Thread 82765539

I see threads where people ask incels what they'd do if they were Stacey but 99% of women will never be her.

Let's say you, anonymousmoid#203, wake up as a Becky. You're cute enough to get male attention but you aren't going to be living off your looks. You won't be making a fortune on OF. You have to be smarter than that. So, what do you do?

>>82765539 (OP)
do exactly what im doing except make a throne and have my university tuition and rent paid off and collect foidbuxx
its not my fault you guys are failing life on easymode

>>82765539 (OP)
>So, what do you do?
Do whatever my sister is doing

>>82765551

Who is going to pay your tuition? And rent?

>>82765562
A findom simp on r9k
I will domesticate him

>>82765539 (OP)
go outside and make friends and live a normal life

>>82765539 (OP)
Do what no woman can comprehend:

Not be whore

That would be weird I'd probably kms immediately to try and wake up from whatever matrix glitch was happening

>>82765598

I remember that guy, he was the Serb with a pet tiger who was fighting in the 90s. Saw a documentary about it a couple years ago.

>>82765571

>Gets magically thrown into a radically different life.
>Immediately seeks out a dysfunctional relationship.

Sorry anon but this sounds questionable.

>>82765539 (OP)
shave body, shower, brush hair, cute makeup, cute outfit, gay bar
I'd love to be a cute little lesbian

>>82765718

What if you're straight?

>>82765711
It's not my fault you're retarded, there's people in these threads who are begging for females to let them give money to them. That's the different between you and me, if I was born in the body of a becky I would still be a stacy because I have the soul of a winner. Meanwhile, you will rot in every timeline you inhabit because you have the soul of a loser.

>>82765539 (OP)
>implying cosplay as a becky wouldnt make you stacy

>>82765598
The sad reality is that if I became a Becky, i would become a gigawhore. Getting any attention will probably fry my brain.

>>82765762
men are disgusting, why would I start liking something gross just because I became a becky?

I dont think most moids could last 1 month as a Becky. They'd be begging to get switched back as soon as they realize how structurally enforced patriarchy impacts one's inner emotions and how American culture uses micro-judgements to counter-signal female desires.

>>82765856

You've just been magically "ka-girled" and you are saying its impossible for your sexuality to have changed to?

>>82765647
He was Arkan, leader of Arkan's Tigers

He was actually one of the more effective and well organized Serb armies (Between the VRS, and JNA), being able to win a wide majority of battles. His army also prevented the capture of Republika Srpska, and is why it is still it's own entity today.

>>82765780
>if I became a Becky, i would become a gigawhore.
>Getting any attention will probably fry my brain.
But why? If you were a foid, why not just stay a virgin and find a decent husband and not go to hell?

>>82765886
no, I'm saying that becoming a female wouldn't automatically make me wanna fuck gross things

>>82765916
>But why? If you were a foid, why not just stay a virgin and find a decent husband and not go to hell

A lot of incels would get addicted to the attention they'd receive and not have the moral fiber to be a virgin.

Also, thanks for the facts on Arkan. Quite fascinating.

>>82765539 (OP)
Play with my boobs and jiggle the hell out of them

>>82765919

Women don't think of men as gross, they want to hook up with men because they think of them as handsome. If you were a woman there is like a 95% chance you'd start crushing on guys.

>>82765991

And after that when you have bills to pay?

>>82765539 (OP)
idk, am I the same age and height/weight, has the timeline shifted to have considered me to always be a girl, etc

there are a lot of variables here that would inform my next step

>>82766006
I like girls now, so my preferences wouldn't change unless the magic changing my biological sex would be changing my preferences too
but from the prompt itself; I would be a lesbian

>>82765539 (OP)
There is such thing as a Becky. Any woman under 30 can make bank on OF so long as they are not fat and do their makeup and hair.

>>82766021

Timeline has shifted, you get to pick 5 people who remember the old you, you are a 6 to 7 out of 10, cute but nothing special. You are 5'4" and 115 lbs. You are now physically 25 years old but will retain your current degree of mental agency.

>>82766065

>Any woman under 30 can make bank on OF so long as they are not fat and do their makeup and hair.

Tell me you are an American without telling me you are an American.

make friends with a stacy obviously. then i live the stacy life on the cheap.

