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Anonymous No.82768778 [Report] >>82769019 >>82769055 >>82769062 >>82769161 >>82769176 >>82769184 >>82769189 >>82769232
>be me 25
>meet a girl outside the entrance of a library
>she instantly wants to date me
>always leaves hearts and texts me
>natural blonde hair, blue eyes, freckles (pic related)
>turned 18 two weeks before we met, virgin
>first year college student studying law
>always willing to cuddle, kiss and do whatever I want to do, always shows interest

why does this happen? no 6/10 ever gave me this much confirmation and lack of bitching
Anonymous No.82768792 [Report]
you should commit suicide due to being a pathetic lonely pitysperg that nobody wants to be friends with (for the most obvious of reasons)

seek what belongs to you or handle life the way it is, like being used by others for being an available useful idiot so others can make a lot of money for example
Anonymous No.82769019 [Report]
>>82768778 (OP)
The black man that took my wife's virginity still lives with us. I suck his cock to this very day!
Anonymous No.82769055 [Report]
>>82768778 (OP)
does she shave? does she do anal? does she swallow cum and piss? how often do u fuck? how quick does she cum? do you beat her? do you rape her in her sleep?
Anonymous No.82769062 [Report]
>>82768778 (OP)
why ask why just enjoy it you humblebragging nigger
Anonymous No.82769161 [Report]
>>82768778 (OP)
she did all that with me when she was in high school
Anonymous No.82769163 [Report]
Good for you anon. Don't get greedy and start thinking about "if I can pull this girl, what other girls could I get"? Just cherish this one and love her forever. You must have good hygiene and fashion sense. I think that's one of the biggest things that "incels" overlook, in that they think women should want to fuck them even though they're dirty and wear stupid clothes.
Anonymous No.82769176 [Report]
>>82768778 (OP)
This is the worse place to share your success. Dont listen to all the brainrotted people in here. Im pretty sure she loves you! You know, even if you dont believe me, looks aren't everything. Make sure to treat her right and good luck!
Anonymous No.82769184 [Report]
>>82768778 (OP)
your lucky anon
Anonymous No.82769189 [Report]
>>82768778 (OP)
You were normal all along, you just imagined women not liking you because you post on 4chan and this place is the single most harmful thing you can do to your odds of dating women.. Now leave and pretend like you were never here.
Anonymous No.82769232 [Report]
>>82768778 (OP)
>>first year college student studying law
>first year
>studying law
nice larp faggot