't win an award! Sad!

>>82763767
I don't know, I'm not Venezuelan but I do get to hear about all the dump fucking shit trump does literally every day and there's probably less than 5 people globally that are more undeserving

its time for freedom

Anal sex with Venezuela

WOWOWOWOWOWOW CHECK OUT THAT FUCKMEAT
AWOOO A-A-AWOOO AWOOO PRIME NERD GIRL PLAPMEAT o_@

>>82762899
Had mine for 10+ years.

>>82763844
Whatfore did he mean by this?

>>82763864
That's crossmong and he loves shitting up the thread with hundreds of low quality posts. Just ignore him.

>>82763639

Kate defeats me yet again x

>>82763591
360 is a kino console desu lad

>>82763923
Shame i had to buy fucking 3 of them as they kept breaking.

>>82763659
Am 50s too, old /b/tard

Lmao are Kate absolutely brutally MOGGING Ant here.

>>82763940
dead rising 1 is peak fucking gaming lad

Venezuelan women were made for BWC weren't they

>>82763923
makes me feel like im missing out but am I really? I see these new games and think id like to have a go but they all end up being a bit meh, last one was rdr2. Going to boot up the modded left for dead 2 in a few and I just cannot get enough of left for dead, its just peak for me
>>82763998
and this is ridiculously kino as well, fuck it aged so well

im in my 50s and I remember the report unattended bags and parcels adverts on the telly

>>82763989
I wonder if kate has a vibrator, do you reckon any of the royals are allowed one? they cant exactly go into an anne summers can they, I dont think they can buy stuff off amazon either.

ITS A SIGN! ITD A SOGN! ITS A SIGN AAAAAAAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hehe heh heh heh x checkmate monsieur x

I miss the zombie craze of the 2010s, loads of zombie stuff and I dont really see much of it now. Loved a bit of zombie kvno.

watching new pjw vid
arent i

Bro what the fx

*sees it, says it, sorts it*

I felt so out of place but jt was nice to see my uncle Nd his wife......am a wean at heart.....h could stay am a Man-Child......

>>82764047

They probably do some kinky shit in private like everyone else. Look up Killing Kittens in London. It's a private sex club for rich people and Kate is best friends with one of the founders/owners.

>>82763923
Oh mate looks like me that if I had my own flat.

I <3 my stress amethyst

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/maduro-offered-us-vast-resources-avoid-war-nobel-winner-maria-corina-vows-go-bigger

The ZOG needs constant war

>>82763591
This is uncfeel desu. I feel like. Old ahh uncs. But it ok

>>82764077
monsieur is pronounced muh suirrr. Funny old language those French people speak.

>>82764120
>Machado's economic adviser, Sary Levy,
>Levy

Hand-rubbing intensifies

Unmmmmm yea sorry I never heard of it.......back to sleepy unc

Not right what happened to wops. Got bored if making YouTube vids and stopped all together!

Imagine ripping a fart while WW3 was going on

A veritable wartime fart, so to speak

It's so cute cus my q3e cat was rly waiting for me awwww

WW3 vibes in the air All kickin off soon

First day done on a new server. RP, PvP, KOS is allowed. Oo er.
Let's fucken go.
High pop, and a streamers server, so when he's on it's always rammed. But, so far so good (not encountered anybody yet, looking forward to seeing what kind of fun I'll have.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1QHzdHQex4

*sets tinder profile 2 female* am a grlxxxxx

Wonder what her pits must have smelled like after that horrible ordeal in Palestine

About time we started a tax on fats and a tax on salt in foods. Far too many fatties in hospitals. About time we priced the poors entirely out of junk food for their own benefit - we've proven they can't be trusted with it under any capacity. Would force the mongs to learn to cook healthy meals. Lentil stew coming on strong for them.

I luv 3d sonic n I always will to Be hon3st sonic frontiers was my game of 2022 I know they're janky and so what?When I was wee I love sonic adventure(2) and sonic heroes I mean I played them all day.it was Only when I went on the internet I learned "no you're supposed to hate 3d sonic, because everyone else does". I wish to restore the feeling of the world when ur a wean and you know.that 3d sonic is fun as fuck Before you get mentally raped by the evil forces or the world that preys on innocence Wha5ever that is called is what I stand for in this life...........

>>82764195
I thought I could remember the password, I can't.
*pops it on sticky notes*
There, that's better.

Remember sitting there as a wean. Oh all this fun.i had is fake actually. Oh you're supposed to hate this. Oh I see. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah no. No apologies nd no sp bad it's good. It's actually just good. Fuck you

>>82764209
Glad she managed to get away from shekeletor, desu.

Fuck off. 2d sonic isn't even that good. Having speed as a mechanic on a 2d plane isn't even good. Like u just bump into stuff. Wow am going so fast into this wall again.Why do ppl pretend 2d sonic is better? It's fucking shite. Lmfaoooooooooooo get a grip. 2d sonic is utter shite. 3d is better. Stip lying because its popular. It id fucking shite.

Ppl grow up hearing that sonic 2 is a legendary game n they play it n theyre like "........It must be that I don't get it" It gets a pass. It's shite. Sonic adventure is better than sonic 2. Stop lying

27 hours into this particular visual novel. Kinell. Still a couple more routes as well.

