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Be honest self proclaimed "incels" when was the last time you earnestly approached a woman?
Anonymous No.82769100 [Report] >>82769389 >>82770532
Never. My 4 inch penis makes it a fruitless endeavor so why bother?
Anonymous No.82769101 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
Probably in highschool..
I fucked escorts instead
Anonymous No.82769104 [Report] >>82769157
I often am the one who gets approached

En anders is het wel een oerkreet om te broeden
In de vorm van subtiliteit (mensen met autisme hebben hier een speciale bril voor nodig)
Anonymous No.82769110 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
Six months ago. Now, hang yourself.
Anonymous No.82769114 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
why would I approach girls that don't play videogames or are fun to talk to?
Anonymous No.82769155 [Report]
Never.
I've never downloaded a dating app.
I've never asked a woman out.
I've never initiated any flirting or touching.
It's always been one way.
Anonymous No.82769157 [Report] >>82770541
Never have, never will. Funnily enough, I have been rejected despite this.

>>82769104
Fuck you, my Firefox asked if I wanted to translate this page and I said NO
Anonymous No.82769160 [Report] >>82769389 >>82772430
i have a wife so other women may as well not exist
Anonymous No.82769310 [Report] >>82769389
>>82769094 (OP)
Why would I do that when they approach me?
Anonymous No.82769318 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
18 years ago and got rejected
I've only been with women that approached me
Anonymous No.82769389 [Report] >>82769420
>>82769100
>>82769160
>>82769310
>>>self proclaimed "incels"
Anonymous No.82769398 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
i dated my last woman in 2019. i fuck men now. im also not really apart of the self proclaimed incels, as i consider myself neither incel nor normie. but some cursed thing in the middle.
Anonymous No.82769420 [Report]
>>82769389
I'm an incel because I'm broke
Can barely afford meals for myself
>they approach me
>i notice the signals
>either ignore them or play dumb
But me playing dumb makes them want me more because now they think I'm some kinda himbo
Anonymous No.82769435 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
I have too many genetic diseases that make me a bad partner and a bad father. I just don't see a point of being with a woman, when their entire body is dedicated to reproduction and I can only produce defective children.

Maybe in my next life things will be better? I hope so..
Anonymous No.82769436 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
Like 2018
necrotic !z0gTFRhQ5g No.82769447 [Report] >>82772444
>>82769094 (OP)
I've approached them lots of times, never worked out. Why the fuck would they pick some 34 year old bald telemarketer over a 25 year old Chad?
Anonymous No.82769452 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
women approach me because i'm an alt baddie

but then they often turn out to be really weird/cringe or have rape allegations
Anonymous No.82769596 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
For the billionth time, they do not fucking want us to approach. Many of us are wise to this now, and don't want the cops called on them.
Though foids have stared at me a couple of times a decade, if they never speak to me, and don't make their interest clear, then I can never escalate.
Foids asking guys out, or making it easy for a guy to hook up with them is like shooting fish in a barrel. But they won't do shit for non-Chads.
Anonymous No.82769637 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
Define earnestly.
Anonymous No.82769656 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
Of all the times I approached a women I don't even one assumed it could have been sexual, they treat me like a 12 year old flirting with his teacher. I'm sure some primal chemical switch flips in their brain to protect their uterus from my disgusting seed.

I've approached women and seem them making out with another man 15 minutes later. You can only take it so many times.
Anonymous No.82769867 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
I do not approach women at all. I do not want to deal with their politics. I do not want to deal with their entitlement. I do not want to deal with their double standards. I do not want to deal with their childishness. I do not want to deal with them expecting equality and preferential treatment at the same time.

I do not care.
Anonymous No.82769910 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
She stuffed at least two whole rolls of TP into her bra, lel. It's very practical, especially when going on a hike when one hears the call of nature in the middle of the sticks.
Anonymous No.82769919 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
Let me put it this way, I know a Chad who approaches women in bars/clubs. He's 6'1'', hits the gym daily and takes roids, has a handsome face and you can see some women kinda losing their composure around him. He also has a pretty good STEM job, like me.
You'd expect this guy to have a pretty good success rate when approaching women. However, he told me that around 8 out of 10 women reject him on the spot and the other 2 usually expect him to keep texting first and do most of the effort in getting to know them after the initial approach. Even he is jaded about the whole thing and said he hasn't been doing it as often recently.
It's interesting how we agree on how shit women are these days, despite coming from different angles. He's approached and interacted with many women and has no trouble doing so. I've never approached, have only had limited interactions with women and I'm kinda scared of them. And yet we both have the same complaints about women and both have no interest in ever marrying or having kids.
Anonymous No.82770052 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
There's a very cute, friendly girl in uni. I've already exchanged some small jokes with her (nothing much). I'm gonna introduce myself and in the following weeks/months I'm gonna try asking her out.
Anonymous No.82770073 [Report]
Why would I approach any woman when I know that she is an std ridden, baggage carrying entitled mess?
Anonymous No.82770080 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
I am inside my own head thinking of the dumbest shit all day long so I might be off putting to most people in general. also I have avoided women because they scare me
Anonymous No.82770179 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
I think you don't quite understand the incel, my friend
Anonymous No.82770486 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
Several years ago.
>Got told I was ugly and to fuck off permanently
I've improved my appearance since then but I'm not doing that shit again
Anonymous No.82770528 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
Two days ago. We're going to a nice coffee shop on Wednesday.
Anonymous No.82770532 [Report] >>82770937
>>82769100
Bro same, holy fuck. What makes things worse is that I am black. Every time I genuinely consider talking to women I remember I am dicklet and just do not bother lol
Anonymous No.82770541 [Report] >>82771107
>>82769157
>I have been rejected despite this.
How? lol
Anonymous No.82770621 [Report] >>82773657
>>82769094 (OP)
Never you dumb bitch, you do not understand how attraction works and how online dating ruined the society.
Anonymous No.82770821 [Report] >>82772376
>>82769094 (OP)
Wow she's so pretty I was hoping she was gonna do a strapon reveal
Anonymous No.82770908 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
Chad never has to approach and gets raped by Stacies for existing, so why should I try?
Anonymous No.82770937 [Report] >>82774231
>>82770532
Bro my tiny penis has made girls moan.
Anonymous No.82770950 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
Like 8 years ago in school. I was 17 and invited the girl I had a crush on to join us in the nerd computer room lol. I asked her whole friend group who were just about to leave. She rejected the offer and I was glad I asked, despite having been a bit too anxious and uncomfy while asking it.
She unironically later was a coal burner after leaving her boyfriend, so there goes that, I was blessed by the heavens.
Since then, I haven't approached women.