>>82765963
>incels would get addicted to the attention they'd receive and not have the moral fiber to be a virgin.
True. I don't understand it as much as some want virgin tradwives and don't meet the standards that actual virgin tradwives would want. I blame this mostly to the abandonment of Christianity in America and most of the Western world.
>thanks for the facts on Arkan. Quite fascinating.
Yeah. He didn't do much of the war crimes, that was mostly the VRS and Skorpioni IIRC. Picrel is VRS (Republika Srpska Army)

>>82766079
>6 to 7 out of 10
>cute but nothing special
>You are 5'4" and 115 lbs
>physically 25 years old but will retain your current degree of mental agency.
Again, I'd remain pure and marry a good fella

>>82766094

Why would Stacey want to be friends with a girl who presumably has no clue how be a girl and very little shared interests?

>>82765539 (OP)
become a twitch streamer and instantly become rich thanks to simps who think i'm their looksmatch

I would use my body to give free sex to all incels. As I once knew their pain I could not live with myself if I ignored them.

>>82766122
what do you want me to say? i wield the 5 chads of literature in my apartment for support?

>>82766006
Find a job live within my means and make sure I still get enough boob time

>>82765916
Because I'm a gigacoomer and have an extremely high libido. I wanna try out all the shit I couldn't do as a khhv retard.
Also there's a chance I might end up getting a shitty husband and that would suck having to raise his kids.

Get fucking railed obviously. Wtf?

>>82765539 (OP)
Masturbate, probably by rubbing my crotch against a pillow once I get bored of my fingers.
If the tales about female orgasms being longer and more intense are true, I would be found dead three days later due to dehydration.

>>82765539 (OP)
Try to find an average looking guy that's a virgin and decently successful and get him to marry me so I can be a SAHM.

>>82766134
They would just call you a tranny and refuse.
>>82766093
Well in America the bar is that low.

>>82766220
>They would just call you a tranny and refuse.
Only fakecels would which is fine since I don't want them anyway

>>82766168
>I wanna try out all the shit I couldn't do as a khhv retard.
There are less sinful ways to supplement that, and you will decimate your chances of finding anyone but a man whore to even be in a remotely serious relationship with.
>Also there's a chance I might end up getting a shitty husband and that would suck having to raise his kids.
That would kinda suck, but being a whore would be a million times worse

>>82766220
>They would just call you a tranny and refuse

Why would they call anon a tranny? It's a magic scenario, he's going to have a real female body and XX chromosomes.

become a true neet without any guilt. women can have the luxury of being kids forever and living of their parents way easier than men.

>>82766230
I think being nearly 30 as a khhv has destroyed my ability to love. It's such an abstract concept to me. There's a reason why the happiest couples marry young.

>>82766230

Most of the people on r9k are pribabky never going to embrace sexual morality, Serbanon. They can intellectually understand it but they just wont try to implement it in their own lives. Theyre too lazy.

>>82766339

Thats still not an excuse to be a degen. You have to choose inner nobility.

>>82766079
I'll try to resist gooning out while I do a braindump of everything that I learned while being a guy for almost 50 years, and try to train an AI on my old personality before it disappears into my new one. then I goon the fuck out. after I recover my sanity, hopefully I can leverage my prior experiences as a moid, my newfound beckyness, and some of my connections to become an influencer in male-dominated spaces/hobbies and start some businesses. if that doesn't take off I can probably go back to being a corpie and get promoted up the chain quickly enough. it's also likely that now that I'm getting positive attention from the opposite sex I turn into a total fucking slut and ruin my life

>>82766262
Whenever I point out that my breasts are real I get told that they're not because I took hormones to grow them. So I don't see why growing them by waving a wand would change anything. The fundamental opposition to trans people's validity is that they weren't born as such. Conservatives were unwilling to date trans people even back when they accepted that the treatments did change our sex (remember it used to be called a "sex change" in the 60s?). They'd say "I'm not interested because she used to be a man". Now it's "I'm not interested because she is a man". So yes, incels would just move the goalposts once more if the magic wand existed.

>>82766423

You can't fully change sex though. Transwomen don't produce eggs, menstruate, or carry babies. Many trans people are also clearly high in severe BPD traits. There are reasons why people see transwomen as different from cis women (and I don't mean that in a rude or insulting away).

>So yes, incels would just move the goalposts once more if the magic wand existed.

I doubt most of them would care if she had female DNA and it was magic.