>Feminists claim men are "losing their masculinity" and are "too frightened of strong independent women". This is a bit of gaslighting and a bit of cope. At no point do modern women ever consider the possibility that they are the problem, nor do they ever ask men to explain the situation. Why? Because they don't want to hear the truth.
>(...) Even if modern women decided they prefer to find a man in 2025, most men do not want them. This has led to what some are calling the "female loneliness epidemic"; a rise in women seeking relationships but unable to find men willing to reciprocate. Within feminist circles, the word on the street is that men are "no longer approaching".
>zerohedge.com/political/feminists-have-discovered-nose-ring-theory-and-theyre-not-happy

Good article this

Just kiddin.sonic 2 is a classic xxxx

Lapis is my fav crystal gem x

>>82764300
The issue is thinking of them as a group, when some think of themselves as individuals, and giving everyone a voice is an issue. Years ago, it was waa waa men aren't showing their emotions THAT BAD:( Then when men start showing emotions more, it's, waa waa men are TOO SENSITIVE:(
A bit like, waa waa men CONSTANTLY HIT ON US, IT BAD:(, then men cool it a bit, and it's waa waa men DON'T APPROACH US:(

any of u lads played ark

Why do prods spell it with a v? It's Stephen in the bible. Why change that?just to be awkward

*puts on blackface for my Vivi Halloween costume*

>>82764362
Why do americans say creg instead of craig? It just be like that at times with names, it do be weird.

>>82764388
*licks her eyeballs*

Feel tired af now. Might call it a day and go beddingtons. Cba to drink these brasseries x

Last night I watched a film on netflix Paul apostle of christ.made me emotional ppl getting unalived back in day fr following jesus xxxx

>>82764196
david duchovny is hot anyway (particularly in the x files) but i was surprised how pretty i found denise to be

lynch wrote her tastefully for a show from 1990

https://youtu.be/nBz6O4UewtI Steven universe 1 of the all time shows of all time To me in my Opinion not expecting that 4cyan incel nazis would understand But I seen every episode Nd the movie as well lapis is my fav.1 of ym.fav shows ever

There was lights that said Skoda..........lmao

>>82764459
Based n denisepilled

>>82764453
night night lad

>>82764527
Ahh ffs,that was shitter than I thought.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM

Had a few sad days earlier (Aug) with my stepdads and nanna's birthdays and my mum and stepdad's wedding anniversary. Now it's time for the 1 year after death mark. cat today (miss you briddles) 5 days will be a year to the date they moved house, day after will be a year to the date of my stepdad dying. Then funeral date, then a couple of weeks later will be the date my nanna died, a week or so after that will be a year since my lung collapsed, then of course, christmas eve the date of my nanna's funeral.
Songsortofrel, got to keep going, battle through whatever, DON'T GIVE IN, amarite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbRQgrOnErc

>>82764506

Not garn sleep yet de lid. Just garn watch some YouTubes on me laptop for a bit.

>>82764646
a love me some yutubes like, whatcha watchin, ald?!

>>82764646
fairy nuff lad
im off to bed

... Most of those 3 billion users are thirsty thirdie phoneposter jeetcel pooskins, followed closely by whores trying to sell feet pics, and then also a shitton of bots of course

And some of them, one would assume, are good people

>>82764652

Been watching some remote viewing conspiracy stuff lately de lid. I find it oddly relaxing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQi493YXj50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpwsZ4z0fvo

>>82764662

Night lid x

>>82751791
I dnt mean to re start a fight byt I was reading it.i agree wi what the anon said. But this is about holy spirit. By the way the verse u said begins like this."And I will ask the Father" Muslims don't call god father. They say u cant.Am i wrong? Byt furthermore. If you read the rest of that verse. "But the Comforter, the Holy Spirit, whom the Father will send in my name"
Some translations have "the comforter which is the holy spirit"
Thast John 14:26. Within the same verse ur referring to.
So with8n John 14 u jave jesus requesting the holy spirit frm the father that Muslims don't believe in. John 14 is a Heavily trinitarian verse besides anything else.
But ye it's not muhammad ....its ghe holy spirit. As jesus says
U see God the Father was responsible for creation. He sent god the son into the world to die for us nd then he sent god the holy spirit to help us believers.
We also have our holy mother Mary.x
So read the rest of John 14. Its very clear.
Hope that Makes sense friend n you find your way to the lord as ur very very lost at the moment. You are struggling against the path that all humans need to go until.they feel peace.
Thinking there is another way. There isn't.
Jesus is the only way n truth n life.
Do u understand nobody tries to debunk.islam or Buddhism or Hindu gods? Bc they're all fake. Everubody knows jesus is The Way. There is no other way 2 the father wxept thru him. Hope u get there.x

remote viewing fannies

im just finkin

listen wot if
>earliest versions of "AI" showed a tendency to go full hitler after talking to humans
>as AI has progressed the hitler vibe has progressed
>is AI x Hitler connected???
>are our governments now run by Nazi AIs which offer the most beneficial quickest solutions

Am.glad I went tonight. I was so anxious ahout it that I wanted to cancel byt it wasn't even bad I dare say I enjoyed it. None of the bad stuff I ws expecting happened.oh yesh.

Nd my wee cat ws waiting for me when I got back n_n

Mentally I am eating a wee cake frm greggs in autumn 2008 x

Oh ye j watched this film kpop demon hunters last night. V cute xx

Am attacked by lust demons xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sleepy time xxxzxxx

>>82764958

Night night crossy, don't let the aliens bite x

didn't realise how late it was 2bh, sort of really wanted a wank this eve but ive been very busy, cant really its too late, got to go beddington, I hear the lust demons call to me.

Spaffed again X

Watching some ASMR roleplays in beddingtons x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABdxZ5Y4I2U

I go sleeps now. Can barely keep me eyes open.

>>82762362
Kill yourself you fucking leftoid tranny.

>>82766130
Not very nice that mate.

Been trying to fall asleep for 4 hours. Pisstake man

>>82764712
The CIA did remote viewing in the late 80s to find the arc of the covenant is. Apparently it's somewhere in Ethiopia guarded by the nephilim underground in a vault after the woman found it she was kicked out. Very scary and very powerful stuff.

>>82766284
I just went to sleep because I was tired at 12 and now just woke up. It's going to be a long night for me.

