Thread 82762831

Celebrating the dullness of celebration kind of night.

Damn, if I wasn't a blindass I'd prob would've been ''life is butiful at 7 yo'' but probs not because Slav father's putting the fear of god in me since the day of my unplanned birth.

>be me some years ago
>need to find sum documents in a big box of them
>accidentally find my parents marriage certificate or whatever is called
>they actually got married like just after I was conceived or born or something
Made too much sense desu cause my mom too autistic to actually get roped into child rearing with a plan ahead. I rember on some outing my aunt or someffin was axing my parents when I was gedding a sibling cause I was the somewhat unusual case of spoiled onlychild and my parents were like ''lol lmao never.'' This niqqa is quite ennuff.

I think white people call it a ''shotgun wedding.'' Which, I geddit, not nearly as rude as the stuff lots of discordniqqas have gone through, but my papa was just insanely mean to me when I could remember it the least. Years later granny was like ''You still twitch when you hear his voice'' and am like ''Huh?'' Also ''You wanted mom to talk to you, but she wouldn't, so you stopped.'' and am like ''I never bothered anyan for attention, whatchu mean???''

This boy yapping, meanwhile Discord bakas unlocking how they got raped at 5yo sigh I am not slick.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cyY3SZDvat4
Sadge. ;( I want to cook for a shy femcel instead of ungretaeful familie.

Bringing a desert dust femcel to a moist northern climate, making her realize it was all she needed to shine...

Btw pin me a gooner all you want, my anxious ahh woukld be worried about her pleasure the whole time btw.