I'm 100% certain if we find each other, soulmate and me, it will just organically happen and be like a dream. This forced shit is not for me. I focus on my life.
Anonymous No.82771101 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
Never approached a single woman in my life
I've been approached like twice in high school
Been approached a few times on the street and once at an old job
Friend's girlfriend's friend wanted them to setup a date with me once, I declined
Still a KHHV
Anonymous No.82771107 [Report]
>>82770541
Sometimes I'll be in a conversation where people who say would date, someone asked a girl if they would date me and she burst out laughing.
Other times where I try to organise something and the girls would refuse to give me their contact. So I have to communicate with them via an intermediary.
Idk, I think women hate me.
Anonymous No.82771503 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
In nature there would have been no need to approach a female. My ancestors didn't have to so why would I? I'm literally just not made for actions like that.
Anonymous No.82771520 [Report]
How would I approach a woman? I never leave the house.
Anonymous No.82771606 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
I have never spoken to a woman I wasn't related to or worked in the same office as.
Anonymous No.82771609 [Report] >>82771865 >>82772407 >>82772547
>>82769094 (OP)
About a week ago
>Be me
>Walking around mall with friends
>Go into Spencers because my buddy wanted this gay rhinestone belt from there
>See cashier
>She's my type, and a little younger than me too
>Friends hype me up
>Decide I'll small talk, and if she seems into it, ask for her number
>Walk up
>"Good afternoon"
>No reaction, as she looks right at me
>"You like working here?"
>No reaction, still staring at me blankly
>"Yeah, y'know, I always imagined it'd be rough working here with all the teenagers coming in and messing with the sex toys?"
>No reaction, still staring at me blankly
>"Alright, have a good one then"
>No reaction, still staring at me blankly as I walk straight out of the store
Anonymous No.82771729 [Report]
Like eight years ago, in college there was a girl in our group project group who was acting friendly with me, touching my thigh and shit like that. I asked if she wanted to go get coffee, she got a "what the fuck" surprised sort of look on her face and awkwardly said "yeah!", then called it off later over text. I guess she was just touchy-feely and I misread the signals.
Anonymous No.82771865 [Report]
>>82771609
That's just the zoomer stare.
Anonymous No.82772254 [Report]
Never because I have empathy and don't want to embarrass/insult a girl I'm interested in
Anonymous No.82772376 [Report]
>>82770821
this is hot, if I had a strapon gf I'd want her to have a normal, cute dildo instead of those monstrosity dragon ones
Anonymous No.82772389 [Report]
never. what would i say to them?
Anonymous No.82772407 [Report]
>>82771609
What a fucking cunt lol
Anonymous No.82772430 [Report]
>>82769160
Beta AF. You are not supposed to make the collar even tighter.
Anonymous No.82772444 [Report]
>>82769447
Just say you are 25 and get a hairpiece, what's the problem.
Anonymous No.82772535 [Report] >>82772560
>>82769094 (OP)
Most women are out with friends, which makes even passing by them a hazard.
Anonymous No.82772546 [Report] >>82773268
>>82769094 (OP)
what's her name? yandex and google reveal nothing
Anonymous No.82772547 [Report]
>>82771609
I would too stare blankly if a lard ass started flirting with me.
Anonymous No.82772560 [Report]
>>82772535
what are you afraid a bunch of foids are gonna beat y ou up?
Anonymous No.82772721 [Report] >>82772786
>Just talk to her bro!
Anonymous No.82772786 [Report] >>82774256
>>82772721
What terrible writing. Who would even buy this shit?
Anonymous No.82773268 [Report] >>82773600
>>82772546
Mikah Lynn
Anonymous No.82773600 [Report]
>>82773268
>Mikah Lynn
thank you, coomer brother
Anonymous No.82773657 [Report] >>82774221
>>82770621
Kek is that an actual game? I would love to play that
Anonymous No.82773701 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
Im a 3/10, dude. Shit ain't happening and I'm likely to get zero approaches. My only move left is to start giving off picrel's vibe and bank on this incredibly small niche (minus the illegal parts)
Anonymous No.82773728 [Report]
Approached? Does telling a girl that her hair is pretty count? She smiled said thanks and kept walking.
Anonymous No.82774221 [Report]
>>82773657
It's True Love
Anonymous No.82774231 [Report]
>>82770937
>made girls moan.
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.82774256 [Report]
>>82772786
>Who would even buy this shit?
That's the neat part...
Anonymous No.82774275 [Report]
used to chat with women i worked with, afterwards realizing i was a creepy sperg bothering them
Anonymous No.82774293 [Report]
>>82769094 (OP)
when i begged my girlfriend to come back to me while she was sucking tyrone's cock like a vacuum