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Anonymous No.82770630 >>82770744 >>82770787 >>82770801 >>82770811 >>82770836 >>82770846 >>82770907 >>82770969 >>82771349 >>82771701 >>82772325 >>82772387 >>82772746
How do I as a 33 year old guy find a girl like this? Femanons if you're like this personality wise not even looks wise just know you're awesome.
Anonymous No.82770666 >>82770723
You had me at "big tits"
Anonymous No.82770687 >>82770704 >>82770712 >>82770723
Real answer is to careful comb through dating apps. Understand that women with big tits actually try to hide them in a lot of cases, especially if they are autistic or conservative. There's a specific way that women with huge boobs hide them with clothing and a true pro knows that that looks like.

The other option is in public, but women with big tits get hit on literally every time they leave the house so you need to be her type and she's rarely ever single for more than a week.

Finally that they really want us someone who loves them for their personality. But you are explicitly looking for big tits
Anonymous No.82770704 >>82770718 >>82770850
>>82770687
>Women
>conservative
GHAHAHAHA anon I'm afraid to tell you op is not posting from the middle east
Anonymous No.82770712 >>82770733 >>82770943
>>82770687
>and she's rarely ever single for more than a week
I've never had a boyfriend
Anonymous No.82770718 >>82770735
>>82770704
You don't even go to church do you? Atheist?

There's conservative women in literally every town. They will watch Candace Owens and know about Jews. They think pornography is a sin
Anonymous No.82770723 >>82770758 >>82771486
>>82770666
>>82770687
The big tits aren't the point it's the rest of the picture. It's the autism, the anxiety, the education and the fact she's vulnerable but also passionate and cool.
Anonymous No.82770733 >>82770756 >>82770865
>>82770712
>I've never had a boyfriend
Well do you ever leave the house? And are your tits actually big?

My wife has G cups right now and she can't go out without it happening
Anonymous No.82770735 >>82770758
>>82770718
Conservatives are Jews.
Find me a leftist who likes Israel? There are literally none, yet. Now find me a conservative who loves bibi, it's easy. I can put you in contact with some.

The vast majority of women don't think pornography is a sin, some hate it for normal non-cult related reasons. The vast majority of women spit on the bible by supporting faggot marriage.
Anonymous No.82770744 >>82770924
>>82770630 (OP)
Met a girl like this years ago from r9k/soc. But she had an ex-husband, and after a few days of gaming with me and getting to know eachother she ghosts me to go back to him.
Yep.
Anonymous No.82770756 >>82770977
>>82770733
>do you ever leave the house
Yes, I spend a lot of time outside working and help sell stuff publicly.
>And are your tits actually big?
Yes, but I'm overweight.

>My wife has G cups right now and she can't go out without it happening
Everyday your wife is having people approach her?
Anonymous No.82770758 >>82770853
>>82770723
Yeah sure buddy we believe you

>>82770735
Dude you don't know what you're talking about. The average conservative woman under the age of 30 is fully woke on Jews. You're taking Jewish mainstream conservative Jesus at face value even though you know you literally murder you if you step up against Israel. Watch Candace her audience is mostly women
Anonymous No.82770787 >>82770804
>>82770630 (OP)
its basically impossible man, every woman has had at least 5 boyfriends by 30, most of them hate video games or only play shitty friendslop or other normie games and theyre fat
Anonymous No.82770801 >>82770810 >>82770845 >>82771136 >>82771486
>>82770630 (OP)
What the fuck that's basically me except I touch sunlight
Anonymous No.82770804
>>82770787
Them having had a bf previously isn't a deal breaker though
Anonymous No.82770810 >>82771486
>>82770801
Like I said, just know you're cool and super datable!
Anonymous No.82770811
>>82770630 (OP)
I met a girl like this in the psych ward who was interested in me but l wasn't.
Anonymous No.82770836 >>82770845 >>82770891 >>82770891
>>82770630 (OP)
I'm glad some men like us 30 hags, I haven't tried looking for anyone yet and I don't leave my house but I was feeling basically hopeless before /r9k/

>How do I as a 33 year old guy find a girl like this?
Places such as right here and other boards
Anonymous No.82770845 >>82771083
>>82770836
>>82770801
okay be my gf and play vidya with me. europe?
Anonymous No.82770846
>>82770630 (OP)
Don't, They're not as romantic as picrel is
Anonymous No.82770850 >>82770862
>>82770704
The reason why Hitler got elected was because of the women's vote
Anonymous No.82770853
>>82770758
>Watch Candace her audience is mostly women
Did I disagree with this? Almost all violent criminals are moids, that doesn't mean most men are like that. Same goes for the women who watch that black retard, they don't represent anywhere near the majority of women. Candace literally thinks dinosaurs aren't real and that humans never went to space lmao.
You're a disgusting fucking kike for even talking about goyim women and that nigger retard in the same sentence.

