Thread 82764982

My Wife made me choc chip pancakes for breakfast
(Picrel is the first of the batch)

OP W

>>82764982 (OP)
why does it seem like most women can not cook?

>>82764982 (OP)
The first one is always the fuckiest one. Enjoy opie, looks good.

Tell her she needs to add some baking powder to her batter

>>82765009
No. Its a family recipe. Our pancakes are wide and thin. Not small and fat. You American pancakes are what we call "piklets"

>>82765040
I prefer the thinner ones too. Much nicer and more versatile imo

>>82765045
Based.
Here is Pancake 2, with an Earl Grey for good measure

>>82764982 (OP)
why are the pancakes in the batter?

>>82765082
Looking delish

>>82765150
What?
Bro what?

>>82765082
>>82764982 (OP)
This is what happened

>op asks wife for chocolate chip pancakes
>she says ok
>makes pancakes
>without chocolate chips
>op tells wife "i wanted chocolate chip pancakes"
>she goes "ok"
>grabs a handful of chocolate chips from the bag
>throws them on the pancake
>"nothing personnel"

>>82765207
i mean why arent the chocolate chips in the batter

>>82765238
Being married is a con. This is exactly what happened.

>>82764982 (OP)
that's a fucking retarded pancake. like she tried to make it both those thick american pancake and some kind of crepe but all you got was an overcooked piece of crust...
can that bitch flip it a bit earlier. keep it nice and soft

>>82765238
From my wife
>he sounds like the kind of guy who thinks you are supposed to put the chips in the batter instead of putting them on after and letting them melt. If you put them in the batter you end up with burnt choc chips

>>82765379
No. Its meant to look like that. Its a family recipe

>>82765238
The heat of the pancake cooks the chocolate.

>>82765434
but it taste better that way...

>>82765479
You like burnt choc chips?

>>82765449
i wouldn't even feed that to my dog
get out

>>82764982 (OP)
Would you like some cooking advice for her OP

>>82765522
>be me
>get choc chip pancakes cooked in salted butter nmmade for me
>be you
>get nothing

>>82765556
Sure why not.
Are you a femanon?

>>82765514
y-yes....i like crunchy choc chips

>>82765595
Kinda sounds like a preference thing instead of her cooking.
I hare burnt choc chips.

>>82765578
>be me
>able to have as many pancakes as i want just the way i want them
>be you
>have nagging wife that can't cook and gets mad if you don't like her food
OOF

>>82765639
From her
>I'd just be sad if you didn't like my food. I just wanna make you happy

Btw,
Your
>>able to have as many pancakes as i want just the way i want them
Sounds like a roastie when she says
>I can do what I want whenever I want, i am VERY happy without kids or a man!
>*chugs antidepressants*

>>82765594
Depends if they want me to be one
But you clearly like crispy thin pancakes
Studding them doesn't really work with choco chips its like studded ham with cloves its surface level flavor
Her recipe is probably fine the method isa the issue
Best idea is to make her thin batter and warm up the chips and gently work it into the batter and cook it as she does it will be worlds of difference since the choco flavour works in tandem with whatever recipe shes using

>>82765701
does she shave? does she do anal? does she swallow cum and piss? does she cum quick? how often do u fuck? do you throatfuck her? can you rape her right now? post her nudes

>>82765704
Her response
>he likes the choc chips on top. When I put them in the batter they burn and he doesn't like that.

Btw you totally picked it. It is a family recipe that is very old, so it has always been made with honey on top. Not choc chips. The choc chips are her touch. But the recipe wasn't made with them in mind.

>>82765716
*redditor voice*
asking the real questions!

>>82765716
>does she shave?
Yes. Used to shave her pussy too, but I have had her grow out her bush
>does she do anal?
I have a foreskin so I have no interest in doing anal.
>does she swallow cum and piss?
Yes. Though we don't do piss stuff.
>does she cum quick?
Ehh. So so.
>how often do u fuck? Once every 4ish days or so.
>do you throatfuck her?
Yes. But she is very toothy (small mouth)
>can you rape her right now?
Uhh. I guess?
>post her nudes
Picrel is I gave her bra size to gpt and grok and got both to find me a model with her exact bra size. So this bitch looks like my wife's titties.

>>82765866
do you fuck her while asleep? do you beat her? is she tight? does she beg to be raped? was she virgin before you? how was your first time fucking? when was the last time? why not fuck her right now? Call her over and rape her

>>82765866
>I have a foreskin so I have no interest in doing anal.

where does this idea come from
if anything having a foreskin would be better for anal no?

>>82764982 (OP)
thats a crepe

>>82766175
You are fat merican

>>82766050
>do you fuck her while asleep?
No because I'd be asleep
> do you beat her?
No
>is she tight?
She's snug.
>does she beg to be raped?
No
>was she virgin before you?
Yes
>how was your first time fucking?
Terrible actually. I was on a day without sleep and was too tired.

>when was the last time?
Sunday
> why not fuck her right now?
Son is awake.
>Call her over and rape her
I squeezed her bum

>>82766097
>where does this idea come from
if anything having a foreskin would be better for anal no?
No.

>>82766581
but this is just a meme tho

>>82766712
......did They mutilate your willy, fren?

>>82766574
you sound like a low test cuck

>>82767087
You sound like a lower t cuck

>>82766799
no i still have it.........

>>82767739
I am happy for youu fellow foreskin haver

>>82767249
does she know you browse on here or are you saying you're talking to friends online or something

>>82765514
Or... Add them at the end so they don't burn...

how do you have a wife

>>82768111
he does not have a wife. he is an autist with a waifu. also, checked.

>>82768032
She knows. She reads these threads with me. A few days ago an anon said the table was too dirty so she cleaned it like crarazy and started using a tablecloth

>>82768111
Step 1. I found a cutie
Step2. Married her
Step 3. Pancakes