Glad I didn't go to sleep now lads, held on for a couple more hours on the RP server, even helped the police swat team in a town, after they'd had a fight. Had 1 of the murrican lads say to his police mate that I was the shit, for helping guard things.
Oh yeah. Need to work on saying my backstory, I'll try it on the priests tomorrow.
Adding bits as I'm thinking desu. Nothing to mad, going to say I have amnesia, and can only remember the last 2 weeks (explains why I don't know the map). Going to add a few deetz, had known a father and his daughter, but we got ambushed, daughter killed, father couldn't handle it, and was going to kill himself, but I shot him instead, so he could go to heaven with his daughter.
Going to sleep now. Can't wait to get back n tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1BDGqIfm8U

Quick get high session, then wank time, then sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXrWrrRjDQ0
>>82766284
Get yourself some sleepy tea. Aldi sell a good one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whMzM7Xl538

Choons make muh spine tingle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDHiVsWwArQ

I was thinking about tomorrow, and what I'll be doing on dayz, and slightly fantasising about talking to the priests, and them talking to people in the town about m. And as I thought it, songrel cam on. It's not the best, but the synchronicity of what I was thinking, and the tune coming on. I'm on the right path.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNgCGvaiFWg

And a final bedtime choon. Nighty night lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqO3t9rp0U8

Fund it at once, i say X

what's the plan for today lads

>>82767654
Torn between a rock and a hard place. Don't know what game to play on at the moment.

>>82767757
Forgot to add I want to play Zelda majoras mask. But due to my autism I have to play the games in order so that means I have to play ocarina of time first then majoras mask. I have been ruminating on this for a few days now I will get around to it eventually.

morning laaa

>>82762013
Sitting at home for four years pissing and moaning about democrats and biden eagerly waiting for a chance to vote for a different geriatric peado.
Despite continuous bluster about "muh guns".

>>82767771
I would argue that majora's mask isn't really a sequel. It doesn't really follow on from ocarina, only using "searching for a missing friend" as an entry point for the story.

>>82768237
Thought Link was looking for navi after the events of ocarina of time?

Lost a lot of money in the last 12 hours

>>82768284
From what I remember and alluded to it barely plays a role in the story. (it has been a while and I was also trying to avoid spoilers)

>>82768294
Well you were warned about splurging it all on rent boys and vintage issues of the beano.

>>82766130
alright george

id be bitter too if i looked like that

he wants a fucking bet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avdeLTEgUEo

>>82768390
Video's deleted man

>>82768437
he said he's going to start betting on the horses again and helen will just have to accept it. He's had three years off he wants a good blowout

once a week on a saturday
well it's no different to having twenty quids worth of scratch cards is it?

Might go on the Fenethylline later

>>82768450
Don't understand why people gamble. You just end up losing money.

Fat mong with an alcohol dependence

Angry anon with a seethie post dependence

Sneezing non stop atm send help

>>82768689
SSM won't have sex with you if you defend him here

Spaffed once more, me X

>>82768728
Stop masturbating and seek Jesus.

The small canine faced many challenges throughout his life's journey. He often found himself alone, searching for comfort and companionship. His spirit remained unbroken despite experiencing numerous setbacks. Through perseverance, he discovered the true meaning of loyalty and devotion. Ultimately, his experiences shaped him into a resilient and lovable companion.

The Great Anal Acrobat from England's northernmost city

>>82769004
you dont need to announce yourself in here lad

Kind of tired but unable to fall asleep

ah a nice morning, think I'll boot up the project zomboid

>>82769084
Visit your family, clean your flat

how to see nsfw on pixiv?

>>82769087
ive already tidied it, just made the bed, sinks clean, bathrooms clean, living rooms clean, no laundry to do, seeing parentbergs next weekend

whoever called stephen fry a pedo yesterday can fuck right off, he one of our national treasures

>>82769180
He has a pedo twink husband.

never finished it but can confirm Majora's Mask is a better game than Ocarina of Time (a masterpiece? lol no).

wasn't any real connection besides "this is Link". you play A Link to the Past, he's just some lad living in a house with his uncle. you play Majora's Mask, he's just some lad wandering around the woods.

garn get Ship of Harkinian (for OoT) and 2Ship2Harkinian (for MM). would normally be anal about playing them N64-accurate. but nah, get them running in Windows. dead simple, just minor quality -of-life/technical fixes by default.

Britfeel is a pro paedophilia thread

we're far along enough in the Mario timeline that they should do one where Mario has no interest in rescuing Princess Toadstool any more, and instead goes for the now-late-teens Peach Jr.

>>82769220
as long as they don't hurt real kids, what's the problem?

>>82769229
Yes I agree, we need a more pragmatic approach when it comes to paedophilia.

Just give me a Mario VN where you play as Bowser with a harem of girls and lots of fucked up h scenes.

I've kept an open mind, I've tried 4chan on my phone. but Crossy said something like "aaaaaaaaaaaaaa" upthread (alloneword) and they haven't set that forced word wrap thing, so the page DOES have a horizontal scroll on a narrow aspect ratio.

how do phonefreaks live with this sort of thing??? that's LITERALLY a 90s/00s problem. summat trolls used to do, like bold bombing.

>>82769220
How do you know it's not one person spamming? ID's would help this, but the spammers make it seem like all anons don't want it.

Free yourself lads. Don't let the seethers dictate what you do.
Or keep doing this and have your threads hijacked.

>>82769251
Not him but I do a lot of samefagging myself so IDs would be a big no no for me

>>82769247
Don't know what you mean. Just download the Read Chan app de lid. Browser 4chan is shite.

FORCED_ANON was a mistake but FORCED_PSEUD is an even worse idea. unless they implement the whole ID:Heaven thing some boards do: you sageru (in the Polite Japanese Way) and you opt-out.

but we already have a mechanism for pseudonymity if you want it. just judge posts by their contents, stop treating everything like a grand conspiracy only IDs will unravel. you absolute nut.

Woffee time, is it not

>>82769265
don't want foreign machine codes running on my phone, lad. a web browser (Cromite) is more than enough for me.

>>82769279
I'm not saying ID's like names, like on other sites.
Just an ID like on /pol/ where you can trace the quality of an anons posts.