I'm just saying women are notoriously woke. You disagree?
Anonymous No.82770862
>>82770850
You think this means foids aren't famously libtarded? Go to modern day Germany, the women aren't nazis lmao
Nice try though, moshe. Try not to get too mindbroken over the fact that the majority of the world hates you.
Anonymous No.82770865
>>82770733
Mfw
>has a wife
>browses on r9k
Anonymous No.82770891 >>82770903 >>82771978
>>82770836
>>82770836
I mean as a guy in my 30s it would be silly to not be into hags right? But also like dating someone further along in their life just is way more appealing at 33. Can you imagine dating someone who like is fresh out of college? Their experiences and worldview would be so different it's crazy
Anonymous No.82770903 >>82770921
>>82770891
>Their experiences and worldview
how would it be different? what is a different worldview for instance?
Anonymous !HKiI8Junas No.82770907
>>82770630 (OP)
man, i'm not even a big tits fan (i prefer them small actually), but i don't think i'd mind a girl like that at all
not the older 30 something ones, not the mid/late 20s ones either, lol

... i think my saviorfagging tendencies are resurfacing but in a different sense now, lol
man am i screwed.
Anonymous No.82770921
>>82770903
I'm not talking about say a political worldview or any of the dumb shit incels say on this board. A good example is that gen Zs relationship with technology is totally different, their relationship with corporations and how they see them is different. It's a matter of a generational gap between a 22 year old and a 30 year old right now.
Anonymous No.82770924
>>82770744
Just wanted to send you a no homo bro to bro virtual hug. Women, heh
Anonymous No.82770943 >>82770961
>>82770712
Stop being too picky then
Anonymous No.82770961 >>82771204
>>82770943
Did you read anons post? Genuinely...
He was saying that busty women will instantly find chad outside.
Even if I was being picky, something that you are projecting on to me, the point still stands.
Anonymous No.82770969 >>82770982 >>82771486
>>82770630 (OP)
>loser girl with big tits
literally my dream girlfriend.
Anonymous No.82770977 >>82770984
>>82770756
>Yes, but I'm overweight.
how much? I like chubby, but reality show-tier
Anonymous No.82770982 >>82771007 >>82771044
>>82770969
Moids be like
>"yeah, I like loser girls"
>the loser girls in question:
Anonymous No.82770984
>>82770977
>but reality show-tier
meant to say that this level is too much. I like chubby, not "my 1000s lbs life".
Anonymous No.82771007
>>82770982
let me have this.
Anonymous No.82771044 >>82771127
>>82770982
>conveniently ignores all the guys that would date you no questions asked
Anonymous No.82771079
>tfw no loser gf that looks like sydney sweeney
Anonymous No.82771083 >>82771090
>>82770845
No I don't live in Europe
Anonymous No.82771086
Guys it's not about the tits you all have brain rot
Anonymous No.82771090
>>82771083
okay then move to europe. i'll see you at the airport tomorrow? nice we can finally be happy together <3
Anonymous No.82771127 >>82771146
>>82771044
>immediately deflects
So I'm not wrong? This moid loves "loser girls", so long as they're stacy lmao
And you have nothing to say about it?
Anonymous No.82771136 >>82771486 >>82772055
>>82770801
its also me except i hasve bigger tits lol
Anonymous No.82771146 >>82771187
>>82771127
i'm not him so why do I care? I want to date loser girls too. any. so come on.
Anonymous No.82771187
>>82771146
>why do I care
Lmao you're telling me that you responded to me with insults about something that wasn't even directed at you, but you expect me to think you don't care?
You're vey emotionally driven.
Anonymous No.82771204 >>82771214
>>82770961
Genuinely stop being too picky
Anonymous No.82771214 >>82771231
>>82771204
Did you read anons post? Genuinely.
He was saying that picky girls instantly find chad if they step outside.
Anonymous No.82771231 >>82771260
>>82771214
Genuinely stop being too picky, genuinely
Anonymous No.82771260 >>82771275 >>82771276
>>82771231
Did you read anons post? Yes or no.
This conversation isn't about weather I'm picky or not.
Anonymous No.82771275 >>82771569
>>82771260
You just need to look a guy in the eye, give him a firm handshake and stop being picky
Anonymous No.82771276 >>82771569 >>82771856
>>82771260
how mindbroken are you that chad pumped and dumped you previously? just date a robot from r9k and be happy. get real will you.
Anonymous No.82771349
>>82770630 (OP)
pay off her student debt, that's how
Anonymous No.82771374
>Femanons if you're like this personality wise not even looks wise just know you're awesome.
Anonymous No.82771436 >>82771476
You need to find a sheltered girl who probably had a long term boyfriend early in life. Maybe went to community college and then worked with an associates degree. Someone that understands life enough to survive but didn't experience it enough to be burnt out.