>>82766423
nigga come on
we're talking about a magical hypothetical scenario
not using hormones to alter your body

>>82766339
>nearly 30 as a khhv
You're still in your (granted late) twenties, you aren't all gone
>destroyed my ability to love
God loves you

>>82766352
>Most of the people on r9k are pribabky never going to embrace sexual morality
That's what I don't get about most here. If we didn't abandon Christianity, and those who claimed to be Christians were actually Christians, we wouldn't have such a fucked up and promiscuous society

>>82766485
>You can't fully change sex though
This is correct. You can change secondary sex characteristics (breast/hair growth, fat distribution, voice if FtM) but not primary (egg/sperm production). This exemplifies my point. Someone born with secondary but not primary female sex characteristics is assigned female at birth and considered intersex by society. Whereas someone who deliberately changes their secondary sex characteristics is considered still 100% male by conservatives. This is the whole argument to defend those athletes Caster Semenya and that Algerian boxer. They basically had the same biology as a trans person (XY chromosomes and mixed organs/appearance) but because they were born that way it "didn't count"

>>82766394

By far the most thought out response so far.

>I do a braindump of everything that I learned while being a guy for almost 50 years, and try to train an AI on my old personality before it disappears into my new one.

The concept of a slow personality death / merge is actually sort of frightening when you think about it.

>after I recover my sanity, hopefully I can leverage my prior experiences as a moid, my newfound beckyness, and some of my connections to become an influencer in male-dominated spaces/hobbies and start some businesses.

You could easily do what Pearl Davis does. Just be the woman who gives men redpilled dating advice and they're going to pay through the nose to watch you.

>if that doesn't take off I can probably go back to being a corpie and get promoted up the chain quickly enough.

That might actually be harder than expected in current economy.

>it's also likely that now that I'm getting positive attention from the opposite sex I turn into a total fucking slut and ruin my life

How can you be near 50 and still not have sexual discipline?

>>82765539 (OP)
>be 15-18
>finish highschool without dating at all, reject everyone
>maybe have a few friendzoned childhood friends
>be 19-22
>study STEM subject at university
>observe other STEM autists in their natural habitat
Traits you want:
5-7/10, BMI<29, height>5'10, good hygene, shy, introvert, KHHV, never in a relationship, never asked out a girl, at least 21yo, acceptable grades, acceptable work ethic, pursuing STEM degree, shared interests, shared moral code, good personality (has never bullied anyone, isn't an asshole, likes animals, etc), good vibe, good gut-feeling, could realistically become your best friend personality wise
>some of those are simple observables, for others you have to get to know them a bit
>to get to know them a bit simply spend time with them, a "heeeeeyyy! can you help me with this math problem pleeeease? :3" works wonders, you're a female, you play the social game of live on easy mode.
>After you've identified a target who matches all the above mentioned traits and through spending time with him he's been successfully friendzoned and he has a crush on you
(this is usually again pretty easy unless he's gay or something, He's a KHHV in his 20's who never got attention from girls and now a girl is giving him attention)
>after prolonged observation while in close contact in deep platonic friendzone (basically best friends at this point), you identify him as husbando candidate
>now the plan is simple, as again, you play all social aspects of life on easy mode as a foid unless you're really really ugly.
>walk up to him and say "Hey! You! I have unilaterally decided that you are my BF now. Resistance is futile and your acquiescence is not required. Prepare to plan our first date or face the consequences!"
>congrats, you have now a fully devoted actually nice person who loves you, thinks you're the best thing that ever happened, a literal angel decended from heaven to save his KHHV ass from Inceldom

>>82766584
>be 23-25
>do cute date stuff with future husbando, little gifts, romantic walks, hugging and emotionally supporting each other
>but nothing below the belt, you're both pure virgins and want to wait for marriage (just make that clear from the start, he'll probably just accept and think thats normal)
>make sure he focuses on his studies and finishes a good degree
>and he knows its his duty to put in the work, get an acceptable job that can build a future with you and feed a family of 4 with you being a SAHM taking care of the kids.
>once he graduates and gets a job and earns money (at least 50k a year with his good stem degree I hope, more is better obviously, but 50k should be fine)
>move in together (small 1-2 bedroom apartment, cheap AF)
>get engaged
>cheap AF rent, cheap AF groceries, no expensive vacations, no $50 doordash, only limited "fun" money
>make enough money to get a downpayment on a single family home
>this should at most take 3-4 years, if you're unlucky or have student debt to manage first or something you might have to work full time too to make it, otherwise work part time and help your husbando with his work-life balance so he can work harder (do all household chores, dont stress him, cook him meals and emotionally support him, tell him you value his hard work and contribution and remind him that you're building a family together etc)
>get married (no expensive ceremony unless your parents or inlaws pay or something, just get the fcking certificate and a silver ring for $100 tops)
>have sex
>buy single family home
>be 26-33
>try for kids
>once you get preggo you quit your job and be SAHM while he earns the income
>make 2 or 3 little ones
>enjoy caring for your loving family who values you in your white picket fence home rather than wageslaving for greedy corporation
>be 34-45
>the older the kids get, the more free time you have, they go to school etc, you just NEET and support your hubby
>be 46+
>send kids to college, retire, neet