We all know it won't happen, and you lot won't move, as a lot of you enjoy being able to shit up the threads. It just be like that.

>>82769251
We won't be here for much longer so moving to an ID board is a bit pointless IMO. We will end up back on the soiteen site with the refugees from /brit/ and they'll start making /brit/ threads with IDs and the spammer(s) will continue to spam and be filtered.

>>82769281
Me? Rather have a jar.

>>82769281
cor. just had a frappe, me. three coffee cubes (one of those days), milk, teaspoon of cocoa powder, few drops of vanilla extract.
oh aye.

>>82769304
>We will end up back on the soiteen site
I won't be heading there, I saw how shit it is.

You lads do have port scanning blocked right?

Seriously, if you do go back there, OPSEC tae fuck pal, as the scots say.

>>82769303
what problem does that solve? people on those boards do go "oh it's ZxVj3 again" so they are effectively names.

i think it's usually pretty clear when you're having a discussion with the same poster (e.g. us now). anyone can jump in with "HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" and that's fine.

plenty of pseudonymous message boards on the internet, lad. hell if it's somewhere like Reddit it is essentially impossible to keep track of posters, it may as well not display usernames.

>>82769311
T. Alcoholic

no post today. no post tomorrow, either.

(>>82758491 was me btw)

>>82769336
If it doesn't matter, why did all spam stop when the threads moved to /bant/ a couple of times?
We have proof ID's stop spam, as the few times we jumped on /bant/, the spam stopped.
Can't say it doesn't work, when it clearly did. We saw it work.

whoa that 'regulars, draw in MS Paint' lad posted his game in a whole bunch of threads.

and it only took off in two of them, here and 'take it easy'. poor guy.

>>82769381
Did he post his own drawing and tunes, or was it the same as on here?

>>82769373
go post on /bant/, then. it'll attract a better class of posters, right?

me? happy with /britfeel/ as-is. no need to change it. one day they'll do some terrible thing like add .webms and .mp4s with sound.

honestly, i hope 4chan bans Twitter/Reddit/TikTok reposts site-wide. yeah that's a restriction of freedumz rather than opening things up, but i promise you lads, the site would IMMEDIATELY improve.

>>82769388
just the text.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/%22Regular%20or%20notable%20posters%22/
evading the algorithm, even.

cute idea. some good results over in /tie/ (and they seem like the types) so i hope he's satisfied. and also banned.

the important thing is, we have more artistes than the biofems, the cutters, and the momcesters.

he really missed a trick by not posting it in /r9gay/. i bet the gays would have loved that one ;__;

Tempted to start drinking soonish but have relatives coming over later

going purely off the times, text, and choonz, i genuinely can't even make an educated guess.

e.g. i assume Deliverylad is a metalhead, piss girl wouldn't be posting that early, HHL just wouldn't bother.

who the FUCK is the Grateful Dead poster?

reveal thyselves.

Slice of Life anime with vague yuri vibes where they all have petite bodies.

I played that game
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82750048/#82758720
Did I win any prizes?

>>82769392
Need to see what happens with the murrican KOSA, 4chins might be B&. Can't refuse the orders if they are coming from its own country.
Only time will tell.
>it'll attract a better class of posters, right?
I never said that, I said it would make spammers not post, then it would allow the quality that is already here to be more visable. There are high quality posters here, as well as mid and low (I'd put me in low). It's not about attracting quality posters, we have them. It's about letting them show that, and not having shit dumped on the thread.

Picrel is from this https://crestresearch.ac.uk/resources/mining-the-chans/
It's real, gubbermint funded. You don't think they've been operating in here? It isn't just /pol/. Site wide, and also on other chans.

But hey, that sand looks nice, let's bury our heads in it, amarite.

>>82769433
Fuck off nonce mong

>>82769433
Lollers, you're still alive. Did you see about RMS? P sad desu.

>>82769448
I wrote you on the discords if that is you mate?
I can't believe it, he's gone. Who would have guessed he was in such a bad way, all the smiles and laughter was a mask to hide his pain and broken heart.

>>82769438
4chan doesn't get spam any more. maybe you're 2new but there used to be literal spam. all that suicide girls shit in every. fucking. thread.

glad they avoided a CAPTCHA for as long as they did, i can see how it's a necessary evil. if there's legit rule-breaking spam, report it. if you just mean bad posts, can't you ignore them? or engage, sometimes you'll have a GOOD TIME. part of the fun IMO.

is Richard Stallman dead? I was NOT informed ;_;

Fed up of our glowing agencies trying to use extremist wording, and push anons in to thinking a certain way.
Shame on you. You aren't protecting anything other than men who rape children.

Your time will come.
>>82769467
Yes it does. It doesn't get "flooded" really, but spam is prevelant.
Quit trying ad hominem tactics. You can't argue against my point, so decide to try and attack my character.
Fuck off, go whinge about not getting your ket delivered, or something.

>>82769465
I don't use discord, lad. Never have.

>>82769465
it is mad how much men will supress emotions. Nothing is good really, bitch cry and moan, or hold it in and self destruct.
>>82769481
You're not me. Why act like you are trying to pretend to be the person he is responding to?

waiting for the flood of "not glad he's dead, but i'm glad he's gone" blog posts.

Stallman really was a dinosaur. hope the OPEN SOURCE movement can move on without GNU/'free software'. all the cool kids moved on to free as in freedom, non-GPL licences anyway.

>>82769480
I didn't get my ket delivered.

just had a letter, probably the DWP. need to ask for a mandatory consideration. it's all so exhausting.

getting a bit bored of 4chan, only really do britfeel now, after 13 years pol got boring, britpol is boring, most of the boards are meh and I just do a quick scrool of adv, lit, his, somtimes /k/ and /x/ in the morning, never bother with outer r9k and this place doesn't move that fast nowadays, used to post for ages, I do like britfeel though.