I had a big tiddy polish friend with benefits situation. We met thru facebook mutual friends when enrolled at our local community college, but we both were taken at that time. In our early 20s we were both single, and she missed the college partying getting railed every night phase, because she was taken from 17-21. As a result she only went to a small local college and became a pharmacy tech. Spent her free time just posting random shit on instagram because she had no social life. Big tits and kinda retarded, 7/10 face, cute feminine personality (pink, lime, yellow underwear, bra, etc)

Eventually we both moved onto serious relationships in our late 20s. I know she still thinks about me but I had to block her to focus on my real life and family.

Anyways, sorry the blog post. Enroll or volunteer on a community college. There are dozens of autistic 25+ year olds trying to figure out life because they missed the ride.
Anonymous No.82771476 >>82771518
>>82771436
>Enroll or volunteer on a community college
okay mr American where's the closest community college in Kaldenkirchen Germany?
Anonymous No.82771486
>>82770723
>It's the autism, the anxiety, the education and the fact she's vulnerable but also passionate and cool.
>>82770801
>What the fuck that's basically me except I touch sunlight
>>82770810
> Like I said, just know you're cool and super datable!
>>82770969
>literally my dream girlfriend.
>>82771136
>its also me except i hasve bigger tits lol
Anonymous No.82771518 >>82771539
>>82771476
Not just community colleges. Vocational schools and educational centers as well. Just use your head and think about where adults who are trying to change careers and get a degree later in life would go. When I was in community college, most of my classes were full of 30+ year olds.

Here's from ChatGPT:

1. Berufskolleg Viersen (Viersen, Dulken)
2. Berufskolleg Vera Beckers, Krefeld
3. Berufskolleg Kaufmannsschule der Stadt Krefeld
Anonymous No.82771539 >>82771589
>>82771518
why would I go to a Berufskolleg when I already have a degree, apartment and job? Are you gonna pay my rent in the meantime?
Anonymous No.82771569 >>82771582 >>82772207
>>82771276
>>82771275
Again, did you read the post?
Anonymous No.82771582
>>82771569
no what did he say
Anonymous No.82771589 >>82771611
>>82771539
>How do I as a 33 year old guy find a girl like this?
>Why do I have to go out of my way to find this girl?

Are you incredibly helpless or what? Jesus fucking christ Gunther, us Americans are more german than you at this point.
Anonymous No.82771611 >>82771655
>>82771589
>brooo just give up your job, study some literal worthless degree or qualification, pay money for it, and spend a few months or years going to a college just so you can pick up that girl that totally exists and is single broooooooooo!
The only people in those places are Syrian niggers. Don't tell me what my country is like you Untermensch racemixed piece of trash
Anonymous No.82771655 >>82771667
>>82771611
Nigger I gave you options to meet 30 year old big tiddy NEET women. I didn't say go back to college. I said work at one, volunteer at one. Imagine yourself working at the school library and some thick framed glasses big tiddy schnitte comes to study. Try placing yourself in somewhere other than a cum sock for once.
Anonymous No.82771667 >>82771695
>>82771655
>I said work at one, volunteer at one.
I don't have a teaching license. Takes another 3-4 years to get one. There's no volunteering.
And if I volunteer will you pay my rent? Retard.
>Imagine yourself working at the school library
What school library? Where? You mean the city library? Do you even know what a college here looks like? It's a building with classrooms. You go in, look at presentations, then go home.
Try placing yourself anywhere outside america for once and realize other countries have different social customs that you cannot even possibly comprehend
Anonymous No.82771695 >>82771707
>>82771667
>volunteer in his free time
>pay rent
Are you a retard or is there some ridiculous german law I don't know about where you need to PAY money to WORK somewhere?