>you wake up as woman
>>>/lgbt/

>>82766568
>The concept of a slow personality death / merge is actually sort of frightening when you think about it
yeah, and it would absolutely happen due to changes in brain structure/chemistry, physical changes, and because of how different my interfacing with the world would be. honestly I'd go fucking hard into fitness just to be able to retain even a quarter of the strength I have now
>Just be the woman who gives men redpilled dating advice
I don't think I would go that route, because I still wouldn't have the experience to make it sound authentic. more likely it would be AI/tech/cars or something along those lines, or maybe become a political grifter like shoe or venti or the other bitches. there's no particular reason I couldn't do all of it if I get lucky, turn into Jill Rogan lel
>How can you be near 50 and still not have sexual discipline?
for me as I am now, it's easy because I don't have hormones screaming at me to fuck, and also because I don't get romantic/sexual attention from women nor have I ever. but then I become a 25 year old woman, presumably I'm still straight, my brain is getting absolutely slammed by horny hormones again, my frontal lobe is less developed, and now I'm getting positive attention from men. it's really unfamiliar territory and I can't say that I have much confidence that I wouldn't fuck it up. I would absolutely keep myself away from situations where I could fuck up, so would abstain from booze and whatnot. 25 extra years on the good side of 50 is a big gift, messing that up would be tragic

>>82765539 (OP)
Roid up.

>>82766627

Its a legit question, not necessarily an lgbt one.

>>82766726

You'd want to be a damn pooner?

>>82766816
it is troon shit, it belongs on >>>/lgbt/

>>82765539 (OP)
do porn and end up dead in a dumpster/ addicted to crack within a year. either that or get really fat and start collecting cats and a numale husband who i have a dead bedroom with.

>>82766860
>get really fat and start collecting cats and a numale husband who i have a dead bedroom with.

Shoot for the moon because if you fall you might land on a star and all that...

>>82766829

I've seen threads like this in r9k for years. They've always existed. As for the troon aspect, it's debatable what belongs and what doesn't.

>>82767016
>spam always existed
you don't say
Fuck off to your containment board >>>/lgbt/

>>82766969
dead in a dumpster is still the most realistic outcome

>>82766715

It honestly surprises me that more nerdy, high IQ girls dont turn into tech & political grifters. There's a huge audience for it but most just aren't interested in pursuing it.

>25 extra years on the good side of 50 is a big gift, messing that up would be tragic

Could a near 50 year old who is suddenly young again relate to modern youth? Or would that cause its own issues. I imagine in such a scenario that one would end up drawn to people who are exceptionally mature / intelligent for their age. Or perhaps those who are in their 30s.

>>82765539 (OP)
find some man to marry and impregnate me, obviously

>>82765539 (OP)
>Let's say you, anonymousmoid#203, wake up as a Becky. You're cute enough to get male attention but you aren't going to be living off your looks
why not? she is.

>>82766584
>walk up to him and say "Hey! You! I have unilaterally decided that you are my BF now. Resistance is futile and your acquiescence is not required. Prepare to plan our first date or face the consequences!"

Anon, I think a lot of men would find it a bit strange if a woman acted like this. Aspiegirls exist and a lot of them are careful not to show too much interest in guys because they've been told (often quite brutally) that their straightforwardness is weird. Girls who are too blunt get stereotypes as "the weird girl."

>>82767264
I wouldn't pay a fucking dime

>>82767264

She probably has a main job and does that as a side hustle. Most girls on OF make very little money. Its a skewed industry where the top 5% make most of the money.

I knew a girl way hotter than snagletoothmcgee over there and her OF only made her like $300 per month. She was pissed off about it lol.

>>82767303
your slut friends $300/mo put her as one of the top creators too, most bitches lose money on it once you account for outfits and makeup and all that shit they spend money on

>>82765539 (OP)
>living off your looks
find any one of the millions of desperate nice guys out there who have never seen a pussy irl, have sex with him and then live off his generosity. it really is that simple

>>82767307

What do you do all day while your man is at work?