>>82769490
Yeah, this is very true. I like how RMS brother had a a link to CALM in his video about RMS.
I feel more should be done to support men in preventing suicide.
>>82769490
>Why act like you are trying to pretend to be the person he is responding to?
Attention I would say, very sad the things some men will do for attention or maybe it's a women, that would make more sense.

>>82769501
same way pre-/pol/ you'd graduate from the nonsense of /b/, i think the hobby boards remain the best. it's not so relevant to my interests now, but /tg/ male cool shit and have good discussions. if you're into cooking or guns, /ck/ and /k/ are decent judging by a quick lurk.

it's why i find all the "infamous alt-right website, 4chan" stuff ridiculous. the WHOLE site? people discussing retro games and drawing oekaki? wut.

>>82769530
bit noncey that picture you attached ngl

>>82769467
Remember the red box spam? Man that was a good fucking trick, /b/ was unusable for ages.

>>82769536
NTA but, it's a child holding a teddy. Stop sexualising children. The sexualisation of that image, is in your head, you wrongun ya.

Lollers know any good loli VNs?

>>82769535
Everyone on plebbit still genuinely believes 4chan is the evil pedo hacker site, it's so tiresome.

I used to really like X but maybe that's just because I was young, now every post seems to be legit schizoposting and it's kind of depressing.

just asking nonces for nonce material recommendations.

don't worry though, i'm trying to catch them out.

Ponytail and linux

>>82769605
Anonymity and obsession.

>>82769585
even on that Bluesky there was a thread about something innocuous like that some trend had originated from 4chan, and there were all these replies from actual grown-up artists (so with actual reputations/creative output behind them), all competing about how it's LITERALLY from 4CHAN.

actually made me sad. guys, it's a fucking message board. i'm sure there's heinous shit on your Bluesky site, somewhere.

>>82769609
Fat and balding

weird one is Something Awful because now all the middle-aged goons are all progressive and 'anti-transphobic' but they were the ones joining my Counter-Strike server with names like [SA]KillAllNiggers spraying their goatses and grenades calling me a faggot.

i needed therapy for years.

>>82769621
Seethe and spamming.

>hey guys i've been reading this thread and i have to admit, i think some of the transgender activism is a bit overzealous.
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What's for lunch de lads? Me? Left over chinese

force feeding R- a CIB copy of mr bones for the sega saturn then fingering her in the disableds at the happy valley racecourse

Modern anime barely has any loli fanservice. Blame Crunchyroll I reckon.

Any lads here playing Battlefield 6? How is it?

>>82769643
HHL is I think

>>82769642
USC 1466A in the US.
Coroners and Justice Act 2009 s. 62 in the UK.

covers drawings, imaginary children, they've specifically gone after 'manga illustrations' in both jurisdictions. i don't fully agree, but the US-based distributors have to consider that. and in turn, so do the Japanese creators. it is a global market now.

>>82769643
hhl seems to like it >>82763493

>>82769654
Loli JAV is very easily accessible anyway. Very silly.

>>82769661
would rather it NOT exist but if it's already there, fuck knows.

if there are Manga-Exclusive Child-Attracted Adults (MECAAs) then fine. if they go onto the real stuff, NOT fine. creating the REAL stuff, or harming real kids, actively bad, go to prison IMO (just vibes).

>>82769669
The JAV is completely legal, it's usually actresses that look really petite and they play it up. Don't think it would be legal in America but it's a nice thing that they can't really regulate can they?
The real insidious stuff is on doujinshi websites where they don't even try to hide that the characters are kids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltdgSEPPCZs

poor lad. his mangas were basically the equivalent of the 70s comic Love Is...

they only nicked him because he was a bit different.

>>82769669
>>82769674
>nonces doing mental gymnastics to avoid the fact they are massive kiddie fiddlers

Fuckin hell lids

Fuck off with that nonce talk. I understand that britfeelers aren't the creme de la creme of society but nonces is where I draw the line. Fuck off.

Curry so good eating it with knife and fork is wasted.

We're talking NONCE SENSE.

>>82769674
there was that more 'grounded' manga (maybe a doujinshi) where two otaku lads are into their loli shit, so they decide to go abducting kids for real.

think it was explicit but it was also really fucking grim. i will defend it on ARTISTIC GROUNDS.

>>82769702
Me? Not a big fan of curry. Prefer british food like toad in the hole.

>>82769690
for me, it's litterers.

how fucking hard is it to just carry your rubbish, even if there are no bins for ages? if it's a crisp packet or something, scrunch it up. your pocket will be safe from crumbs.

>>82769711
Sounds interesting got a name?

don't like this trend of 'this is how INDIANS REALLY EAT!' webms tbqh.

mostly because the food itself usually looks fine. don't care if they're eating it off the floor or summat. i want the food.

You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you are a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer.

I don't do VNs and I don't have porn on my lappy or any HDD. I would bet I'm one of the most vanilla lads here when it comes to degeneracy.
Have a word with yourselves, lads.

Can barely even keep an erection nowadays. Maybe I should get a cock ring.

>>82769723
That image proves your words wrong there de lid.

>>82769719
can't remember, been something like 15 years since i read it.

wouldn't even know how to find it nowadays, maybe ask /d/ or /r/, otakus kidnap girls. maybe that's a whole genre, who knows.

I feel the need, the need to DOSS.
Been working on my backstory for the character. Getting into this, it's quite fun. I've not been on long enough to be killed multiple times, so the novelty may wear off, but so far so good.

Got a few min to wait for server restart, so I'll work on the story (briefly)

Let's fucken go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8QQhre07Zc

Reporting you lads to the police.

replayed this a few weeks ago and i DID use the de-censor patch. in two minds about it.

think i've just gotten older tbqh. it's all fiction, but a pure-text novel can be grim. that Chuck Palahniuk's 'Guts' story, about people mutilating their genitals. somewhat wince-inducing.

>>82769759
Not illegal to be a handsome quick witted chap is it? They can't arrest me for that, surely?