>What school library?
Ok, so are you seriously, pathetically mentally incapable of existing more than 15 seconds at a time. Like a nigger with a undeveloped prefrontal cortex. Just spend the rest of the day on pornhub, queer.

/closethread
/hidethread
/kys
Anonymous No.82771701
>>82770630 (OP)
they have a chad bf 90percent of the time
ive known many women like this and its always a chad
ive had a girl like that and was her chad for many years, even married her
Anonymous No.82771707 >>82772035
>>82771695
>Are you a retard or is there some ridiculous german law I don't know about where you need to PAY money to WORK somewhere?
no i need to pay money to live you retard. how can I volunteer a fucking job while already working my actual job? You want me to work two jobs? Fuck off outta here.
>he doesn't realize we don't have school libraries
HAHAHA the american mind cannot comprehend europe.
Anonymous No.82771728 >>82772803
the people here are no better than xitter faggots and are successfully getting pandered to by one. heckin' wholesome.
Anonymous No.82771856
>>82771276
>date a robot from r9k and be happy.
Those two things are mutually exclusive.
Anonymous No.82771978
>>82770891
I'm not 30 yet but I thought most men in their 30s wouldn't actually want woman in their 30s, they just have to date them. funnily enough I met my ebf in a thread whining about how I'm an ugly hag no one wants for marriage.
I still think given the option most men would want early 20s women who also have the qualities they like. my ebf likes me cause I'm also a virgin who wants to wait until marriage, I wonder if he would prefer another woman who has these exact qualities but is in her early 20s.
Anonymous No.82772035 >>82772680
>>82771707
>>he doesn't realize we don't have school libraries
>HAHAHA the american mind cannot comprehend europe.
are school libraries a bad thing? idgi. seems like a good thing to have.
Anonymous No.82772055 >>82772719
>>82771136
Are you white? I want a gf like you.
Anonymous No.82772207
>>82771569
Again, stop being so picky
Anonymous No.82772325
>>82770630 (OP)
You need to go into autistic spaces that females actually frequent. I met my gf on VRchat and she ticks pretty much every box in the OP pic. The problem is that most of you guys here aren't equipped to even deal with this type of woman, they are so helpless and emotional and dependent and needy, and also so fucking horny 24/7 that it actually gets annoying after the initial dopamine rush you get from a girl wanting you. You also have to stop being a jaded self made pariah that hates and avoids all normie activities, because these girls might be geeks but they're still women and fall for trends like obsessing over streamers and they might claim to be "edgy" but will freak out if you try to share your collection of gore webms and whatnot, so you may have to somewhat hide your powerlevel while still caving in and engaging with the dumb shit she likes. All that said, the negatives are nowhere near as bad as trying to date a normie woman as a robot male so it's worth making the attempt. It's just a lot more time consuming and stressful than all the cutesey memes make it out to be.
Anonymous No.82772387 >>82772719
>>82770630 (OP)
My kingdom for such a gf
Anonymous No.82772680
>>82772035
He doesnt realize how 3rd world Germany has become because they banned knowledge of their history before 1950
Anonymous No.82772719 >>82772731 >>82772745
>>82772055
>I want a gf like you.
>>82772387
>My kingdom for such a gf
Anonymous No.82772731
>>82772719
I'd basedface like that if she said yes
Anonymous No.82772737 >>82772754
Why do people say date when they really mean fuck.
Anonymous No.82772745 >>82772762 >>82772803
>>82772719
>Wanting your female equivalent is s*y
Anonymous No.82772746
>>82770630 (OP)
this is a NEETcuck cope lol. Any decent looking woman with big tits will be dating/fucking a wealthy white collar chad.

Another day just the same neetcucks :)
Anonymous No.82772754
>>82772737
I mean both. I only want sex within a committed relationship. I want a gf with big tits.
Anonymous No.82772762
>>82772745
lmao, COPE

your female equivalent isn't this. That woman is made for wealthy Chads. You don't have an equivalent as you're a failure.
Anonymous No.82772803
>>82772745
it's not, but you faggots soi out over these retarded "wholesome NEET based stinky gf" images. It's pretty embarrassing. You're getting keys jingled in your face and drooling like a downie, and is every assembly line online faggot just like you. See: >>82771728