>>82767285
normie men who have regular interactions with women, have been in relationships before or at least think they've been the object of someones attraction before? Maybe.

But a shy nerdy introvert KHHV in his 20's that never really got any attention from the opposite sex having a somewhat cute looking friendly femoid who herself was never in a relationship pull that on him?
Nah, they are totally defenseless. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

>>82767303
>I knew a girl way hotter than snagletoothmcgee over there and her OF only made her like $300 per month. She was pissed off about it lol.
Did she just upload mirror selfies she usually sent to guys on Tinder then just sat back thinking money would roll in with no advertising or marketing? That's how I imagine most of the girls do, no research, no plan. Only women could be so stupid to not figure out how to get money from men over the internet

>>82767344

The real question is - when do you tell your best friend x boyfriend you used to be an incel who got magically transformed? A lot of guys would be pissed off if they had no idea and you kept that a secret until after getting hitched.

>>82767363

She started off with selfies, then started posting vids of herself with her mulatto boyfriend. Then she started ranting about racism on FB when White dudes didnt want to watch her interracial porn. She was a very crazy foid, but everyone at my school sort of had a soft spot for her. Eventually we all started to defriend her on social media.

>>82767385
so she was just hoping all the guys at her school would sub? that was the plan? lel

>>82767411

She also sold vape juice for a while. Gotta respect fembot hustles.

>>82767445
>She also sold vape juice for a while. Gotta respect fembot hustles.
see this is why there are OnlyFans guy managers now. Most girls don't even know how to make money out of their own porn. They have been so coddled their entire life they can't even start using some common sense or critical thinking or put themselves in horny mens shoes. It's just "I flash tits, money will rain from sky" like 5 yr olds

>>82765539 (OP)
I love youuuu rebeccaaaaa

>>82765539 (OP)
isn't becky still a 5/10 foid
i'll take it god i wish i were a girl

>>82765539 (OP)
I'd be the fat friend who cock blocks everyone and cat fishes dudes wherever they lurk to make myself feel better.

If I can't have sex that isn't gross then I'm going to terrorize everyone else.

>>82767526

Becky is typically a bit cuter than average, essentially the equivalent of a male Brad, but not super memorable. Kristen Stewart (before full blown dyke and drug use phase) was a Becky. Basically she's the girl next door. Can look cute if she tries, but def not a Kate Upton or Sofia Vergara type.

>>82765539 (OP)
bro kristen stewart literally made a living off of her looks
no way would she be cast as bella if she was a 4/10
if i were her i'd marry some actor or politician and live a life of luxury

>>82767660

KStew was cuter than average, but nothing amazing. Walk around Malibu and you'll see way hotter girls working at the coffee shops. That's also why she got cast as Bella. The character is meant to be a self-insert fantasy for teen girls. They're weren't going to cast a super hot girl for that.

And she still could have married a rich, powerful dude but she ruined her reputation by cheating on Robert Pattinson with some 40 year old Englishman.

>>82765539 (OP)
Go about my day enjoying a massive life upgrade. Enjoy being treated like a human in everyday social interactions. Enjoy employers ripping my arm off to employ me as a qualified foid. Enjoy the fact that all of society caters to my comfort and happiness.

There'd be a lot of enjoyment anon.

>>82767563
that's just a stacy stated differently

>>82767828

Stacy is above Becky, she is exceptional and not the girl next door. The Air Force even did threat assessments on incel memes rofl

>>82767856
I swear half of the retarded response of institutions is just that boomers are so incredibly stupid and out of touch.

>>82767808

You'd also have to deal with:

>women being catty to you
>female social situations
>getting hit on by guys you do not like
>greater emotionality

>>82767915

You dont understand anon, the real threat to democracy are guys who don't get any pussy. Bill Clinton told me it so it has to be true.

>>82765539 (OP)
This is the AGP tranny thread. Immediate suicide would be in order. This is wrong.

>>82768634

I'm not agp and I think it's an interesting thread.

>Immediate suicide would be in order.

If I were to wake up as the opposite sex my thought process would be, "huh, something seemingly impossible just happened, better figure out how that happened." Killing yourself because you turned into a girl is a pussy move.

>>82768137
Women are already mean to me
Having social situations is a step up
Rejecting people isnt hard
Being allowed to have emotions sounds nice