>>82769717
>litterers.
Dont give a shit about that at all me

I'd rather watch thicc mature MILFS shag of-age young looking boys

>>82769765
Why didn't you just buy it on JAST instead of Steam? Most Steam VNs require an 18+ patch.

>>82769723
Can you just fuck off? Nobody wants you here

i believe Big Doss Man !//v9NCOWeA is the REAL Big Doss Man, tbqh. i know it would take ages to brute force someone else's vanity tripcode, but that just leads me to believe someone has forced it out of him.
would you ever trust someone who uses the wrong PGP key, then goes "oops"? you could never trust them again.

>friend keeps telling me how much of good little wagie he is
>"I start work at 3am and work to at least 5pm "
>"I make X amount just in overtime"
>"I do this and i do that"
>"Oh your job? its not good enough for me"
>"ONLY 45-50 hours anon? haha thats part time"

This silly cunt always forgets he got the sack from my current job for being a lazy useless piece of shit , he also somehow doesnt have a pot to piss in even with all these 70+ hour weeks and all this apparent money

Once hes done tooting his own trumpet i generally come off with something along the lines of "yeah thats great n all but getting up at 2:30am and working to 5pm is grim as all fuck for piss poor wages (this makes him really mad)

I work roughly 8-9 months a year full time and this makes wagies seethe all the time

>"So whuddya do over christmas anon?"
>"Do you have another job?"

No, i just neet it out with some savings and i dont have to go out in the freezing cold to stand in a fucking field all day helping dig irrigation ditches in the dead of fucking winter tbqfh

>>82769776
Love how this is okay in American porn but young looking girls aren't. Some of these little boy actors put me right off, they look weird and make goofy faces.

>>82769788
What are you going to do about it, upset lad?

>>82769795
Nothing I'll continue wanking to JAV like a true patrician.

>>82769780
i didn't buy it at all, lad.

i'm grateful for a proper translation, but i did just play the fan translation back in the day. so it feels like the cat's out of the bag as far as piracy goes, with that one.

(fuck selling the de-censor patch FOR the Steam version as a separate product on JAST's site though. that's absurd.)

>Touhou games are officially released in the West, now
okay coo-
>you need the Steam DRM/malware program installed just to play them
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>82769802
Not really JASTs fault is it? Blame Steam for that one. Be happy they sell a patch. The Muv Luv patch has to be sought out on VNDB.

>>82769787
When he wakes up at 50 and says "what the fuck have i been doing every day of my life" he'll be real happy surely

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, lads.
*sips*

>>82769809
i think it's their decision to sell it, tbqh. fair enough if it has to be hosted elsewhere. just make it a free download, people have bought the game.

for that HuniePop you just needed to throw in an empty file called ".decensor_game" and there you go. if they can't include the assets on Steam, i doubt a few image files in a patch are going to cost them much in web hosting.

went over this with our Crosslad but back in the day there was that Fuwanovel site, goal was to package up VNs + translations and make it as ez as humanly possible. the /jp/ elitists slated the lass doing it, but it was a lovely goal.

pirates gonna pirate, but i wonder if there's an alternative form of monetisation they could use. not even joking, i would voluntarily chuck that Cave Story a guy a fiver for the original freeware Cave Story, if i knew it went directly to him in Japan. and yet i'd never pay for those Nicalis remakes.

>>82769799
Like a true nonce you mean

PayPal donate buttons probably didn't do much. but Patreon actually took off. imagine some decentralised Patreon, cor.

rms had a good idea:
https://stallman.org/articles/internet-sharing-license.en.html

everything is 'free' to view without ads, but a levy goes to your ISP that gets distributed to people who make shit for the internet. scales up on a curve, so Mr Beast still gets his millions, but indie artiste can earn a living on the lower end, too.

we all hate the licence fee and yet everyone subscribes to Netflix and Spotify.

>>82769833
Ironically im making a coffee rn

me? drinking an Ironic Bru rn.

maybe people will object to internet communism. don't want THEIR money going to these daft YouTubers, do they? but paying for Disney+, it their choice.

me? want some reduction on my council tax for not owning a car. but unironically. majority of council budgets go to road/transport infrastructure. of course that benefits us all, deliveries and that, but in that case give deliverylads some relief. personal-car-owners (aka satanists) famously get pissy whenever you try to charge/tax them for anything.

child tax credit? WHERE'S MY 'CHILDLESS' TAX CREDIT? i will never know the feel of looking into my sprog's eyes.

Im back from being in space from THCP, I still havent landed yet.

How can I describe it, its like taking THC on a drip, its slow, and then it builds. It's like you get hit with wave after wave of OOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT at its peak - you'll suddenly be reading a sentence or find yourself focusing on something and youll be locked in more then usual. Thoughts snap together like a focused paranoid high. At the peaks you'll be drinking a volumonous amount of water. A warm glow will fill around your eyes and cheeks.

Do I reccomend it? Not unless you know how to navigate too much THC.Otherwise you might panic yourself and be asking yourself when will it end, if it'll ever end. It's certainly something you should plan ahead before doing, have it fall into two days. It's 24 hours later and I feel like I'm only just coming in to land and I probably still have 6 hours to go.

>>82769849
Not me de lad, I use yt music vanced for free and stremio with a private debrid that costs me like 30 bong a year. I am a very special boy thank you for nooticing.

>>82769891
Me? Prefer pregabalin.

>>82769884
Big part of council income is parking fines. Be funny if they gave a council tax discount for non car owners, its like non car owners cant stop winning.

>Own a car
>Taxed by the local council due to fines
>Dont own a car
>Get a special lil discount

>>82769899
which debrid do you use, lad? in my experience a lot of 'direct' download (ree) lads are thankfully jumping ship to MEGA, Pixeldrain, and the like, which aren't too bad.

always wonder why some open source types never made a proper alternative to JDownloader. it's so fucking terrible, but the only thing that does what it does.

NewPipe with the YouTube Music search is surprisingly fine if you just want Not-Spotify on your nightwalks. for all the yt-dlp shit that keeps breaking, NewPipe always just werks.

