Thread 82769985

This chubby goth girl on Tinder basically asked me to come over and fuck her. She was the only girl who ever really didn't just ghost me after 7+ years of being on the site. I freak out, get over to her house asap. Actually kiss a girl for once but it's super awkward. I can't stop shaking because to me this was always something that wasn't real and was just in my porn now there's this girl here wanting to have sex with me. My anxiety is super obvious. She even pets me on the head like a dog trying to calm me down because I'm paralyzed with anxiety. And then she tries to put the condom on and fails because I'm uncircumcised. We just laugh and I go home. I'm pretty sure back then I fumbled the only girl who ever thought I was hot by being autistic and freaked out.

>>82769985 (OP)
It takes two to tango. She fucked up just as badly

You hyperfocused on yourself.

She sperged out just as much. Who the fuck other than an autistic sperg Pat's other people on the head like a dog. Retard can't even put on a condom correctly.

She didn't want to kiss using tongues or let me lick her puss or anything so I was really confused as to what to do. I am a virgin but before that was a kiss less never really even talked to girls virgin so I assumed girls liked that but when I mentioned it or tried to use my tongue during the kiss she kinda freaked out

>>82770142
i hate that shit. like idc if you're self conscious about your ugly pussy, i'm self conscious about my weiner too, let me get in there.
i have no idea how being uncut makes a condom hard to put on as im cut, but it sounds like she could've done a bit more to help out. if you got that far once, you can do it again!

>>82770142
You sound like you need someone to hold your hand and I'm not going to hold your hand. Good luck bud

You should know your limitations, maybe try and see a movie with a girl and be relaxed. You knew you were freaked out well before you got there and you tried forcing yourself through something you didn't really want.

>>82769985 (OP)
>couldn't put a condom on
>because uncircumcised
that isn't how foreskins work. You can still put a condom on if you have a foreskin

>>82769985 (OP)
Of course you're going to sperg if it's your first time and you barely know the person. Why not hang out first? Jumping right into sex is for people who've already had sex hundreds of times. Do you go up on stage and start playing a concert if you've never touched a piano before? No, you don't. Go hang out with her, see a movie, eat some food, etc. Get to know her, get comfortable, then do it. Ya fuckin mong.

>>82770249
>>82770173
I never wanted to actually date cuz I'm too autistic and don't have any interest in a relationship I just wanted to have sex once before I died desu

>>82770329
>too autistic to talk to a woman but not too autistic to expose my body and fuck her
Makes no sense but okay anon.

>>82770405
This can definitely be a real thing

>>82769985 (OP)
F. You poor bastard. This is why I escortceled a couple of times a year, from 21-31.
That said, you're lucky as fuck that you got a foid from an app who didn't pussy out. My 'chances' all flaked before sex was possible.

>>82770645
Yeah she was the one who asked me to come over so still technically I never asked a girl myself. I guess she thought I looked nice appearance wise but in person my mega sperg personality came through. She kept giggling and saying I was so awkward or weird

>>82769985 (OP)
She sounds very sweet, I don't think she minded that you were anxious. Now, while I don't agree with infant circumcision, I am afraid you may be one of those people who gets super black pilled about it and exaggerates the negatives, causing you to be very very sad about it. Like you said you couldn't put a condom on because you're circumcised...

>>82771035
She tried to put the condom on me and couldn't. i think it's a bit weird that circumcision exists but it's not something that was colored by this experience

>>82771043
Why didn't you just put it on yourself at that point?

>>82770329
>Teehee, I'm so autistic!!! Wowow I could never commit to a relationship uwu I'm just too shy hmph- um I could totally like fuck stacy though, that's finnne
Absolutely disgusting moid behaviour. That woman sounded sweet, literally pet you on the head to soothe you... who tf does that? And you were just wanting to pump and dump her.
I hope you never reached out to her again, she dodged a bullet.

These are the same people who hate women by the way. Kikes.

>>82770450
>this can like totally be a thing teehee
Only for men... apparently.

If you said this as a woman on this site, you'd get shit on by shabbos goyim endlessly.

>>82771057
JFL, Total Foid Death get off my board bitch.

>>82771054
I don't know how >>82771057
We still talk about anime and shit on occasion, yes she is a very nice person. Also don't accuse me of hating women nigga I literally do not