>>82769808
I have then all on stream. I like having it says how long I played it. I dont have any steam pals so nobody else sees that. Jst for my own reference xxxx

>>82764111
The image that made me take up spelunking.

>>82769901
for all the stuff that is essential and NEEDS to be handled by councils/the public sector (would like water included again tbqh) i'd be quite happy if they could siphon the money from somewhere that isn't affecting everyday lads.

dunno where, though. 'tax the rich' and all that commie stuff, fine. but i also DO want businesses to do well. if the big chains are priced out of running a high street shop (whether it's private rents, some tax, whatever) what the hell chance does anyone have? ;__;

copy that episode of The Simpsons where they shoot the Radioactive Man film. they keep doing Batman flicks in Scotland, rinse the fuckers until you can afford a new leisure centre.

you either make a Tim-Burton-tier film
or
you build Glasgow a new library.

it's THAT simple.

People perhaps are starting to relise that the spigot that funded our and maintained all the essential services in the entire system up until the mid 90's has been heavily diverted to propping up newcomers into the country.

Did the things now time for a bit of BF6 then jumping on Fortnite later to grind out that Fortnitemares with the voluntary work lids. Ordering a wizza tonight too so get in. Dunno about watching the England game, might just fuck that off.

>>82769940
maybe, but i also fundamentally dislike that my local water company is ultimately owned by a Hong Kong multinational.

not even like you can go elsewhere, for your water. that's it. it's them.

>>82764111
Bro why is it called that. What the fx. X

>>82769942
Mental to think youre 40 soon

>>82769944
I agree, and furthermore, after looking into securing my own water supply seperate from the foreign owned water company it turns out that you need a liscence for ANY water removal from a Mainland waterway.
Iirc even farmers are sometimes turned down to do that should the waterways authority deem it necessary.
The fannying around to remove water and dispose of it is even more intertrwined with legal jargon.
I'd say 70% of my water bill is standing charges.

Just a little test postings! Woah!

Woah! Blocked that bacon!

>>82769957
Non-missionary sex is "edgy" to those people just like "killing kittens" as a phrase is.
I missed a golden opportunity years ago to shag some very wealthy totty in London when i was doing removals. Lads in the van afterwards said she was gagging for me but i was too focussed on carrying a giant fuckoff photocopying machine on my own to notice. She was my type too but i thought she was after some proper rough stuff and wouldn't be interested in me.
Everyone laughed when i explained and they said "Mate, to girls like that we are the "rough stuff""
Yeah anyway, the rich are ... different.

Works for me capitan haha

>>82769972
cor this is some medieval stuff. drainage and all that.

i mean the one option is gathering your own water and that (similar to solar panels, i suppose) but then yeah, what do you do about e.g. sewerage? composting toilet, maybe, but how are you getting rid of the water? fly-tipping barrels?

the infrastructure is fine, most people CANNOT live self-sufficiently/innawoods, so get these companies British, by the British, for the British. might as well.

>"have you played the latest vidya slop anon??"

No, im not paying nearly 750 quid for the latest console (+ membership + the game + whatever fucking else) for it to be compete fucking bollocks like everything else

More Destiny 2 PvP for me.

>>82769957
don't worry crosslad i think 'killing kittens' is a euphemism that comes from this pure ancient meme.

>>82769942
englel play tuesday de lid

They assaulting him for filming at the end of the video. Don't know why people get all upset about it to be honest. There is nothing you can do if you are filmed and posted online. Just the times we live in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0fbPrUafoo

>>82769909
Real-debrid de lid, easy peasy lemon squeezy

Corr reading about the Killing Kittens sex club, mumsnet is all over it.

It's basically for upper class folks with a bit of cash to burn. Doesn't seem like an affordability issue for women though.

To imagine outside my dingy boxroom are mansions of rich wankers sucking and fucking.
I'll have to check out the lower class alternatives apparently theres more open cheaper sex clubs around.

>>82770122
what's Mumsnet's take on the whole thing, lad?

as female women, are they all for sex work, or mad against it? i could see that one go either way (although i'd assume the latter)

>>82770018
I should just build one of those giant glass bubbles that has plants in it and can stay sealed for hundreds of years, as long as it gets sunlight and night time everything stays alive, i'll just grease and screw the lid shut with me inside.

terrarium

>>82770122
I joined a FB group going on social outings.
Couldn't afford to go on the three day trips they were taking every month.
They kicked me out of the group for not going, fucking middle class middle aged women getting revenge on any man they can. Vile.

>>82770136
if you end up with excess water, make automated water cannons to fend off the inevitable bureaucrats lad.

like that bloke who shot the local councillor live on telly, for not giving him planning permission. but a bit less murder-y.

>>82770122
luisa zissman used to be part of that

>>82770156
Fair point, I'll put it on wheels and just have a solar motor to get me around when they come.
Probably try and charge me for that too.

>>82770135
Mumsnet are up for it lad!

>>82770148
It's for mostly rich men, from what I can tell. The women who cant afford to go just go with a man that can, you also have to go as a couple. No single men allowed! So usually its a fella w/ cash looking for some pretty dame to secure his place inside.

https://metro.co.uk/video/moment-albert-dryden-shoots-man-dead-live-bbc-1764604/

it's wild how blase they were about this guy. but you watch the full video and read all the shit that led up to it, they should have just let the bloke build his nutter bunker.

anyone remember trigger happy tv?

>>82770182
>Mumsnet are up for it lad!
corrr. are these the RIGHT TYPE of prozzies?

don't get the 'feminist' objection to sleazy gentleman's clubs, whether they're classy or scummy. seems like everyone involved agrees to it.

>>82770200
aye, was good.

the bloke did Twitch during lockdown. one of those weird things, seeing a popular telly person with a few hundred viewers on the internet (although, the reverse never seems to happen either).

>>82770189
Their worlds are full of rules, day in day out, nmissionary sex only mon-fri, doggystyle only at easter and their birthday.
It's like the Matrix, they cannot think outside the systems they were brought up in and now live in.
When a lone guy tells them to get fucked they all gang up and mock him, then he shoots one of them for violating his dignity on his land, the cheeky cunts, and then they are horrified...
"We bullied this man and then he fought back, how could this happen to us!!!???" because theyve been told to rollover and beg when "Authority" tell them to do X.
This is why Starmer and his Gestapo have such a big stick up their arses, more an more people are telling him to fuck himself and he's going mental.
or something like that.

>>82770207
You wait lad once I make my fortune in crypto I'll be taking all the lads in the thread to killing kittens.
Just have to sort out a britfeel x mumsnet agreement.

imagine if Ant & Dec started doing Twitch streams. "alreet it's us and we'll be playing some of that Supa Mario Brothas like"

2,000 people would turn up to go "wow it's Ant & Dec off the telly" and then move on with their lives.

>>82770236
I'd rather a trip to the north pole than watch some middle-class live porn show and you just know a tranny will be performing to warm up the crowd. No, ty.

>>82770235
i'm fine with rules like say if this guy hit a pipeline or something, but from what i can tell, he was in the middle of nowhere.

of course you start making exceptions and chancers will go "hmm then what about ME, if i do THIS?" and i think that's fair. like how court cases set precedents, or auditors COULD have some genuine point stress-testing the system in a way.

too much of it goes into rules/systems for their own sake, though, rather than the initial spirit behind those rules. you could resurrect the people who originated them and go, "what do you think of THIS particular case?" and they'd go, "the fuck? i proposed we banned X because it caused Y problem. this isn't causing Y problem, yous are just being daft."

>>82770235
Systems are in place to help us out to be honest lad, if there is a better way of doing things we're always trying to progressively work towards that.
The system protects you too, you just gotta talk and figure these things out. Dismantling and rebuilding often leads to the same stepped path and ultimately costs more money.

>>82763591
a grand would get you something decent, the newest AAA isn't worth playing you can play older games on 240hz +

>>82770267
>>82770271
Fair points about rules existing for a reason.
Digging a hole and putting a dwelling in it isn't reason enough to turn up with 20 blokes and a digger.
Private armies are illegal in the UK. If he'd had 20 fellas with him none of that would have happened. It's what travellers do, turn up in numbers and the law shits itself and does it's slow paperwork, there's no filming, mocking because a brick will come out of nowhere, then another.
Anyway, by the time in this case the paperwork is there for more heavy handed methods the travellers have moved 1km down the road.
If the shooter had access to the internet there would have been 50 crusty jugglers waiting for the police.

Fuck me feels like it should be much later than it is.

Incredibly tired but its my sprog's birthday so the whole family is here

>>82770300
>Digging a hole and putting a dwelling in it isn't reason enough to turn up with 20 blokes and a digger.
just cracks me up because it really is like the start of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

we moan about bureaucracy in Britain but all that paperwork serves a purpose. i've benefited from ombudsmen and tribunals and all that. wish it DIDN'T come to that but i'm GLAD they're ultimately there.

quite funny if some (often misguided) grassroots social justice warriors are your weapon against it. "oh we'll change our decision on that one, it's bad optics now that people with placards are here."

>>82770432
I agree but it's not the jugglers at the site that change things, it's the jugglers standing outside the planning officers kids school that tend to make people think again.
But having the bodies there in the first place would have helped.

Schizophrenia levels off the charts today, take your meds lads, you'll feel better

Were going to see Kosovo like horrors in this country before 2030

>>82770460
Kosovo is nice nowadays

Just had a few brasseries in that communal garden me. Lush weather out there today. Garn down shop for a few more now x

>>82770441
in an ideal world they'd just follow their own rules so letter-writing WOULD work.

i mean it has for me but even if you bluntly go
>under this black-and-white text, you're meant to do X. you have not done X. please do X.
companies and politicians and all sorts will find snaky ways around it.

maybe e.g. a school reverses a stupid policy because all the parents kick off, and that's lovely. but you also get blatant mass oppositions to e.g. the Online Safety Act, and what the fuck else can you do?

wondering when the first 'violent revolution is inevitable' shit will kick off. the 4chan Man in that comic book was right that governments should be scared of their people.

Booting up CS 1.6 to play some custom servers. Nostalgic mate

>>82770480
i know it's not prison but are there not rules on this one, lad?

tried to rent a bedsit in the early 2010s back when 'No DSS' was allowed. the landlord lived on-site and you weren't allowed in the communal kitchens after midnight. i said oh no problem, i'll get my own fridge + cooker in the room. he said that wasn't allowed. and he wouldn't be tolerating drunkenness, parties, drugs. went pure mental at a bloke smoking weed again while he was showing me round.

>>82770491
cor. get on them cs_surf maps lad. could never figure those fuckers out, me.

>>82770480
With Steve? We need to know more about him.

got that senna en route.

>>82770540
Whats that? Looks like a female product

cor i'm the next stop. wonder if they'll bring it up or i'll have to go down for it.

also got 24 cans of Irn Bru Xtra. left them on the Amazon subscribe & save when what i could REALLY do with is some Diet Coke.

>>82770563
laxative lad, listening to >>82761133's advice.

just heard a knock at the door so hopefully they've just left it outside my flat. will give it 5.

>>82770584
Shouldnt be legal to buy such stuff only imo

Uncfeel moment

>>82770619
>>82770619
>>82770619
>>82770619
i love to sound of waves

that's two sennas down the hatch. nice taste to them tbqh, bit like licorice. if it wasn't for the laxative effects, think these would make nice sweets.

how long before anything happens? it says NOTHING on the leaflet about how long they take. even says to take them at bedtime, what if you wake up needing to empty your bowels? what if you have a flight or a wedding the next day?

>>82762148
Fix your country

>>82768144
Sounds like a burger, why u think imma burger? Fix your country